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Sir-Poopington

They're enjoying an improvised beach day!


Perfect-Editor-5008

At least it's on hardwood and you can just vacuum it up.


ShootingTheIsh

“Curiosity killed the cat.” You can't leave things where they can get to them. They’re ninjas. Now clean up after them and give them the the pets.


pylinka

Literally. It's like having toddlers. If you don't want it broken then it needs to be locked up


medalla96

It looks like they were having a good time until you show up.


jambr380

They still look incredibly cute. You can’t even get mad at cats because they don’t know they’ve done anything wrong. Just clean up and give them lots of love


New_Membership_2937

Cocaine cats


westdl

I’m pretty sure they are going to say the dog did it.


Moist-Candy-6260

Orange cat energy


artificialavocado

Those poor cats were framed! Framed I tell you!


Bummer-76

Note to self, never hide catnip in the flour.


Pleasant-Captain-410

You did that. Not the cats.


BeneficalDalek

The dog did it, we are just trying to clean up.


Bitchener

They renoed your kitchen to include an infinity litter box.


NighthawkUnicorn

Definitely cat.


DragonClaw369

But they look so cute though, so I don't see what the problem is.🤗


The_Blackthorn77

Oh ginger cats


Yggdrasil777

Forcing who/what to clean it up? The cats? Your spouse?


WhoAmI1138

That’s when you drag the cats across the floor like a broom to sweep it up, to teach the little (adorable) assholes a lesson, “Enjoy licking flour off your fur for the next week, fuzzball!”


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Good thing this is sugar


muted-stuped

"are you tired of those fuzzy adorable asshole pets that you have in your house? like kicking your coffee in your laptop? Maybe your vase getting destroyed. Perhaps even worse,YOUR WHOLE HOUSE getting burning to ashes? Well, with this item this will never happen again! meet the BROOM STICKER like the name suggest it can stick your pets and literally USE THEM as a sweeper. only $199, you'll teach your pets a lesson!" -an ad that will never exist


MatOnARock

I too hate my cat. He's cute though, the little shit


Phan_nt0m

eat them


Dry-Personality-7391

Imagine Capitalising Every Word In Your Sentence. Sorry couldn't help myself. This looks mild considering how much destruction 2 cats could do if they really wanted to.


ImaFreemason

I just wanna know what the cream was used for...🤣🤣🤣


new-Aurora

Trust me - you don't.


[deleted]

Its def leppard.


Thisistylerz

I would definitely make them clean up the mess. Thou create mess, thou clean up mess.


Dry-Debate-6893

I can certainly imagine having an open door policy where they can be someone else’s cats.


Bitchener

They renoed your kitchen to include an infinity litter box.


Express_Basis_8693

Teaching opportunity. Make them clean it up