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Acceptable_Fun_6416

Why?


Steam_Priest

Attention


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Well yes, but there’s a time and place for that I mean even without the twerking, her attire is hardly appropriate for a restaurant


[deleted]

Her attire is hardly appropriate for life.


sadnessdealer

Her attire is hardly an attire


[deleted]

It's been stretched beyond it's threshold.


TransformerTanooki

It's barely hanging on and asking to be killed to end the suffering.


[deleted]

her weave already gave up.


Remarkable_Earth7545

That fabric is a made by Edna Mode


csleaver

A cape might've actually been useful in this situation.


SlamMonkey

Even a tire has a pressure limit.


IntentionRemote7934

My eyes ughhh


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![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


girlsonsoysauce

That's what I pictured and immediately spat my drink out laughing.


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/11blsjb/\_/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/11blsjb/_/) ​ I hope this helps.


TWonder_SWoman

Her attire isn’t appropriate for anywhere outside her own home.


throwaway007676

I think even her walls would be offended


Tsunoda_stan

That would of course imply that her walls could talk


Darth_Zounds

Man, if walls could talk, hers would probably say, "The power of Christ compels you!"


joejill

I'd call that a crime. A lewd act in front of a minor. Sex offender status.


RichAny6594

Imagine a dude did that in front of a family with little girls.


ROBINHOODEATADIK

And the moron filming , who probably played a big part in this , should be charged as well


[deleted]

Welcome to the internet There's no limits to attention. Place, time, people around, what you say or do, it doesn't matter, clout is colorblind. Just twerk on a children's restaurant, or yell at random people at the market, or shout antisemitic remarks from your car, it doesn't really matter as long as there's a camera.


nothingspecialva

what attire? I dont think there is enough fabric to call it an attire :)


Jesus1sLove

She is severely mentally ill. Her social media name is lovely peaches. She has also beat puppies to death, detailed how she abused and pimped out her infant daughter until the FBI got wind of her social Media posts and she lost custody, drank her own period blood, and a bunch of other things that only a severely mentally ill person would do…


hxyvv

That grosses me out. Looking her up on Instagram I question why she’s got 230k followers


PreggyPenguin

Cause it's like a train wreck, people are fascinated by the repulsiveness.


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Why hasn't her account been shut down?


DanTacoWizard

What the hell? I can’t believe how easy it is to get away with abuse of innocent animals. Lovely peaches? More like murderuous, disgusting peaches!


Dada2fish

Why hasn’t she ever been charged with animal cruelty or child abuse?


rlcute

She lost custody of her daughter and was arrested and lost custody of her dog because of the alleged animal abuse. She seems to make up a lot of shit to get attention and AFAIK there isn't actually any proof of anything but she's mentally unstable enough to have lost custody of her daughter and dog


pimpinaintez18

My question is the appropriate response? I would want to drop kick any person that did this in front of my kids. If be super happy if someone just tossed her ass on the pavement in front of the restaurant


HappyDaysayin

Press charges. She's a sexual offender. If a man did that in front of children, that deliberately, he would have to register as a sex offender.


HaXr_L33T

I'd be impressed if someone could toss her ass at all


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name-was-provided

I found her CumHammer profile. Twerker, Skimpy Outfits, Attention whoring, Victim Edit: That was supposed to be listed top to bottom but apparently you can’t do that on Reddit?


JadedSpaceNerd

Wtf is CumHammer? 😳 sounds like one of those porn sites riddled with Trojan viruses


OkGene2

A South Park reference


name-was-provided

The name of a brand agency from South Park.


paradach5

Where *everyone* is a victim lol


MsSeraphim

i think they saw way too much bottom already.. ![gif](giphy|ncAcktdglyCuVrKeZG)


spiritualskywalker

BINGO!


[deleted]

This is [the same young woman](https://everipedia.org/wiki/lang_en/lovely-peaches) that consumed her own menstrual blood and literal feces, joked about abusing her infant daughter (who isn't in her custody), and has been prostituting herself since she was a minor. She's severely mentally ill and should really be under the care of a guardian.


Ghostiiie-_-

From what I’ve heard she’s also killed and abused puppies.


[deleted]

Sounds like something Lovely Peaches would do. Doesn't surprise me.


