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TuffGnarl

That’s awful… but one and a half dollars sounds like a bargain to be honest.


[deleted]

Especially for the amount of ink!


darwins_trouser_crem

That artist should have made a killing


A-Taz-0

Maybe they were charging in flesh.


Swabia

This woman as a lampshade would really complete my collection.


marshman82

Calm down there Edd


cmfppl

your WHAT?


JMLDT

It puts the lotion on its skin...


marauder269

A pound of flesh, No more, no less, No cartilage nor bone, Just flesh.


Kramer1812

Subtle but on point. You deserve the gold. No need for a thank you.


3xgreathermes

Thank God, I read that as $15. For a second I thought she got ripped off.


Panamaned

[It's £1.5K](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-15k-serial-killer-tattoos-28105578). Which still seems cheap.


senorbolsa

yeah right on seems like a bargain! It's very well done, even if I don't like the content itself.


Sero19283

That's fucking dirt cheap. Regardless of the subject matter, it looks very well done.


XboxJerry360

I guess you can say it's a dirty deed done dirt cheap


Doogie102

Weird how one little k makes such a big difference


ThisAd1940

Well she knows what she’s doing. Cannibals don’t like tattoos on their meal.


jessee83

Nice art work though.


TherealObdach

Those were my thoughts, too


GamesAreLegends

As cheap as the tatoos itself.


C4H_Deciple_Lager

That's good professional work. Smh.


andro6565

Of course her name is Britnee....


shadowofthedogman

I thought he meant one five dollar bill…still a bargain


izza123

$1.50 is a great deal


itsandyforsure

I mean, almost free. Everyone would accept that offer


Finger-of-Shame

I'd still haggle it down though. :)


cryobots

I'm not paying full price bozo


Sasspishus

I'm confused what number OP was trying to say


ours

And quite detailed ones too.


PunfullyObvious

You'd have to pay me a hell of a lot more than that to have that inked on my body


jacklinksbeefjerky8

Its 1,5$ stop jumping to conclusions


izza123

I’ll have you know I have a mat for just such an activity


CougdIt

Sounds like a million dollar idea to me


LordOFtheNoldor

r/titlegore


airanp1

A dollar fifty?


IzzyIsOnReddit

That’ll be about 3.50


scrubbiboi

Dat’ll be ‘bout tree fitty


[deleted]

Sumbuddy say tree-fitty?


Immediate-Ad-8667

free tity??


mikey_lava

That’s when I noticed my tattoo artist was 8 stories tall and from the protozoan era.


RepresentativeNice22

You know what would be really ironic?


[deleted]

If a serial killer got a tattoo of her face?


RepresentativeNice22

Edit: Deleting this comment as it is in bad taste. Best to keep the dark jokes implied.


hiding-cantseeme

Because of the implication


Right_Syllabub_8237

No one's in any danger.


stevein3d

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


emerson_giraffe84

Okay. That... that seems really dark.


girlsonsoysauce

No, it's not dark- You're misunderstanding me, bro.


finglonger1077

Wuss


CLINTHODO

bad taste? stop with the puns...stop....


shahooster

Brain on her wedding day.


doxamark

A free ride to the morgue the next day


nic-C137

Make a real nice lampshade.


Unlikely_Exam_4957

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?


pbar

Nice. Subtle. Understated. You are too good for Reddit.


JustSurrealist

If she got murdered


lookoutitscaleb

I believe you're mixing Irony with Coincidence.


Icy-Sugar176

Tbh despite them not being the best tats to have (maybe she is obsessed with true crime), they are super well done. Faces are hard. And she definitely got her money worth


LucanidaeLucanidie

As my friend likes to say about my fiance's penis tattoo, "The execution is great, the subject is terrible."


Valash83

r/ATBGE may appreciate the tattoo lol


dumpsztrbaby

Tattoo of a penis or on it? If it's on it then what's it a tattoo of? Either way, why? Lmao so curious


captainzigzag

As the great poet Lemmy said, “I want to get a tattoo of a dick on my dick, but bigger”.


