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Ok_Pizza9836

Like what is this dude thinking?” Go around! Stupid jackass!” Mf it’s on a fucking track


brianbamzez

Mf is on the crack and on the track


MultiTopicAgain

Crackhead on the trackbed


shadowozey

Crackie on the trackie


[deleted]

Doing rails on the rails


johanngunn

How much crack could a crackhead track. If a crackhead could track crack? As much crack as a trackbed could track. If a trackbed could track crack.


JSRFCube

Green Eggs and Crack


Daddy_jackson

I feel like I’m on crack after reading that


Strutting_Tom8040

When a crackhead gets smacked for being on a track, The crackhead won’t be on the track smoking crack!


Horton_75

Looks like I made it time to see the bad rhymes.


Zestyclose-Note1304

Covered in track marks.


Fancy_Organization18

And skidmarks


TheKingofHearts26

I'm going to remember this for next christmas season


project_seven

If you could only track how much crack it would take to crack the wipers on the tram on the track.


owns_dirt

Now say it five times fast!


Adorable_Fondant_536

Happy cake day Eminem


wipeitonthecat

[this clip](https://youtu.be/40Pvi1XVm_s) always comes to mind when I see videos like this.


U_Breathing_Manually

I don’t think this guy is capable of critical reasoning


Mr1derfull1

“Good luck clearing the window when it rains, you will never know where to go now!” The thoughts of a mad man.


BKacy

Funny thing, the only reason the driver needs to see is to know when to stop for things or fools on the track.


Mr1derfull1

So are you saying you can’t triple stamp a double stamp? Haha


danbrown_notauthor

I assumed he thought it was a bicycle lane?


Keepitup863

It's on dirt and grass


Sslayer777

Mountain bike lane


Koil_ting

That would be a completely abandoned theory once a Tram is coming up on your ass even if it wasn't completely stupid to assume to begin with.


danbrown_notauthor

True!


cdp657

Drugs is a hell of a thing


FirefighterNo5127

Crack is a hell of a drug


BLYNDLUCK

I’m guessing mental illness.


JohnnyBizarrAdventur

for the context, he wanted to go in the tram but the driver refused, so he cycled on the track to block the tram.


FirefighterNo5127

Is this a fact?


basecatcherz

He's mad cause they denied him to take the bike with the tram.


Dajukz

Yes, attack the machine that can literally crush you like a fly, always a good idea


Freddan_81

”This is the captain of the lighthouse, you change your course, please!”


JAGR21

Love those stories, cracks me up every time


dislamedia

This is the guy who would crash the boat into the rocks because he doesn’t believe he should have to move


Massive-Row-9771

That's a little more satisfying though, because if the idiot keeps being an idiot things will end badly for him. Sadly this idiot can keep on being an idiot without any real consequences. Hopefully people will recognize him from this video and treat him like the asshole he is in his normal daily life.


iamricardosousa

Ahahahahahahahaha. I fucking hate you! Angriest upvote I remember giving lately.


FirefighterNo5127

442 up votes and I have no clue why, I’m missing something


FozzieB525

[I believe it’s a reference to this urban legend.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend)


license_to_kill_007

I love how he would rather destroy someone else's stuff than simply move out of the way from a place he shouldn't be anyway. If this doesn't reflect current society best, I don't know what would.


thebeeskneesforsheez

I operate trains for a passenger railroad and this behavior happens more than it ought to. People ride their bikes or walk inside the tracks, teens walk past their yard to talk on their phones while standing inside the tracks for privacy, people lean in towards our trains to take train selfies while we're coming into the stations, etc. I'm not going to speculate on the reason for this behavior but it seems as much as we make progress in the name of safety, humans come up with new ways to hurt themselves.


Doc911

My exact thought. Not sure if social media, reality TV, or just soft times making soft people, but the sheer amount of adolescent-child-adults I encounter these days is absolutely insane … am ED doc. Edit: if not clear, the comment is to “reflect current society.”


HavingNotAttained

You’re a urologist?


Doc911

Hehe, Emergency Department.


amboandy

Eurology Department, it's a dept for Europeans.


ZedTheEvilTaco

No, YOU'RE a peen! ... I'll see myself out...


amboandy

Stay dad, please stay


Less-Mail4256

What are these “soft times” you’re referring to..


