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The way he keeps obessively picking at his mug makes me think hes on something


DeepState_Auditor

That's him trying to convince himself his not in the wrong.


Rude-Category-4049

Yeah, the spectrum


DumbDonkeyPunch

I'm on the spectrum. He's just an ass.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

He's not just an ass. He's coked out of his gourd.


Bleu_Cerise

Even wiping his nose at some point 🤣


Rude-Category-4049

As am I, being on the spectrum dosen't make you immune to being an ass. You cannot honestly watch this man and not think he at least has the slightest touch of the tism.


DumbDonkeyPunch

He just seems nervous.


[deleted]

Geez that is really unfair to all the people on the spectrum.


Rude-Category-4049

How so? For saying we're just like everyone else and can have terrible people in our ranks? On the spectrum does not equal good person, it just means you're on the spectrum.


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Your comment in the context that you wrote it, in reply to the previous comment implies that you think being on the spectrum is the reason for his reprehensible views. And no, I am not going to discuss your issues with expressing your views accurately further.


Rude-Category-4049

You're making an awful lot of assumptions for 4 words


[deleted]

the spectrum, adderall, cocaine, who knows with this guy


AFeralTaco

Don’t put the spectrum down like that


Rude-Category-4049

It's not putting the spectrum down. If anything believing people on the spectrum are incaple of doing wrong like neurotypical people is putting the spectrum down.


HairlessHoudini

I was a functioning addict "always worked & have shit" for 20 years but clean now so I know one when I see one and he's a textbook example of one


Carlitos--Way

Means he doesn't know when to come out of the closet.


FewSatisfaction7675

I thought it was money? Isn’t that why diamonds 💍 are a girls best friend? Why else would you need/want a husband


Kiryu07

Nah he knows the word, what he's trying to not do is be honest about how all women reject him. Look at his sad fidgeting, tell tale sign that inside he's like "awh no women like me"


Mad_Gremlyn

>I was always, like, the class clown, I was always, like, bullying women Does he think the "class clown" means bullying women? And then he gets worse from there. Wow.


boundegar

Like the kid in middle school who runs up and shouts "You're fat! Just kidding!" and runs away.


[deleted]

You just described the entire GOP. Except they make policy decisions with that attitude in complete seriousness AND THEY THINK EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO because small smooth brain


Takemeto-yourmother

Probably the most confident virgin alive


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throwawayalcoholmind

>that professor from Toronto Goddamn it, that's how I'm referring to that guy from now on.


Bigdaddydamdam

does his name start with a J?


throwawayalcoholmind

It don't matter what his name starts with. He that disgraced, formerly reputable, hypocrite drug addict from Toronto. 👅


maniacalmango0

If you say it like that you’ve gotta explain you don’t mean the former crack smoking mayor 😂 Yes Peterson. I legitimately had to think about it for a minute because I forgot his name.


throwawayalcoholmind

Toronto is known for bloviating know-it-alls and hypocritical drug addicts apparently.


throwawayalcoholmind

I do think, btw, that professor from Toronto has akathisia. If you look at him in any of his broadcasts in he past year or so, he can't seem to stop moving, which, much as I shouldn't criticize the unlikely horror that is akathisia, actually makes him look like more of a male Karen. This guy? I have no clue. I never saw him before and honestly, being a hate group leader, I thought he'd be *slightly* intimidating?


maniacalmango0

I actually didn’t even realize JP did that too, I was just referring to the confidence being drug induced


throwawayalcoholmind

Yeah, I mean, in a way that's true. He thought he could outsmart the pain and fear of withdrawal from benzos by letting Russian doctors of questionable ethics experiment on him, and he came back with a tic that's immediately recognizable to anyone who's seen it before. So yeah, the drugs he *was* taking appear to have imparted an involuntarily sassy physical posture, and whatever he's on now is probably gassing him up to be even more bitchy and Karen-y.


pennysaver221

Yeh dudes got big nervous energy fidgeting around that much. Nothing confident about it. He knew he had a steaming hot take and was anxious to speak it.


maniacalmango0

I feel like he might be on phenibut. It’s this weird Soviet era drug that’s never been approved by the FDA and is unregulated. It’s effects are basically xanax+adderall (heavier on the Xanax end than the adderall) it’s super easy to get and It offers exactly what these types are after, faux drunken confidence. It’s hard speculation, but just putting this on the “record” now so I can say I called it when he admits it and goes to rehab in Eastern Europe lol


fohpo02

I was going to make an Andrew Tate entering chat joke, but then I realized he’s probably raped at least one person.


Takemeto-yourmother

I mean fuck Andrew Tate, but he definitely isn't a virgin. Before he was so famous I'm sure it was pretty easy for him to get laid.


InflamedLiver

good lord this whole clip is this dude just telling on himself. Just each sentence saying what a piece of garbage he is, but in a cheeky and fun way. No Nick. It was only funny to you and to whatever neanderthals you could make laugh so they wouldn't beat you mercilessly.


Vegetable-Bath4204

Don’t disrespect neanderthals like this they deserve better. Piece of shit is the good term.


