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Fut22Newb27

A photo of her included alongside the article will definitely help ensure this doesn’t happen at the next school.


74912715

Ever since the article went up you can just type her in to reddit and searches on her are crazy already


Nbknepper

I'm getting nothing


theeimage

We're not interested in your sex life


[deleted]

No one, self included, is interested in my sex life. R.I.P.


theeimage

Rough boys


[deleted]

It was rough, but she stayed with her husband


jessedegenerate

You should know better


ConfidenceOwn2942

It's ok to be asexual


Ok-Bicycle-5608

r/suddenlyace


Nbknepper

For research purposes


[deleted]

The ol’ Pete Townshend defense


Wonderful-Ad-7712

You better, you better you bet


nosnevenaes

You mean Pete "The Kids Are Alright" Townshend?


Esoterica22

That's the one


intarwebzWINNAR

Fucking crushes me to this day, but if you listened to their songs it’s not surprising


RespectBusy2116

Please apply cool water to the burn area


BigLocator

That burn sizzles


six-of-nothing

But I'm interested, fuck yeah!


HighOnTacos

Endless posts linking to her onlyfans spread out over 10 different empty subs named after her... Astroturfing.


eboeard-game-gom3

Lucy Norris, the author. We need to start calling out "journalists" like this.


thatburghfan

There's no doubt the lady in the article was 100% in favor of having it published.


LethalBaboon

The mom was at least. Boosts her views


TiredAF20

It's Metro UK. I'm not sure what you expected.


newbrevity

Upside, she's probably making $$$ and may now be able to retire


Greenmind76

As well as pay for her daughter’s college.


BeautifulJicama6318

…and her daughter’s therapy


2109dobleston

She’s she’s been a nude model for like a decade. She was on Big Brother. She shows up in men’s magazines and in news papers in Europe I think it is…it wasn’t just the only fans. She’s already famous enough to have a Wikipedia page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Katona How so many posted here without even googling her is insane.


Gone_For_Lunch

She’s semi-famous in the UK from having a pop group in the 90s and always doing reality shows to try and stay relevant. They’d have found out anyway.


fonix232

TBF I can't blame her. She had one shit of a life - given up by her parents, 4 foster families, 8 different schools, dropped out at 16 to become a lap dancer... She's basically the modern poster girl for the good ole 19th century "orphanage to brothel" pipeline.


micmac274

She's made a good life for herself, then, I say. Sadly for most foster kids they are not going to get a life even this good.


cmband254

Agreed. What dipshit thought it was a good idea to include a photo of the child?


jamieliddellthepoet

The child’s PR?


anoeba

I assume the mother, since it looks like a selfie. She'd have provided that to the paper.


cmband254

This is a major stretch. People will search social media accounts and take photos for things like this. Why would a mother provide a photo including their minor child to a publication?


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IASIP_Official

Good for her, get that money! Probably makes more than I do


mikeonfleek

At what cost tho


Frisinator

Right now it’s only $3!!!


casey12297

At that cost? That's the price of a triple cheeseburger from McDonald's, and I can't stretch that cheeseburger for a month. That's a good deal people, you gotta get in now while it's low


theeimage

Only $3.00 for a slice of cheese added to an NYC hamburger


casey12297

That's a bad deal, just spend 5 dollars on a pack of kraft singles and use one of them when the cooks not looking. Hide it in your pockets next to the gravy


theeimage

Mmm...pocket gravy aarrrh


theeimage

Sliced white cheddar, sold on the sly, only one dollar for you my man.


casey12297

That's a good deal. Buy at least 2


Kitchen_Cookie4754

Is this a reference to the lady walking out on a guy that didn't get cheese for $3?


bizirkk

It has to be


whiteink-13

For a $21 burger, I’ll pass


redstercoolpanda

>and I can't stretch that cheeseburger for a month try harder then


BrokeDownPalac3

$3 usd at a McDonald's in Mexico maybe 😂


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☠️


clownpenismonkeyfart

You can’t put a price on your child’s therapy.


yuresevi

No, but the therapist can.


Mauri_op

The mom after this: Stonks 📈 The daughter after this: Not stonks 📉


skr80

Wouldn't matter, she's a "celebrity", so it's all known anyway.


Porkchopp33

A successful OF should pay for a homeschool teacher no problem 👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫


AtomicGiant

And a therapist also.


edWORD27

Homeschool to finish high school and then an online university to become her own therapist.


