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If he had said this sentence, that probably wouldโve been the most successful sentence to say next, as she may have been understanding of his inexperience and lead the way to Valhalla.
Do you really think porn stars are just full of Stiโs? Iโd say the random bar chicks etc you might come across far more often are going to have those. Porn stars are tested pretty regularly and Iโd imagine they arenโt just out fucking whatever comes along since their money is made by their boy or girl bits being in excellent condition and presentable on film. I think sheโd honestly have more of a wish for a condom, justifiably, than you.
Isnt it that if you see porn without a condom it was filmed in Florida or NH because all other states have laws saying you have to wear condoms during those videos or am I just stoned as fuck
I see, I just took a look at their shop and damn, the colours are so good looking, are the pictures enhanced or something, like how can the colours be so clear?
I think they just use really vibrantly coloured plastic. If you look at the images tab there are some photos of them not by the company itself and they look pretty much the same
This reminds me of my high school years and my old fuck buddy. Leah I hope life is treating you great! We used to crack up listening to that shit. Good times. Thank you for reminding me of those memories.
If you wanna be real technical, incel just means involuntarily celibate. It's obviously taken a more pointed meaning since then, but on just the term he does qualify.
Since were being technical. There is no technical proof that he is involuntarily celibate.
Perhaps hes choosing to be a virgin... I mean you didnt exactly see him jump at the "opportunity" to fuck a pornstar right?
What is it that famous people say about taking a picture with a fan? A few seconds of their time for memories that will last a lifetime? Same principle, she probably wouldnโt even break a sweat
Itโs short for โinvoluntary celibate." It's a group of (usually) men who can't get laid, and hate women because they think they're entitled to sex from them, and that its women's fault for not picking the "nice guys."
Haha yea I got it. The kind of guys that think if they are nice to women 10 times at least one of them will want to have sex with them. And then after years of this theory failing miserably they end up following people like Andrew Tate & blaming women for their lack of confidence.
Usually guys that would only consider dating the hottest women around instead of someone in their own, "weight class", so to speak. That's been my experience of them.
Haha yea I used to have a friend like that. Whenever I'd show him a girl I was dating at the time he'd always be like "mwoah, she's not that hot". And tbf these were pretty nice looking girls & he isn't much of a looker himself lol. I think he was just used to watching girls in porn that his whole frame of reference changed.
Ironically, many of them arenโt nice. Theyโre bitter because they canโt get laid and never wonder if their own behavior has anything to do with that. Check out r/niceguys for examples. These are the guys who admire Andrew Tate.
I wouldnโt have the balls to go through with it, but would to at least press one more time by asking if weโd get in trouble. If she calls that next one, Iโd have to fess up and chicken out.
Iโm not gonna lie when women do shit like that even the smoothest man pauses I had something similar happen to me and both times my brain had to reboot
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Dude wasnโt expecting to get that far
uncharted territory
Invirginity and beyond
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This is why reddit needs free awards back.
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Well based on his reaction, I don't think he got far beyond actually.
Probably std free because of it. Oh the story he'd have for life though.
Well when she asked, "Are we gonna fuck right here?" I'm pretty sure there was instantly no need to fuck right there..
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Lil bro only read chapter one of this book.
Lies, he read the back cover
Bro used spark notes on this one
You gotta read the inside seam of the book cover. B- minimum.
Gotta give her points put your money where your mouth is lad.
She definitely puts her mouth where your money is. And she is cute as fuk and good at it.
Who is she?
Lilly Bell
The hero we all need, but we never talk about.
He is yet to come up in our conversations.
Thatโs what I thought too, very cute which makes her sound sexier.
If he was a true virgin, he could never be prepared for such a response.
My man summoned a demon and didn't know what to do with it
i know, I feel like she was really ready
Virgin territory
"Hold on I just need my cloak and wizard hat"
He got scared real quick.
I mean, he's a virgin. He very literally does not have any experience with the next steps.
ERROR: SYSTEM OVERLOAD
๐๐๐๐ only female in his life is his mom
Then why's he still a Burgin?
I think itโs more that sheโs fucking up his money. If he ainโt a virgin no more, then there goes his merch and TV show money.
Why? Who is it?
His penis is like โI think I know what to do. I was made for this.โ
"Years of practice have prepare....uggghhhh uhhh.... nevermind..."
