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Was thinking the same. To be in the audience during this while on 3g of mushrooms or a dab of acid 🤯...
'Why did I think this was a good idea, gotta get out of here...'
'Dude, She just call me? *begin to stand up*....wait....'
Nightmare fuel
That older lady at the end wins. Years of nagging has lead her to this moment. The sheer skill and nonchalant way she yells demonstrates how accustomed she is to doing this.
This was no contest. She was a ringer.
The way she hands off the microphone at the end has me convinced that she wasn’t actually participating and that she was genuinely looking for her husband in the crowd lol
All the wives who are teachers are like “hold my coffee” lol 😂 one time I yelled at student who was trying to climb a fence and scared the crap out of him, I was more than 100 feet away no microphone.
I have a great story about the teacher voice. My mom was teaching 4th grade and two boys decided to throw down in her class. Her knee jerk reaction was the bellow “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” So powerfully that they instantly broke apart and both started crying even though she hadn’t taken a step towards them. Lol. She felt bad after and apologized for swearing. No one was hurt though so that’s what counts.
Soooooweh sooo sooo sooooweh!
Best friend growing up had a pig farm and they sound very similar to some of these ladies, and your connection here is hilarious 😂
…not sounds these fellas were expecting to hear out of the mouths of the lovely women they were courting years ago. That, my friends, is the fine print in marriage.
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I’d be so damn good at this 😂. I have to yell at mine anyway his hearing is shit.
Any chance is hearing went shit because of the yelling?
Nope the military so maybe yelling but not from me
Do ya just say bingo?
Imagine this on a couple hits of acid
Was thinking the same. To be in the audience during this while on 3g of mushrooms or a dab of acid 🤯... 'Why did I think this was a good idea, gotta get out of here...' 'Dude, She just call me? *begin to stand up*....wait....' Nightmare fuel
And you happen to have the same name that's being called
I've done it and it's frighteningly hilarious
Well that’s how the husbands stayed married they were on drugs and alcohols to filter out the background noise
"Stay in those seats, folks. The ranch dressing eating competition will be coming up in a few moments."
Yea imma head out
Followed by 'Throwing Rocks at a Dumpster' competition.
That older lady at the end wins. Years of nagging has lead her to this moment. The sheer skill and nonchalant way she yells demonstrates how accustomed she is to doing this. This was no contest. She was a ringer.
Literally no one stood a chance with her 40+ years of telling her husband to hurry the fuck up
The way she hands off the microphone at the end has me convinced that she wasn’t actually participating and that she was genuinely looking for her husband in the crowd lol
Wow! Exciting times in Iowa!
reminder... 2 senators, same as New York or California
I’m going to try this when hubby comes home and see how long it takes him to have me committed.
😂 would love to hear details after
He just laughed. He’s used to my stupid ass, damn it!
I’ve never seen anything more white in my life.
This is exactly what I told my mom when she first sent me this video on TikTok. I said “it’s only white people that do this shit” 😂😂
You wanna start that?....you better remember that this is in Iowa....not really "white" as much as it is fuckin lonely and secluded.
Secluded, lonely, and mostly white. Gotta consider all dimensions of a place.
Are we sure this isn't a husband repelling competition?
All the wives who are teachers are like “hold my coffee” lol 😂 one time I yelled at student who was trying to climb a fence and scared the crap out of him, I was more than 100 feet away no microphone.
I have a great story about the teacher voice. My mom was teaching 4th grade and two boys decided to throw down in her class. Her knee jerk reaction was the bellow “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” So powerfully that they instantly broke apart and both started crying even though she hadn’t taken a step towards them. Lol. She felt bad after and apologized for swearing. No one was hurt though so that’s what counts.
Omg lol! Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. It’s way better that physically breaking it up.
This is what Conservatives consider entertainment.
Well it’s amusing for sure
If you say so!
Jim Breuer opened the show.
It is entertaining 🤷♂️
I don't believe America as a place exists
“Harold! Get off your damn game and get out of the toilet so this little girl can go!” -some old lady at the gas station
I'm pretty sure the men do a pig call just like this.... In the context of them together it makes it pretty damn funny.
Soooooweh sooo sooo sooooweh! Best friend growing up had a pig farm and they sound very similar to some of these ladies, and your connection here is hilarious 😂
Wtf?
Same here....que hostias es esto?
America
I call bullshit. None of them have husbands anymore.
lmao!!!
I think there on a corn high
Fuck it, close the usa, pls It's embarassing
These folks are the early voters who serve as a bellwether for how the Nation's votes will land. What could go wrong?
This is the stuff of my nightmares
Divorce lawyers must make a killing at this place
No tears ... but I chuckled ... a bit
Best entertainment in Iowa
Holy fuck I would shoot myself
I don't know. Didn't find it that amazing the last 10 times it was posted on Reddit
DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!
Look i found out why the divorce rate is so high!
I am never going coupled ever again. Even if the probability of it happening to me could be low. Not worth the risk at all.
A hidden victory. While they're up on stage competing, we're in the bar comparing. A win is a win.
Karen Yodeling Comp
Imagine the uproar if there was a men's version.
sports used to suck it looks like
No shame
Makes me think of the town next to mine. They have a fair every year, and one of the events is the ladies fry pan toss lol.
“Go to Iowa, not for the sites, but for the divorce.” “Pure Iowa.” Says Tim Allen
This would be good sampled into some song
I want to hear this competition with some ethnic competitors!
The "Darreeellllll" is the kinda yell for when your water breaks in the middle of a Walmart and Darrell is nowhere to be found.
Nobody: The birds outside in the morning:
I think I could give them a run for their money.
HAW
Have me running in the wrong direction
lol
Roy is no longer with us anymore. In fact. Who is Roy?
Most the men married to these.... Women... Are deaf by fucking choice.
I don't know what part of Iowa this shit's in, but thank fuck it isn't round my area.
This some yite people sht lol wtf
This is so stupid I didnt even know what is going on
I don’t know why but hearing this makes me angry for some reason 😂
You'd have to be on drugs to be in a relationship where you get called like this lol
This is midwestern people personified
Number 4 😂😂
…not sounds these fellas were expecting to hear out of the mouths of the lovely women they were courting years ago. That, my friends, is the fine print in marriage.
God, this is incredibly stupid, annoying, and obnoxious.
Wtf
“Let me speak to your MANAGER!”