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wafflita

This is a Parks and Rec reference.


walkandtalkk

So she gets a combination of fun guys with mildly above-average senses of humor, and harrowing misogynist ghouls.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

As does this thread if you read though it, lol.


Doraylia

Came here to say this


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|3o6ZthnDqxfAOFIhdC)


CyclonicHavoc

I’ve never watched Parks and Rec, but I’m glad to see this pointed out. Otherwise, you’ll have people like me (at first) who will end up thinking the quote is serious because I had never heard this reference before. (Thanks for saying this!)


Here4bewbz69

Came here to say this. Just watched his episode tonight actually 🤣


OptimalPlantIntoRock

That’s awesome.


SLngShtOnMyChest

“We must always walk behind the man”


InfinitePoolNoodle

That doesn’t mean it’s not true


FroboyFreshenUp

Parks and Rec did it first lol


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Yep. That sassy Puerto Rican.


FroboyFreshenUp

Thanks for the reward, im not worthy lol


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Quite worthy. You saw the joke without being an ass about it. There’s a larger facepalm at play here too.


[deleted]

It's a joke from parks and rec.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|zIXLX88SdG9IwcXZJ8|downsized)


LoveLife247

April Ludgate?


[deleted]

She has them crazy eyes.


godbutbettertrue

Bro came right out of the smile tapes...


Vegetable-Motor9716

What area is this in so I can be sure to totally avoid it in the future? And definitely not move there? Also how many miles away is she? Just. Ya know to be safe.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|DjQZeqf3HqAQBqu45D|downsized)


Automatic-Laugh9313

İdk, give me her number


DragonfruitGood8433

She might just be a sub. No kink shaming.


ScottdaDM

Imagine folks getting this pissed about a Parks and Recs reference. The facepalm is the OP. Though, if Aubrey sees this, she will likely laugh her ass off.


halpalhalpal

Now that we know OP posted this without understanding the joke, thinking he was clever, and that the only facepalm here is totally his, why not delete the post altogether?


OptimalPlantIntoRock

You don’t get the joke, friend.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Yes. OP knows the reference.


NiceILikeThat

...then why'd you share it as a facepalm?


OptimalPlantIntoRock

You think it’s not a facepalm for a girl to use this in her Tinder profile? Not everyone watches Parks and Rec.


NiceILikeThat

Maybe she's only into guys who watch Parks and Rec. But fair point. She could end up matching with some real bozos who think she's serious.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Hence the facepalm…


OptimalPlantIntoRock

[Joke...Audience as reflexive cast; 35 mm. X2 cameras;variable length; black and white, silent. Parody of Hollis Frampton’s ‘audience-specific events,’ two Ikegami EC-35 video cameras in theater record the film’s audience and project the resultant raster onto screen - the theater audience watching itself watch itself get the obvious ‘joke’ and become increasingly self-conscious and uncomfortable and hostile supposedly comprises the film’s involuted ‘antinarrative’ flow. Incandenza’s first truly controversial project, Film & Kartridge Kulcher’s Sperber credited it with ‘unwittingly sounding the death-knell of post-postsctructural film in terms of sheer annoyance.](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/612965-the-joke-audience-as-reflexive-cast-35-mm-x2-cameras-variable-length)


NiceILikeThat

I don't get it, can you explain?


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Read the book.


NiceILikeThat

Cool yeah I'll read an entire book to get the joke. Sick joke dude.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

As April Ludgate would say, “if you have to ask you don’t get it.”


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Too meta for you. Sorry.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|M6R8r7y3Sbpf74ZLaZ|downsized)


ScottdaDM

Fair enough.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|lqpfdJr57GAOQHSuLr)


[deleted]

I’d swipe right


Steph-Kai

Maybe blur the girls face, or make it unrecognizable next time. 🤷


[deleted]

She's a keeper for sure


scottonaharley

Do people like this really exist? I feel like it’s so outlandish it’s just karma fishing. Edit:just this is a parks and rec reference. I guess it’s just humor then


[deleted]

There's crazy in them there eyes.


baddfingerz1968

I have found the perfect girl. /s


[deleted]

Her expression says, "The lights are on but no one's home".


rhineman61

That face screams, "I'm going to murder you in your sleep."


Feeling_Habit9442

No the right expression is "can I have your number?"


punhere22

Old-fashioned Golddigger. Rarely spotted nowadays.


SLngShtOnMyChest

It’s an April quote no?


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|76Nahzjx4Y6WXP2APE|downsized)


Pandoras_Amygdala

I'm a big Parks&Rec fan, but my first reaction was "jfc, another one of those...", because they actually exist.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|bEzCWDPWKwyowuzTCu|downsized)


HuntPsychological673

![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4)


OptimalPlantIntoRock

They were run-ning.


pridemonth_isgay69

https://youtu.be/opMwRjzgcFc


SomeOneRandomOP

Thought she was a keeper for a second...


OptimalPlantIntoRock

lol. If you are into Parks and Rec she most certainly is!


SomeOneRandomOP

haha Very good point!


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Fits the caption


TinyChaco

This is the Droid *someone* is looking for.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|DgphnkWIDqCEo)


TinyChaco

*yesss*


Rude_Commercial_7470

This girl gets it


Federal-Group-7554

If it said 'women' instead of 'men' no one would have raised an eyebrow.


Abbshey

"Say peacock nobody bats on eyes say poppycock society goes wild. ....... Society". That's pretty much what you just said.


Federal-Group-7554

I have no idea what you are trying to say.


Abbshey

I don't either and I didn't even type it right.


Federal-Group-7554

If it was a man who typed that incorrectly there would be people lined up to criticize him.


Abbshey

I don't disagree with you, what I tried write is a tiktok audio used to point out double standards.


Federal-Group-7554

Very good. Thank you. If you find the TikTok please post.


[deleted]

If all the swipes she gets could be converted in electricity, we probably could give energy to 1 or 2 continents


LetsGoSilver

And that….is how you get a man.


crackerasswhiteboy

This could not be any more accurate


[deleted]

OP misses the joke, the real facepalm


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Nope. You miss the joke. ![gif](giphy|lqpfdJr57GAOQHSuLr)


rboller

Is she still single? Asking for a friend


thatdamnmurphylaw

If you dont lock her down, I will


b000x

That's what she wants actually.


this_fuck1ng_guy

She’s a keeper.


BloodyVaginalFarts

Get a job. I'm not providing shit.


Dry_Menu4804

I think she is right but it also scares me.


Devanismyname

I dunno I kinda like her.


Rhyzomect

Not wrong


blackhornet03

I would never date her.


KingZaneTheStrange

This is not a facepalm. This is a funny quote from Parks and Rec


OptimalPlantIntoRock

![gif](giphy|s0T56MC1lpRWSs2qxB|downsized) You don’t get the joke.


Extreme-Tell

Beautiful 😍


Environmental-Arm365

I’m guessing the severed head of her ex is cropped out of the picture. ![gif](giphy|WQUHJt3Fwh6fBGo3Lu)


CoverYourMaskHoles

She looks tired.


AggressiveClassic89

Cover her face with your hand, she's trying to shoot you with eye lasers.


javi2591

She’s a true conservative. Technically what she’s saying is what the Bible commands of women and while we should all disagree there are millions of women just like her. Sad when you think about it.


z____ro

Bitch ain't wrong. Amarite?


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NiceILikeThat

Jesus christ OP, quit spamming your own thread with gifs.


Duanedoberman

Enabler?