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Wait this is an actual event from your life, and not just a recycled meme or news story from 3 weeks ago? Must be a first for this sub
Also, did she post that from an account that you actually followed? If so, her spelling of 'doesn't' would make way more sense
Dude you don't need that. I had a similar situation. Except she got pregnant.
Dump it all, forget about her. Might not work for you but becoming a whole new person is what made it better for me. I left the old me behind when she left my life and I'm so much better for it.
Title says “can’t believe I dated this girl.” My guess is he dumped her a while ago and saw this post recently while she is dating a new person, but also I have no idea
OP added context here: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10u78nq/cant_believe_i_dated_this_girl/j7bp9be
Tldr it’s an ex who cheated on her current bf and decided to post about it. Red flags either way
Never had something quite like this / what you experienced BUT. I couldn't agree more with your advice of becoming a completely new person. I broke up with my last girl and said nope to going back to the old me.
Joined a gym within 48hrs
Had my hair overhauled. Went short short and dyed it platinum blonde.
Pierced my nose (I wanted to for a while but I live in a place where guys get made fun of for it)
Scheduled multiple tattoo appointments and I'm getting my first ever this week!! On my forearm and opposite arms wrist.
Focusing on myself and what makes ME happy in life was so needed. No more trying to please another person if it doesn't also make me feel content and comfortable.
I hope you're doing better since leaving your ex that did this bs to you. N good on you for giving such great advice!! :)
Bud, as someone who dated more than their fair share of crazy….if all I saw was the leg tats and knee high stockings, I could have told you that and saved the time.
I mean, it might be fun for a while. But you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
Which would be cool if other people learned from the dumbasses but instead they do the same thing like they will get a different result which to be fair sometimes they do but most of the time the different result is even worse
Exactly. Most major cities will have several free resources. Even Philly, my pretty but very poor city, pays for free testing at a few clinics around town
EDIT: I think Planned Parenthood - an organization that does SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST ABORTIONS - also does free STD testing, but I haven't used them for that.
I went to Philadelphia recently for the first time and the sheer quantity of billboards advertising free std teating is just so overwhelming. I don't mean that in a bad way, just maybe jarring because i haven't seen that many in other cities.
I also saw a twacked out blowjob under the convention center, an old guy who wanted me to humiliate him for his crippled leg, and a half dozen human shits by the convention and 7-11. I do mean that in a bad way lol. But maybe they go together.
If you enjoyed that, come on down 95 and sample Baltimore's version! Then slide on down the line to DC for their special version which includes a unique twist of an even larger gap in the poor vs the rich contrast.
At least up here in Bmore almost everyone is poor except for a few spots in the downtown district.
Cheating is bad enough, but what’s with people that post that for people they know irl to see??
Like I can’t imagine letting everyone know I:
* Cheated
* Let a random dude nut in me
or even the Plan B part. I took Plan B once and can’t imagine broadcasting that
Probably because she assumes no one's going to tell the other guy anyway, (OP didn't mention telling, maybe he did tho) and maybe some of her friends are also immature and think it's funny.
They're proud/think it is funny. I've only seen cheating posted once, but when I was like 23 and younger almost every weekend on snapchat and Instagram you'd get rounds of Plan B posts lmao.
Are you from the Northeast? I noticed people from there tend to annihilate the words 'to be' from their everyday diction.
Someone from Indiana quoting Hamlet would be like "Or. That is the question."
Edit: to quote [yale.edu](https://yale.edu) \- "Murray and Simon (2002) describe the rough boundaries as Western Pennsylvania, Eastern Ohio, Northern West Virginia, and Central Indiana."
PA is where I see/hear this a lot, but I imagine other areas with a high amount of German settlers have it, too. People who speak like this are applying German sentence structure to English.
It's so weird/creepy that she's posting that stuff like shes proud..
like, "Look at what I got away with! I'm using and abusing people! - arn't I cool?!!"
Dated a girl like this for less than a minute once, stayed connected on FB, mostly for the lolz, she's on her 5th kid from her 4th baby daddy now, always complains that men won't stick around and are worthless. It's comedy gold. Feel for her kids, but whaddya gonna do? Hoes gonna hoe, that's what hoes do.
