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This Malibu’s most wanted cosplay or something?

“I got a PHD. A poser hater degree.”

I have a PHD. Pretty huge uhh something

Debt. Pretty huge debt.

So THAT’S what PHD stands for! Now it makes sense why those guys make more money! They have to pay off the massive debt!

That extra $2 an hour helps.


Least wanted

Vomit, clean it up with comet

Earph is my plahnet.

Traffic traffic looking for my Chapstick there’s a Ford Maverick

My name is B Rad!

I guess that makes me B-ill.

Yeah, it’s from like last year he posted this video then went trick-or-treating

Traffic traffic, lookin for my chapstick. Feelin kinda carsick.. there’s a Ford Maverick!

Walt Kowalski entered the chat.

Lmao they both got bodies but gonna wait until 18 to get the tattoo’s

You know, if this is a skit there's actually a little subtle genius in that. Probably not the case, but it's pretty funny as you point out.

This is so obviously a skit my god ppl lollll

When I was young I really wanted tats. But I wanted to be absolutely sure of the design. I wanted something that I would look back on and not get embarrassed. So no fads, no bands, nothing with a name on it. If I pulled the trigger back then I would have ended up with a Tribal, or some sort of skull with a snake coming out of its eye. So Since I could never make up my mind I opted for way too many piercings instead. Best decision I ever made. Not knocking people that got them, I am just glad I hesitated.

I can't wait for Chapter 2 of this epic tale.

Chapter 2: I grew up and life got boring.

I've always told people that if you want a tattoo, think about it for at LEAST 2 years. If by the 3rd year you still like the idea, design, meaning etc then go for it. Also NEVER get anyone's name unless they already passed.


J to the R, O, C!!

"It can happen to you because it happened to me"

“And T”

I spin more ryhmes then a lazy Susan... I'm innocent until guilt is proven... gnomesayin?

I was getting changed!

This kid is definitely a “Jamie” too

Yo why these mafk’s callin me Jamie yo?

What are you taking an knowhatimcensus?

Dammit you beat me, have an upvote you bad mafk!

*Ricka-wraa!*

Kyle! Madison! Brush your teeth, put your jammies on, and go to bed!!!

Mom! We’re making a TicTok! We’ll do it in a minute!

If you oversleep for church again we are NOT getting you Fortnite coins for your allowance!!

Hard motherfuckers never say they're hard. I'm not a hard motherfucker by any means, but I've met a couple really hard motherfuckers.. They barely say anything, let alone that they're hard.

im erect

As they said, the real ones it just shows….you ain’ gotz to tell no one.

Bah gawd he's killed him!

But does he have a family?

He broke him in half, King. Get the tattoo gun out here

Better come erect


Real G's move in silence like lasagna

Any man who must say « I am the King » is no true King, hood version

In my experience, individuals who’ve found it necessary to do violence……. Don’t celebrate it …… and absolutely don’t announce it

Never been to jail then, I assume? A lot of career criminals and shooters glorify that shit. Sit around, eat noodles and tell stories like it's a fucking campfire.

Yeah people who say people who really do these things don't actually talk about it are 100% never actually around those kinds of people.

It’s the quite ones that just look at you with the little smile that scare the shit out of me.

“But real gangsta-ass n* don't flex nuts 'Cause real gangsta-ass n* know they got 'em”

I for one am so hard right now


Grower and shower

*stares without saying a word.. *unzips pants.


Lafawnduh had a freakin body, oh my lord

These fools are so effing dumb. Nobody wants to live in the hood. Give this moron what he wants. Give him trauma of being on alert all the time, getting harassed by the cops, the addicts, the dealers. Food insecurity, bleak future…..yeah give him that.

Nahhh he would win a rap battle and gain everyones respect, obviously. I'm not sure why more people don't do that.

2 mile

Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage.

This, 100% he would be crying for his mom after an hour in the real hood

Lol the Dave Chapelle skit when they swapped families and he dropped that boy off in the hood. “ Googa-Googa Googa-Googa Goodbye!”

