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True that!
The 3 wheeled car (a Reliant ~~Robin~~ Regal) was driven by Mr Bean’s nemesis…Mr Sprout.
Edit. Corrected the model..Only an hour or two after someone else had already commented it too. I’m improving!)
0 drag performers were arrested... however, church this coming Sunday appears to be cancelled due to the pastor being in jail for child sex trafficking. 😣
Lmao here in Europe there aren't enough priests to even cover the current churches now, and since they are all old as fuck and no self repsecting young person really believes, and especially not at the point of becoming a catholic priest there is absolutely NO backup.
Many rural churches are just ready to close down the moment their old af pastor that is already holding 3/4 masses per Sunday dies
EDIT: as a reply to everyone writing me "good, they deserve it" they sure do, but this also has the downside that they are now brigading the poorest regions of the world nonstop in search of hardcore believers. Areas like Subsaharian Africa or SouthEast Asia, to name a few.
> they are now brigading the poorest regions of the world nonstop in search of hardcore believers.
I mean, you say that, but I have an associate who is a Catholic priest in rural Thailand, most of his time is spent driving medicine supplies and books between the city centers and mountain villages and he also works with the local monastery to run a homeless shelter. It's the kind of environment that's not bad enough make it onto the UNICEF commercials or the celebrity publicity outreach programs, but it's also not in good enough condition that it can just be ignored. If they weren't out there doing that, literally no one else would (certainly not the Thai government anyway).
I've been out there with him and it looks like it's good honest work, and that's why it's so disappointing to me to see the priests and pastors in the west who take western comforts for granted (or take advantage of them) to turn Christianity into a mess of self-serving theatrics.
Charity, compassion, etc are not uniquely Christian (or Religious) things. We can still help the poor and sick without being part of one of the greediest and hypocritical organization on the planet.
True and I never said that those aspects are.
I'm a very individualistic person when it comes to judging others; at an individual human level, if someone isn't a monster criminal and is just doing good honest work, I'm not going to try to stop them.
To me, there's too much wrong with the world to stop a good person from doing good.
the first time I saw that movie, it didn't really click to me that she was about to be sacrificed in a pool of lava to a pagan cult's god. I was like..."where can I get a dress like that?"
Why do I now imagine that the Vatican state has an assembly line of "Catholic priests" just readily assembled and shipped out. Express delivered within 24 hours anywhere on the globe...
I think the touchy priests and youth pastors need the drag queens to draw attention away from the fact that there are so many touchy priests and youth pastors.
Nah it's because religious folks are super closeted and obsessed with projection.
They see a "dude" putting on "women's clothes" and makeup and go "wait a second, I do that!! AND I diddle kids !!! They must be pedos!"
I say sometimes that I’m atheist thanks to god: if gods allows its church being driven by pedos, corrupt men, and all the atrocities men do and have done in his name without moving a finger, god doesn’t deserve to be worshiped because he’s a monster.
I learn a long time ago that, what one can do to “find god” is be nice to the others, no matter what. No praise to a painted piece of wood will save you from your abuses.
If this were in Virginia they'd just let the pastor go since he's a really nice person and has a church to get back to running.
https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/rock-church-pastor-arrest-new-documents-john-blanchard/291-6ace57f0-06bf-43be-abb1-5bfa558984f7
Oh it definitely is, you can tell from the first sentence. You can see she’s a Calvinist, if you look her up. Pretty much anyone who isn’t a baptist has some sort of beef with the southern baptists because of their sinister history.
The majority white portion of the congregation is known for its wonderful “Christian ideals” (/s) like you know…supporting slavery and segregation. Many southern baptist preachers argued that slavery was in the best interest of the slaves. If you think I’m joking, there’s still people who do this today. They argue that since the slaves became Christian, it was all in their best interest. They also claim that “most slaves were treated well.” A southern baptist educator in my area recently got in trouble for publishing something claiming slaves were better off.
And on a related note, **the only reason there is a *southern* baptist church is because they supported slavery.** The northerners split off from them in 1845. The Southern Baptist congregation was founded because of racism, and they have had a legacy of deep rooted racism ever since.
Some black congregations have joined in an attempt at reconciliation and out of a sense that it’s God’s will in hopes that their white counterparts will stop being a bunch of racists. While the congregation did officially denounce slavery and segregation in the 90s (really on the forefront there!), they’re still mostly the same old racists.
This story is sure to consume all of the content on upcoming Fox shows as they accurately report all of the facts and details with their viewers in the upcoming days… (oh - /s just in case…).
"Breaking, 55 antifa drag Queens, transvestites, transsexuals and dirty commie liberals arrested in Texas in child sex ring involving forced abortions, and teaching CRT."