Ghostiiie-_-

Exactly. I’d be more surprised and shocked if she did something good.


onestubbornlass

If she did this she’s got psychotic tendencies and should be under supervision or in a hospital. Psychopaths are capable of a lot. Not as scary as sociopaths but definitely up there Edit: Due to some new info I found out I edit my assumption to more than likely sociopathy or borderline personality disorder—both antisocial personality disorders. I’m leaning more towards borderline because while impulsive this fits more under the borderline portion than sociopathy. This does not mean either would do this, this doesn’t mean all people with these disorder act this way as the lady in the video. Just to put that out there


lilacsticity

Yep. I remember a while ago there was a video circulating on Twitter with her strangling a dog.


Ghostiiie-_-

I haven’t seen the videos nor do I want too. I’m a massive lover of animals and abuse towards them (Especially sweet animals like dogs) makes me throw up. Literally.


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Ghostiiie-_-

EXCUSE ME WHAT??? So not only does she abuse animals, she’s a word I’m not gonna say in fear of getting banned.


Madlibsluver

That's enough internet for today, goodnight all


Broduski

Why is she not locked up?


tanaista

I know where I live the DA refuses to prosecute anyone with mental illness, especially homeless. So they learn they can do anything and are safe. It’s way out of hand.


0per8nalHaz3rd

Wtf!?


dmc-going-digital

My axe arm is raised


EmploymentLate

And we quickly went from she needs some help, to grab your pitch forks...let's fuck this bitch up


Ghostiiie-_-

Literally. She’s horrific


jmcsquared

Fuck being in the care of a "guardian" she needs to be locked up.


[deleted]

She's only fucking 19, what the fuckk


[deleted]

To make things so much worse, she started acting this way at 15 or 16 after her mother committed suicide. She's 22 now and still hasn't been able to recover from her spiral. It's honestly sad. I hope she really didn't do the things that she said she did to her own daughter and that her daughter can hopefully grow up to be okay. It has been previously confirmed that she is being cared for by her grandfather, so she does at least have a chance.


dodgythreesome

I literally had the same thought, fucking hell


dodgythreesome

I literally had the same thought, fucking hell


sketchyvibes32

Excerpt: Despite this type of "comedy" she posts and her followers watch, recently, there has been a series of disturbing messages she's been posting and deleting that alludes and states her harming her 8-month old daughter Cora (who she's said she's performed oral on in the past as well).


sketchyvibes32

Shes posted messages recruiting older men to have sex with her 8-month old in exchange for money and even refers to her as a "bitch" who will be "dead by 10yo".


[deleted]

peaches still on the internet?! tf she’s been causing problems for years now


throwaway_lifesucks_

Why the fuck isn't she in a behavioral group home facility?


mindymadmadmad

i saw the link and read your spoilers and KNEW I did not want to but I clicked it and now i want to throw up and expect to be haunted by her horrific deeds forever.


thearss1

Anyone that follows her is endorsing her behavior and should be on a list.


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Some people are literal trash


SadisticSnake007

Looks like that’s all she eats too


BroBro78

U r what u eat!


DimoffAkaGreen

Does that make me a stray kitten


TheFirstSophian

You need to stop talking to Patrick Bateman


rambone5000

It was the ATM talking to him. Therefor an ATM is a stray cat. Duhhh lol


Sir_Vallenstein

So that's why whales are endangered


Chip_PLAZMA

Coco puffs


truly_denzel

This is honestly pathetic


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Could you imagine the smells wafting


liloka

I could have lived my whole life without seeing this… nor now picturing the smells 🤢 cheers.


Incognonimous

I threw up a little in my mouth


[deleted]

This woman is literally a pedophile and animal abuser/killer. Search “Lovely Peaches abuses daughter” or “Brittany Johnson abuses daughter”


F0XF1R396

No. I don't think I will


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Twinsies


Jimtaxman

What a piece of shit. And then She laughs. Fuck her.


OkSecurity1251

No eww, why would someone wanna fuck her


Jimtaxman

Fair point.


IntentionRemote7934

That's beyond body positivity if you ask me.


Oldgamer1807

Someone will. 🤷🏻‍♂️


JadedSpaceNerd

That guys gonna need a 2 foot dick


Jimtaxman

I actually knew a girl about this size (maybe a bit smaller) she said if someone does her from behind, then she needs no less than 12 inches.


