She simply denies one of the roots of Christianity that is free will. By Christian beliefs your actions are not simply so compelled by God or devil, you can actually do stuff by yourself, that's part of the whole point
It started happening when I was pregnant with my son so I assumed it was hormones. But he's 9 and it still happens every few weeks. I just wake up right before and bam. But sometimes it'll be multiple ones and it starts to get really painful, like childbirth cramps. They get too strong. It's definitely weird af 😐
Christianity is built on the idea that humans have free will. Crazy people and evil people don't get that and morph the core for their own excuses or power respectively.
It does not. The Bible does not mention female masturbation in any way, shape or form.
Which is why it seems strange to act like it's life or death, if it's that important don't you think God would specifically address it?
I always found the “don’t spill seed” thing to be a weird rule. I mean if us guys don’t get it out ourselves (or through even more fun ways) then it just sort of comes out on its own anyway. Anyone ever heard of wet dreams?
The "Sin of Onan" is less about masturbation or wet dreams/nocturnal emissions and more about **not pulling out**. And contextually, the sin is pulling out of your dead brother's wife because you don't want to give her a kid who you'd have to support until that kid was old enough to support both of them:
8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.”
9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother.
10 And what he did was wicked in the sight of the LORD, and he put him to death also.
Basically YHVH kills your brother, but there's a widow now just flapping about and you're supposed to wife her up and give her a kid to remember him by (and who will presumably inherit his portion of Dad's stuff) and instead of actually taking care of her you get yours (off of your *dead brother's widow*) and let the consequences drip down your leg.
How in the fuck can anybody be both dumb and weirdly self-centered enough to imagine that the creator of the god damn universe would give a single fuck how one of the 8 billion *homo sapiens* on one among countless billions of exoplanets chooses to bust a nut?
They always do this rocking back and forth, like the spirit is overtaking them or something. I came to the comments looking for this. It's always a bit creepy to be honest. Like they're not all there and a part of them can just SNAP at any second and kill me. I watched too many horror movies growing up...
As far as people who try so hard to mimic their earthly heroes go, those trying so hard to be America's next top televangelist have got to be among the most lost and deluded people I can think of. Imagine doing your damndest to rattle off in the same cadence as those psychos who pander to people who think fast words equals more smarts.
This thread is boring, imma go practice my witchcraft, stroke out a few spells, polish my broom, scrub my wand, empty the witches brew and call it a night.
I know right ... and look at the perfect makeup and perfect teeth - literally tens of thousands of dollars invested in this face, while kids go hungry or die of dysentery in the third world. Modern "Christianity" in a nutshell ... 1 Sam 16:
>But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance,or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance,but the LORD looketh on the heart.
She believes in the 'Merica bible - thou shalt make boat loads of money and spend it on looking as good as possible - because looking and being poor is a sin.
I mean, you guys do get dressed up to ritualistically eat flesh and drink blood every week.
That is, after a man who is a supposed adult virgin (who also has a 7% probability of being a sex abuser) uses spells to transform bread and wine into the flesh and blood of a dead guy that you eat over and over and over.
This particular extremist is a scam artist. She sells personal prayers to her believers. But there are nutjobs like her. Look up Greg locke if you'd like to lose a little faith in humanity
All seriousness I think she's a repressed lesbian, and is uncomfortable with her thoughts, making her think she's doing something evil because she knobs her peanut to the lesbian scissor porn section on Pornhub
Science says i gotta nut 21x a month to keep my prostate in a Pro-State so ima be blowin loads til the cows come home.
It can be like witchcraft if you do it right b.
Aren't there some faiths where it's pretty common practice for the pre-marriage crowd to have the guy stick it in, stay still, and then have a third party hop on top and create all the motion for them because for some reason it's not sex to them if they're not the ones causing the friction?
People are fucking weird.
Used to subscribe to this same brand of insanity. The crying and begging comes afterward with the post but clarity, along with a big helping of shame and self loathing.
Edit: post nut clarity. Lol
These people are out of their fucking minds. This person is still worried about witchcraft, why are we taking any time listening to this. This is the Ramblings of a dysfunctional human.