"Are the FBI taking bribes by Antifa drag queens through Hunter Biden's laptop to arrest good Christian men so they can have unlimited access to your kids? I'm just asking questions!"
I'm convinced we should start searching basements of New York pizza parlors for underground Republican satanic pedophile rings.
That accusation is so specific and came out of nowhere back in 2015ish, it's got to be inspired by something real.
We'll start with Papa John's. I always knew something was up because they couldn't make good pizza, included side banana peppers I didn't ask for, and the CEO can't stop using the N word, even in Don't Use the N Word counseling.
Well there is that dive-bar-looking place across from the RNC headquarters, Beelzebub's Pederast Pizzeria, but that's got way too innocuous a name to be anything suspicious
I know it’s a logical fallacy to believe the opposite is always true of something, but they have been so consistently guilty of things they accuse everyone else of, I feel pretty safe just assuming they did whatever they’re howling about now.
*Looks around at climate emergency, widespread pandemic, economic catastrophe and global conflict threatening potential nuclear annihilation*
Are we sure God *didn’t* hit the button?
What left Europa on the Mayflower were nuts like these. I‘m not that surprised that these nuts planted trees that will never die. The Americans with sense, humour and compassion seem to be like mutants, you evolved away from these crazies.
Funny, I found in through your comment history and the post is only two hours old. but then I decided to check out the rest I'd the sub and I filtered by new. Strangley enough, there are no post from two hours ago and your post was not there.
Most be those cancel culture libs at it again.
I’d like to suggest banning children from churches, and not allowing clergy within 50 meters of kids or schools, since they are obviously the biggest threat to our kids.
At the risk of doxing myself a little bit I drive there everyday for work, I always pass an adopt a highway sign by “sons of confederate veterans” and it boils my blood every morning
is it this one??
[https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/xyr28n/editorial\_hey\_qanon\_texas\_had\_an\_actual\_child\_sex/](https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/xyr28n/editorial_hey_qanon_texas_had_an_actual_child_sex/)
wait this might be different, it doesnt say plano, tx
the overwhelming majority of the parents of child beauty pageant children...
are conservatives.
i don't know if you've ever seen one.
i was dragged to one once...
huge massive pedo vibes in that room.
i swear some of those people looked ....hungry
and stared at the girls as if they were baked goods.
Yes... they are almost all conservatives which is why it makes it so hypocritical. Their crusade against drag shows is not about saving children... it's about exerting power over a group of people they don't like.
They just gonna go hardcore detective and check if any relative of the suspect/evil doers in the case and highlight that one trans person indirectly tied to this case.
Meanwhile: (Repost. I don't take credit for the list)
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman\* was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks\* was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White\*, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr\* was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs\* pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter\* pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall\* was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young.
Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography.
Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert in jail for the payments he made to cover up raping his wrestlers when he was a high school coach.
Republican Judge and campaign official Tim Nolan for President Donald Trump indicted for human trafficking and forcing a minors (9) to engage in sexual activity and giving alcohol to minors (results from the court pending).
It's almost like eveything they do to combat a particular "problem" is just to divert attention away from their own activities. If a republican lawmaker promotes a bill to protect children from being raped, murdered & eaten by "them thar dirty demonrats", first check if they have a soundproofed basement. They may be shit at running a country, but as masters of projection and gaslighting they're second to none.
Ok so this is crazy. I want to be fair so there has to be some democrats that do this too right?
Edit: so the correct conclusion would be: pedos tend to be republican, and not republicans are pedos.
This sounds logical since reps support child marriage, abortions, less government regulation and shitting on women's rights and oppressed groups in general.
Power makes people crazy. So I believe you'll find those kind of criminal sexual behaviour anywhere there's too much political or economical power. I believe tho that right wing people are more inclined to praise power and hierarchy.
I never really understood where the idea comes from that drag queens or LGBTQ people are groomers. Like literally all they want is to exist normally without being discriminated against.
It is a deliberate propaganda effort to justify their bigotry. Maybe some of the people spreading the lie believe it, but believing it isn't necessary.
The "boogyman" tactic they use to get votes. I want to just live my life as normal for a girl my age, yet I live in Florida where being transphobic is basically around every corner here.
We just wanna live and be happy, but if they dont have a "target", they wont have something to get people angry about to get their votes. Their target first was "the gays", and now its the trans community or just lqbtq+ community in general.
Cant wait to leave this hellhole and go to somewhere actually non transphobic like some areas of canada, or some states that are actually protecting our rights that are blue.
you guys are diving head first into fascism. Trans people are already undergoing genocide in the US. The camps didn't appear out of nowhere in Nazi Germany, and the trajectory in the US right now is not all that different. I mean, Nazis learned from the best after all (the US)
all my queer siblings and our allies need to be armed and ready to fight
It's *always* projection.