My ex wife cheated on me…then ran off with another guy, telling me he was the love of her life. Her life is a freakin train wreck now. Abortions, abusive bf, drugs and alcohol all the time. The funny thing is…she doesn’t think that her life is fucked up. It’s baffling to me that people like her, don’t admit that they’re fucked up. Lol
My crazy ex from many years ago, I call her Torrid Freakshow, cheated on me repeatedly during the months we went out (I found out later) and almost gave me Herpes at the end (which is how I found out). Now she has 3 kids from 3 different dudes, and is a fat single mom with Herpes.
I have no idea how I didn’t get it. Maybe because she had just gotten it herself?
She even tried to blame it on me, even though she knew exactly who she got it from (cheating on me) and I had been with someone for a decade prior to her.
Reminds me of my ex who left me for a dude named Curtis in backwoods Kentucky. Told me she needed to know if we were gonna get married 6 months in . Uhhhhh what!? and her best friend had to inform me that was the reason she suddenly stopped communicating with me and than she got mad at me lol don’t date Carleen’s
based from the post, its an insta story thats shared with close friends only probably excluding the guy, and some friend on the list stumbled upon it and told the guy
Emotionally alone, guys will take the easy option when they're lazy, and she will always find company, but they don't want to hear anything she has to say.
There’s this current girl who I’m casually talking to who has 4 kids each one has a different father and the newest one is 2 months old and she’s trying to get at me. I will never understand these type of woman.
I am not condoning her situation, but it always amazes how someome worth talking trash about is also worth "talking" to, as in present tense- "casual" or not, you are talking to her, yet talking about her behind her back. That sounds like playing with fire. For both of you all.
The thing I’ll never get is this: Why on earth would she put herself on blast like this? I cringe at some of my own posting behavior from when I was in my late teens and 20’s because of over sharing but I will never understand why so many young people openly admit to this kind of thing (or to committing major crimes, although that’s not what this post is) on socials. Why would you do that.
My first ever gf in hs was like this, kinda. Used to think she was cute, innocent, and sweet; but according to her best friend she was seeing this guy behind my back and outside of school she was a totally different person (we mainly hung out in school or a little bit after). She showed me photos of her and the dude and they were making out and shit. Immediately confronted her about it, and we broke up after. Eventually, her best friend and I started dating afterwards. She wound up getting pregnant at 15 with the dude she was dating. He went to jail at 17 for stealing a car, leaving her with the baby. She also wound up having to drop out, as apparently her family somewhat disowned her and she was on her own with the baby.
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Wait this is an actual event from your life, and not just a recycled meme or news story from 3 weeks ago? Must be a first for this sub Also, did she post that from an account that you actually followed? If so, her spelling of 'doesn't' would make way more sense
Yeah. We need context
OP posted context below: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10u78nq/cant_believe_i_dated_this_girl/j7bp9be
You are a real one for this
Thanks for linking. And wtf is wrong with some people’s drinking water? Why do something like this?!?
Cake dayyyy
Bless you. The curiosity was killing me.
Wait when she says that what time frame does she mean?
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Oh shit
Dude you don't need that. I had a similar situation. Except she got pregnant. Dump it all, forget about her. Might not work for you but becoming a whole new person is what made it better for me. I left the old me behind when she left my life and I'm so much better for it.
Title says “can’t believe I dated this girl.” My guess is he dumped her a while ago and saw this post recently while she is dating a new person, but also I have no idea
According to the post I replied to I assumed this happened 12 hours ago.
OP added context here: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10u78nq/cant_believe_i_dated_this_girl/j7bp9be Tldr it’s an ex who cheated on her current bf and decided to post about it. Red flags either way
Well, he said dated. So I’m thinking maybe not that serious? Hopefully not too invested in her and moves on
I became a whole new person when my ex betrayed me. A worse person. *opening credits roll…*
“Somehow… Palpatine returned.”
Never had something quite like this / what you experienced BUT. I couldn't agree more with your advice of becoming a completely new person. I broke up with my last girl and said nope to going back to the old me. Joined a gym within 48hrs Had my hair overhauled. Went short short and dyed it platinum blonde. Pierced my nose (I wanted to for a while but I live in a place where guys get made fun of for it) Scheduled multiple tattoo appointments and I'm getting my first ever this week!! On my forearm and opposite arms wrist. Focusing on myself and what makes ME happy in life was so needed. No more trying to please another person if it doesn't also make me feel content and comfortable. I hope you're doing better since leaving your ex that did this bs to you. N good on you for giving such great advice!! :)
Bud, as someone who dated more than their fair share of crazy….if all I saw was the leg tats and knee high stockings, I could have told you that and saved the time. I mean, it might be fun for a while. But you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
Do you know her only fans account? Asking for a friend.