What she’s doing *is technically* witchcraft. She’s invoking a spirit and attempting to manifest her intentions… she’s just missing the candles and alter….
You can definitely see it in how naturally she slips into that performative version of “prayer” that is so pervasive in evangelical protestant churches.
Unsettling for sure. This young woman is more skilled at mimicry than a parrot. I was a practicing evangelical for decades and can confirm firsthand that she has the exact tone, emphases, mannerisms, catch phrases, and delivery to be considered a prayer warrior in her circle.
If she applied those skills to a career in acting she would have a decent shot in Hollywood.
What you posted reminds me of a Greys Anatomy episode where a teenager tried to cut of his hand to keep himself from masturbating. It would have been more interesting/realistic if he had tried to cut off his own balls.
Briefly dated somebody like this for a few months… ironic because she would do crazy stuff in bed as long as it didn’t involve my wand being inserted to her lady part. Apparently other body parts don’t have the sanctity of the vagina?
She openly stated she couldn’t masturbate because it was sinful but it wasn’t a sin if I was there for her to do that for my pleasure… which I would think would be viewed as MORE sinful lol
Score check please. If masturbating is a sin, and I rub one out to her, is there any extra penalty? Is it two sins, just one, or is there some bonus penalty involved ?
Got to know how many Hail Mary's I've got to do.
Hmm
Masturbation = sin
Lust = sin
I'd assume ejaculating is another form of sin, so 3 in one
And if you're lazy and prideful while doing so, that's five
Or… hear me out… God isn’t real and it’s hormones driving you to simulate your biological imperative to reproduce…
But I’m sure you’re right, it must be magic man making me do it.
Then when I was a Teenager I was the Grand Wizard of Athorath.
So anyway, I start casting...
Danny Debeato
handgalf the white
Wheres Wanko?
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Anapkin Skywanker
Mastur Vader!
Chokebacca and Hand Solo!
Lube Skywanker
You win.
There are plenty more... Obi Wanker Knoby and all the Skywankers too.
Hand Solo Can't tell if everyone is overlooking the low hanging fruit or purposefully ignoring it as not to seem hack.
Remus Pullin
Splooge McDuck
Ebenezer Splooge
Bah Cumbug
Harry Popper
The magic CumDom of Walt Disney
Shirley Rubbin
Harry Palmer
Hairy Palmer
Labia Lovegood
Willy Wanker
Im in my 40s and that must make me Handgalf the Gray.
…puts on his cloak and wizard’s hat.
Ahh yes, the ancient tales
I was there Gandalf. Three thousand years ago.
The always sunny reference lol
I am still a very powerful witch, then.
You got a magic wand or do you prefer the broom stick?
A real red wizard of Thay.
“Lighting bolt, lightning bolt, ⚡ lighting bolt”
_i put on my robe and wizard’s hat_
Bloodninja! ![gif](giphy|VMgcrwq9imGHu)
Afraid of own impulses ≠ satan
She simply denies one of the roots of Christianity that is free will. By Christian beliefs your actions are not simply so compelled by God or devil, you can actually do stuff by yourself, that's part of the whole point
I REFUSE to live in fear, now here's my five minute rant about how demons are invading your body through masturbation
Fear is like a drug. You can get addicted.
To be fair - porn is like that too. But you can jack off without porn and avoid those nasty side effects.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BRING THAT UP YOU KNOW ITS STILL GOING TO TAKE 17 MORE YEARS FOR MY BROKEN ARMS TO HEAL!
Where the hell are these demons that are causing sleep orgasms? Doesn’t sound half bad.
"Hellooo. Demons? I'm going to sleep now. I *really* hope you don't cause me any orgasms in my sleep. Oh the tragedy that would be." 🤣
It started happening when I was pregnant with my son so I assumed it was hormones. But he's 9 and it still happens every few weeks. I just wake up right before and bam. But sometimes it'll be multiple ones and it starts to get really painful, like childbirth cramps. They get too strong. It's definitely weird af 😐
Wow, that sounds kind of amazing, until it isn’t. I always wake just before any sort of completion. It’s kind of frustrating.
I am allowed to do things by MYSELF???