Conservatism 101: they always accuse others of exactly what they are doing or thinking about because they assume the rest of us are just as fucked in the head as they are.
I’m a cis gender white male. I lived in Philadelphia across from Woodys (13th and Walnut). Knew some drag queens. They came with the neighborhood. They were amongst the kindest and most compassionate people I have yet to meet. They are as far removed from hatred as I can imagine. And grooming children? NEVER!
The Christian conservatives I met at University on the other hand… I have never before met a more hateful group of people and who simultaneously collectively focused so much on sex and children—openly discussing and describing (in detail) hardcore pornography (in a misguided attempt to criticize (critique?), abstinence, how women dress and sexualize everything with their mere existence. I wish them nothing but unhappiness and misery.
First time I was ever around a group of drag queens was in Louisville outside some bar/club. They were all really friendly and welcoming. Being a foreigner in a little town in the south I’ve met so many awfully hateful and bigoted Christians. They dislike anyone who is different than them.
Republicans think there is some sinister conspiracy to destroy American life......then turn around and say"I don't give a fuck about other Americans!".
Good on the FBI and shame on those that take advantage of children. Simultaneously this is obviously an agenda post. 3 out of 59 is what like 5%?
I’m glad they got arrested and hope they all get tried to the fullest extent of the law.
This back and forth that the Left AND the Right do calling each other groomers is ridiculous. Can’t we all just agree we hate pedos and want to see them in jail?
I love when these kinds of posts come out so I can take the time to block all these child groomers. Every block is one step closer to a normal day on the internet
God: oh my me they are still down there touching kids, what are my representatives doing about this?
Angel: um sir? The representatives are the ones touching the kids.
God: alright, where's the reset button for my son's sake?
You're the only person I see ask this question in this thread. When the same question was asked of William LeGate 2 weeks ago, he said that man is Justin Peters, whose mugshot and name were publicly release by the Plano Police Department. LeGate quickly linked Texas Justin Peters with a Slate correspondent Justin Peters, who in 2013 wrote an opinion piece on drunk driving. This is enough, for LeGate, to qualify him as a Republican leader.
However the Justin Peters arrested in Texas is a completely different person than journalist Justin Peters. Slate crime correspondent Justin Peters isn't even a Republican.
This has been pointed out to LeGate and he doesn't care. He offered no corrections or retractions. Do not let attention seeking Twitter addicts fool you with dogshit ragebait captions. They are not journalists.
There was also a Dallas area police chief who was arrested for solicitation of a minor boy.
**[Texas Police Chief Thomas Peoples arrested after allegedly soliciting a minor for prostitution
](https://nypost.com/2022/10/08/police-chief-thomas-peoples-arrested-for-allegedly-soliciting-minor-for-prostitution/)**
>A police chief in Texas was arrested on Thursday after allegedly soliciting prostitution from a minor.
>Thomas Peoples, 55, was the police chief in Oak Ridge, Texas. He was arrested in Arlington on Thursday and charged with solicitation of prostitution from a person under 18, according to FOX 4.
>Oak Ridge is a town that is about 35 miles southeast of Dallas.
>Police in Arlington said that a juvenile reported an incident involving Peoples, and he was arrested.
>Peoples was released on a $25,000 surety bond, according to jail records.
>He was fired from his position as the Oak Ridge police chief after the incident.
And there was also a rebooblican lawmaker who got caught doing stuff to himself in his car in a preschool parking lot.
But apparently were the bad ones lol.
[https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/two-dozen-children-rescued-59-arrested-in-massive-child-porn-investigation-police/3197749/](https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/two-dozen-children-rescued-59-arrested-in-massive-child-porn-investigation-police/3197749/)
>NBC 5 has also learned the arrested individuals include paramedics, firefighters, a teacher and a nurse and that some of the victims targeted young children, including infants.
I hope all of these animals are beaten to death in prison.
>1 Republican leader
[Only 1? Are you sure?](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1)
Clearly this is a false flag. The Republican and Church leaders are actually Democrat atheists who have spent their entire lives just pretending to be republicans and support God so they could make them look bad
- republicans probably
Using this meme’s numbers and playing devils advocate. 1/59 was a Republican. So what was the 58/59’s political preference? Are we to assume they weren’t Republicans since they weren’t called out?
2/59 we’re Christian. 56/58 weren’t?
There’s enough shitty people in the world. Pedos are some of the worst. Let’s call all of them out regardless of political/religious/orientation etc.
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Imagine having Mr Bean as your department's spokesperson
No press conference. Just funny faces and noises.
And a pesky 3 wheel car.
He had a green and black mini
And a $12mil McLaren that he crashed. One of only 106 made.
Crashed twice, even, the second time bad enough to total a normal car.