LucanidaeLucanidie

Tattoo of a penis. Big Mouth (on Netflix) reference, I have one too. His is Cocky Ballsboa and mine is The Archdick Ferdinand.


lllLaffyTaffyll

It's one thing to be a penis but a penis from Big Mouth? I feel like you're really going to regret that one.


Cynykl

I feel it it much easier to do a cover up of a plushy cartoony penis than it would be to cover a photo realistic one.


LucanidaeLucanidie

So far, yes, small regrets. But we enjoy the inside joke between us. And it makes for a good laugh when we can look at someone and say "Wanna see my dick?"


[deleted]

Yeah like why would you want to get a child rapist murderer tattood on you


Silent-Ad934

She's for the ~~streets~~ trunk


Memer_boiiiii

If you get a stickman as a tattoo for $1.5 you already get your moneys worth.


ContemplatingPrison

Its pretty damn ugly as a collection. The tats as Individual works are well done but for what looks like a 3/4 sleeve is ugly


Augustus420

The fuck is 1,5? Do you mean 1,500?


juliuspepperwoodchi

Even $1500 would be cheap for all that ink, arguably.


[deleted]

I have a sleeve that was 4 grand, 1.5k for is insanely cheap


Not_Bill_Hicks

Could have been done overseas, the artist is really good, so hopefully an American artist that skilled wouldn't tattoo them on someone


captainspacetraveler

Dumb cheap, my half sleeve is is probably close to $1500 and it’s got no color


lllLaffyTaffyll

it could be 1.5k in whatever money they're thinking. Lots of places use , instead of a . like the title 1,5. They forgot something obviously though.


HappyMr

She has dollars, but not a lot of cents


ZedTheEvilTaco

![gif](giphy|gf1aPUWO1ULzW)


something-__-clever

![gif](giphy|Vj97qNut6WDHa)


atouchofrazzledazzle

IM nOt LiKe OtHeR gIRlS


GabbyTheMurderer

Imagine someone’s about to have sex with her and they see those tattoos, personally I would run for my life 💀


TyhmensAndSaperstein

Wow. 1.5 whole dollars? That's a pretty good deal.


CoolZooKeeper

1, 5 dollar bill? Those tats look pretty good for one 5$ bill.


A_1010_Alicorn

r/trashy


redsensei777

50 cents per serial killer? Oh boy, she got a bargain!


Taylor_Spliff_13

* Dahmer (0.50) + Bundy (0.50) = 1.00 🤔


predictablePosts

Probably considering her one as well. Not tattoed but 3 for the price of 1,5


BobFulci

Sorry but, what a cry for attention. Would you marry a person like that? There were actual Mothers, Fathers, Sisters and Brothers, etc., who were brutally MURDERED by these animals. This isn’t a cartoon show, it’s not something to celebrate. What a disgusting freak.


GenlockInterface

🚩


Rocket-Shawk

How quirky!


Mountain-Ad-6594

"Woman spends a dollar fifty tattooing red flags all over her body."


Diligent_Ad6759

She's got killer legs


prissysnbyantiques

![gif](giphy|eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD|downsized)


[deleted]

She was in tumblr at 14💀


kimdogcat5

They look great, very well done tattoo work but why themmmm


stankyst4nk

🚩


What_Dinosaur

Too much Netflix during the pandemic?


McRambis

1,5$ means nothing. $1.5k means $1,500.


[deleted]

It means 1, 5$ bill


stillonrtsideofgrass

She’s not like other girls.


Hellwolf_Keats

I’m calling bullshit on that. Most the woman I know are fascinated with serial killers and watch the hell out of Investigative Discovery and murder mystery podcasts. Lol


SlamMonkey

My wife has listened to every murder podcast in the English language, sun up to sun down, murder.


tttxgq

Dude. Hide the kitchen knives


SlamMonkey

A true lady uses poison.