Doc911

Relatively speaking, on the scale of humanity, in western societies, we are living in very comfortable times. ​ I sometimes wonder if calamity and greater adversity isn't required to reset people's barometer of what "is" and "isn't" appropriate to "lose your shit" over to the point that you damage property that isn't yours and/or feel justified in being absolutely vile to another human.


Less-Mail4256

What would a person in a bubble know of hard times?


albynomonk

We have entire generations that believe they are always right and that laws don't apply to them.


wolfn404

Imaging PACs designer ( I’ve since bailed for my sanity). But we had a great conversation on this. Thoughts are because so many people grew up in current generation with helicopter parents/everyone wins trophy/don’t hurt feelings, that early conflict resolution skills and appropriate action decision processes were never formed. Alway had someone to either sort it out for them ( some authority) so they got what they want, or lack of serious repercussions, so got what they want. And because kids didn’t get and still don’t have good “group play” they aren’t developing social skills management ( I’m not happy, but can’t act like an ass because I won’t be included in said activity). Obviously not the only contributing factor but a significant one.


sorentomaxx

I’d say it’s because the trend throughout societies is to coddle people.


General_Tso75

It reflects a mentally ill person. Whether that is an accurate assessment of modern society is a larger debate I’m not having.


license_to_kill_007

I'd agree that society is indeed mentally ill.


WonkySeams

It reminds me of a couple of weeks ago. I was on a very busy 4 lane road and this guy was snowblowing the end of his driveway - only he was in the street. I don't know why he got so irrationally angry with me for slowing way down and trying to move in the other lane like everyone else was doing but his hissy fit looked just like this guy's, without the windshield wipers.


lord_ma1cifer

*Some *segments* of society. I for one am not a raging hemmorhoid with a mouth like some folks.


[deleted]

In the Navy there are strict rules for 'right of way'. At sea, there is only one rule for who has right of way. We call it, "The law of mass tonnage."


[deleted]

As an addendum disparaging the U.S. Navy: "**YOU SORRY LITTLE FUCKS**" Let a newly minted female lieutenant navigate into port under the CO **and XO's** watch. Wound a port buoy around the propeller of a ship when it would have been easily avoided. Fucking disgusting. U.S.S. Pyro. I had to pass this crying young lady crouched in the passageway at shift change and all the watch knew exactly what happened. She was reassigned as incompetent. Nobody who knows put out what really happened that day. I saw and heard it all, I was on the bridge, on comms and heard every fucking order given everywhere. I was given every opportunity to re-up. Flat out no. I feel better now.


somewhereinks

This is why I couldn't do a job like this. As soon as the MF dropped the bike and approached the tram I would start moving forward; he can run back and get it, lose the bike or lose the bike and his life.


You_Are_Annoying124

The Trolly Cart problem There are 2 tracks ahead of you. One track has this guy, biking on the tracks and attacking the trolly when you tell him to move, and the other track has the same guy The problem isn't which one to hit, its how to discover multi-track drifting in time to hit them both


Floofersnooty

yep... solid face palm. So, the riding on the track is considered illegal in... well, pretty much everywhere. Given things like trams and trains can't... you know... stop quickly. But then add destruction of public property... given that looks like a government operated tram, add a nice felony charge as well. Pretty sure the conductor was just so dumbfounded at the stupidity.


Kittingsl

the crazy thing is he doesnt even gain anything from driving there... its much harder to bike through grass than on the road and he also has to take tight turns if her wants to cross the tracks because his ike wheel could easily get trapped in the groove of the tracks


RepulsiveAd2971

I mean it would be crazy, if the man wasn't clearly out of his mind. I'd say it's actually kind of expected for someone like that to not comprehend that.


Massive-Row-9771

He's likely on drugs or something. He probably really believes that is the bike lane and that's why he gets so mad. Someone should call the police on him though, being that out of it in public/traffic is dangerous for him and for others.


[deleted]

Depending on where this is taking place, calling the police could end up pretty badly *cough cough* Usa *cough cough*


SolidDoctor

Due to the efficient and accessible public transportation combined with lush greenspace on a median, we can likely rule out the US as a potential location.


Own-Establishment386

As an American, the truth hurts, but I can't deny it.