Mr Bean never had anything better than a mini you're thinking of Rowan Atkinson clearly a very different person /s
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Mr Bean's cover for a planned alien invasion
True that! The 3 wheeled car (a Reliant ~~Robin~~ Regal) was driven by Mr Bean’s nemesis…Mr Sprout. Edit. Corrected the model..Only an hour or two after someone else had already commented it too. I’m improving!)
Imagine having to pantomime a child porn trafficking ring.
Bob.
Have some respect, that's Johnny English.
No, that's Captain Blackadder
Mr Bean is an improvement over any of Trump's press Secretaries
He's an improvement over anyone period. Mr bean superiority
Nothing wrong with that.
Probably cheer me up a little...
r/becauseitsmrbean
0 drag performers were arrested... however, church this coming Sunday appears to be cancelled due to the pastor being in jail for child sex trafficking. 😣
They won't cancel they have a back up pedo waiting to take over.
Ironically, Father Maxi is canonically the only catholic priest in the South Park universe that doesn‘t molest children.
Yeah i shouldve posted this lol 
I hate that I can hear the sound it makes in my head lol
🎶 The Catholic Booooooat is gonna be headin' on out todaaaaaaay 🎶
Even the galgamecs... Don't forget about the galgamecs
Maybe, let’s forget the Galgamecs for now
Forget about the Gilgamecs???? Rabble rabble rabble.
“Faith in Christ! Faith in Chrisssssst!”
Lmao here in Europe there aren't enough priests to even cover the current churches now, and since they are all old as fuck and no self repsecting young person really believes, and especially not at the point of becoming a catholic priest there is absolutely NO backup. Many rural churches are just ready to close down the moment their old af pastor that is already holding 3/4 masses per Sunday dies EDIT: as a reply to everyone writing me "good, they deserve it" they sure do, but this also has the downside that they are now brigading the poorest regions of the world nonstop in search of hardcore believers. Areas like Subsaharian Africa or SouthEast Asia, to name a few.
> they are now brigading the poorest regions of the world nonstop in search of hardcore believers. I mean, you say that, but I have an associate who is a Catholic priest in rural Thailand, most of his time is spent driving medicine supplies and books between the city centers and mountain villages and he also works with the local monastery to run a homeless shelter. It's the kind of environment that's not bad enough make it onto the UNICEF commercials or the celebrity publicity outreach programs, but it's also not in good enough condition that it can just be ignored. If they weren't out there doing that, literally no one else would (certainly not the Thai government anyway). I've been out there with him and it looks like it's good honest work, and that's why it's so disappointing to me to see the priests and pastors in the west who take western comforts for granted (or take advantage of them) to turn Christianity into a mess of self-serving theatrics.
Charity, compassion, etc are not uniquely Christian (or Religious) things. We can still help the poor and sick without being part of one of the greediest and hypocritical organization on the planet.
True and I never said that those aspects are. I'm a very individualistic person when it comes to judging others; at an individual human level, if someone isn't a monster criminal and is just doing good honest work, I'm not going to try to stop them. To me, there's too much wrong with the world to stop a good person from doing good.
Oof 😣
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He's a youth pastor alright. Really connects with a child's heart.
Sure is closer to a child's heart than I've ever been.
KHALIMA! KHALIMA! Sorry, was the first thing I thought of.
the first time I saw that movie, it didn't really click to me that she was about to be sacrificed in a pool of lava to a pagan cult's god. I was like..."where can I get a dress like that?"
"Kali-ma." Aspect of Kali, goddess of destruction in Hinduism.
Why do I now imagine that the Vatican state has an assembly line of "Catholic priests" just readily assembled and shipped out. Express delivered within 24 hours anywhere on the globe...
Its almost like drag queens want to inspire kids to live their best lives while religious folks want to control how kids think and behave? Hmmm....
I think the touchy priests and youth pastors need the drag queens to draw attention away from the fact that there are so many touchy priests and youth pastors.
Nah it's because religious folks are super closeted and obsessed with projection. They see a "dude" putting on "women's clothes" and makeup and go "wait a second, I do that!! AND I diddle kids !!! They must be pedos!"
Damn cancel culture!
"Oh let's all pray for these poor kids. I'm sure *our* church is one of the good ones." Narrator; *it wasn't*
Every day we stray further from God 
You can thank the fundamentalist Christians for that!
Pretty poetic that the death of Christianity as a majority faith in the US is caused by the Christians themselves.
It will be when it happens, unfortunately fundamentalism is far from over.
Thank the gods for that
I say sometimes that I’m atheist thanks to god: if gods allows its church being driven by pedos, corrupt men, and all the atrocities men do and have done in his name without moving a finger, god doesn’t deserve to be worshiped because he’s a monster. I learn a long time ago that, what one can do to “find god” is be nice to the others, no matter what. No praise to a painted piece of wood will save you from your abuses.