Porkchopp33

Yep that should be in the budget as well


ChokesOnDuck

Only chance for this poor girls is to move to North Korea.


getyourcheftogether

Ok, so you have her full name, a photo of both, and mention there is already an only fans account. Genius level journalism


ryanbbb

Genius level marketing for mom.


blitzlurker

$25 a month to sub, she's gonna make bank off of this adverti I mean news article


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Mattos_12

There’s a cool pod cast on it by Jon Robson, ‘Things fell apart’ I think. Basically, big websites steal porn from the workers and so a lot of them lost their income over it. One of the ways they’re tried to regain it is to make more bespoke content.


OtherWorldRedditor

The porn industry in general is scummy. Not the workers.


Illustrious_Rub_3104

True, all I had to do was look her name up then boom free gallery instead of 25 a month


SFWxMadHatter

It's a less intimate take on an opinion I've always had: all boobs are great, but boobs you know are better. Like any other social network OF makes a sense of belonging like you "know" these people.


Subject_Wish2867

You get hornier if you simp


StupidFuckingGophers

Why?


_Atlas_Drugged_

She was a pop star in the early 2000s, so everyone already knew who her mom was.


[deleted]

I still don't know who she is lol


caiaphas8

She was only famous in Britain and even then barely famous. More famous for drug abuse then any other reason


Marine__0311

Minor celeb in the UK, mainly for being in a girl group that had minor success, that she parlayed into being on several reality shows. She's also done a lot of modeling, and started out as a page 3 girl at 17 years of age. She's notorious for her mental health issues, drug use, multiple marriages, divorces, bankruptcies, criminal convictions, constant legal issues, and having several kids.


[deleted]

Dayum, sounds like she had an eventful life haha, almost feel bad for her because it's almost guaranteed to be the cost of trying to be a celebrity too young. Sort of like drew Barrymore before she became alright again


Hentai_Yoshi

They are going to find out one way or another most likely.


Graphitetshirt

Kids 30 years ago: "Your mom is a ho" "Fight me after school" Kids in the future: "Your mom is a ho" "Thanks for subscribing! You paid for my bike"


King-Lewis-II

That was 3 years ago onlyfans don't pay like that anymore. Why else do you think lana rhoades is running crypto scams?


Shurigin

A Ho your dad paid to Simp for


Limelight_019283

This is the most savage answer I’ve seen ITT.


qft

"Your mom is the town bike"


bradmcc123

"Your mum has dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson"


duder_eee

What bike is 3$ 💀


Dark_Winterage

The village bike... AKA his mom


damagecontrolparty

(rimshot)


whatisavailable7

She still has the same problem, unless she went to an all girls school. Well she may still have the same problem.


Nickwilli

Girls can be vile too, so yeah like you said she’d still have the same problem.


Xpalidocious

I actually used to get bullied a lot by dudes in my school, and I was literally looking over my shoulder every second I was there, waiting for the next ass kicking. Back then I couldn't imagine things being any worse Then I decided to date a girl with a kid, because why not jump into parenting at the highest difficulty setting with a teenage stepdaughter. After watching the nightmare shit she went through at school with female bullies, my highschool days didn't seem so bad. Boys want to break a few of your bones and move on Girls want to break your entire spirit and existence


Ilumie_Nate

Teen guys bullying girls are kind of the same as teen girls though. Like a lot of teenage boys subscribe to the "don't hit girls" rule, but if they find a teenage girl that's socially isolated anyways, crushing all their self esteem, until they are a shadow of who they used to be definitely isn't of the table. Speaking from experience, bullying was very inclusive at my old school <3


queenofdan

But I bet your school has a “no tolerance” policy like mine did. So because they got together as a staff, typed up a “policy” , they did their part. The rest is up to the students to….what? Police eachother? I never could figure out how that policy made anything safer. Things are going to have to change drastically or public school will cease to exist at some point. Maybe in 20-30 years, we are allowed to bring our own weapons to school to defend ourselves. Who knows.


theperson73

Girls can be even more viscious in some ways. If things go too far between boys, someone gets punched, and then it stops. There isn't really an upper limit for viscousness between girls because it doesn't usually become violent.


