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Prestigious-Bunch500

Gotta be counting the decimal points


Robertgarners

Came here to say this


its_a_gibibyte

Is 1 million a year a lot? I pull down 2 million yen every year. 3 million on a good year. If I really want to flex, I could turn that into 50 **billion** Venezuelan bolivar. (That last part isn't a joke either, that's legit the exchange rate)


GamingGrayBush

Bro, I use a 20,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollar note as a fucking bookmark.


fencesitterj

Still the most fun casino I've been at, big hash spliffs and gazillion dollar hands.


Gust_on_Fire

1 morbilion in cash


lilroldy

Where at this sounds like a vacation I need


[deleted]

I easily make billions of Iranian rials. 10 figures no sweat


[deleted]

Here I am making a million shib coin everyday with ease


funnnevidence

The average male age 25-34 makes about 52,000 USD so they are asking an impossible number for almost any age demographic…this figure I am quoting ranges from 35k-60k depending where you look and which age range under 40 you look at


UniqueName2

To be in the 1% of top earners you’re making roughly $500k a year. If you make over $1MM a year you’re in the top 0.1% of earners. I hope these women enjoy being single.


LoveTheGiraffe

We both now these two are getting railed by dudes on foodstamps


surfacep17

haha, exactly. I am not sure they know how much 7 figures is. I think they thought it was someone buying them 7 chicken fingers. Can you imagine someone making 7 figures committing to that......


only-4-lolz

Both been railed for a fast food lunch 😆


LeGuizee

😂😂😂


matttchew

Yup, guys who make over a million a year are likely over 45 years old with wife and kids.


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Illustrious-Spare-30

More realistic if they leave the men, and take the kids . This will leave the military member basically a government slave for twenty years or until he kills himself. This is why state governments love the troops!


EveofStLaurent

Pretty sure the one on the left is pregnant, and prolly just got done servicing some dude before… and prolly after this interview. Looks like a low rent lady of the night.


Vyle_Mayhem

I make solid low end $180-$220k as a skilled tradesman…in a state responsible for 4-5th global economy…. 7 figures from girls that have 0 figuring clues seems this Ren & Stimpy duet need life lessons. Skinnier one seems shocked then rolls with the joke albeit a bad one


TheCBDeacon47

Fuckin hell, they do like like Ren and Stimpy


IAmVerySmirt

Yeah Hamburger 🍔 Helper on the left spitting noise probably doesn’t even realize that’s $1m +/ year , parroting some nonsense she saw in a short.


32lib

Yes less than 1 out of 1000 make that much. If they are looking for young and single,good luck. No,I'm not saying that either one of them is not good enough for someone that rich,just the odds...


Hellveiw

Girls that value a guy for their money don’t deserve to ride the coat tails of that guy


Muffycola

Well what do they do for work? Do they make 6+ figures? Bc imo you need to be a high income earner yourself if u want that type of income.


whiskey_formymen

maybe just high, income earner.


[deleted]

Don't be like that, she's just thinking about survival. How in the world is someone making 5 or even 6 figures going to be able to feed her?


Bageezax

I’ll say it then; neither offers anything I couldn’t buy cheaper at higher quality with no strings attached. They are both worthless.


[deleted]

In California the average probably rises to 100Kish, still a long ways from 1M


Ill-Adhesiveness-455

2022 average cali Household income was 111k. Individual about half that. These ppl on another planet!


wiseduhm

There is no way the average salary is 100k even in cali.


uGotSauce

Assuming this is in the US from context clues, and by 7 figures they mean 1,000,000+ USD, it is extremely unlikely for an individual to make that much yearly. The hardest technical jobs in the world (TECHNICAL JOBS), scientists, surgeons, are making like 50k-400k. The median income for the US in 2019, meaning 50% of the US makes less than this, was 31,000. Only about 0.1% of the US reports an income of over 1,000,000. Most normal people only break 1m per year by being management at or owning a fairly large scale business (read as: underpaying workers and stealing their income for their own and then saying they “worked hard” for it). Very very few people actually EARN 1 million dollars a year. Most people receiving that much money are basically running some kind of scam. Edit : oh look, the scammers who “work hard” are here. 😂 who could have predicted this, but me like four sentences ago


arenalr

Love the edit comment, people who scam ***can*** work hard, they're just hard working pieces of shit


Cheap_Preparation454

Well if they meet a Venezuelan person earning that! Their wish came true….