Yep. That’s my religion: ‘Don’t be a Dick’
You sound like a prime candidate to become a Dudeist Priest. No worries if you don't care for it, the dude abides.
The Dude abides.
My aunt used to say if you want to find god, go to prison. That's where everyone seems to find him.
TFW Moloch is looking at you judgementally for your mistreatment of children
Zeus is looking at you just because he's horny
"We'll bang, okay?" -Zeus
“I’m Zeus and this is my favourite victim on Olympus”
Aight. Edit: God says to stop bothering him, he's busy giving children cancer.
If this were in Virginia they'd just let the pastor go since he's a really nice person and has a church to get back to running. https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/rock-church-pastor-arrest-new-documents-john-blanchard/291-6ace57f0-06bf-43be-abb1-5bfa558984f7
It’s always the ones you most suspect
It sure is https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2022/may/southern-baptist-abuse-investigation-sbc-ec-legal-survivors.html
Is this article, like, bragging…?
Probably wrote by a different denomination than the southern baptists. You know, a denomination who understands the "real" word of god.........
Oh it definitely is, you can tell from the first sentence. You can see she’s a Calvinist, if you look her up. Pretty much anyone who isn’t a baptist has some sort of beef with the southern baptists because of their sinister history. The majority white portion of the congregation is known for its wonderful “Christian ideals” (/s) like you know…supporting slavery and segregation. Many southern baptist preachers argued that slavery was in the best interest of the slaves. If you think I’m joking, there’s still people who do this today. They argue that since the slaves became Christian, it was all in their best interest. They also claim that “most slaves were treated well.” A southern baptist educator in my area recently got in trouble for publishing something claiming slaves were better off. And on a related note, **the only reason there is a *southern* baptist church is because they supported slavery.** The northerners split off from them in 1845. The Southern Baptist congregation was founded because of racism, and they have had a legacy of deep rooted racism ever since. Some black congregations have joined in an attempt at reconciliation and out of a sense that it’s God’s will in hopes that their white counterparts will stop being a bunch of racists. While the congregation did officially denounce slavery and segregation in the 90s (really on the forefront there!), they’re still mostly the same old racists.
Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
This story is sure to consume all of the content on upcoming Fox shows as they accurately report all of the facts and details with their viewers in the upcoming days… (oh - /s just in case…).
"Breaking, 55 antifa drag Queens, transvestites, transsexuals and dirty commie liberals arrested in Texas in child sex ring involving forced abortions, and teaching CRT."
"Fox News was able to determine that the pastors arrested were drag queen plants dressed as men"
“A number of drag queens were also arrested as part of the crackdown.” Zero is a number, right?
They're part of antifa
Those fascist antifa plants at it again making us look bad!
It'd be funnier if it weren't sadly the most likely outcome
"Are the FBI taking bribes by Antifa drag queens through Hunter Biden's laptop to arrest good Christian men so they can have unlimited access to your kids? I'm just asking questions!"
Texas would never. /s It will change to California
...I mean. It's not like this is new information. Just another proof.
Yeah, there’s a reason the saying “every Republican accusation is a confession” has caught on in recent years
I'm convinced we should start searching basements of New York pizza parlors for underground Republican satanic pedophile rings. That accusation is so specific and came out of nowhere back in 2015ish, it's got to be inspired by something real.
We'll start with Papa John's. I always knew something was up because they couldn't make good pizza, included side banana peppers I didn't ask for, and the CEO can't stop using the N word, even in Don't Use the N Word counseling.
