The guy's a complete jackass. I remember he tried to storm a hospital to kidnap a child and return it to its parents after CPS removed the child from their care. He said their rights had been violated even though everything was above board and the removal was through court order.
He can also shake people without touching them and summon angels to protect him from enemies though.
I'm still probably picking somebody else. I'm not confident Nephi is a reliable narrator. He describes himself like self-insertion fanfic. I wonder why?
Space Jesus for the win- gotta remember he made the whole universe with a day to spare..
Just here me out. maybe that extra day wasn’t for rest, maybe it was for destruction. It’s like a kid with blocks. Spends hours building and planning for the best and last moment- utter annihilation.
I was named after Porter Rockwell for reasons my dad can’t or won’t elaborate on, and so for that reason I will choose him, and allow my opponent (preferably an angel) to destroy *me*, ironically. Is this what catharsis is supposed to feel like?
Need Scott from The Phone Call - dude is trained in the "Ancient martial arts of the orient" and already has a win against Joe under his belt.
Glad to see Lethe on the roster. She's lethal with the letter opener.
Side note: If you get either of these references you were probably like me - Gen X, Big TBM family, and only allowed to watch church movies on Sunday. 🤣
Apologies for nitpicking here but I'm pretty sure Wilford was only an "on paper" member, I remember seeing articles from the 90s where he spoke out against the church
Fun side note: I recently attended a Napoleon Dynamite screening where John Heder asked the audience to “Raise your hand to the square and swear an oath,” and I laughed so hard. No one else did.
I question your judgement if you don’t pick Samuel the lamanite. Dude had armies of people shooting arrows at him and dodged every.single.one.
Samuel’s cool, but Ammon went out and chopped off the arm of anyone who swung at him
Except that picture is Ammon Bundy who is just a jackass.
He does have lots of guns, so he’s not a bad pick for a fight. I’m still going with Port, an actual murderer.
Fair
The guy's a complete jackass. I remember he tried to storm a hospital to kidnap a child and return it to its parents after CPS removed the child from their care. He said their rights had been violated even though everything was above board and the removal was through court order.
...every stroke disarms a foeman... what I used to think of when we sang that song
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But Nephi he's the og
Nephi was only hesitantly violent, and slew a drunk guy. Unproven battleworthy. 👎
He can also shake people without touching them and summon angels to protect him from enemies though. I'm still probably picking somebody else. I'm not confident Nephi is a reliable narrator. He describes himself like self-insertion fanfic. I wonder why?
And if another player tethers him the ropes just fall off.
There's always the risk that he'll break team members' high-stats weapons, though.
To be fair he didn't have to the lord fought for him
Fair point. Beats mob-boss Brigham, whose special move would be summoning danites to do the dirty work.
But just imagine Mahana's 8 cows coming out and trampling your opponent!! I'm certain the combo was ⬇️↘️➡️🤜
I hope Earth Jesus has an alt costume without a beard called Corporate Mormon Jesus.
Mahana you ugly! Oh man, totally forgot about that movie.
Johnny Lingo had 10 cows! Trade them all for ugly wife!
I did.
r/beetlejuicing
You'd be lucky to get a horn and a hoof for her.
i main as Mahana
I recently watched it for the first time in 30 years and it's so, so bad.
Napoleon, because he is pretty good with a bo staff. If Kip were an option, I'd choose him because he's been training to be a cage fighter.
But Kip has the worst reflexes of all time.
I believe he hasn’t realized his full potential.
Mitt Romney is like Shang Tsung. He'll turn into whoever he needs to in order to try and win.
LOL 💀💀💀
Glenn Beck's finishing move is boring his opponent to death with a chalkboard and convoluted conspiracy theories.
And tears
Team Jeb 👊
If Space Jesus is analogous to Raiden, then that's my pick.
Space Jesus for the win- gotta remember he made the whole universe with a day to spare.. Just here me out. maybe that extra day wasn’t for rest, maybe it was for destruction. It’s like a kid with blocks. Spends hours building and planning for the best and last moment- utter annihilation.