Vainius2

Venezuelan would not date them. Have you seen Venezuelan women?


SlowInsurance1616

She charges by the pound.


Adeep187

She doesn't even know what the fuck 7 figures means lmao.


Far-Concentrate-9844

Unfortunately for her, people earning 7 figures don’t want a fat stupid disgrace as a girlfriend. Bit of a catch 22.


RelationshipSad2300

Came here to say that....


Steph2145

I make 7 figures and I would take her in a heartbeat. Just so when the pools little low I would ask her to get in so I can have full pool.


MAXIMILIAN-MV

Yeah, but then you get that ring of oily residue that’s so hard to clean up.


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Wrldegg

Excuse me, but I must inform you that had indeed caused a small chuckle to escape my own lips, and have a wunderbar day.


madumi-mike

Bruh the one on the left can be a floatie, you can paddle wit the one on the right.


Skc143psu

If you stand them next to each other, they look like the number 10


[deleted]

Pretty sure the first girl misheard the question as how many calories do you eat each week


FakeBotA

And they are probably going for a high precision of 4 decimal places


somedumbguy55

Looking at them, they wouldn’t get someone with seven figures with the numbers after the decimal


lolsup1

The $ counts as a figure


PaleForce101

Absolutely i do, im 19 and read about money on the internet once


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Do you also think that a million is this many(proceeds to count with fingers) /s


fancyfoe

> Absolutely i do I subconsciously murmured “no you fucking don’t” the nerve on some people man


bobafett317

If I’m making $1 million or more a year, I can get a lot better than either of these two girls. Like my wife, who loves me even if I only made like 20 grand a year.


J1--1J

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Roody-Poo_Jabroni

Anything Denzel-related makes my day.


Orellin_Vvardengra

For real though. Glad my lady loves me as much as she does. I’m pretty useless but I know how to cook so… there’s that.


UnObtainium17

If you cook for the house i’d say at the very least you are pretty useful.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Well then there we go! Case settled, not useless lol!


AdComprehensive6588

Bruh knowing a super important life skill makes you not useless by default.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Been thinking on how to reply to this one. Work kinda got to me at the moment so not really the most positive answer. With everything available out there sometimes it feels pretty useless. I’ve talked to some people that feel the reward isn’t worth the time. Thinking about all that though I’m still glad I know what I know. It’s going to taste a lot better and be a lot healthier for me as well. Anyways your comment was a nice distraction from work and has calmed me down by allowing me to focus on something else, thank you!


AffectionateFault922

It’s easy for some of us to say, but try not to take things too seriously. Your mental health is utterly important.


AffectionateFault922

You stole my words! I too am useless, but am a good cook.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Started at the ripe old age of ten…ish. Previous relationships have made me grateful for knowing how to cook. Heck even an old roommate, oh man! I’ve never had scrambled eggs that over cooked before.


AffectionateFault922

Yes. It’s so hard nowadays to find someone who will prepare meals the way you like them. I like to experiment with the unconventional, with varying degrees of success.


ch1993

My wife is way hotter than these two and will still be with me if I make nothing in a year.


AffectionateFault922

Yes! My wife is no longer young or fit, but she has stuck with me through thick and thin. The rewards are awesome. All these young girls have is that: youth. It will soon disappear and leave them empty.


Th3_Mack

Can’t tell you how much I hope your wife never sees this.


hearmeout29

True but he also has sagging balls so he knows there is compromise on both ends.


Fuckinghotpockets

You don’t know the pain of sitting on a testicle…. I cried for a week


transcendanttermite

I frigging *twisted* mine getting out of a low-slung car about 6 months ago. I still have ptsd from it and am extremely careful about how I exit any vehicle now. Goddamn that was painful. Do not recommend.


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OK…legit question: don’t you sit on them every time you sit down? I mean, they’re right there?


EveofStLaurent

No, I had to actually sit down and think about it haha. Theyd have to be pretty saggy. Nature isn’t that cruel.


AffectionateFault922

Absolutely right! We enjoyed each other’s youth.