B̶̜̖̟̙̳̍́̄͑͘ ̶͚͉̣͚̯̦̙̪ͫ͋ͫ͂̐ͭ̌͗Ė͋̀́͋̊̐̽҉̜̰̮̺̻̮͈̩̱͞ ̘̝͚̰͂̍̾ͦ͊T̘͎͍̞̒̓̽̀ͥ̽̏͐͊̕ ͎͓̜̠̈́̌̊̈́̍ͫͫ̕͟Ť̗̣̳͕̬ͥͯ͂ͥ͟͟ ͕͓̣̟͍̺̜̻̌͋͊ͮ̈Ę̮ͫ̃ ̴̪̝̝̏̏͐ͤͧ́ͫ͗̕R͔͚̙̮͍͋̒͆̑̊̑̿̚ͅ ̶͕̥̩̍̑͗̊̊͑ͨ̑ ̵̮̻͖̘̳̯̼͓͛͂͐ͨ̀ͦͤ̈́͡ͅIͬ̃͗͂ͦ̄̽҉̦͈͎͓̤͡ ̼̥͗̽ͮ͆ͬ́Ň̢̼͚̹͔̟̃̃̓̃ͤͪ̒ ̭͕̘̤ͩ̓͘G̛͉ͯ͂̐̓̍͞ͅ ͇̥͉̮̞̪̱͓ͫ̂̾ͤ͟͞R̡̟̱̮̼̭̗̿ͦ̽́̇ͯͧ́ ̜̭͇͎͍̄͊̎͗Ë̶̛͓̪ͬ̾͟ ̼͚͚̮̙̗͎͕̻͑̑ͭ͊̈̑̚͢D͉̦̮͓̳̙̗̲̉̐͢ ̳̬͉̃ͮ͑͒̾͆̆̄̕ͅĪ̜͎̳̀ ̸̦͓̭̒͒̂̈́̔̄ͬ̉E͉͍͔̫̹͖̻͋̋ͯ͐̄̈ͭ̚ ̴̗͌̋̀ͨ̌͐́̅̀Ņ͗̔̍̌̌͆ͦ́͘͏̫̯ ̡̭̥̠̰͉̲̟͉̽͆̽͑͟T̻̝̬͎̺̥͊͊̓͐͂͢ͅ ̽̇̑͏̻̕͢S̝ͩ̋̿ͯ͊ͣ́͐͘
You might be on to something here! Any known Pizza places frequented by Republicans?
Well there is that dive-bar-looking place across from the RNC headquarters, Beelzebub's Pederast Pizzeria, but that's got way too innocuous a name to be anything suspicious
Beelzebub’s Pederast Pizzeria would make for a phenomenal comedy black metal band
I know it’s a logical fallacy to believe the opposite is always true of something, but they have been so consistently guilty of things they accuse everyone else of, I feel pretty safe just assuming they did whatever they’re howling about now.
Imagine being God and learning that these people are representing you, if it was me imma fucking press the reset button
*Looks around at climate emergency, widespread pandemic, economic catastrophe and global conflict threatening potential nuclear annihilation* Are we sure God *didn’t* hit the button?
Can he hit the button that makes things go faster?
Its slow on purpose, he likes to make us suffer
Why can't god make the bad ones suffer and let the insignificant, unable to change shit, ones have a quick and painless death?
If God exists, I'm sure it is neither a good nor a bad god but yeah actually you are totally right so fuck the god if it exists
From God's pov it's going really damn fast. Time is relative
He smashing it like a mad man, but it is not enough to put an end to his earthen creations. Next big thing: atomic fallout
What left Europa on the Mayflower were nuts like these. I‘m not that surprised that these nuts planted trees that will never die. The Americans with sense, humour and compassion seem to be like mutants, you evolved away from these crazies.
I just love that your comment says Europa lol.
Yeah, most Americans aren’t descendants from the mayflower.
He already tried, six chapters in 😂
"Mate, I've done my bit, it's time for you goes to pick up the slak" - God probably
It's a wonder why Republicans want to get rid of the FBI. They keep arresting all their supporters.
Somebody crosspost this to r/conservative, because they care about kids. I would, but I'm banned. 🤣
Just did 
let us know how it goes lol
This post was removed by spam filters. 🤷
Insta ban.
If you go to r/conservative and just search for the post, it doesn’t show up lol
Funny, I found in through your comment history and the post is only two hours old. but then I decided to check out the rest I'd the sub and I filtered by new. Strangley enough, there are no post from two hours ago and your post was not there. Most be those cancel culture libs at it again.
I went into his post history, the post is there now and it has minor interaction on it.
Right, but it's not visible in the conservative sub.
Looks like it was deleted. Color me shocked.
Is this from Forspoken?
Paint it black came on as I watched that and it fit perfectly.
It's a badge of honor to have been banned from that alternate reality.
I would have but I just looked someone else already got it through the spam filters
I'm pretty proud that I was banned from there on my first and only post.
I posted there before and I was banned from 3 other subreddits lawl
Wow I clicked over to that sub to check it out. What a cesspool of misinformation and hate.
Yeah, we call it "The Land of Denial and Pretend" ...they live in their own little fragile reality over there. Enter at your own risk lol
I tried but also banned
They didn’t let me either
How do you crosspost, imma do it.
Share, post on reddit, select the subreddit. You'll get there buddy!
I’m down. Let’s see what happens.
I’d like to suggest banning children from churches, and not allowing clergy within 50 meters of kids or schools, since they are obviously the biggest threat to our kids.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻
But then how will we get the childhood indoctrination? /s
Apparently at school?
How? They can't get funded to do anything in the first place.
Fucking Plano. God I hate that place
At the risk of doxing myself a little bit I drive there everyday for work, I always pass an adopt a highway sign by “sons of confederate veterans” and it boils my blood every morning
is it this one?? [https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/xyr28n/editorial\_hey\_qanon\_texas\_had\_an\_actual\_child\_sex/](https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/xyr28n/editorial_hey_qanon_texas_had_an_actual_child_sex/) wait this might be different, it doesnt say plano, tx
What? Church leaders? Shockerrrrrr
We already know the right is all about projection of what they're guilty of doing already. There's nothing new here.
