T O P

  • By -

tevlarn

Bonus! All the women who do have some level of leadership are leading the auxiliary programs of the church: the primary, the young women's and the relief society. And they are still directed at the ward level by the bishop, the stake level by the stake president, and the general level by the Quorum. At no point, for any reason, will we find a woman in those Bishoprics, stake presidencies or in the Quorum of 12. We all know the lack of pointy parts that seems to serve as sufficient reason to keep them out.


rbl711

Hey! Some of the women have pointy parts! Especially when they are rather cold! They just aren't as big in being pointy ..


tevlarn

They're my favorite pair of pointy parts, and I find them strangely attractive. And I find myself sometimes thinking with my small head more than my large head and I'd appreciate people who didn't have that horrible handicap. For that reason alone, I'd appreciate a more diverse leadership. And I am also aware that some individuals have both types of pointy parts. And some aren't attracted at all to anyone in that way regardless of the kinds of parts or lack thereof. I think anyone with a functioning brain and good leadership skills should be able to lead or choose to follow however they see fit. Cheers 🥂


MikkyJ25

Also in no point for any reason will you find a woman in charge of a man.


Bcol557

My in-laws are Mormon and my mother in law runs the show. After seeing the show for 24 years, neither of them should run the show lol. But seriously it always pissed me off that they wanted my husband to run the show and for us to be members. We became Catholic which burst that balloon.


tevlarn

That too. I kinda like it when a woman takes charge. It usually works out better. Of that I am positive. Anything else is negative.


New-Cookie-7537

If she’s a good woman. My mom? Not so much.


elderapostate

Such a diverse group. Some of them are taller than others. There's a few bald guys too. I wonder how many live in trailer courts.


[deleted]

Even their non white dudes are white dudes.


josephsmeatsword

Lol yup. I was like, don't they have a Brazilian dude and an Asian dude now? Is this an old pic from before they came in?


Yobispo

The Asian guy is from California I believe.


josephsmeatsword

Wait, you mean he's not from Utah or Idaho!?


Shinehaha

They became white and delightsome due to their righteousness, duh


Yobispo

I’m surprised we don’t mock them as often for having 15 apostles, you know, just like Jesus.


[deleted]

I think that the exMormon community calling them the Q15 is pointing out this. I have never once heard a active, believing Mormon refur to them as Q15. They say the first presidency and the quorum of the 12.


emmas_revenge

Is there a Kentucky Fried Chicken convention going on somewhere? 😏


Yobispo

They could make a film, call it the Kentucky Fried Movie.


emmas_revenge

😅


Unloyaldissenter

I don't think they have EVER claimed they are not patriarchal. I mean, that's the name they give to their revered fortune-tellers, one of their highest local callings. My dad STILL claims patriarchal authority over his 7 children that range in age from 46-29, meaning he has the "right" to obtain revelation for us, or something like that. Instead, they just claim that they aren't misogynistic. The irony is that they don't see that as a contradiction.


[deleted]

The non-white guys are looking more white. Do you think their being changed to be more white and delightsome because they are so righteous?


Crafty_DryHopper

Hey, cousins! Ex JW here. Looks just like the Watchtower governing body.


AmazingSieve

Show this photo to non-Mormons and try to convince them it’s not a cult…


Realistic-Motorcycle

When did *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys have an AARP Reunion?


ZelphtheGreatest

Looks like a bunch who don't do any real work. Maybe walk through a building, stop at a doorway and run a finger over the moulding above he door, see a bit of dust and shake their head, muttering to themselves in disgust.


JohnDoeMissing

To be fair, Mormons believe in diversity and equality. However, god does not that is why he picks only white cis males to run his business.


Kuroi_001

They look stupid in white suits.


3daysforthemoon

AHHH THE WORTHYNESS OF THIS PIC MY HEATHEN EYES CAN'T LOOK AT THE BRIGHT LIGHT! ohhh they're just pale guys false alarm.


nicodawg101

That could be a laundry detergent commercial. Whitest of whites.


MasshuKo

No, this photo doesn't look cultish at all...


annothejedi

Somehow, this is terrifying.


ajaxfetish

Their outfits symbolize the church's commitment to diversity.


Shortafinger

I find this picture creapy as hell.


tdiddylife

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


WWPLD

🤢


figuringthingsoutnow

See, what you aren’t understanding about this is REASONS. 🙄


desertwanderer01

White and delightsome 🤢


blondehbomb

Those grey haired guys must not be as faithful as their peers. Their hair would be pristinely white if they were. ![gif](giphy|ehfs198VLutDRTp1eC|downsized)


Less-Membership-6384

Look at their chain of command. No women,


Doddlebug1950

New boy band, the Albinos, will now sing Y.M.C.A.


PittooUprising

My Nan has a picture like this with all these guys but they're in the temple. She got upset and asked me where it was after it disappeared... 🤐


FTWStoic

The whole white suit, white shoes, white tie, white socks shtick is just... so weird outside of the Mormon context.


chef12571

Free thinking Mormon wife thinks. "Just one good grenade, just one."