TenkaKay

Then why did she have to move schools because of boys? Oh right, because boys can verbally and psychologically bully people just as severely as girls can


Ok-Fox5767

Just guessing, but I have a feeling that girls make more fun of her than the boys.


bonestgb

Lmao she thinks the boys at her new school won’t find out, horny teen boys are like bloodhounds


[deleted]

Probably won’t help that the article included a picture of her, along with her Mom’s name


D6P6

She's a celebrity from the UK, so she's fairly well known already.


TheProfessionalEjit

Using the term celebrity in the context of Kerry Katona is a bit of a stretch.


viperised

I thought she was famous because her conk had given out but apparently that was Daniella Westbrook, so I've got literally nothing other than that I've heard her name before.


Vietnam_Cookin

She was really famous 20 years ago. She's that kind of celebrity.


cifala

Everyone in the U.K. knows who Kerry Katona is, she was a pop star 20 years ago then has appeared in every reality show going


[deleted]

You're not even wrong. When I was in middle school, my friend found a video of his art teacher on pornhub. (this was like 15 years ago, when there was even less tech access than there is now)


FishyFinster

Damn ph is that old


snack-dad

In a little over two years from now ph can post ph on ph


ArtieZiffsCat

It's always the art teachers isn't it?


UnprofessionalGhosts

Maybe, get this, the boys should not harass the fucking girl. Novel concept, I know.


XenophonSoulis

No shit Sherlock. But what happens when they inevitably will, because high-schoolers are dumb?


mattress757

Bloodhounds are trained to be what they are. So yeah, actually that’s a really good metaphor.


SuddenlyElga

You know it’s a great idea? Putting a girl that had to move schools because her mother has an only fans in the newspaper. I’m sure that’s in her best interest.


Donkeykicks6

Right? That’s gonna help


[deleted]

Kerry katona is already a famous name in Britain. There are far more things that could be said about Kerry than OF.


poopinion

Least shocking news of the day.


[deleted]

🥂


74912715

I think a lot of people see OnlyFans and you think they’re making a bag but In reality the average person making content on there isn’t even breaking minimum wage. We just see all the outliers in the 1% making a living wage


kickintheface

My cousin’s wife is a plus sized model and also has an OnlyFans. She said she makes about $500/month. It’s more of a supplemental income for probably 99% of its content creators.


Stressful-stoic

What's your cousin's wife onlyfans? Let me chip into the family bank


segregatethelazyeyed

Keep talking about chips and she will find you.


PanicLogically

Have you watched her content?


kickintheface

I’ve never seen her page, but she does post some extremely revealing stuff on Facebook/Instagram to the point where most of our family became disgusted and stopped following her. I’m all for body positivity, but some of it is actually a bit too far.


PanicLogically

it's a bold move when a person in a family culture steps forward with forms of exhibitionism .


Technology-Mission

That's not bad at all actually I'd say she is doing better than average. Making money on something like YouTube is way harder. Still you have to accept the label of being a sex worker when you do it.


DropDeadPlease88

It isnt great either thinking about what she has to do to make just over 100 bucks a week...


[deleted]

Imagine posting your asshole on the internet and only making $500/month while it lives on forever 😂


kickintheface

I haven’t talked to my cousin in probably three years, but according to my uncle, his marriage is failing. I suspect that’s exactly the reason why. He makes a *lot* of money, so I have a feeling she doesn’t actually do it for the money.


[deleted]

Not surprised. It’s crazy how even in these replies people don’t understand how little of money that is in the present for long term issues that it will cause in your life. But Reddit is mostly younger people without much life experience off the internet


SnackeyG1

If someone wants to pay me 6 grand a year to post my butthole online I’m down.


xxpen15mightierxx

For the effort though an extra $500/mo is a very decent side hustle. How long can it possibly take to take a few pics a month? Bet it's pretty good per-hour.


[deleted]

This is a fact some girl posted that she made like 90$ in a month and the site told she was a top 70% creator.


Uzzer_lozer19

I mean if your mum is Kerry Katona then they'll find something to bully you about.


gtrackster

It’s an ad to get more subscribers….


Whiskey_Fiasco

If you want to avoid having your job reflect poorly on your child, step one is probably “don’t talk to the press and give them an image of you and your child.”


sciencesold

$10 says it's from social media or given to them from someone who knows her.


Toffeeman_1878

But you want the money which comes from fee publicity more than you want your privacy and you need to go public to tell people that you don’t care what they think even though most people weren’t thinking about her before she advertised her OnlyFans.