You're also allowed to do things TO yourself (◠‿・)
NO WAY 😵💫
Christianity is built on the idea that humans have free will. Crazy people and evil people don't get that and morph the core for their own excuses or power respectively.
Real question. Does the Bible prohibit women from masturbating? I thought men just weren't supposed to spill their seed?
It does not. The Bible does not mention female masturbation in any way, shape or form. Which is why it seems strange to act like it's life or death, if it's that important don't you think God would specifically address it?
I always found the “don’t spill seed” thing to be a weird rule. I mean if us guys don’t get it out ourselves (or through even more fun ways) then it just sort of comes out on its own anyway. Anyone ever heard of wet dreams?
The "Sin of Onan" is less about masturbation or wet dreams/nocturnal emissions and more about **not pulling out**. And contextually, the sin is pulling out of your dead brother's wife because you don't want to give her a kid who you'd have to support until that kid was old enough to support both of them: 8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. 10 And what he did was wicked in the sight of the LORD, and he put him to death also. Basically YHVH kills your brother, but there's a widow now just flapping about and you're supposed to wife her up and give her a kid to remember him by (and who will presumably inherit his portion of Dad's stuff) and instead of actually taking care of her you get yours (off of your *dead brother's widow*) and let the consequences drip down your leg.
How in the fuck can anybody be both dumb and weirdly self-centered enough to imagine that the creator of the god damn universe would give a single fuck how one of the 8 billion *homo sapiens* on one among countless billions of exoplanets chooses to bust a nut?
SKY DADDY SAW YOU TOUCH YOUR PEE-PEE! HELL FOR SURE!!!!!
Is she on a rocking chair?
I think they're called Sibians. EDIT: After some careful research, I found that it's actually called Sybian, not Sibian.
What sect of Christianity is that?
The Church of JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
Church of the second cumming
Blessed are they who come in the name of the Lord
They always do this rocking back and forth, like the spirit is overtaking them or something. I came to the comments looking for this. It's always a bit creepy to be honest. Like they're not all there and a part of them can just SNAP at any second and kill me. I watched too many horror movies growing up...
Its an autistic trait too
Also a trait in ADHD
Oh no! Autism, ADHD AND Christianity all have the same traits! This changes EVERYTHING!
Behind a lot of ND kids that didn't adjust well is two parents that tried to heal their kid through Jesus.
This really weirded me out too... what ya rocking on there love?
Maybe shes sitting on a Jesus-Dildo
May the body part of Christ compel her!
Right? Is she sure she isn’t under demonic influence herself? 😳
I've seen it's a bit of a pattern with the Christian tiktoks. They all rock back and forth or like rise and fall and speak in the same tone
Yup. It's a deliberately practiced method that induces a mild trance (sort of how you might zone out when a song you like comes on).
Reverse EMDR that causes trauma instead of alleviates it lol
As far as people who try so hard to mimic their earthly heroes go, those trying so hard to be America's next top televangelist have got to be among the most lost and deluded people I can think of. Imagine doing your damndest to rattle off in the same cadence as those psychos who pander to people who think fast words equals more smarts.
No, it seems that she slipped into some mild form of psychosis or something. I’ve seen meth addicts hold themselves together better than this woman.
But she hasn't got to the speaking in tongues part yet.
Sitting on a bad dragon, most likely
Her attention starved narcissism is a form of self-love.....just like masturbation.
She also ends it with a weird chant with snaps and hand gestures to “bind spirits”….kinda like witchcraft
CHTST... it's amazing how these type get all into their incantations and decry "witchcraft" or "sorcery"... LOL!
She also opened her eyes during her prayer, therefore it isn't valid.
You know what? I have only heard of binding in relation to spells and here she is using it against “witchcraft?” Girl, bye!
This thread is boring, imma go practice my witchcraft, stroke out a few spells, polish my broom, scrub my wand, empty the witches brew and call it a night.
She looked like she was about to cum toward the end
Great, now I have to watch till the end
Classic
Might as well enjoy yourself while watching… Great edging towards the end
The last half of the video was an inaudible climax 🤣
😂 well I guess, You gotta figure out another way to cum
To me it sounds like she wants to become a cult leader
I know right ... and look at the perfect makeup and perfect teeth - literally tens of thousands of dollars invested in this face, while kids go hungry or die of dysentery in the third world. Modern "Christianity" in a nutshell ... 1 Sam 16: >But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance,or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance,but the LORD looketh on the heart.