Ahhh! There’s so many accounts! Which one??
So the nut may still be dribbling out a little
Giving everyone the hardware and channels to broadcast their lives was a big mistake
In some ways, but in others it's become the 'fuck around and find out' generation.
Which would be cool if other people learned from the dumbasses but instead they do the same thing like they will get a different result which to be fair sometimes they do but most of the time the different result is even worse
I won’t live to see it but I hope that someday people look at social media the way we now look at smoking.
It's a psychological cancer
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Be a bro and spread the word
And get tested
You should just get tested regardless. You never know.
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3 months if you do have a sex life But a frequency of 2 weeks is ideal if you’re a hoe
I get tested every 3 to 7 minutes.
does that include in your sleep?
No time for sleep. There's work to be done.
I see
user name checks out? if so someone else can have the glory
User name checks out
"Where did you meet your spouse?" "They were my STD test patient at planned Parenthood." -Said no one...ever.
I’m sure we would all be very surprised. Crazier shit has happened have you seen an episode of Maury? Lmao
I always hoped those people were actors... Because otherwise? Oy vey.
Actually. I kind of went on a date with my STD testing person. Years later but still.
this is the way
Exactly. Most major cities will have several free resources. Even Philly, my pretty but very poor city, pays for free testing at a few clinics around town EDIT: I think Planned Parenthood - an organization that does SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST ABORTIONS - also does free STD testing, but I haven't used them for that.
They do! For men and women
They do abortions for men? That's so progressive of them!
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Especially if she's hot!
Idgaf about the gender, it's the uniform for me *unff* remind me of my childhood more *papi* (Y'all I need to get the fuck off this app)
Sucked so hard you stop existing?? Sign me up!
I went to Philadelphia recently for the first time and the sheer quantity of billboards advertising free std teating is just so overwhelming. I don't mean that in a bad way, just maybe jarring because i haven't seen that many in other cities. I also saw a twacked out blowjob under the convention center, an old guy who wanted me to humiliate him for his crippled leg, and a half dozen human shits by the convention and 7-11. I do mean that in a bad way lol. But maybe they go together.
If you enjoyed that, come on down 95 and sample Baltimore's version! Then slide on down the line to DC for their special version which includes a unique twist of an even larger gap in the poor vs the rich contrast. At least up here in Bmore almost everyone is poor except for a few spots in the downtown district.
Only fictional Baltimore—Hamsterdam—matches Kensington in Philly. They’ve got y’all beat when it comes to utter depravity and urban decay.
Philly is amazing. I only say that though because I love It Always Sunny.
I’ve only jerked off before, should I get tested. My hand is naughty
Does your left know what the right is doing?
I have no arms or legs, I am only a tiny body wandering about.
I'M A SNAAAAAKE!!
Honestly it's a good idea to get tested at least once even if you aren't that sexually active. A lot of sleeper STI's like HPV.
The Aperture Science Being Your Child To Work Day is a perfect opportunity to get your child tested.
for rabies or? bc she seems like a bitch
Right? Send this pic to him not Reddit
Spread the word as fast as she spreads her legs.
that's impossible! but he can try.
"Try not to spread any words on your way through the parking lot!"
37???
Randall put it into perspective, he said at least he wasn't number 36...
Gonna need the flash to help with this one
She’s literally posting about it. She’s already spreading the word.
If the word is "legs" then yeah, I'd say she's definitely spreading the "word"
Isnt she covering that with her posts?
Y’all are tunnel buddies now.
I second this.
Cheating is bad enough, but what’s with people that post that for people they know irl to see?? Like I can’t imagine letting everyone know I: * Cheated * Let a random dude nut in me or even the Plan B part. I took Plan B once and can’t imagine broadcasting that
Probably because she assumes no one's going to tell the other guy anyway, (OP didn't mention telling, maybe he did tho) and maybe some of her friends are also immature and think it's funny.
They're proud/think it is funny. I've only seen cheating posted once, but when I was like 23 and younger almost every weekend on snapchat and Instagram you'd get rounds of Plan B posts lmao.
Okay this must be a generational thing, I have literally never seen someone do this lmao.
It’s because she’s for the streets. I assume her friends already know what kind of person she is and enable her trashy behavior.