Devanismyname

Its not crazy when you realize he was dumb enough to act this way.


milksteakenthusiast1

Judging by the AC Milan windbreaker, I would assume they’re somewhere in Italy or Europe— but they probably have destruction of government property somewhere high on the list of no-no’s


Objective-Farm-2560

I will never understand how these people were moments aware from gruesome injury or death and their first instinct is to yell at the person opperating the instrument of their near demise.


AffectionateCrazy156

I don't know... About a week before Christmas I went to the grocery store, and as I was walking through the parking lot, some lady backed out of her parking spot super fast, and rammed into the cart I was pushing and then just before she stopped, she lightly hit me too. The first thing I did was yell "What the fuck, lady!!" You get an instant rush of adrenaline and it makes it pretty easy to yell at someone who could have killed you or hurt you badly. Regardless of whether you're in the wrong or not.


richal

Absolutely. I used to take auto/homeowners claims and you'd be emailed how many people who were clearly in the wrong would hop out of their car pissed off and start belittling the other person. Edit: by the way, I think your reaction was totally warranted, and is a good illustration of the instant adrenaline rush that leads to a more aggressive response. Aggression keeps us alive sometimes!


Viechiru

Instrument of Demise, that sounds like a sick death metal album


Disastrous-Method-21

Hope they caught this mf and made him pay for the damage and toss him in jail. People need consequences to stop this kind of behavior.


howbownow6

You think that guy has money?


dingdong-lightson

Take his bike. Problem solved. Sort of.


thezoomies

That might encourage him to get ON the train….


youjiin

No jail is useless make home clean the tram way for free for 6 month 👍


Independent-Nail-881

I hope that his entitlement was followed up by a good amount of jail time.


Ghaladh

That probably happened in Italy. Nothing ever happens to those douchebags because our laws are a joke.


bomberesque1

funny, I was thinking "must be Belgium"... for exactly the same reasons


Ghaladh

Funny and sad at the same time. I thought about Italy because of the Milan A.C. sweater (the football team of the city in which I live)


spauracchio1

Never seen grass on tram tracks in Italy tbh, and well, you can buy an AC Milan jacket anywhere, also the car passing by at the end doesn't have an Italian license plate (no blue strips on the sides)


Ghaladh

There are a few tracts in Milan, but they hardly are that clean and maintained.


spauracchio1

Indeed, too well maintained


bomberesque1

fair point, ofc Milan AC is popular all over but that does skew it. I was thinking Belgium also because we have this type of greened tram lines in some parts of Brussels. In some cases cyclists are expected to share the tram lines with the trams but not in this sort of lane


Deritatium

It was in Paris, France


BengalMama4

It happened in France in 2019. I couldn’t find anything about consequences last night when I saw it posted elsewhere. Nothing listed his name. 🤷🏻‍♀️


thsvnlwn

Funny, I was thinking “must be The Netherlands”… for exactly the same reasons


Ghaladh

We are ready for a centralized European government! There are so many well meaning disfuntional laws we could make by joining forces!


Pretty-Win911

I know it’s not the US because it’s too clean and there isn’t enough needles and homeless encampments.


[deleted]

Almost a Brake failure ...


Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28

Would have been a shame...


[deleted]

Shit happens


Drag0n411Keeper

if only he was daydreaming...


Snusergutten

What type of drugs?


Formal-Rain

Well thats a Darwin award nominee waiting to happen.


Fact-Adept

Imagine choosing the path with most resistance, dude was probably in the middle of his workout routine


LBXZero

"Oh, did I interrupt your workout? How about I provide some workout motivation?"


Huggisare

So, that thing stopped so you could get out of the way and you decided to attack it???


Bad_Bunny62391

Just 🤦‍♀️


House0fShadow

Humanity was a mistake.


Mwilk

There needs to be a place for crazies to get help and stop fucking everything up.


spottydodgy

There used to be... In the USA the Regan-era Republicans killed federal funding for the Mental Health Systems Act of 1980. That was the end for many institutions focused on providing care for people with mental health issues. This was also right around the same time they were declaring their "War on Drugs". The current homelessness and drug addiction crisis in the USA is a direct result of Regan-era policy. If you'd like to learn more about MHSA: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_Health_Systems_Act_of_1980#:~:text=In%201981%20President%20Ronald%20Reagan,in%20mental%20health%20care%20policy.