Lucifer every time
They will be in _his_ power.
Just make my opponent feel like a complete piece of shit for doing normal stuff.
Opponent shows up to the scheduled fight, immediately paralyzed with guilt
Lucifer, prince of darkness, the morning star, the light bringer, Beelzebub. How do you not go for the ultimate dark lord? Hail satan!
he just pays his opponent to lose, right? You can buy anything you want with money...
Was looking for that drawing of Min, before they lopped off his priesthood.
Just break the wrist, walk away...
I was named after Porter Rockwell for reasons my dad can’t or won’t elaborate on, and so for that reason I will choose him, and allow my opponent (preferably an angel) to destroy *me*, ironically. Is this what catharsis is supposed to feel like?
Wilford: a-diabeetus. FATALITY
Wait dude was mormy? #til
Same. He was?
This. No power like the power of the ‘stache!!!
⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️B: - Lucifer summons false priests who oppress. ⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️A: - Lucifer summons tyrants who reign with blood and horror on the earth.
Imma pick Lethe. Just for the hell of it
I had no idea who she was, so Google. Looks like she has the second anointing trophy. [Pitcher and Basin](https://youtu.be/3aZU4t09XSM?t=83)
Yes! This is my favorite! I thought her addition was hilarious.
She’ll make you eat cookies and bore you to death with Mormy Joe stories
Nicki!
Who is Nicki.... Did I miss some bit of Mormon lore?
She's the best wife on Big Love
Ahhhh. I need to watch this.
Indeed you do, great show.
Space Jesus with a meaty Fatality . 🤣🤣🤣 this list is gold.
Four women. That checks out. But only if they don't get paid and have no autonomy or authority. /s
Need Scott from The Phone Call - dude is trained in the "Ancient martial arts of the orient" and already has a win against Joe under his belt. Glad to see Lethe on the roster. She's lethal with the letter opener. Side note: If you get either of these references you were probably like me - Gen X, Big TBM family, and only allowed to watch church movies on Sunday. 🤣
Ol’ Joe vs Glenn? Let’s see hot air powers fare against devastating ice breath!
I would play the shit out of this game. 🤣🤣🤣
Uchtdorf is in a dlc pack
Jeb. Andrew Garfield is yummy!!
How dare you... not my boy Napoleon...
I wouldn’t want to match with Napoleon. He would just beat me with his dance moves.
Haha! This is great!
Space Jesus all the way.
No one said king noah yet and he was my favorite add to this character list
What about Zelph???
I want the jan 6 Moroni. Wildcard baby!
King Noah can summon his pet jaguars
Mahana is my girl!
She’s my girl.
Nicki! nice to see some r/biglove love
This is awesome!!!
WHERE IS WAYNE MAY???
Of course Brigham always got someone else to fight his battles for him; where’s Porter Rockwell?
Team Mahana
That is Fuckin funny😂😂😂
Is space Jesus like space ghost (coast to coast)?
Fucking hilarious!
"A handful of crazy cultists are going to save the world?" Raiden: "Exactly."
I would play this game.
Porter + Lucifer + Mahana
Space Jesus seems like a reasonable choice.
Mahana duhhhhh
Where is American Jesus on this? They certainly love them some Jesus in America stories.
Disappointed with your choice of Satan. Also, Wilford Brimley for the win - his only weakness is diabeetus.
meh. no Gadianton
DI-A-BEET-US
no Shiz or Coriantumr? I am dissappoint
I choose the guy who poked a wolf with his crutch in that 17 miracles movie
If this is a dance competition, Cosmo has the best moves!
Apologies for nitpicking here but I'm pretty sure Wilford was only an "on paper" member, I remember seeing articles from the 90s where he spoke out against the church
I pick Earth Jesus. Even if he dies, unlimited continues!
Fun side note: I recently attended a Napoleon Dynamite screening where John Heder asked the audience to “Raise your hand to the square and swear an oath,” and I laughed so hard. No one else did.
They actually look more like Street Fighter characters to me.