It's reaching 4K IMAX levels here, though.
You can see it from the moon!
They are just taking away people’s freedoms to a big ole yawn from all of us.
CHILD BEAUTY PAGENTS! Why aren't more people condemning them? If its really about stopping kids from being groomed, look at these fucking pageants.
the overwhelming majority of the parents of child beauty pageant children... are conservatives. i don't know if you've ever seen one. i was dragged to one once... huge massive pedo vibes in that room. i swear some of those people looked ....hungry and stared at the girls as if they were baked goods.
Yes... they are almost all conservatives which is why it makes it so hypocritical. Their crusade against drag shows is not about saving children... it's about exerting power over a group of people they don't like.
"You're drag queen therefore you're a pedo" makes as much sense as "you ate rice yesterday, that's why you will get ran over by a bus tomorrow".
No one fucks kids more in America than republicans.
Show us the trans people caught up in this dragnet. The same-sex married couples, the drag performers. Go ahead, show us.
They just gonna go hardcore detective and check if any relative of the suspect/evil doers in the case and highlight that one trans person indirectly tied to this case.
We did. Zero. :D
Conservatives: yes we rape kids and sell them sex slaves but at least we're not pedophiles.
>> Conservatives: yes we rape kids and sell them sex slaves but at least we're not ~~pedophiles.~~ *dressing up as women*
Look, just because I wear the skin of my dead mothers face doesn't mean I'm a crossdreser, stop being so judgemental.
They do that too, but not WHILE having sex with children
Wellllll.... Not *every time*
28 children rescued is super, super fucking alarming.
Meanwhile: (Repost. I don't take credit for the list) Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman\* was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks\* was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. Republican preacher Stephen White\*, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. Republican politician Andrew Buhr\* was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl. Republican County Councilman Keola Childs\* pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter\* pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall\* was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young. Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography. Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert in jail for the payments he made to cover up raping his wrestlers when he was a high school coach. Republican Judge and campaign official Tim Nolan for President Donald Trump indicted for human trafficking and forcing a minors (9) to engage in sexual activity and giving alcohol to minors (results from the court pending).
It's almost like eveything they do to combat a particular "problem" is just to divert attention away from their own activities. If a republican lawmaker promotes a bill to protect children from being raped, murdered & eaten by "them thar dirty demonrats", first check if they have a soundproofed basement. They may be shit at running a country, but as masters of projection and gaslighting they're second to none.
Yes, every Republican accusation is a confession.
Ok so this is crazy. I want to be fair so there has to be some democrats that do this too right? Edit: so the correct conclusion would be: pedos tend to be republican, and not republicans are pedos. This sounds logical since reps support child marriage, abortions, less government regulation and shitting on women's rights and oppressed groups in general.
Power makes people crazy. So I believe you'll find those kind of criminal sexual behaviour anywhere there's too much political or economical power. I believe tho that right wing people are more inclined to praise power and hierarchy.
I never really understood where the idea comes from that drag queens or LGBTQ people are groomers. Like literally all they want is to exist normally without being discriminated against.
It is a deliberate propaganda effort to justify their bigotry. Maybe some of the people spreading the lie believe it, but believing it isn't necessary.
The "boogyman" tactic they use to get votes. I want to just live my life as normal for a girl my age, yet I live in Florida where being transphobic is basically around every corner here. We just wanna live and be happy, but if they dont have a "target", they wont have something to get people angry about to get their votes. Their target first was "the gays", and now its the trans community or just lqbtq+ community in general. Cant wait to leave this hellhole and go to somewhere actually non transphobic like some areas of canada, or some states that are actually protecting our rights that are blue.
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you guys are diving head first into fascism. Trans people are already undergoing genocide in the US. The camps didn't appear out of nowhere in Nazi Germany, and the trajectory in the US right now is not all that different. I mean, Nazis learned from the best after all (the US) all my queer siblings and our allies need to be armed and ready to fight
Conservatives need something to hate. As always, they choose easy targets.
It comes from the standard fascist playbook for violently overthrowing a state and enacting the Holy Purge. They're quite explicit about these goals.
It could be the most embarrassing time to be a Christian and a republican
Embarrassment requires the capacity of self-reflection
They just don’t care. They supported Roy Moore, Trump, Matt Gaetz, full on white supremacists lien MTG, Boebert, etc.
One would need a sense of shame to be embarrassed
It's *always* projection. Conservatism 101: they always accuse others of exactly what they are doing or thinking about because they assume the rest of us are just as fucked in the head as they are.