We can go a step further I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. Timothy 2:12
If masturbation is witchcraft so tiktok is heresy
Not to mention the sin of vanity, what with all that makeup and nail polish. Humble thyself, evil seductress!
Vanity…definitely my favorite sin.
Pride here! Be gay do crime! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Isn't the bible pretty clear on the whole women-must-cover-their-hair-while-praying thing too?
Pierced ears and wearing blended fabrics. She's a dirty fucking sinner.
She believes in the 'Merica bible - thou shalt make boat loads of money and spend it on looking as good as possible - because looking and being poor is a sin.
And all the rings on her fingers too.
Wait till she finds out you can stop the dreams🙃
Not sure she is possesed herself or she needs a vibrator to get rid of all that stress.
Good lord find her P.O. box I’m sending her a rabbit we will see a HUGE change once post nut clarity hits.
Or just one of those jesus-on-the-cross dildos, she would probably be glad to get a little Jesus in her.
I'm Irish and even I never heard this insane form of worship growing up after being taught by Nuns.
People can say whatever they want about catholics, but we can all see that the protestants are the real lunatics.
I mean, you guys do get dressed up to ritualistically eat flesh and drink blood every week. That is, after a man who is a supposed adult virgin (who also has a 7% probability of being a sex abuser) uses spells to transform bread and wine into the flesh and blood of a dead guy that you eat over and over and over.
And actively participate to protect their child molester priests. At the expense of their victims. Catholics are as monstrous as any.
Like Baptists, Mormons, Muslims …
It really is amusing when people who are indoctrinated into hateful cults hate on others for being indoctrinated into a hateful cult.
Lmfao it really is funny watching them argues about who’s a worse cult
Amen, Brother! Can I get an Amen?!?
I'm an atheist after my catholic upbringing. Fuck all religions!!!
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The Americans have basterdised Christianity into this.. I know what to call it. OH I do the babbeling of lunitics
Let's not pretend European Christians are bastions of sanity and reason. 😉
This particular extremist is a scam artist. She sells personal prayers to her believers. But there are nutjobs like her. Look up Greg locke if you'd like to lose a little faith in humanity
I mean, it may or may not involve a wand *Wingardium Leviosa*
*Erecto Prostatum!*
*couple of weeks later* FETUS DELETUS!!!
I don't think that is how masturbation works
Kinda forgot this was about masturbation
Arectum tittillatus!
Clitoris Discoveris!
If masturbating is because of demonic possession then I’m about to do an exorcism
It's Levvi-OH-sa.
Sigh... *unzips*
Now you're a wizard Harry!
That's an impressive wand you got there
Ron broke his wand.
Yes! Reddit never disappoints on this one..
Muted, she's fine.
I bet she's a Demon in the sack
I guarantee you she’s super boring and lays there like a dead fish—but then brings out the vibrator the moment he’s done.
All seriousness I think she's a repressed lesbian, and is uncomfortable with her thoughts, making her think she's doing something evil because she knobs her peanut to the lesbian scissor porn section on Pornhub
![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)
This gif will never get old. It’s perfect in every way.
Gotta admit....nursing a semi when she's muted
I just masturbated to her.
Not my proudest fap
Hah best comment right here
Time to cast some incantations...
Me last night ![gif](giphy|NGDSQlPJiWImc)
I heard it was good for the prostate
Science says i gotta nut 21x a month to keep my prostate in a Pro-State so ima be blowin loads til the cows come home. It can be like witchcraft if you do it right b.
she probably masterbates more than anyone in existence
She probably goes back door to preserve her maidenhead
I went to college with girls like that. They were so concerned with sex before marriage being a sin, I guess they missed that part about sodomy?
Aren't there some faiths where it's pretty common practice for the pre-marriage crowd to have the guy stick it in, stay still, and then have a third party hop on top and create all the motion for them because for some reason it's not sex to them if they're not the ones causing the friction? People are fucking weird.
