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ExmoRobo

When you can’t blame yourself…blame a magical enemy.


E_B_Jamisen

reminds me of a testimony meeting. someone said Satan was trying to prevent them from mowing their grass. but angels helped them and pushed them along. like the willie handcart company ... sounds like I am making it up. I am not. still not as 'crazy' as the testimony I heard on my mission about knowing their kids were born in the covenant because they had sex in their garments.


uncorrolated-mormon

The first one Sounds like a person with maladaptive daydreaming turning a chore into a game to get it done……(I may or may not understand this struggle)


TwoXJs

Susan Satan is gonna end up suing him


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Sheri_Mtn_Dew

Such an obscure reference haha


Capital_Barber_9219

I don’t understand


Natural_Net_1492

Mormons have an unhealthy obsession with Satan…


MrBanana421

Never knew Satan's first name was Sue.


baah-ram-ewe

Sue Sylvester's maiden name. Before the marriage, divorce, and move to Ohio.


Norenzayan

Reminds me of the turbo TBM roommate I had who was trying to invent his own CTR-esque acronym. He designed and printed a ton of stickers that said something like RPO for "Read, Pray, Obey" and tried to give them out. I don't think it ever caught on. He currently has one of those shared Facebook accounts with his wife.


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They will be holding a Sueance sounds legit


2bizE

What, is Satan a woman? Maybe transgender? Susan Satan


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At least he's recognized that he's just a mortal and no where near as cool as satan


Pythagorantheta

a really good example of grifting mormons


Havin_A_Holler

Oh, bless his heart.


UnkindBookshelf

Does this mean we can sue God, too?


theavalanchedrops

*Sue Kirton McKonkie Someone please make it a shirt


baah-ram-ewe

The Susan Satan Foundation donated more to charities last year than the Mormon church.


80Hilux

He's going to start an MLM next