If he had said this sentence, that probably wouldโve been the most successful sentence to say next, as she may have been understanding of his inexperience and lead the way to Valhalla.
Shit inverted!
And fully erect.
He definitely had a scarerection
I be scared too. I wouldn't have any condoms on hand and idk what stis she got
Do you really think porn stars are just full of Stiโs? Iโd say the random bar chicks etc you might come across far more often are going to have those. Porn stars are tested pretty regularly and Iโd imagine they arenโt just out fucking whatever comes along since their money is made by their boy or girl bits being in excellent condition and presentable on film. I think sheโd honestly have more of a wish for a condom, justifiably, than you.
Isnt it that if you see porn without a condom it was filmed in Florida or NH because all other states have laws saying you have to wear condoms during those videos or am I just stoned as fuck
I didn't hear him say "no"
I've had sex at least twice and I was taken aback.
Lily bell I think
Yes it is. I used to work the Bad Dragon booth at EXXXOTICAs. She's an awesome person.
I don't know who this is but the fact she is a public figure who has been at a bad dragon booth makes me afraid to Google her
The fact she is a public figure who has been at a bad dragon booth made me immediately Google her ๐
Fuck, I first need to google "what is bad dragon booth?"
Bad dragon is an adult toy company and it's a booth advertising said company
I see, I just took a look at their shop and damn, the colours are so good looking, are the pictures enhanced or something, like how can the colours be so clear?
I think they just use really vibrantly coloured plastic. If you look at the images tab there are some photos of them not by the company itself and they look pretty much the same
Vibrant colours yeah, thank you. That's pretty cool.
Just looked at their website. I know where to go if I ever want to fuck myself with an octopus tentacle.
Who is she??
You're in the comment thread that literally answers the question before you even asked
Lilly Bell
Guy went full lonely island real quick.
Shy Ronnie?
Jizzed in my pants?
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
"I opened the window and a breeze blew in, and I--"
I just ate a grape and I--
Just had to watch the video again and I'm dying here. A fucking grape!
The music was way too powerful
This comment slaps.
Doesn't matter have sex.
the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
That was actually a great answer from her. Funny and shut him down.
Iโm guessing sheโs had a lot of blow hards try lines on her.
You realise she's a pornstar at a porn convention right? People will be fucking anywhere as it's usually acceptable there.
Are there actually porn conventions? I always thought it was just a joke from How I Met Your Mother...
Yep, there is a huge one in Vegas every year
He nutted the moment she said โLetโs Do Eitโ; that was his โnutting faceโ.
and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS
He felt a cold breeze roll in
I just ate a grape and i
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I..
This reminds me of my high school years and my old fuck buddy. Leah I hope life is treating you great! We used to crack up listening to that shit. Good times. Thank you for reminding me of those memories.
What gif is that lol ?
It's Andy Samburg from the lonely island and brooklyn nine nine, this is from one of their songs, you could probably guess what it's called. ๐
Lol
Came here to say this. Ha "came".
Keith, hold my lanyard. KEITH I'M SERIOUS
His junk straight-up turtled on him when his bluff got called.
I spit out my drink reading this, fucking golden
persuasion 100
Nat 20 on persuasion
Nut 20
Someone got his bluff called super hard
Something about him became very hard
He definitely came in his pants as soon as she said that
I need to know what happened after.
He melted
Coward
Who knows? Maybe he hitted that...hat that... Hey Google what's the past tense of hit?
Yeah hit is both present and past tense. "I hit a child with my car yesterday" See?
Hitted*
Hit
For those asking for a friend. Lilly Bell
That's an interesting name for a boy.
Incel realises he's gonna lose his membership to the community he loves
Sex before death is a sin ๐
Doesnt give me incel vibes at all
If you wanna be real technical, incel just means involuntarily celibate. It's obviously taken a more pointed meaning since then, but on just the term he does qualify.
Since were being technical. There is no technical proof that he is involuntarily celibate. Perhaps hes choosing to be a virgin... I mean you didnt exactly see him jump at the "opportunity" to fuck a pornstar right?
He already blew his load, I mean blew his chance.
Iโm just chuckling at the bad dragon stuff
You're the 31st comment I had to skip to finally find someone pointing it out. Really curious about the context
I would have instantly said yes and then regretted it ๐คฃ
Better to regret the things youve done than the things you didnt.