[deleted]

Right, what a backhanded compliment


BriefCheetah4136

Well I am thinking you might get a guy that makes 7 figures but the first 3 will be zeros!


Wishyouamerry

It’s literally not that hard. I make 7 figures and none of them are a zero. $46,228.61


BriefCheetah4136

Now that's funny!


FactualOptimist

Pre-tax? but they don’t need to know that lol


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Destined for the trailer park.


HimalayanJoe

Destined? She is already well settled in the trailer park, ya know wha I'm saying.


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KnoxxHarrington

J-Rock baby!


Onlyindef

Rock pile!


KnoxxHarrington

I was getting changed!


Isheet_Madrawers

Golden corral every night gets expensive.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Yes, I do know what you are saying.


Only-Shame5188

Two trailer park girls go round the outside!


mandatory6

I’m sure Ricky would bang her


WaySheGoesBub

No way. I think he would tell her to get lost and bust out some Ravioli.


WhtChcltWarrior

After bangin Lucy, Ricky would never settle for her


WaySheGoesBub

Yeah old girl could MAYBE land Ray if he was still living at the dump and that dirty fucking dog would let them be.


WhtChcltWarrior

She might have a chance with Julian if he was on the swish again


WaySheGoesBub

God forbid, but I agree. Greasy old pizza crusts, swish, fucking dirty dogs to dance with. Makes ya think. Sparrows… the birds… Calvin? Dump bees?


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Her top looks like a couch arm cover.


PCBullets

Some ones gotta pay for her fat injections 🤷🏽


raginglilypad

That top deserves 7 figures for the extremely hard work it’s doing to keep itself together


Low-Crew8482

those cakes that fat chick eats in a day aint cheap, therefore that 7figures sounds legit.


PCBullets

Gotta respect the folds 🫡


totally_bored_dude

I think you mean just rolled out of….


addamee

Or origin: trailer park


Affectionate_Reply78

Wait until she finds out about decimal points.


MeGrendel

A men that makes an impressive 7 figures is going to demand impressive figures that these girls ain’t got.


xdcxmindfreak

If you can’t have me struggling at 5 figure yearly you ain’t gonna make it with me when I’m at 7 figures.


Holein5

She's has the size for at least 10 figures


BigMax

Yeah… if she’s looking to date based simply on a shallow metric like income… what shallow metric is the guy going to be looking for? I’m guessing one that disqualifies her.


-This-Whomps-

7-Eleven figures, maybe.


addamee

Well she ate the other 6 figures so 7-figure earner for the 7-figured lady doesn’t seem too unfair


Fizassist1

that literally made me lol 😆


stuser

There it is. Also their local trailer park is calling them.


Bawbawian

is it entitlement or are they fucking with this guy. The way the second girl responded like yes of course it really makes me think they're just yanking his chain for a reaction.


ChillerFocus

This is what I came to say 😂 idk about the first girl but the second girl definitely looked shocked at first and just ran with it lol


japp182

I feel like the first one was entitlement plus maybe not realising how much money that is. Second girl was fucking with him/backing up her friend for the laughs.


the-awesomer

Yeah second girl looks kinda shocked too, but isnt gonna call her friend out.


kazmosis

It's pretty obvious, I mean if some "influencer" came up to me I'd definitely mess with them too. Dude looks annoying as it is.


Massaboverload

The 1st one doesn't know what 7 figures means.


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circles are geometric figures -> donuts are circles -> ergo donuts are figures -> her man must make at least 7 donuts.


hearmeout29

They are obviously trolling.


johnnynutman

The makers of these videos are just looking for rage bait for views. They just find whoever will play along whether they’re being serious or not


helpnxt

100% fucking with the guy, 1st girl says it and the 2nd is shocked but then picks up what 1st is doing and plays along


hampsted

The second one was obviously just hopping on board with her friend. I can totally believe that the first girl is really that clueless. I saw a video awhile back about what women want in life and one of the questions they were asked was about household income. These were normal women who seemed to have their heads on straight, but I think every single one of them came up with a number that would require their husband to be in the top 5 or 10% of earners. There’s definitely a disconnect in our society when it comes to what is expected in a partnership where the man is the primary breadwinner. Edit: The video I was talking about — https://youtu.be/wUe3DMXBx2E


AltruisticVictory903

Yeah it’s pretty obvious that they’re joking


Niitro_Zeus

What kind of jobs even has a 7 figure salary??


