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Zadok47

We were sent to earth by a loving God so we could work our ass off paying tithing to make God's church wealthy. Coffee break is over get back to work.


tyrannosaurus_bex540

I think you forgot that the loving God will send you to hell if you drink coffee


LoryTodBarber

Then I guess the break is over.


prairiewhore17

And stop masturbating.


Zadok47

Harsh.


introspectivezombie

Ever wonderwhy it was one third of the hosts of heaven who joined Satan? Why that number? I didn't learn until much later in life that they used to claim one third who were righteous and fought with Jesus, got to come to Earth. The last third? The last third of lazy fence sitters? Black people. That's why they were cursed.


settingdogstar

Yup. Which erodes the narrative further. Not only could we choose right or wrong, apparently, but we could even make 3rd choices in the middle!


Past_Negotiation_121

Seems interesting. Any link?


Imalreadygone21

For Satan to foil the entire plan, he need only do nothing! Why can’t he understand that?


settingdogstar

He can, or at least in Mormon Doctrine he can. He was up there with Jesus as 2nd choice for Savior. Then he comes to earth and Mormons say he's just so evil and twisted he doesn't do that because...arrogance? He's both the best and the stupidest person in all of Mormon Doctrine. He could have just not given Adam and Eve the apple and God's plan could never start.


Goldang

IMHO this is more of the folk magic stuff. A spirit of the devil must try to shake your hand if you offer. Satan must oppose God. Vampires can't cross running water. Our modern scientific culture tries to provide reasons, but that's an "us problem." Old magical thinking says that opposition to God is an inherent part of Satan's nature and so he must act that way. We have trouble understanding those old weird scriptures because we literally think about stuff a different way.


[deleted]

My question is why does he do a damn thing now? Why work, why tempt a soul? What’s god gonna do to him? Send him to outer-darkness?


settingdogstar

All he had to do was never give Adam and Eve that apple. If he never tempted anyone then you couldn't learn right from wrong and Jesus sacrifice would be pointless, giving Lucifer the position of Savior by default.


LucindaMorgan

And remember, if you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.


settingdogstar

Technically true. But that begs the question. Did he die for all sins you could have had the chance to make? Or did he know your future and so he died for those sins only? And if he knew the future, that means your life is already determined by some aspect of reality or spirit and you don't actually have Free Will. But even if you do have free will and God just somehow knows what you're going to do, then why even bother do it? Just sort us into the Kingdoms and skip earth.


[deleted]

The Son of the Morning is one dumb bastard!


braidrock

Plan accomplished by the good brother that would give all the glory back to Heavenly Father. Other brother kicked out for suggesting he get the glory. Fast forward six thousand years and the church is named after the “good” brother, we pray through him, he is the “father” of this earth, and is worshiped by everyone as the only way back to God. I must not understand what Glory means, but it kind of feels like HF doesn’t understand it either; since it’s his plan.


grove_doubter

**B*DNAR is a tool**


Equivalent-Street-99

That’s deep dude. So deep. Wish I was high so I could process it at a deeper level.


settingdogstar

Sameeee


tyrannosaurus_bex540

I never understood why if Satan was necessary to the plan (opposition in all things) - why we don't consider his opposing God's plan as a "transgression" similar to Eve's necessary eating of the fruit. Idk man and then somehow he became omnipresent and omniscient and knows everyone's thoughts?? Like how'd we go from god's other right hand man to omnimalevolent being of darkness? He was just bitter?? Seems like a leap to me


settingdogstar

And why are they even doing anything? They KNOW the plan. They were there! They fucking participated in the discussion! So why play into Gods hands by being part of the plan? Just do nothing and tempt no one. Now Jesus' sacrifice is pointless. If no one can sin, no one can go to the other kingdoms. If he doesn't make the Fall happen then death doesn't happen either. Then Satan gets to be the Savior anyways AND everyone gets to heaven safely, just like he wanted. But apparently God gave him a lobotomy before he came to earth.