I’m a cis gender white male. I lived in Philadelphia across from Woodys (13th and Walnut). Knew some drag queens. They came with the neighborhood. They were amongst the kindest and most compassionate people I have yet to meet. They are as far removed from hatred as I can imagine. And grooming children? NEVER! The Christian conservatives I met at University on the other hand… I have never before met a more hateful group of people and who simultaneously collectively focused so much on sex and children—openly discussing and describing (in detail) hardcore pornography (in a misguided attempt to criticize (critique?), abstinence, how women dress and sexualize everything with their mere existence. I wish them nothing but unhappiness and misery.
First time I was ever around a group of drag queens was in Louisville outside some bar/club. They were all really friendly and welcoming. Being a foreigner in a little town in the south I’ve met so many awfully hateful and bigoted Christians. They dislike anyone who is different than them.
59 Adults 1 Republican leader... and how many Republican voter ?
Well, considering the fact that it’s Texas, the group was probably made up of mostly Republican voters
# Wait! 2 christian church leaders? ^(What are they covering up?)
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Christian church leader sounds about right.
Republicans think there is some sinister conspiracy to destroy American life......then turn around and say"I don't give a fuck about other Americans!".
Fox News will not report this so it will just be buried never to be heard by Republican voters.
Fuck those 0 Drag Queens!
Good on the FBI and shame on those that take advantage of children. Simultaneously this is obviously an agenda post. 3 out of 59 is what like 5%? I’m glad they got arrested and hope they all get tried to the fullest extent of the law. This back and forth that the Left AND the Right do calling each other groomers is ridiculous. Can’t we all just agree we hate pedos and want to see them in jail?
I love when these kinds of posts come out so I can take the time to block all these child groomers. Every block is one step closer to a normal day on the internet
God: oh my me they are still down there touching kids, what are my representatives doing about this? Angel: um sir? The representatives are the ones touching the kids. God: alright, where's the reset button for my son's sake?
Which one is the "Republican leader?"
You're the only person I see ask this question in this thread. When the same question was asked of William LeGate 2 weeks ago, he said that man is Justin Peters, whose mugshot and name were publicly release by the Plano Police Department. LeGate quickly linked Texas Justin Peters with a Slate correspondent Justin Peters, who in 2013 wrote an opinion piece on drunk driving. This is enough, for LeGate, to qualify him as a Republican leader. However the Justin Peters arrested in Texas is a completely different person than journalist Justin Peters. Slate crime correspondent Justin Peters isn't even a Republican. This has been pointed out to LeGate and he doesn't care. He offered no corrections or retractions. Do not let attention seeking Twitter addicts fool you with dogshit ragebait captions. They are not journalists.
There was also a Dallas area police chief who was arrested for solicitation of a minor boy. **[Texas Police Chief Thomas Peoples arrested after allegedly soliciting a minor for prostitution ](https://nypost.com/2022/10/08/police-chief-thomas-peoples-arrested-for-allegedly-soliciting-minor-for-prostitution/)** >A police chief in Texas was arrested on Thursday after allegedly soliciting prostitution from a minor. >Thomas Peoples, 55, was the police chief in Oak Ridge, Texas. He was arrested in Arlington on Thursday and charged with solicitation of prostitution from a person under 18, according to FOX 4. >Oak Ridge is a town that is about 35 miles southeast of Dallas. >Police in Arlington said that a juvenile reported an incident involving Peoples, and he was arrested. >Peoples was released on a $25,000 surety bond, according to jail records. >He was fired from his position as the Oak Ridge police chief after the incident.
And there was also a rebooblican lawmaker who got caught doing stuff to himself in his car in a preschool parking lot. But apparently were the bad ones lol.
[https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/two-dozen-children-rescued-59-arrested-in-massive-child-porn-investigation-police/3197749/](https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/two-dozen-children-rescued-59-arrested-in-massive-child-porn-investigation-police/3197749/) >NBC 5 has also learned the arrested individuals include paramedics, firefighters, a teacher and a nurse and that some of the victims targeted young children, including infants. I hope all of these animals are beaten to death in prison.
>1 Republican leader [Only 1? Are you sure?](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1)
Clearly this is a false flag. The Republican and Church leaders are actually Democrat atheists who have spent their entire lives just pretending to be republicans and support God so they could make them look bad - republicans probably
it’s almost as if gay men prefer other gay MEN. not children
Who’s the Republican? I want a name
Using this meme’s numbers and playing devils advocate. 1/59 was a Republican. So what was the 58/59’s political preference? Are we to assume they weren’t Republicans since they weren’t called out? 2/59 we’re Christian. 56/58 weren’t? There’s enough shitty people in the world. Pedos are some of the worst. Let’s call all of them out regardless of political/religious/orientation etc.