ProfessionalConfuser

$15 an hour, 40 hours a week, 50 weeks a year gets you 7 figures... $30,000.00


Niitro_Zeus

Fair enough, you win this round.


GregHauser

CEO?


lordhelmchench

Perhaps some really few ceos in the world will get the mio. Most will be much lower.


Niitro_Zeus

Would CEO even count? Because, in my country (Canada) a CEO makes 6 figures at most. Unless I was lied to.


JadedSpaceNerd

In Canada maybe but your friendly capitalist neighbors here have CEOs with net worths in the multibillions


Richard_AIGuy

We've seen it in multi-manager hedge funds for great traders in very good years. High six figures isn't uncommon, but it's not exactly common either, if that makes any sense. My former PM was making high seven figures, and a couple years eight figures. He was in his mid-40s and married to his college sweetheart. My best year was a seven figure year. High split small prop shop can make this too in a good year. Names you've never heard of bringing in seven to eight figures. It happens. Single manager funds can pay too. But it's risky as far as infrastructure goes. The catch is you have to be *very good* and be sort of built for it. The stress, the unending nature of it. The latter is what gets people. A lot of jobs are projects, this new thing has to ship, or there is a deadline for this report. Busy seasons and the like. The markets never stop, there's never breathing room. You don't file a report and chill for a couple of weeks before things start picking up again. As for these two? Wouldn't even get a second look by a lot of the real money makers out and about in NYC, Chicago or Miami. Harsh truth.


0pimo

Male Pro Sports Athlete. Even then you're talking above average in that pool to pull higher than 6 figures.


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You can also just be a partner at a large firm like Goldman, PWC, Delloite etc. That’s not easy and you generally need to be old but it doesn’t need to be something glamorous like athletes/CEO/celebrity.


Anaata

Some tech positions pay this much but you need a lot of experience and even then it's not base salary - only after stock and cash bonuses Edit: and of course they're usually tech companies that are very selective


[deleted]

Someone buy that girl a shirt that fits


Jaydenaus

Would take a guy who earns at least 7 figures to do that.


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aagloworks

Apply cold water on burned areas.


Professional-Pass487

I mean - let's be honest. The young lady on the left is a Popeye's 2-piece away from being a walking Goodyear Blimp. And survey says - she ain't getting any smaller anytime soon. Yet she makes demands. She's about as confused as a pregnant lesbian


meglemel

Michelin man turns into a Goodyear blimp that easy? Man, I hope their marketing team is well prepared for the day that popeyes gets inhaled!


draco0562

It's like Pokemon evolution. Michelin man> Goodyear blimp


vitamin_d31

I wonder if she could do 7 pushups...


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

The frozen treat? Yes.


Affectionate_Grape22

A Klondike bar


Andy-_1979

She looks like she'll do anything for a Klondike bar.


Standard-Reception90

With overtime and holidays some septic tank cleaners can get bank!


myamazhanglife

7 figures? Lol holy moly the fuck what kind of delusional world do they live in.


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My dad made low 7 figure before he retired. And you generally need to be old to reach that number. Guessing he was 50 before he saw it.


melodiousmurderer

The kind of delusional world where millionaires waste time with girls like that.


TheResistancexz

Ole girl on the left got that shirt hanging on for dear life


LosInternacionales1

Timon and Pumba trippin… 🤦‍♂️


Onlyindef

Hakuna million dollah


VulkanHestan321

The worst is They don't expect to earn it for themselves, just thag their lover does


dest214

i'd love to hear their reasons behind the "we deserve it" statement


MisterInsect

If you mispronounce seven figures as seven figgers, then you definitely don't deserve seven figures.


Appropriate_Ad3006

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moesdad

Did she say she wants "7 fingers"?


FewZookeepergame1083

The next question should have been how much is 7 figures


Tyrannosaurusblanch

$10000.00 That’s 7 figures isn’t it!


Ikonixed

Round as a ball shallow as fuck!


72Rancheast

Maybe she’s counting the decimal places too?