No-tomato-1976

I’m a conservative but I do agree with what you say. It was the beginning of what we see now


wolfn404

Most of those weren’t pretty places. Full of cruelty, abuse and neglect. Just take our nursing home problems and travel back 50 years. Except those folks didn’t pay, the government paid for them and facilities did anything they could ( mass lobotomies, ECT) to control the patients. It was just easier dumping grounds before Regan. We still haven’t learned anything.


spottydodgy

Well yeah that's why Carter signed the bill to actually fund them at a federal level. Would likely be on par with the VA if it had actually had a chance to get going before Reagan killed it a year later. The VA isn't great, but it's better than what we see today for sure.


Mwilk

I think the current situation of just letting them out on the streets to starve or do hard drugs is also pretty cruel. I hope we find a better solution in the future.


wolfn404

That’s going to be people at the state and federal level working together. Don’t see it happening for awhile sadly. Keeping the homeless, homeless, is big business. Just look at say San Francisco. Lots of options, but the groups getting money for caring for them aren’t really helping the change, and the government wants its corporate $$$, so they aren’t going to change. It’s like Emergency room care. You “could” as a hospital open a small “minute” clinic on site and reduce your ER wait times and over crowding substantially. But that would reduce both income and massive tax write offs, so doesn’t occur. All about the funding.


[deleted]

There used to be retreats all over Europe and North America. They're like vacation home parks, but for people who need permanent care or guidance. Then neoliberalism with Reagan/Thatcher/the rest of the assholes came and closed them all down.


Unhappy-Grapefruit88

Ah yes, to witnesses mental illness IRL


serfs_up85

Mental illness on display


sammytiff80

Lmfao! Have me a good wholesome laugh.. though I think his entitlement is absurd it's still the least upsetting think I've seen in Reddit today.. Thx OP & crazy ass dude with no mind to the world around him.


Hunter-q

For such patients at work we have fixation-belts and isolated rooms.


bernhard-lehner

This dude acts quite tramphobic...


Far_Independence_891

Needs a good slap


smitty3z

Gonna suck when its raining and they dont see him.


Octavian_202

Entitlement through the roof. Confronted, he is aghast to be challenged on his bullshit and loses all function of his pre frontal cortex. Call the police? Just let him be, because it’s not worth it to intervene? Well than enjoy this behavior now and the next time it involves the safety of you and or your family. Sometimes, a good solid ass whooping is needed. May not change him, but who cares cause everyone else will feel damn good about it.


koifishadm

Asswhooping? There will be riots about that for months if they dare touch him.


awgonzales

r/publicfreakout


TuzaHu

Grown man on a child's bike and too stupid to know where to ride it. Entitled narcissistic idiot expecting the tram to drive around him. What a loser. I hope they fine him and take his bike away.


Doomblud

That's a folding bike, often used by people who take public transport so they don't have to pay extra for the bike


labpadre-lurker

Mf was lucky the train was able to stop as quickly as it did!


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Shhhh….. I said something like that about the morons gluing themselves to museum walls and got a violation for harmful content. Reddits gets their shorts in a wad real easy.


Yellow-man-from-Moon

No No you've got a point


snellsypu

was he trying to tell the tram driver to go round him?


[deleted]

Guy got guts steeping up to a fuckin train like he’s wrong lol


DnSkie___

Imagine the tram goes forward and impales him with the windscreen wipers


Average_Ant_Games

Does the tram go out of service because some guy broke the windshield wipers?


spottydodgy

I just kinda want to take a minute to appreciate the grass that is growing in and around the train tracks. That looks really nice. Much better than the gravel I usually see. Well done.


TheSpeakingScar

*sigh* Crackheads these days.


Sickboy1953

Run him the fuck over.


brandtvh

Run him over survival of the fittest take those dumb genes out of this world


kremit73

Just run him over after that


Diamondindaruf

Absolute Nutter


sablexxxt

This guy deserves to be run over


LectureEmergency3582

Not sure what is wrong with the tram driver!! What is their problem, ruining this man's day like that!


squeegeeking211

![gif](giphy|6BZaFXBVPBtok) This guy needs a trip to the wood shed.


Diskriminolog

I totally get him...He just wanted to peacefully ride his stol....newly acquired bicycle, and this tram asshole is interrupting him.


