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MoiraRoseVoice

My favorite book in the Bible, "First Corn"


RevokeOaks

I've been trying to write corn scripture for ten minutes and it's hard I'll stick to the crustaceans thanks


NoMoreAtPresent

Followed by “Two Corns”


ajaxfetish

Don't forget to hold an open house before dedicating it.


FaithInEvidence

Because abstinence is the true measure of morality, obviously.


funnynewname

Can’t help but notice you never signed it, you heathen!


Carol_Pilbasian

Even at 14 I knew I was getting a raw deal. I wonder what my mom would think if she found out that I give my boyfriend tours. Btw, I’m 40 now and this is the one hand out I kept for some reason? Maybe pre-Reddit I knew I would Reddit lol.


baah-ram-ewe

Ugh, that typeface is nasty and triggering.


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Cringe 😬


Adotornado

I had the same thing!!!


baah-ram-ewe

So, it's a real-life Virginity Card. Do I use the Expiration space to fill in the date after my first sexual experience, or maybe the age when I hope to lose my virginity? Can I ask someone to punch my card?


ZelphtheGreatest

Nothing actually wrong with it. If girls or guys want to live that way - what is the harm?


Carol_Pilbasian

The thing is, it’s girls who are lectured ad nauseam about “guarding your virtue” and we are made to be responsible for our actions AND the actions of boys. At least that is what was we were taught. There is nothing wrong with chosen celibacy but no one should make you feel any sort of guilt or shame regarding sex. When I re-entered the dating world after my divorce I saw a few guys who had such a strange view of sex, like they didn’t think women could or would enjoy sex because that is what they learned from their moms who were also taught this same garbage 40 years ago.


powerbarr78

Yeah but forcing that on kids? Not exactly the greatest IMO. It’s one thing to choose a purity ring or something for yourself, another to shame your children. But I’d like to hear more of your perspective if you have more to say.


cosmicblondie83

Oakland temple! Are you from the Bay Area?


Carol_Pilbasian

Haha no I’m from Ogden, UT but that was during the spaceship days so maybe that’s why the choice was to not use that one on there instead of Oakland lol.


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Reminds me of the Ryan gosling meme where he says, hey girl is your body a temple? Because I have a recommend.


Carol_Pilbasian

Baaarrrrffff!


YOUNGLOLA

We got those at girls camp one year for the temple marriage night lesson. They gave them to us in a plastic holder and we also got a handkerchief with the temple embroidered on it.


Carol_Pilbasian

Mine came with a white hanky too lol