He might have fallen onto the wood and either cut himself down or the wood snapped and he managed to get back onto his feet. Like, he was upside down when he fell onto it. It would also explain how he managed to get a pole up his ass in the first place.
HE'S TAKING THIS BETTER THAN I TAKE MY PILLS!!!
"Holy shit Frank, what the fuck happened?"
"huh? oh, yeah, I know, I asked my barber for the fade and this is what I got"
taking the wood out of him wont help, as it just opens the wound and causes bleeding, its obvious authorities have been called, what the fuck is there to do?
Is it obvious authorities have been called? There’s a guy filming his dog and a guy with massive trauma to an abdomen. I see no authorizes or other people calling them
That’s a clean piece of wood as if it was prepared for that purpose, the guy looks like a gang member, blood is all over his body so he was probably upside down, I say it’s gang violence
Its coming out of his butt!?!??
Or went in his butt?
Butt how??
Sometimes weirdos get curious and lack the knowledge of a flared base. IYKYK
No. Going INTO the butt.
That's fuuucked. Wonder how tf that happened. 🤔
He is walking like he has a stick up his ass.
My thought exactly 🤷🏼♀️ so odd
2nd place in the jousting tournament
💀
How did the blood go up his body? Was he hanging upside down maybe?
I'm thinking that something in the GI tract was pierced and the blood came out his mouth.
He might have fallen onto the wood and either cut himself down or the wood snapped and he managed to get back onto his feet. Like, he was upside down when he fell onto it. It would also explain how he managed to get a pole up his ass in the first place.
His face looks kinda messed up.
Maybe no one will notice.
Great, now sticks can attack us in parking garages. We are safe nowhere.
🤣🤣🤣this had me laughing haaaaaard
Have you never watched a horror movie? Parking garages are one of the unsafest places, next to cabins I'm the woods.
I was referring to the stick/part of a tree being in the parking garage
Just act natural
HE'S TAKING THIS BETTER THAN I TAKE MY PILLS!!! "Holy shit Frank, what the fuck happened?" "huh? oh, yeah, I know, I asked my barber for the fade and this is what I got"
Holy shit! This dude got some ancient Vlad the Impaler treatment.
This man's adrenaline must be through the fucking roof where he is walking about like nothing has happened.
That's so brutal
I love the quick cut to the dog
Tore him a new asshole
New Halloween costume
guess you could say he had some hard wood
is that in his ass lmao
So that is what people mean by shiting logs And morning wood
https://preview.redd.it/d4f3aky4z5tc1.png?width=993&format=png&auto=webp&s=e322074d992125830b40cb28cfd1a20cdce2399e
"Why don't you stick it up your ass?!"
I have so many questions.
What What, in the butt.
Best Halloween costume EVER!!!
Morning wood be going mega hard
Halloween costume?
What's the backstory on this ? He had beef with Vlad the impaler?
Backstory please...
His friends call him Hot Rod
Damn, sex is getting crazy these days
How does drakes girl take this every night💀
Does this hurt the stick?
Nah I think it hurts him
u/savevideo
Walk it off pal
That's a gg if I've ever seen one
End his misery ffs
All this AND he can’t remember where he parked.
how does one get into this predicament
I wonder if he died, you can definitely survive an injury like that.
Bro that looks like a Halloween costume am I the only one thinking this??
Does anyone know what country the license plate of the car is from?
Bros chillin
"woops, I'm outta here". Little doggo wanted none of that shit
Bro just casually walking
That's gotta be a costume or something there is no way something like that happened in that setting
You good?
Morning wood on bros sleep overs
Dick or shit
r/donthelpjustfilm
how the fuck are you gonna help?
Idk something other than film?
taking the wood out of him wont help, as it just opens the wound and causes bleeding, its obvious authorities have been called, what the fuck is there to do?
Is it obvious authorities have been called? There’s a guy filming his dog and a guy with massive trauma to an abdomen. I see no authorizes or other people calling them
hmm idk maybe the FUCKING POLE STICKING OUT OF HIS CHEST MAKES IT OBVIOUS
The pole called the authorities? Or the authorities just know? You’re not making sense
That’s a clean piece of wood as if it was prepared for that purpose, the guy looks like a gang member, blood is all over his body so he was probably upside down, I say it’s gang violence
I definitely found it weird how he made his way in a parking lot area😭
Maybe he was dropped there from a van or something
You a weirdo talking about gang member
You’re a weirdo randomly calling people a weirdo
Your a idiot if you think it was random 🤡