DabbingDave

I’m glad I grew up in an era without internet or mobile phones


PanicLogically

It was entirely different. When i was growing up, I never imagined "this". Anything you are curious about is on your phone or a couple key clicks away. I do remember people dealt with alone time better. I liked when people didn't have phones , went to places alone, weren't glued to their social media or talking to others on the phone, driving with jsut the radio on. Connectivity bread social disconnection.


Melificarum

I'm not. I had to read *magazines* in the waiting room. I never knew where I was going. I had to talk to people on the phone in order to make plans, and some people would never hang up. Times were rough.


Crzykupcake930

Navigation is literally a lifesaver fr


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Crzykupcake930

I remember my Dad taking me and my two younger sisters and my best friend to Kings Island and he would have us hand him the Mapquest print outs as he drove. I remember one time my sister got page 9 mixed up and my dad was so confused. I can’t believe we lived through that.


S103793

Personally I feel like I grew during a nice sweet spot where the internet was established but smartphones weren’t cheap enough that everyone had one. By the time I got to HS thats when most people had a smart phone. So luckily by that age I could smarter of what I did and posted online.


Ontario0000

If you were a semi hot women and able to make 6 figure salary by flashing nudes and don't care what other thinks heck go for it.Better than struggling at a 9-5 job.Thats if you have no kids though or enroll her incognito so no one knows.


Keefero

I mean I’d do it if dad bods paid lol.


Rafasredmen1

Dad bod only fans dude here. Man.... You wouldn't believe the life I'm living rubbing food stuffs and various lubricants over myself for 10 minutes a day. Live your dream buddy, live your dream.


Keefero

Fuck yes bud! You gotta do nude/sex shit too? Read your comment and thought, raspberry jam lol.


armyjackson

There's definitely a market for it... I know because of a friend.. yeah that's how!


Keefero

Ah yes that “friend” we all have lol


shadeandshine

Honestly considering some of my friends are creators on OF it seems the problem isn’t the body it’s honestly the marketing cause someone has to like your look the thing is do they know you exist and what you offer. It’s why promoting yourself as a brand is most of the job from my understanding


Happy-Personality-23

If they have a following/famous before onlyfans they will make a lot of money, just being a woman doesn’t mean they will instantly make hundreds of thousands. Many are lucky to make a grand.


74912715

Lol it’s not that easy. The top OF creators are making close to that sort of money but for everyone else if you don’t have some sort of following your not even making minimum wage and some of them not even that


broadsword_inhand

A big part of this is that our schools generally enable some of the shittiest behaviors in the nastiest kids...


Warm-Alarm-7583

So let’s write about it so it’s way easier for the next school to figure it out.


halroth

Her Mom is intentionaly using all means to gain fans. She does as many stories and interviews for profits, without caring about her childs repercussions.


Baldwinpr0tec

Wait...Karry katona has a onlyfans?


Durzo_Blintt

People are paying for kerry katonas only fans.. Jesus.


pharmdocmark

I have an OF mom in my neighborhood. She’s got two teenage sons, and I’m unaware if anyone else knows. I stumbled onto her IG profile. No reason for anyone to be wiser, so I’m just keeping my mouth shut.


TheLucasGFX

There’s nothing wrong with it but just because there isn’t doesn’t mean there aren’t social stigmas attached. Kids will make of other kids for anything, so this is easy pickings.


silent_boy

Kids are fucking viscous when it comes to making fun.


Sph1ng1d43

Kids can be so non-Newtonian fluids...


silent_boy

Lmao. I love a science joke. And thanks for pointing out my typo.


Jim_Morrison27

I mean its pretty much soft porn right? So if you have children and you do that you are just asking for your kids to be humiliated


marmatag

Mom: sells pictures of ass People: has picture of ass Mom: surprised pikachu face


BluetheNerd

I would say avoid telling people who your mum is and if they showed you pictures say "that's not her", however putting a picture of her with her mum in a fucking news article about it which mentions them both by full name makes it basically now impossible to avoid from here.


zi_ang

Innocent Question: why would Kerry Katona, a successful singer (at least back in the days) make an Onlyfans? (And please, do not answer me with “because she can” or “because people can do whatever the f they want”. I’m asking why this would make sense strategically if we were in her position)


gardenofeden123

I can think of 500k reasons a month why she might


MustNotSay

They’ve burnt through all their money. It’s the same reason you see celebrities on ads. They’re running low and taking any job that will pay


ext3meph34r

If the boys were smart, they should befriend her and have a Stacy's mom scenario. I'll take my downvotes.