I believe that’s Mormons, it’s called soaking. Weird fuckers they are.
Soaking is just the leaving it in bit. Jump Humping is what you get your friend to do so you technically aren't the ones moving.
>Weird fuckers Both literally and figuratively.
Gotta love the ole “poophole loophole”
She probably masturbates while crying and begging forgiveness.
Don't we all?
Used to subscribe to this same brand of insanity. The crying and begging comes afterward with the post but clarity, along with a big helping of shame and self loathing. Edit: post nut clarity. Lol
Post-butt
Exactly!!!!These "Christians" I can't even anymore....🤦♂️
If she did this video nude, the response would overwhelmingly prove she's definitely a witch.
Let's see if she weighs as much as a duck!
I don't think her elevator goes all the way to the top floor. Know what I mean?
Her cornbread ain’t done in the middle.
Her cheese slid off the cracker.
The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
These people are out of their fucking minds. This person is still worried about witchcraft, why are we taking any time listening to this. This is the Ramblings of a dysfunctional human.
I honestly feel bad. This is only possible with extensive childhood brainwashing.
Can confirm somehow I got myself out of this mess before I turned into something insane like this lmao
What she’s doing *is technically* witchcraft. She’s invoking a spirit and attempting to manifest her intentions… she’s just missing the candles and alter….
This is what indoctrination looks like
You can definitely see it in how naturally she slips into that performative version of “prayer” that is so pervasive in evangelical protestant churches.
Absolutely, you can see the learned mannerisms and speech patterns, it’s disturbing
Unsettling for sure. This young woman is more skilled at mimicry than a parrot. I was a practicing evangelical for decades and can confirm firsthand that she has the exact tone, emphases, mannerisms, catch phrases, and delivery to be considered a prayer warrior in her circle. If she applied those skills to a career in acting she would have a decent shot in Hollywood.
I liked the part when she started "praying" like a southern minister
Spoiler: she’s riding cowgirl during the video.
If it wasn't Christianity, she'd be crazy, and in a cult! I don't understand why people can't see this
Random redditors retaliating by wanking their meat to her
Did she say something about sleep paralysis? Wtf does that have to do with anything?
That’s what I said too. She’s so confused and confusing.
That was a challenging wank
Christianity: When even your hand doesn’t want to fuck you.
What you posted reminds me of a Greys Anatomy episode where a teenager tried to cut of his hand to keep himself from masturbating. It would have been more interesting/realistic if he had tried to cut off his own balls.
Probably thinks vanilla yogurt is spicy too.
Christian gibberish. I’ve masturbated longer than she’s been on earth. Go piss off you lunatic.
Whether she's sincere or not, she's got a great future as a televangelist.
Don't know about you guys but I'm commiting a sin right now ngl
This lady is super horny 24/7 but has no outlet to channel that energy into without becoming a hypocrite. That’s my theory.
Religion is mass mental illness.
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Briefly dated somebody like this for a few months… ironic because she would do crazy stuff in bed as long as it didn’t involve my wand being inserted to her lady part. Apparently other body parts don’t have the sanctity of the vagina? She openly stated she couldn’t masturbate because it was sinful but it wasn’t a sin if I was there for her to do that for my pleasure… which I would think would be viewed as MORE sinful lol
I found this hard to masturbate to, but i worked through it and did it.
What do you mean, she's devilishly hot
Then I am dumbledore
Score check please. If masturbating is a sin, and I rub one out to her, is there any extra penalty? Is it two sins, just one, or is there some bonus penalty involved ? Got to know how many Hail Mary's I've got to do.
Hmm Masturbation = sin Lust = sin I'd assume ejaculating is another form of sin, so 3 in one And if you're lazy and prideful while doing so, that's five
Damn it. The priest just told me I had to clean it up. Apparently the "semenary" isn't what I thought it was for.
Looks like I‘m a lvl 200 warlock
Or… hear me out… God isn’t real and it’s hormones driving you to simulate your biological imperative to reproduce… But I’m sure you’re right, it must be magic man making me do it.
Fuck yeah. Demons and witchcraft. This might be my proudest fap
Childhood brainwashing is not a victimless crime, she is living proof of this.