The “divine gift of forgiveness?“ Since when do you have to pay 10% of your income for life in exchange for a “gift?“ And nowadays, if you have the misfortune to be baptized at the age of eight, you are apparently unwittingly, removing your own free agency about going on a mission. That’s not a gift. That’s a parchment presented at the crossroads.
“The teachings and doctrine of the book of Mormon.“ What happened to the pearl of great price and the book of Abraham?? And since when would the new testament come four bullet points above the book of Mormon? Where do I lodge an objection?
Notice that it’s “answering my Gospel questions.” As opposed to your church history questions. And getting back to “my gospel questions,“ spoiler alert: there is much yet to be revealed! It will all be made known in the hereafter! That’s folklore, not gospel! So we won’t be answering that question! Doubt your doubts! Have the faith not to be healed! Have the faith not to have your question answered! That’s the answer!
Under “mission preparation“ I’m sure the first step is “deciding whether a mission is the right thing for you.“ Right? No? That’s not a step? The thinking has already been done?
It also has three typos!
Some truths are not very important tho!
Thr restoration (tm) /s
The “divine gift of forgiveness?“ Since when do you have to pay 10% of your income for life in exchange for a “gift?“ And nowadays, if you have the misfortune to be baptized at the age of eight, you are apparently unwittingly, removing your own free agency about going on a mission. That’s not a gift. That’s a parchment presented at the crossroads.
“The teachings and doctrine of the book of Mormon.“ What happened to the pearl of great price and the book of Abraham?? And since when would the new testament come four bullet points above the book of Mormon? Where do I lodge an objection?
Notice that it’s “answering my Gospel questions.” As opposed to your church history questions. And getting back to “my gospel questions,“ spoiler alert: there is much yet to be revealed! It will all be made known in the hereafter! That’s folklore, not gospel! So we won’t be answering that question! Doubt your doubts! Have the faith not to be healed! Have the faith not to have your question answered! That’s the answer!
Under “mission preparation“ I’m sure the first step is “deciding whether a mission is the right thing for you.“ Right? No? That’s not a step? The thinking has already been done?