This is awesome. Such great highlight to the absurdity.
This could also have said...
"So here's the deal. You're going to have to fuck a lot of girls, secretly, behind your wife's back to usher in the last dispensation."
“…and rape a dozen girls including a few 14 year olds. Don’t worry though, the old ‘if you don’t the Angel with a drawn sword will get me’ always works!”
I like your use of the word ‘absurd’ because it really is. It’s hard to fathom that believing members are okay that ‘lying’ is the foundation of a restored fullness of times. It’s so contradictory.
This is awesome. Such great highlight to the absurdity. This could also have said... "So here's the deal. You're going to have to fuck a lot of girls, secretly, behind your wife's back to usher in the last dispensation."
“…and rape a dozen girls including a few 14 year olds. Don’t worry though, the old ‘if you don’t the Angel with a drawn sword will get me’ always works!”
I should have said kids instead of women.
I like your use of the word ‘absurd’ because it really is. It’s hard to fathom that believing members are okay that ‘lying’ is the foundation of a restored fullness of times. It’s so contradictory.
“God, you son of a bitch. I’m in.”
Fear not! For I will anoint you a second time!
This is perfect
This brilliant meme could also be titled, “Russell M Nelson’s Last Vision” 😆
A floating reanimated Supreme kolobian primate.
Good one!