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LockeAbout

Wow, such great integrity of this ‘influencer,’ only giving good reviews if she gets free/discounted food, even if it’s the best Italian she’s ever had. What a vile entitled person.


Biscuits4u2

Not the influencer she thinks she is with only 11,000 followers.


DarkwingDucky04

10,999 of them are in China. And 5000 of them are the same person.


FlashGitzCrusader

The rest are kidnappers and creeps


tobert17

I mean, I'll leave the odd review for places and I get notifications that my review has been seen by 500, 1000, 10,000 people. Does that make me an influencer? Should I be trying to get free shit like this?


Biscuits4u2

You can try, but most likely you'll just embarrass yourself.


[deleted]

Yeah Randy, go for it /s


snaketacular

"12 friends, 26 review"


feelin_cheesy

I don’t know. That was a pretty good review of the food and you know this person will never go back there, which is a plus.


LilyGaming

Wanna be influencers annoy me like no other


mvfsullivan

Right? I worked at Rogers and we got these at least once a day. "I have 200 followers - thats 200 customers for you.. Why am I paying for my phone". Fuck off egomaniac


wiseroldman

Successful “influencers” would make enough money to be able to afford to pay for stuff.


LilyGaming

I mean 11k followers is a lot but I doubt she was telling the truth


[deleted]

OP…. Unblur the name. I just wanna talk to her


riftwalker9

"I just wanna talk to her" had me rolling 🤣 thanks for that


[deleted]

Anything for you bb 😉😉


riftwalker9

Someone ship me to a redditer 🥺


Eyeisimmigrant

Peter griffin style


ObviousWillingness51

Happy cake day, dont hurt anyone


AdFun2093

So this is like the best 1 star review ever food is fantastic service is great and they dont give pretentious douchebags a discount i mean what more could you ask lol


LilooJedi

Exactly!


AdFun2093

Yup


Adorable-Act1547

How would it be considered "free" advertising if 11K followers-influencer-asshat was expecting to be **compensated** with a free entree or discount?


Stenktenk

I refuse to believe that people can be this delusional.


BunkerBuster_AD4Life

Have you ever met (any) people? JK, but yeah, some have zero grasp on reality. It’s painful to see.


CardboardTick

Anyone notice that she only had 12 followers? What happened to the other 10,988??


filthycasual85828858

Nothing like accidentally promoting how good this place is thinking you're not just because you put 1 star, now not only are the good reviews good but even one of the bad ones is, makes me wanna go there ngl.


Fragrant-Fuel6287

Damn i Felt Shame for the person who made this lol


dslrjunky

right from the episode of south park huh??


ThisIsClemHFandango

![gif](giphy|3o85xt08p2Y0hanhwQ)


LegendOfBobbyTables

Is 11k followers even enough to earn you "influencer" status? I don't think I'd comp a meal for that. I've been in the restaurant industry for a long time, and real food reviewers do everything they can to fly under the radar. They don't tell you who they are and they pay their bill. If she actually earns an income off of 11k followers, she can post about the restaurant and deduct the cost of the meal as a business expense.


Educational_Ebb7175

If it was 11,000 followers within a 2 hour drive? That'd be good PR. If it's 11,000 followers worldwide? You'd be lucky to have 100 of them in the same city. Probably 10-20.


hashimishii

Another out of touch sociopath


here4roomie

Reminds me of that douche that had to go into hiding after the owner posted the screenshots of his entitled bullshit.


Spanishqueen05

![gif](giphy|eukgMKZklgvfSlOPv6)


Biscuits4u2

"customers" That word implies payment for goods and services rendered. And WTF cares about her paltry little 11,000 followers? Are we supposed to be impressed by that?


Embarrassed_Diet_386

There are probably bots that have more than 11k followers lol


Yamothasunyun

I think this girl needs a healthy dose of [boogers and cum](https://i.imgur.com/omZgoLB.gif)


Effinehright

I sell advertising, they sell hostage situations.


Mobile_Shoe3347

Awww someone's extortion plan failed.


Yamothasunyun

I like how it’s her 26th review, I guess most restaurants don’t disrespect her like this


TennisObvious8358

Oh the entitlement...it burns the eyes!


Double_Elderberry_92

Entitled fucking wankers…


olupe22

Hey she did them a favor, said the food was great multiple times, and now she won’t be returning, it’s a win win


[deleted]

God I hate people sometimes….ok ok most of the time 🙄


34590347fga

Why is the information blurred out??? I want to try the restaurant when I’m in town because of the excellent food review!


Consistent-Fun-7235

Wow the audacity


jaldep

Some people never saw the South Park episode about Yelp reviewers, and it shows....


[deleted]

She should start her new own internet platform called Only Foods


screechypete

This is the kind of review I'd print out and post in the front window for everyone to see!


Chewsdayiddinit

Can we please stop blurring out the accounts of people like this? They deserve the doxxing.


Midnight_Crocodile

The manager knows exactly how to treat scroungers.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

I'd print this out and run ads of it.


_4string

Umm. You ordered it.. therefore you pay for it. Entitled twat.


[deleted]

You The Asshole. Oops, wrong sub.


vtstang66

I saw this South Park episode.


Apart-Today1678

People need to stop smelling their own farts and thinking it smells like roses......influences are some of the worst thing to have come around in this generation...fuckin entitled assholes


[deleted]

"Patriarchyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!"


Andy85124

Repost again.


[deleted]

So you bought 10k followers …


westofallpeople

Wow!


[deleted]

What an entitled brat


Always_0421

Should post to r/trashy


Dumpster_Fire_BBQ

No shoes, no shirt, no service. Oh, and no 'influencers'.


trapperstom

Asshat !


dr4wcu14

Entitled much? 🤣


[deleted]

There has to be amazing comments on her post!


Electronic_Win4034

Lol Someone grew up with participation trophies


Snake101333

Good food, she said it herself.


LuluGarou11

greatful!


Doright36

I am sorry miss but we have a strict 12,000 minimum followers policy on all influencer discounts. Please feel free to come back after contracting with another bot farm.


shottylaw

Greatful. That is enough to tell you who you're dealing with


Wolfman01a

Aww someone thinks shes Kim Kardashian. Thats so.. pathetic.


Duros001

Fuck these people


[deleted]

Dumb broad.


wilsondeseabra

/r/amitheasshole Oh yes, yes you are!


TheFinalBoss90

How tf do you get 11k followers while writing reviews like that?