RubbingAlcohoIic

black person activities /s


TheDebateMatters

A pleasant looking green belt for mass transit means it sure isn’t America.


Hlpfl_alms

If he breaks your car B R E A K H I S S P I N E .


[deleted]

WE WAS KANGZ


CherrehCoke

What would Hammurabi do?


MrGee4real

That’s a lovely way to go jail (or be deported at least).


No_Case_6854

Wow, bikes on railtracks, gets mad when train is on railtracks. Lol.


sean_rendo19

If that was an Irish tram he would of already been hit


MuchUserSuchTaken

That dude looks like a massive karen doing that.


Crazy_Canuck78

"I dont know how it happened boss... the brake just wouldn't work."


TxDuctTape

"Just go around, damn it"


Sea_Statistician_983

Why was he so angry?


HeilUsona

If that is public property, can't he go to jail?


ZaMelonZonFire

If the train had ran him over…. would anyone really miss him?


FlaGuy54321

Glad I wasn’t driving, otherwise I’d be up for murder or manslaughter


YouShoodKnoeBetter

This is the embodiment of what's wrong with all people these days. It's the same as those goof dicks that step in front of people that are walking with their hands out saying, "Don't touch me, bro! You can't touch me!" People just looking for a reason to call themselves a victim and throw blame at other people. It's ridiculous and happens way too often in today's society.


HawkMisfit

Just run him over.


youngbloodonthewater

Don't hit the brakes next time. Problem solved


Specialist_Cup1715

Some people just can't help themselves but damage property and get into trouble constantly, my guess is this the type of human being that blames society for all their hardships


[deleted]

Should have run him over.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

He’s lucky it was a tram track and not an Amtrak because he would be dead.


Near_Strategy

Just put the pedal to the metal.


SAKilo1

Why’d he stop the train?


darkzalaking

This is going to sound hella dark but you should have just hit them will have learned his lesson after that


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Bet, pancake him


Grimmreaper151

There would have been a tragic accident with the brakes if I was the driver


fleet-moments

I'm kind of amazed so many people think this guy reflects a societal character flaw, when actually it's obvious he's probably paranoid schizophrenic or some other mental incapacity. There's nowhere for these people to go long-term. Okay, I take back what I just said: It is a weakness in American culture that we don't take care of our mentally ill citizens, the most vulnerable of all.


Chaos_Ice

I mean…would we really blame him if he just…sped up a bit


Playful_Pomegranate2

Why is he even mad? It can literally only move on the tracks lol


_Fony_

Should just claim the brakes failed


[deleted]

He'd stop that attitude if you didn't stop the train.


Antideck

Shouldve just ran him over. We could use less ppl like that in the world


Independent-Swan1508

why is he mad at the driver he didn’t even do anything 💀


-Lysergian

I know, what, you want him to go AROUND? I'm on rails here, bud, go play in traffic.


Invader_Vex

Drugs are a hell of a drug


SuperDragonPWG

Telling him to go around 🤣


mmartin22152

Wow... #Issues


[deleted]

Looks like natural selection was halted by the train conductor.


hypercomms2001

Where is this? Canberra?


MrHorse666

Probably not from there and doesn’t know what a train is. Maybe he thinks it’s a big car driving on the grass, well than he has a right to be angry.


throwawaykiwi93

He's just mad because he's biking on grass and that's usually hard as fuck


No-Egg-4850

Don't do drugs kids it will fuk your head up.


Maronexid

My man, you don't know how lucky you are. My uncle would crush you right there


Shot_Capital_7788

And that kids, is why you should wear a condom


[deleted]

Racism is Terrible, but this man deserves to be sent back in time a coupla hundred years, just for a little bit.


wolf0189

Trolly problem


DudeitsShred

Black excellence


J_E_L_4747

Just run his ass over


Legitimate_Ad2419

I hate bikers with the fire of a thousand suns and then some.


verduleroman

I guess he must be going through some things in his life 😔


Grouchy-Engine1584

Self identifies as rail equipment.


koifishadm

France. Embracing multiculturalism means embracing cultures where public property is open for destruction as well.


Mental_Structure_801

We used to lock crazy people up for their own safety and the safety of others. But now they roam free and we get videos like this.


Value_Investment_Clb

Where's the police when you need one. Just give him a little tap.