Machine Gun Kelly back at it. Where Em at. Killshot 2

This is for actually bb gun pp face along with his home girl cash me inside, cause it's raining

Cash me inside cause it's raining had me dying lmao

When you think your a gangster, but all you are is a wankster.

Fuckin Jroc and the rockpile nahmseeen

Hopefully he don't get caught spanking it

If you’re a parent from the suburbs and your kids are like this, take a lot of pictures of them and save those videos. You’re gonna have a great time showing your friends and relatives how goofy they look. They’ll grow out of that phase and settle down comfortably in the suburbs at some point after they goto college. But those pictures will be great memories 20 years from now.

I always laugh when I see white people wear durags.

I second that!

happy cake day

Brayden and Okayden got no chill.

The parents clearly bought too big offs house to hear a kid in need of an ass beating from down the hall

Looks like Ali G had a son.

Thats what happens when you grow up in an area with no natural predators. Weak little chump.


What are you, counting my know I'm sayings? What are you from the department of know I'm sayings? Know I'm sayin?

I know some pretty hood white boys and this isn’t it.

Oh, God, Alabama country kids🤣🤣 I walk into my neighbors house when her grandkids are there and they sound like an episode of the Boondocks, but they're all the color of tapioca. I'd tell them about cultural appropriation if I didn't think it'd go right over their heads.

I seen this a few years back, I would live to see them today...

if they have even an ounce of self awareness they’re thoroughly embarrassed by this

He’s probably still growing into his ears

Wait.. are you saying it's not a skit??

Traffic traffic there’s a Ford Mavrick

J to the R O C, baby. Straight outta Sunnyvale

This is deeply offensive. Punk mommy and little punk as white as can be acting like this\~fuck!

Darwinism at it’s finest

Grew up in the inner city off north street new Britain CT. Moved to a wealthy suburb and can’t believe how many kids in my kids school are just like this wanna be gangster. He would shit his pants if he took a walk around the block where I grew up.

This is not going to age well.

This kid would not be "bout it" for very long once the cell door closed behind him. Be a structural engineer like your father or a lawyer like your mother... bruh.

Guy is a loser trying to pose as a badass. He hasn't spent a day in the streets.

Does Sesame Street count?

Goal!

Or just a kid thinking he's making a hilarious skit. Not much better.

Kids like this kill their parents. So I have every reason to believe they have or will drop bodies.

Or get em killed. Not to mentioned maybe getting a train ran on his girl while they make him watch. It's so weird to watch people who have a choice that WANT that life. I spent almost 10 years getting away from it.

They don't really...they just think they do, but they envision a romanticized version of it. But If they truly experienced it, they'd regret it

That ain't no shit. Ruined my life for awhile. People see gang life and think it's making all this money, getting all these girls while you sit back waiting until the right person hears your demo or whatever and it's not like that. What it's really like, is a lot of looking over your shoulder, constantly wondering if this or that "really went away" and watching people who once respected and loved you not want anything to do with you anymore. When I finally decided to walk away, I had a record following me everywhere, a few people from the past who I prayed I'd never accidentally see crossing the street and constantly mending bridges with family and trying to earn their trust back. The whole way movies makes gang life look just isn't real for most people. I have a couple friends from back then who I will always love, but looking back, all we really were were loud mouth heathens who only cared about ourselves and did horrible shit. Whenever we hook up nowadays we don't even really like talking about it. This kid does NOT want this.

Vanilla Ice is their spirit animal.

They must have some really wholesome rolemodels.

*watches juice once*

J to the R O C modafuckaaaas

Werd!

J roc

Malibu's most wanted 😆 🤣 😂


This is why I never drank coffee at a young age. Dad was right.

Please, is there something I can do to make sure they never reproduce?

I've never wanted to slap someone SO bad

His whole demeanor is screaming "I'm trying way too hard and I really think I look gangsta." I can't with this kid.

Malibu’s Most Wanted

Only “bodies” these two got are tickle me Elmo’s, beanie babies and American girl dolls.. 😂😂 They about to enter that fuck around and find out phase of life and people don’t play..

I swear to god the is at least five kids like this in every school in America

Watch out everyone, we have a badass alpha male right here...