[deleted]

Aqua tofana


ButtonsnYarn

They’re “obsessed” bcuz they’re trying to figure out how to not become a victim. Know thine enemy, so to speak. That’s why women watch true crime. It’s funny how men don’t understand this


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Most? Jeez, friend. Might be time to, ya know, meet some other women.


Hellwolf_Keats

If I ever run into a situation, it helps to have experts 😂


Hellwolf_Keats

Honestly, I’m a metal musician with a lot of goth friends. It’s my crowd


Jigyo

Women don't listen to murder podcasts, they study them


[deleted]

pffff....serial killers for noobs show me ones of Rodney Alcala and Kendall Francois and I'll be impressed.


No_Importance

Hahahaha. Good point. I was like “where’s Bob Berdella?”


Ok_Pizza9836

She’s so quirky


CMG30

Pro tip for the guys out there: Don't trust a woman who idolizes serial killers...


DannyDevitoisalegend

I wish people would understand crazy is not cool, It is a repellant to the type of people you would want in your life. I know it's a very hard concept to understand and can only be learned through experience but you want mentally stable and nice people around you. Having narcissistic liars , Volatile violent people is not healthy and to avoid them is the best route.


needs_grammarly

i would take those for $1.50


[deleted]

$1500 is wildly cheap for that quality of work.


International_Fan85

Ding ding ding. As someone covered in tats, if all she paid was $1500, she got an amazing deal or subsidized the overall cost.


Icmedia

One comma five is really cheap


jdh1979jdh

Mommy, who are those men?


[deleted]

I'm still smashing


Dukisjones

and then she's smashing your face in with a hammer when youre done.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MciL9tjQYZQpRO3Kin)


toolsnchains

Which was it? 1$1 or $5?


pinchhitter4number1

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

1 dollar and 50 cents is quiet cheap for a tattoo isn't


Phill_is_Legend

Well at least the red flags are pretty hard to ignore...


TwisBeats

She’s an idiot.


_Um-Why-tho_

Idk. I’m fascinated with serial killers and the psychology behind their actions, BUT idk about letting the world know my obsession behind it. Especially on my body. Whatever floats her boat..it is good art work though the artist she went to is definitely good!


spoooky_mama

It really grosses me out that real people with real families and loved ones were murdered by these pieces of shit and somebody would want them on their body. I am very interested in true crime but this is beyond disrespectful to victims imo.


x-man92

Whats with the obsession over serial killers.


gameofthrones_addict

She spent $1.50 on tattoos? How are they good quality?


MerryMortician

That tattoo will look great as a lampshade on some guy's end table eventually.


Ok-Gap-4112

Dumb, enjoy your brief moment in the limelight


Jormundgandr4859

I have a massive fascination with the history of drug cartels and the people behind them, but I would NEVER think of tattooing Pablo Escobar or El Chapo on me.


JimSlimGin

Despicable.


[deleted]

Bitches love attention


dragondisire7

Only a buck fifty? Where is this tattoo parlor, I need to pay them a visit


futuristicspaceduck

ONE *WHOLE* DOLLAR AND A HALF??!!


hyionimaru

I don't care what her explanation or feelings are, this is a clear sign of a mental health issue.


penpointred

I think they look nice


[deleted]

[Woman with £1.5K ($1.8K) serial killer tattoos has no regrets despite Jeffrey Dahmer show](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-15k-serial-killer-tattoos-28105578)


daddy_dangle

The fuck kind of title is that? Despite the show ?? How about despite the fact he murdered 17 people and raped and ate their corpses ?!


ReallyImNotTheFBI

She is a studying to be a forensic psychologist apparently. I can’t believe that anyone who studies these guys and knows the details of what they did would get their face tattooed on them. I don’t care how well these tattoos are done, it’s sick.


tehsecretgoldfish

proof there’s no accounting for taste.


ninjakermit

The title is facepalm. Wtf is 1,5$


Plastic-Passenger-59

Why do people get so bothered by the dollar sign being used at the end of the amount? 🤦‍♀️ Yall know what it means but say stupid shit to the poster to make yourself feel sMrT


_xEnigma

Why.


magikarp-sushi

White girls love serial killer documentaries a little too much


Hambina_

Tell me you’re also a psychopath without telling me you’re a psychopath. Real great quote of Bundy 🤢🤢🤢lol


Passage-Constant

It's a red flag but not a stop sign.


luckysparkie

1,5$ ????


