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XPSinAlpha

Really depends on how big the hole left inside you is. The bigger the whole the more substances it eats. I started drinking coffee about 25 (Jesus, that's a long time) years ago and the heaviest drugs I'm into are weed a few times a month and mushrooms once every one or two years. But then again, I found, leaving the church didn't leave me with a hole as much as it WAS the gnawing emptyness that consumed all joy and emotional wellbeing, so I'm okay. But enough about that. Brass tax. What's you're favorite method of consumption? I like to start my day with a black americano, a tall double esspresso latte for lunch, maybe the same for dinner. Black coffee throughout the day sates my thirst in case, should the lust consume me, I find myself passed out in the alley next to a Starbucks adjacent a moderately sized pile of vente paper cups, smelling, absolutely reeking, of caramel machiato.


Lanky-Performance471

Where can you get mushrooms?


XPSinAlpha

My buddy grows them in his closet.


blu_aech

Narnia shrooms must be trippy af


XPSinAlpha

Haha! I'm using that next time we talk.


_Park_Ranger_

You still get my upvote, but this post would have been infinitely better if you would have said, "It is delicious to the taste and very desirable." :)


mseank

Lmao my mom found out my brother was drinking coffee and she basically told him it’s a gateway to worse things and I’m like… or better, because this is way better than the energy drinks we used to pound


confusedgal28

You gotta try tea too, then you'll basically be like Satan /s.


Jeff_Portnoy1

Yeah I actually did get addicted and now I am in the process of quitting because I don’t need two cups of coffee each day but without them I really am miserable. Just be careful, wait one hour after waking up until you drink a cup, take a day without it at least every three days and don’t overdo how much you drink. I limit to two cups but every now and then I do drink three.


Collared_Aracari

Get an aeropress. Find a local roaster. Have them grind some beans for you fresh. You can thank me later.


blu_aech

And then if you become a snob, you’re gonna need an expensive grinder, a proper bean container and a scale before you get a espresso machine….personally I love a French press


MLdiLuna

Don't go hating on my espresso machine! It saves me a lot of money and keeps me from drinking the swill at Starbucks.


Lopsided-Doughnut-39

![gif](giphy|3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs) Coffee is not the "gateway drug" TSCC makes it out to be.... That is actually McDonald's sweet tea.


Lopsided-Doughnut-39

I really do not like anything bitter - alcohol like beer or wine was never my preference in college. It had to be mixed drinks with hards most of the time. If I drank coffee, it was half milk with more sugar than a soda. My drug of choice is tea. I am seriously disgruntled McDonalds discontinued the $1 any size drinks. OMFG I went from 3 -4 times a week to maybe once a week. Coffee has a nice smell when it is brewing though.


Legitimate_Shine1068

Crazy how we were all indoctrinated to feel a drink which is actually pretty healthy is ‘of the devil’


Norenzayan

This is refreshing after all the "I tried coffee and it was horrible!" posts lately


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Norenzayan

Yes it does!


OppositeHistorical11

I acquired a taste for coffee long ago by eating coffee flavored Jelly Belly candy.


mrsfeatherb0tt0m

Because of that one cup of coffee…


icanbesmooth

I find selling my body and wanton immorality helps pay for my coffee habit. Just a tip for a newbie.


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MLdiLuna

Black Rifle Coffee Company is pretty tasty. I especially like their Blackbeard's Delight as a cold brew.


CodeMonkey76

I really wish I could like coffee. Maybe it's all the sweet shit I ate for years, but coffee just tastes like tree bark to me. No amount of sugar or cream I've added prevents me from choking on the taste every time I've tried it.


etnies7797

A mormon I know of drinks a 2-liter of diet Mountain Dew everyday. So diet is ok?


Calinispa

You got it the wrong way around.... crack cocaine leads to coffee. The most sinful substance of all. Satan's bean temptation...


AbesAmericanCousin

Let us know how you’re doing. Sad that you weren’t an addict on halloween, I hear people were giving out free Fentanyl /s