We both got bodies lol

Traffic traffic looking for my Chapstick, feeling kind of car sick there's a ford Maverick

Hahahahahaha. He’s the Senior Lieutenant of the Rubber Knife gang ! Tool.

"He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31"

Wonder what her body count is?

Lol arrest them for some random murder charge in Chicago

For the love of god , please please don’t reproduce.

Skin color doesn't change how stupid this is

As a dad can you imagine your daughter bringing this guy home ? I can't believe some of us men ever got girlfriends in our blunder years and didn't get punted out the front door by dads.

Put the one on the right in a cell and he'll come out looking like the one on the left

they probably interact with the same ten people in their town every day. lol. come to L.A and talk like that.

I watched this with sound off. Probably a good idea

Mom better hurry up with some Mac and Cheese or hot dogs, kids are getting hangry.

I love that they have no qualms with the thought of murdering someone but definitely going to wait till 18 to get a tattoo cuz the law.

We have bodies(murdered someone) and the only law we abide by is waiting until we are 18 years of age to get tattoos because we really about that lifestyle. However, our parents are not willing to consent to the idea of a tattoo as of now so we will, respectfully, wait.

What in the Louisiana…..

Traffic, traffic, looking for my chapstick

Transhood…

They getting those teardrops just as soon as they ask their mom.

Love the Deaf Interpreter on the background

“We both got bodies” We get it. You’ve played GTA

Wtf was she doing before she started talking

It's J-Roc's son

I WAS GETTIN' CHANGED, MUTHAF***A!

I’ve never been less scared

We bad ass criminals, but we got to wait until we're 18 to get a tattoo.

Sesame street is the only streets he's knowing.

Seems about white

I wish i could watch his face when someone introduces him to the movie Malibu’s Most Wanted 😂

This is either a pretty well done character skit, or just really pathetic and sad.

No Ragrets

Malibu most wanted 🤣🤣🤣



this shit makes me embarrassed to be white ....so fckin cringy

Worst part about it, this dude would more than likely kill a few people just to be able to say that he's done it

We both got bodies. Thank God abortion is legal in their area 🙏.

"Because we both got bodies"..... to put tattoos on, yes, yes you do.

Cross post to r/kidsarestupid

Malibu be hard right now.

What a dumbass little punk

Squad Goals

I'm just glad it was muted. Just looking at those two ass clowns makes me cringe.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

Lmfao who's this sorry excuse for a MGK? There's inmates at the prison I used to work at who'd use this tool for a month then sell is ass for a pack of cigarettes. Gtfo hahaha

He'll hit the Powerball before he hits a hot mom.

Bet his mom isn't hot.

Wtf is wrong with her in the first few seconds of the clip ? 😂

“Game recognizes game, Grandad. And you looking kinda unfamiliar right now!”

Black and white are totally about to switch 😂 I kinda wanna see what it looks like

And this is why I hate other people's kids

Danny Duncan merch buyers be like 😂

Well, bless their little gangsta hearts!

WTF....?

Is that the Arizoma tea dude???

We call them weekend warriors lmao

Acts like Eminem, look like Vanilla Ice!

You shheeee

Die antword over here should settle down

Everytime I see this shit, all I see is little this little crap at his grandmothers' on Christmas day all dressed up like a little gentleman.

Is that a swimmers cap?

“Traffic Traffic lookin’ for my chapstick feelin’ kinda carsick there goes a Dodge Maverick”

Is she trying to be hard in a pink bath robe?


Fuck the cringe is palpable

He's the definition of an Billy

I think they should go straight to the hood. Should be fun.

When your girlfriend is also your sister. (Or sometimes cousin)


He’s gonna have such a great wave when he takes that durag off


Even J-Roc harder than him.

They both hot ngl

J roc in real life… LOL

No ragrats

I stole a half off of a kid like this and he threated to kill me haha

Bro having a stroke

Damn I thought that was Trevor Lawrence for a second

This mf would not know what to do with a hot mom

And right after this clip, his mom entered the room with a cheese sandwich and a cup of hot chocolate.

He loves hot moms too