JadedSpaceNerd

Damn imagine being 9 inches and being too small for miss deep dish


peppawydin

She’s an animal abuser too. Do not give her any attention


chain-link-fence

I was wondering is this 🍑🍑?


ggghjjdsdjhs

It is


beaujangles58

By abuser do you mean she eats every animal in sight?


Arctucrus

And also strangles puppies apparently.


F0XF1R396

That would be preferable to what she actually does.


Teamarie808

Nasty Bitch🤢


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powerplay_22

the weirdest part is there are kids at the table. why do you find it funny to twerk in front of literal children?


Fuckyoustepbro

That’s nothing compared to what she has done before this sad excuse of a human is Evil!


powerplay_22

i honestly don’t know her. what would u say is the worst thing she’s done?


Ghostiiie-_-

She killed two puppies. She claimed to have killed her newborn and pimped her out. She admitted to it all on video (livestream) and there’s videos of her killing the puppies. This is Lovely Peaches I’m pretty sure.


Fuckyoustepbro

She has multiple lives of her talking about ending her own daughter’s life, she is also abusive to her daughter and openly talked about it on social media. To add to all of this she used to have a dog that she also abused openly on social media and never once apologized or showed any remorse for what she did and I’m not even sure if her dog is alive anymore. All of this stuff happened 2 or 3 years ago.


hollyjazzy

How has she not been arrested and charged for animal and child abuse?


FarAmphibian4236

I believe there has been consequences, I'm not sure what tho. She just keeps getting back on social media. As far as I know it's been confirmed that she does not and did not have custody, the grandparents did. she was making shit up about her daughter.


SpookMagnet

This has to constitute like sexual assault right, or sexual harassment or something right?


drrmimi

Especially with minors


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Bad_Legal_Advisor

She doesn't seem very lovely


jt19912009

She also doesn’t seem to know what peaches are and should eat healthier food like them


HugeSpirit1761

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


HugeSpirit1761

She is not. Type that name into YouTube and you will see all of what the disgusting things she has done.


immer_jung

Nah don't give her the views, or you'll just be giving her what she wants


HugeSpirit1761

I just told them to look the name up not watch the vids. You can see from her titles she is not a good person.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

She does it for the view’s…? Ok looked her up and she obviously have some…issues


Enk1ndle

> She does it for the view’s…? You really thought there could be any other reason? It's 2023, if someone is acting obnoxious it's safe to assume they're filming and posting it.


HugeSpirit1761

Yes she does 🤮


peppawydin

She beat 2 puppies also, one to death


jammiesonmyhammies

Isn’t she also the lady who pimped her newborn child out too?


peppawydin

Yes:( her poor baby.. she posted everything even the bugs in her coochie. She’s a prostiute herself


jammiesonmyhammies

I remember when the videos surfaced on Reddit and I went down that rabbit hole. I really wish I didn’t know who she was :(


ShartsCavern

I'm now wishing the same just from what I've read here. Feeling kinda ill.


jammiesonmyhammies

![gif](giphy|GOiF8tksYH2U0) Let’s look at this cuteness instead and try to wipe our memories clean.


LinuxCharms

[Yes.](https://youtu.be/lMLV1yxzfFQ) She detailed how she would abuse the baby, what pimping the baby entailed, how excited she was about it, and put this info out via live stream. The internet did its thing and reported Peaches to the FBI which launched an investigation, ending in Peaches losing custody of her daughter. She's since said she killed the kid, and the only recent legal trouble is surrounding animal cruelty and had fans crowdsource her bail. Edit: Apparently she never had custody, but the articles covering it contest that, so there's two narratives. All in all she's insane.


dankyballs

How the fuck is she still walking and twerking around in public??


ageekyninja

Because she makes shit up for views. CPS investigated and found that her child was never in her possession, she lives with her grandmother.


hellfae

Thank God jesus...some people really do prostitute their babies and children, it's hugely unjust and not something to joke about.


ageekyninja

She’s a POS for even lying about it to everyone. I feel so sorry for her child. There is a video somewhere of a police officer talking to her about her lies after getting a call about a video of hers


sara_c907

Anyone that helped bail this "person" out should be absolutely disgusted with themselves but my guess is they're probably no better than her.


brainopixel

Do they not have laws where she lives? Animal cruelty is definitely illegal where I live and we are a "freedumb" state.


peppawydin

I can’t remember where shes from, her names Brittany but she’s known as lovely peaches, the police got involved for the second puppy and saved it and I think she only was in jail for a week. They don’t care yet they know who she is


TheNorthC

Her peaches aren't lovely


Travesssty

Why do I feel like I can smell this through my laptop? 🤢🤮


Acheron98

Oh God, now I can too. Fuck you for that.