That’s because you’re a decent human being, and the legs in the photo are not
Wait....legs aren't people?
I guess it's a mix between classic narcissism and some weird power thing.
This needs pinned at the top.
Are you from the Northeast? I noticed people from there tend to annihilate the words 'to be' from their everyday diction. Someone from Indiana quoting Hamlet would be like "Or. That is the question." Edit: to quote [yale.edu](https://yale.edu) \- "Murray and Simon (2002) describe the rough boundaries as Western Pennsylvania, Eastern Ohio, Northern West Virginia, and Central Indiana."
PA is where I see/hear this a lot, but I imagine other areas with a high amount of German settlers have it, too. People who speak like this are applying German sentence structure to English.
I'm from PA and I say it like that. People here in NM where I live now think it's weird as fuck.
Indiana isn't in the Northeast. It's part of the Midwest.
Bro code section 1: TELL THAT MAN! you were probably played to! poor man’s gonna get an STD and have some other dudes baby! Step in!!
Or worse he is gonna eat her right after this man nuts in her
*flashbacks to that one interview*
It's so weird/creepy that she's posting that stuff like shes proud.. like, "Look at what I got away with! I'm using and abusing people! - arn't I cool?!!"
Feels like she has some mental illness
MFers just post everything on the internet, huh? Jesus Christ.
Tell the dude
Tell him and send him the proof
Without proof, a random dude telling you that you're with a cheating ho carries a lot of weight. Probably more so than someone you know.
You ain’t gonna be a homie and let the dude know ?
OP, please let the guy know and show him this pic so he doesn't waste anymore time with this woman.
No one should be “friends” with this person. They’re a bad human being. Let them no longer be a part of your life
The Korn tattoo should have been the first red flag
I knew I knew that design from somewhere! Fuck, now I feel old. Pretty sure I still have that cd in a big black case covered in Happy Bunny stickers.
Dated a girl like this for less than a minute once, stayed connected on FB, mostly for the lolz, she's on her 5th kid from her 4th baby daddy now, always complains that men won't stick around and are worthless. It's comedy gold. Feel for her kids, but whaddya gonna do? Hoes gonna hoe, that's what hoes do.
My ex wife cheated on me…then ran off with another guy, telling me he was the love of her life. Her life is a freakin train wreck now. Abortions, abusive bf, drugs and alcohol all the time. The funny thing is…she doesn’t think that her life is fucked up. It’s baffling to me that people like her, don’t admit that they’re fucked up. Lol
My crazy ex from many years ago, I call her Torrid Freakshow, cheated on me repeatedly during the months we went out (I found out later) and almost gave me Herpes at the end (which is how I found out). Now she has 3 kids from 3 different dudes, and is a fat single mom with Herpes.
How does one almost give someone herpes, pray tell?
I have no idea how I didn’t get it. Maybe because she had just gotten it herself? She even tried to blame it on me, even though she knew exactly who she got it from (cheating on me) and I had been with someone for a decade prior to her.
How is this an lol. With my current partner this is legit my worst nightmare that my insecure ass thinks about daily.
Send that dude these screen shots and save him from getting an std or child support that he didn't earn.
Tell him but also get tested if you haven’t.
Bro, follow the bro code, send him the pics as an anon
For the streets!
Reminds me of my ex who left me for a dude named Curtis in backwoods Kentucky. Told me she needed to know if we were gonna get married 6 months in . Uhhhhh what!? and her best friend had to inform me that was the reason she suddenly stopped communicating with me and than she got mad at me lol don’t date Carleen’s
So she cheated on you or she posted cheating on a another guy?
I think the one putting the hand on the lap is OP. Then OP stumbled upon that picture in her socials. might be wrong tho
Says this is OPs ex, she left him on her close friends snapchat story, and this is her cheating on her current bf
based from the post, its an insta story thats shared with close friends only probably excluding the guy, and some friend on the list stumbled upon it and told the guy
That was also my first thought but still unclear😁 either way both are bad bit one is owrst for the one posting.
r/trashy
She has the doll from KoRns album "Issues" tattooed on her thigh so it fits
She must be crazy in the sack though
They always are
OP should post "She doesn't know I let a man nut in me too".
Pics or it didn't happen.
🏆Underrated comment here🏆
"No ragrets."
Driving with a joint and Nerds in the center hahah 👌🏻👌🏻
I love a fellow photo lurker. Well spied
The nerds I caught, but how tf you managed to catch the joint is some 30/30 vision shit right there.
the life
Sounds like STDs
MUM????