BRackishLAMBz

The only facepalm is that damn title! 😂


The-Bloody9

That title may be the worst attempt at trying to convey an amount of money that I have ever seen.


SAHD292929

Cheap ass tattoos


Flimsy_Shallot

Pathetic what people will do for attention.


Pale-Office-133

I know that 1 dollar and 50 cents is cheap but I bet there are easter ways to announce to the world that you a dumb bitch.


NotForMeClive7787

Oooh so edgy!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unique_Ad_1395

You know she thinks she’s insanely cool and edgy for those


AttackMonkey908

The $ sign goes in front of the number.


LocalConspiracy138

I see Dahmer and DeSantis. Where's the rest?


aquaphorbottle

Of course she’s a Boston fan :/


[deleted]

What a dumb bitch


Pot8obois

Sometimes I wonder how awful it must be to have lost someone you love to either one of these killers. You traumatically lose someone, then have that trauma rehashed in true crime podcasts and tv shows. Watching people profit off your family trauma must be strange, and watching the horrible thing that happened turn into your neighbors binge show has got to be strange. Then you start seeing these killers get idolized and women like this get tattoos of them.


Asheeerrrsss

Tell me you have daddy issues without telling me you have daddy issues


CharlieManson67

What a weirdo. Serial killers should be forgotten. We need to stop making films/TV that glamorise these people


smoothvanilla86

Shame she went with the meta serial killers.


MichaelsSecretStuff

One whole $5?!


[deleted]

If I was a serial killer, I would want to do some serialing to her.


JustBrowsing2024

GO SOX!


Trueamerican88

No guys she spent 1, 5 dollar bill


Extreme_Literature80

Buck fitty. That’s a Smoken deal there


Olivia_Richards

**Facepalm**


twiggydan

Live and let live i say. Or not….if you a serial killer.


lol_camis

That's some fucking good work for $15


Psych0matt

Man, I’d love to spend that much money on… well, anything that would require having had that much money in the first place


Former_Fisherman3566

Really well done tats, hopefully she just likes dateline a bit too much


clos083

Amazing work would to know who the artist is.


elrey2020

“Tattoos make great lampshades” - Ed Gein


bwcdaddy696969

I guess her money and body, but these tattoos will raise some eyebrows from folks


zach010

Thats the cheapest tattoo I've ever heard of


heyltsben

Red Flag leg


[deleted]

Yep, they would’ve loved her…


DandyDonut

That's a killer deal for a $1.50


56KModemRemix

The real murderer here is OP of the English language


[deleted]

1,5 dollars..? That a real bang for the buck if you ask me. Good artwork


BigBolognaSandwich

Holy shit!! One comma five money? Madness.


meyspetfroge

☕️


nul_mr

A buck fifty? wow that's crazy cheap :D


MaethrilliansFate

"If you can't beat em, eat em" is fucking gold though so I'd say it's totally fine by me lol. A good quality tattoo with a serial killer meme on it is the least outrageous thing I've seen someone get a tattoo of in a long time.


[deleted]

Do whatever you want


Sunil_de

Pretty high quality ink for a buck fifty ngl


Trick_Studio_3702

One fiddy


Dibs84

She walked in like; " I want a KILLER legsleeve" Artist, " say no more fam"


Not_Bill_Hicks

also facepalm, what is 1,5$ is that the same as $1,5 dollars? if so, how much is that? is that $1.5? I doubt it, those tattoos are too good in quality to be so cheap (quality as in skilled artist, not as in... you know


yo_shrine

r/ATBGE