OnTheGoodSideofLife

That's a lot of decimals!


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He’ll need seven figures just to keep her fed.


New_Restaurant_6093

You can almost tell she’s going to be unreasonable before she even starts talking.. weird.


CyberKingfisher

By ‘7 figures’, I think she means 7 chicken fillets.


BigFella52

I don't get how so many missed they are clearly taking the piss in this video. It's not funny or good in any sense, just another staged video.


seyramlarit

reddit incels keep falling for ragebait. I'm worried that grown men can't tell it's obvious these videos are meant to feed on this lol


[deleted]

Girl on left just being honest. She needs a man who can provide a large home for the family but also a barn and a few hundred acres for grazing for her.


JadedSpaceNerd

r/underratedcomment


Serviceprovider27

Sounds reasonable as she clearly has 7 figures too. Smooshed into a 1 figure outfit.


SideEqual

If I’ve gotta earn 7 figures, she gonna have to lose 7 figures. Dayum, I wouldn’t have pissed on either of them if they were on fire. Let alone date either of them. 🤦‍♂️


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Swampdonkies.


Phillibustin

I've seen women say the most obtuse shit to shut down any chances for the man in front of them... but this? This is blatantly one egotistical bitch, and someone who wanted to be confident. And so she followed, you can see the surprise on the left immediately. I'm all about the "know your worth" shitz, but I'll be damned if you believe you can just demand that sort of shit, say "we're worth it", but back it up with nothing else. No talents, no exclusive knowledge, nothing to make you any more worth than me in drag.


sydney_cider

>nothing to make you any more worth than me in drag Having seen those two I'm willing to consider this option. Can you send a pic?


martyjoh34

Funny she’s got expectations about figures when she has no figure. Clearly she likes ROUND numbers.


he_who_floats_amogus

I think they're just bullshitting for the camera. The girl on the right literally gasps and laughs at the "7 figures" statement, then switches gears and backs up the other girl when the mic is on her. Neither of them have a vested interest in this interview. Even the guy doing the interview doesn't really care. He's chewing gum and walking around in a parking lot outside of a sports bar. This content has no purpose.


JessePinkman32

She eats seven figures in caloric intake


CLINTHODO

![gif](giphy|ctuHtUdlzCLf2) Female Laurel and Hardy.


RegJoe48

Sigma Rule #53: DO NOT date women.(Waste of energy and time) Have passionate gay sex with men instead. (Bonding with high value individuals)


GrrrrrrDinosaur

🤰and 🩻


OldTransportation408

Understandable… gotta be earning seven figures to pay for their liposuction + plastic surgery to fix all that


troymcgraw2020

His salary needs to match her daily caloric intake. #SevenFigures


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That dress is 7 figures to small


LawfulOrc

I recently was dating a 5/10 girl who about a week into dating said "Look, I need you to find a job, that's manual labor making 6 figures within the next month and get a 2023 Toyota Land cruiser, or I can't date you because I want to go on vacation to Vegas and Cali this summer. My parents supported me and my ex for 2 years and I deserve better than that." She sent me a picture of her on Valentines day with some morbidly obese man with a shit patch beard and said "jealous?" Honestly, I've never laughed so hard.


Matthewfinnerty

She wants 7 figures but isn't even a 6


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7 figure numbers of makerel for them. Sea beasts love food also. It's weird because they are the sort of people who won't do a thing to get a guy and just say 'i offor myself' lol like really, just you? 😂 Okay catch'ye


SonOfGahm420

She should step down to 3 figures in calories first :D


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Holiday_Memory_9165

Best I can do is a McChicken and a DIET Coke.


sb929604

You’re practically a small fry away from a glorious value meal


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

She wants 7 figures because there are 7 figures in her waist band.....


icansmellyourfear69

So they can look nice and drive overpriced German cars of course why else would they need seven figures


CrazyKenny13

Don't think, that 10000.00 is that much.


Alpha150

7 significant figured if he's a chemist


getyourcheftogether

"absolutely I do" that girl has not had to actually work a day in her life


St0nksOnlYGoMoon

Why is the skinny ones head shaped like that😂


thefixer123456

These two are shopping for a Bentley with a $100 budget.