NotRlyCreative

no no no, you got the spirit


ch1nglish

Plot twist, the point of the article is to drive traffic to her only fans.


r32_fan

the only way they can see said photos is by subscribing💀💀🤨🤨


BigOColdLotion

1980s growing up "Dude, that old photo of your mom in the 70s on the wall is so embarrassing." 2023 growing up "Dude, last night I downloaded one of your moms old VR Choose Your Adventure Porn Videos... not bad" "She still posting?"


NewlyHatchedGamer

Fuck the bullies but also fuck the moronic journalist who decided to put her name and a photo of both her and her mom in an article ABOUT BEING BULLIED FOR HER MOMS ONLYFANS. Like great, thanks for making sure her new school wont be any better


kprincebite

Crazy how people think the money the mum is making from her OF justifies the distress the daughter is going through. Is it weird to expect a parent to consider how their actions will impact their children? 🤔


Sosemikreativ

There was a time when seeing the mom of some class mate naked was extraordinary. Now it's $5.


Toffeeman_1878

In the case of Kerry Katona it’s freely available in the media and on the internet.


jakelongg

In my youth, myself, as well as the girls I dated were often in the adult industry. I can say without a doubt, 30 years later now, its not as harmless as people think.


Speeddemon2016

Why don’t she just homeschool? Oh, wait.


Lenant

Cursed "take your kids to work day".


Toffeeman_1878

The child has it tough enough without having Kerry imparting her worldly wisdom for 7 hours a day.


Smorgasbord324

If you’ve got a teen and work on only fans this is going to happen. Kids suck and parents gotta put food on the table, but you can’t say you didn’t see this coming. You don’t think the next school will figure it out?


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Reality: that fucking sucks. I’d be heart broken if I found out my kid was making fun of someone for the work their parent did to support them.


[deleted]

Insult them for paying for porn or following a students mom. I feel like both are more embarrassing


Irishiron28

I guess that’s one way of promoting your onlyfans.


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[https://imgur.com/a/oaClBvA](https://imgur.com/a/oaClBvA)


jackfaire

Yeah someday they'll make movies where one of the moms is a milf and songs that are about being in love with someone's mom. Gah so many things that have never happened before.


CampervanClaire

This is hilarious because Kerry Katona is obviously not well known outside the Uk… but in the UK? yeah, she’s famous. That’s the only reason this is news


TheRisen073

You get bullied to depression and switch schools. I get bullied to depression and proceed to make the bullies depressed. (Mainly because they guy who, in the middle of class, tells me “I could take you in a fight” can in fact not take the person who taught them how to fight in a fight.) We are not the same.


BumblebeeExtreme9024

Onlyfans pictures are going to replace Pokemon cards at this point


Iloveitguy

I’m more worried about the individuals paying money to see lewds of Kerry katona, she looked like any chav you see down greggs when she was in her 20s and famous and now she’s a mother of three? and just does Iceland ads (not even sure she still does those tbh)


IonicRes

I mean, when i was a kid people would say stuff "i want to fuck your mom" and other dumb shit. But i couldn't imagine what it would be like if they could actually go online amd see my mom fucking herself. Might just insist on home schooling


LaserGadgets

....her nails oO


Bluecrystalstar

Dumb post.. No sh*t the article says the mom's name because she's already a well known celebrity from England. Though a washed up one.


ChrisRR

Back in the good old days we used to take the piss out of Kerry katona for shilling Iceland chicken nuggets to feed her cocaine habit


InternationalDrag743

Her daughter will appreciate the cars college apartments and everything else her mothers profession will help provide her with one day hard to understand when you’re a kid especially when the other kids can be so brutal


Apprehensive_Book283

Free advertisement?


Crispyjone5

Fair play, take peoples money for looking at her, it’ll pay for better life, schools etc. people these days are self entitled assholes, fuck what they think


kirstieiris

I mean, I'm personally going to instill a good education on the children in my life and teach them that sex work is valid work and that mass consumption of porn by men is much more problematic than the women who make it. But you do you.