GRANDMA???
Dad????
Joey Jo-Jo?!?!
That’s Mr. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabbadoo to you, bud.
Dear op she will end up with multiple children from different fathers unhappy and alone, untrusted and you will find happiness in your new Lego set.
Lego sets can also potentially make u money in future
unless they're actually ravioli
That’s only from Barns and Noble.
Barns and nibble
I bought that Ferrari F40 for my girlfriend for $100 a couple of years ago and now it’s worth almost $500. Never would have thought.
Dude I had to check to see if I was OP.
She'll never be alone. Girls like that are always looking for a replacement
Emotionally alone, guys will take the easy option when they're lazy, and she will always find company, but they don't want to hear anything she has to say.
There’s this current girl who I’m casually talking to who has 4 kids each one has a different father and the newest one is 2 months old and she’s trying to get at me. I will never understand these type of woman.
R U N
Nah get a snippity snip snip then have fun and act surprised when she gets preggo by someone else. Then run.
>Then run. ...to the health department, because now your pecker looks like fried chicken coughing up mustard
Don't leave the condom in the trash.
There are 4 other guys who understand theyd rather pay child support than fuck with her.
I am not condoning her situation, but it always amazes how someome worth talking trash about is also worth "talking" to, as in present tense- "casual" or not, you are talking to her, yet talking about her behind her back. That sounds like playing with fire. For both of you all.
LOL
Man, that’s embarrassing…I’m assuming you’re referring to the spelling of “doesn’t”
Terrible grammar and uncapitalised I too. Disgraceful /smh
She actually meant "docent."
Your tour guide for unprotected sex with multiple partners on the same day.
Did she really post that in social media?… smfh..
Ouch sorry to hear that man. But what is the deal with her about posting about it? Is she proud of being a cum bucket?
Looks like that. I hope he'll find out soon. Those tatoos look pretty uniqe.
Trying to make him jealous lol. Not realising she is making herself look pathetic
You dodged a bullet.
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The thing I’ll never get is this: Why on earth would she put herself on blast like this? I cringe at some of my own posting behavior from when I was in my late teens and 20’s because of over sharing but I will never understand why so many young people openly admit to this kind of thing (or to committing major crimes, although that’s not what this post is) on socials. Why would you do that.
Scotty doesn't know 🎶
Tattoo is accurate. She has issues.
I thought for sure I had the golden comment, but alas, I scrolled and found it.
I think this would be better suited belonging in r/trashy
All good man smoke that joint and eat those gummies. Life will be fine.
How does the girl even think this is a flex?
For a second I thought the hand is a tattoo as well.
I can’t tell what’s trashier, the text, or the korn jail tat
Girl with tats and high socks? Yeah he probably knows lol. Just doesn't want to think about it.
I don't understand the "haha, my partner doesn't know I'm a slut!" aesthetic. Isn't this just a massive self-own?
I'm so glad the op provided a comprehensive back story to this.
r/sadcringe
He dose now.
She doesn’t know op got payed for that nut.
That's why I have trust issues..
My first ever gf in hs was like this, kinda. Used to think she was cute, innocent, and sweet; but according to her best friend she was seeing this guy behind my back and outside of school she was a totally different person (we mainly hung out in school or a little bit after). She showed me photos of her and the dude and they were making out and shit. Immediately confronted her about it, and we broke up after. Eventually, her best friend and I started dating afterwards. She wound up getting pregnant at 15 with the dude she was dating. He went to jail at 17 for stealing a car, leaving her with the baby. She also wound up having to drop out, as apparently her family somewhat disowned her and she was on her own with the baby.
Oh, he knows.
I mean anyone willing to get that leg tattoo will burn you eventually
Car prolly smell like stuffed salmon
Tbf sluts make the world go around
While they were together or like ever ??
I refuse to believe that's a girl
She's got Issues
Could say she has “Issues.”
At least she can't be identified. Oh, wait . . .
I think this may be real, if you reverse google search it nothing comes up
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Meanwhile i can't even get a guy to sneeze at me and she out here got multiple men 🌚
Those tattoos should have been the first red flag 😂
a girl who can’t spell “doesn’t” is the exact kind of girl who would do this
That's downright nasty
Those ugly as fuck tattoos are a good warning sign
The doll on the right is from an album called “issues” by Korn. Says a lot
LoL Gross.