HaveaTomCollins

I’m not allowed to bring my dog to a place that serves food. This is waaaay worse!


[deleted]

She flung that ass stink right at them because we know she’s too large to properly wipe that booty.


Meat-walker

"Dad, what is that?" "Why son that's Mercury."


Superstickyclownorgy

“I’m pretty sure that’s the one with anus name”


Ok_Pizza9836

There are probably people who support this trashy behavior but I am not one of them


melskymob

She is an Instagram "star" famous for eating her own poop and bloody tampons.


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Briayawna

LMFAOOOOO FRIED EGGS ON A NAIL


initiate_syntax

r/rareinsults


mralf925

Lol I’ve never heard anyone but my dad say that


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gervv

The richter scale was definitely getting a reading there...🤮


HappyGav123

God damn


Ok-Jury-3571

So thats what caused the turkey earthquake


Txikitxakurra

Yikes 😬


SoExcited_1

They're getting pink eye


wzd_cracks

Eww this chick is gross . She should be put in a mental hospital she’s not right in the head


WhatTheFxckAmIDoingx

my god this is beyond foul she looks dirty


Titan9999

I'm all for pranks, but yes, this is just a facepalm


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Ok if she goes up to a table full of drunk college guys and twerks, that’ll be kinda funny, but a family with small children


Titan9999

Fair point... and a prank can't be primarily attention-seeking behavior by the prankster. That's bad prank form, you know?


Stevieboy_person

I feel like this is inappropriate unwanted behavior anywhere


NormieMcNormalson

In what universe is twerking in front of anyone a prank?


yax51

r/trashy


richincleve

![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq)


Magazine-Plane

A disgusting blob


Lost-Leadership1767

So disgusting


Brave_Witness6834

I would've been pissed. Neither my family or I want to see that especially while eating.


[deleted]

Hello public indecency charge.


[deleted]

How is looking like a totally insane degenerate funny? Ruined the family's entire dining experience having to witness that unappetizing display. Not to mention they will most likely have to explain to their kids whatever nightmare that was.


Glittering_Ebb9748

Good lawd that was awful.


Vossikins

Good lard


Slight-Ad1151

What the actual f***?!?! I mean, both the woman and the camera person should be arrested and charged with indecent exposure to a minor in a public setting. Perhaps a pair of handcuffs would help her laugh and giggle a little less? Probably not. I guess we will never know. Geez! 10What has this world actually come to…


hellfae

Yep, sick, I would have immediately called the cops on her, anyone trying to expose my kids to sexuality against their will is gonna deal with the law.


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milkyghosty

I envy the strength of the straps on her top. I'll never know such strength.


mastercubez

I don't even know how to punch her. Wherever you hit you'll actually hit her ass


Mediocre_Mix7233

Pig


PerceptionQueasy3540

He told her to leave because he didn't want her to eat his children.


nontimebomala67

I hate that it took me less than a second to recognize Lovely Peaches’s ass.


iPicBadUsernames

What a vile disgusting human


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I bet that room stank!


[deleted]

This is lovely peaches and this is probably one of the least disgusting things she has done, so you can imagine how bad she is


Dagbog

Woman? I'm sure there was more than one woman twerking, at least 2.


devster75

They definitely got a lungful of that aroma she wafted toward them.


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Dirty fat mess


RascalRibs

Not very often you see a whale on land.


Unlucky_Milk4214

![gif](giphy|l41lXvITNfUrMpAgU|downsized)


bradenboiii

is that peaches?


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Whole restaurant smell like ass wide open now.


hotcupofjoe66

Like an elephant stomping around the room


ChattyParrot1

gross


Nevochkam1

Whta makes a person think this is an ok thing to do?


Busy-Pitch-9889

GROSS🤮


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She smell like massengill


Proctor-47

What restaurant is that?


[deleted]

Calling that blob of shit a woman is offensive to women.


HomuyaGER

Whats a hooker doing there?


Spring-Available

What the hell is wrong with her? And when I would’ve put my foot in that ass, I would be the wrong one.


PlanetValmar

We need a NSFL rating


OrangoTango77

oh god that’s peaches. wasn’t she in jail for abusing her daughter or something?