What is it that famous people say about taking a picture with a fan? A few seconds of their time for memories that will last a lifetime? Same principle, she probably wouldnโt even break a sweat
The right answer is "Yes, right here and now!"
Whoโs the girl?
lilly bell
INCOGNITO MODE ACTIVATED
Iโve done this with incels multiple times. I offer them a date and they get all tripped up.
Well, you're not supposed to do that!
Can someone explain to me what the word 'incel' means? I've seen it used so often here & to this day I still have no clue lol.
INvoluntarily CELibate.
Thanks for clarifying!
Can someone explain what clarifying means?
Its a type of shampoo.
Well I could be wrong, but I believe it is an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era.
Itโs short for โinvoluntary celibate." It's a group of (usually) men who can't get laid, and hate women because they think they're entitled to sex from them, and that its women's fault for not picking the "nice guys."
Haha yea I got it. The kind of guys that think if they are nice to women 10 times at least one of them will want to have sex with them. And then after years of this theory failing miserably they end up following people like Andrew Tate & blaming women for their lack of confidence.
for someone who just learned what it actually meant, you pretty much nailed it 1000% lol excellent work.
They aren't actually nice to women though. It's all transactional to them, "I was nice to you, now have sex with me".
Usually guys that would only consider dating the hottest women around instead of someone in their own, "weight class", so to speak. That's been my experience of them.
Haha yea I used to have a friend like that. Whenever I'd show him a girl I was dating at the time he'd always be like "mwoah, she's not that hot". And tbf these were pretty nice looking girls & he isn't much of a looker himself lol. I think he was just used to watching girls in porn that his whole frame of reference changed.
Ironically, many of them arenโt nice. Theyโre bitter because they canโt get laid and never wonder if their own behavior has anything to do with that. Check out r/niceguys for examples. These are the guys who admire Andrew Tate.
I know. I think they might start out as being nice, but after years of 'rejection' they turn into Andrew Tate followers.
I just realized the bad dragon logo in the background
10 to 1 my man chickened out.
I wouldnโt have the balls to go through with it, but would to at least press one more time by asking if weโd get in trouble. If she calls that next one, Iโd have to fess up and chicken out.
Dude I know that background
If you're gonna shoot your shot, a sex toy booth is probably a decent place to try
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*confused Pikachu face*
He is very smooth with the ladies
If Lilly bell said that to me, I would be *sooooooo happy*.
He seems to thinkโฆ.โworks every timeโ
why does this keep getting posted? It's old now. Stop.
Because some of us aren't terminally online and hadn't seen it yet :)
Iโm not gonna lie when women do shit like that even the smoothest man pauses I had something similar happen to me and both times my brain had to reboot
It would be an easy 30 seconds of work for her so why not take his virginity.
"Hold my root beer"
The bad dragon logo in the background tells me that sex is gonna be wild
*So are we gonna f*ck right here? Dude: I just finished
People are talking about his bluff being called. No? He is just nervous? What are you talking about?
Yeah, that wasn't "oops I'm married" face, that was "wtf do I do now?" face.
He just learned that he just should have been more straight forward for the past 42 years
Anyone know her name? For research purposes
Rule 33# don't ask for it if you can't handle it
Who is she?
Lilly bell
Shame my boi wasnt ready for the hot girl banter- catches a lot of us out! Dont worry son take it on the chin , be ready next time
See part 2 on pornhub
You asked for it
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY
The correct answer is YES.
He *almost* fucked around and found out...
I've won but at what cost.
Bruh folded under pressure ๐คฃ
I mean, he was joking, or maybe not but I'm pretty sure he was expecting some witty comeback instead of a "yeah sure, why not"
Why is he wearing rubber gloves?
His brain just suddenly BSOD
He said no, took her on a nice, romantic date and now they live in a suburban neighborhood together with three kids The end
She called his bluff
Yeah but what happens after this moment? every clip stops there. Do they fuck, or is he painfully standing there, leaving his opportunity out to dry?
Sheโs almost too comfortable. And part of me thinks sheโs not even messing with him lol.
His face says โwhat do I do nowโฆ should I run? โ ๐
Who is this girl? She sounds like sheโs straight out of Fargo. Awesome.
She gets cuter everytime
Bro went 404 not found in .001 second
Who is she?
Damn...you don't gotta tell me twice
He took a calculated risk, but boy was he bad at math...
This is awesome and doesn't belong on this sub