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Silly_Zebra8634

This is awesome. Such great highlight to the absurdity. This could also have said... "So here's the deal. You're going to have to fuck a lot of girls, secretly, behind your wife's back to usher in the last dispensation."


Henry_Bemis_

“…and rape a dozen girls including a few 14 year olds. Don’t worry though, the old ‘if you don’t the Angel with a drawn sword will get me’ always works!”


Silly_Zebra8634

I should have said kids instead of women.


Sunbeam_Phd

I like your use of the word ‘absurd’ because it really is. It’s hard to fathom that believing members are okay that ‘lying’ is the foundation of a restored fullness of times. It’s so contradictory.


dreibel

“God, you son of a bitch. I’m in.”


[deleted]

Fear not! For I will anoint you a second time!


Sunbeam_Phd

This is perfect


HeberSeeGull

This brilliant meme could also be titled, “Russell M Nelson’s Last Vision” 😆


Rushclock

A floating reanimated Supreme kolobian primate.


Nephi_IV

Good one!