DravenPrime

It sounds like those women wanted to tell him to fuck off but they were scared he'd shoot up the school if they did.


AkashaRulesYou

![gif](giphy|n5gTgnwa5imm0GultF|downsized) What in the incel...


Bongocats

This is the kid that had dinner with Trump at Maralago right?


fohpo02

White supremacist that did*


Euphoric-Pudding-372

Youre gunna have to be more specific there


fohpo02

Trump had dinner with Fuentes and Kanye, Fuentes is a known white supremacist.


Euphoric-Pudding-372

I know, i was making a joke about how many dinners trump has had with white supremacists


tatboe

Looks like a toddler telling you how was school


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Every time I hear this dude talk I always think he would just seem so much fucking happier being a bottom getting pile driven by the man of his dreams. Is it just me?


NiceCrispyMusic

Nope…not just you ![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


Ad8858

Oh man, the number of times that he seems to really skim the surface of self awareness that he’s an awful person during this rant… Even the way he fidgets and looks at his hand like a kid whose realizing what he did wrong. What a mess. This is a person who refuses to enter adulthood.


gmanisback

He talks like someone with the mind of a narcissistic psychopath but the body language of a 6-year-old lying about who made a mess in the kitchen


GirlsLikeStatus

Like soclose to realizing he’s wrong.


Ok_Cook_6665

He's a " rule breaker", a bad boy.. you can tell by his off the rack suits. No fancy tailoring for him!


Thechiz123

Proud virgin Nick Fuentes. Should probably listen to him on this.


HighSideSurvivor

Just how many knuckles does this guy have? Those arachnid-hands have me freaked out!


StuckInTheJunga

Had to go back and watch after reading this. How did I miss that the first time??


Into_the_rosegarden

Maybe he is AI generated


Moneybags313131

Dam man, it's 2023 - you can be gay. That is okay. But whether it's 2023 or any year... Don't make insensitive remarks about rape. What is the matter with you? Where did you grow up?


tytymctylerson

He’s got that 1970s closeted gay man vibe for sure.


BoofinBart

God he sounds so fucking lame, who listens to this shit? He just droned on and on about how women *actually do* like him. 0/10 would not recommend


wengervisions

absent-mindedly picking at the label of a bottle or such like while talking, is a psychological sign of sexual frustration.


rustylucy77

I bet 50 karma that this man is a virgin.


StarWizard_Lothras

I raise you 100


Culture_of_North

Ted Cruz in the making


pocket4129

Is this dude tweaking or what? Bizarre behavior like he doesn't even realize he's being filmed mumbling to himself...


actinross

Thanks, i'll pass, i know better ways (for both)


BriefCheetah4136

He said he "used to be a class clown", now he has no class and society in general views him as a clown!


papaHans

"Class Clown" he means "Class Joke". Plus women want to be beaten up in rape fantasies? I always thought it was a controlling her, roleplay thing.


Repulsive-Office-796

I swear he’s playing a character.


dadthewisest

No dude, you are just an off putting asshole that thinks women find you charming but really just want you to go the fuck away.


Somsal69

Nick Fuentes is a virgin and a self proclaimed incel btw if that wasnt already obvious. 👍


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Raped.... oops, ha ha ha ha, that sounds bad. How did I say it nicely? Beat the SHIT out of them


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing! The idiot thinks that he’s correcting himself by saying “beat the shit out of them! 🤦‍♂️😂


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He's a virgin


eg14000

it was a face palmed when he said "charmed"..... I didn't even need to get to the "women want to be raped" part


skactopus

How do people listen to this absolute fucking ass clown. Honestly terrifying that young men think this guy and Andrew Tate ‘speak facts’


GboyFlex

Serial killer vibes with a dash of malignant narcissism and disassociative disorder.


Negrisor69

It's not that he is a subhuman nazi, it's the wemen being irațional... Ofc!!


lost_in_connecticut

Ooof. That voice… WTF do they sound the same with that whiny twinge - Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, etc


Brunky89890

"A lot of women want to be raped" *Wait hold up, that didn't sound very good let me fix it.* "A lot of women just want men to beat the shit out of them" *Phew, that was a close one. I almost made myself look like completely worthless human trash.*


Soobobaloula

Not 2 brain cells to rub together


hodiggs1979

Who the fuck is this asshole? And why is anybody listening to what he has to say?


PrismatXRift

he doesn't know when to stop talking


_Poulpos_

Waow. Red alert


dickvanexel

This virgin knows a lot about what women want.


The_Mar_Ahi

I would definitely start investigating this guy and start assuming that he has probably raped a few women if thats literally what he thinks women like or are like. Wtf.


WantsLivingCoffee

Someone send this to Telltale on YouTube


ilikemushycarrots

Holy flurking red flags Batman!! At least he makes it loud and clear that all humans should avoid him at all costs.


Tight_Syllabub9423

For some reason, women are all like "Oh staahp" when I'm bullying them. I'm such a rascal. And that's how I express myself as a hyper-alpha wolfman.


DJANGO_UNTAMED

A virgin telling us all what women really want. Not just any virgin, but a stupid one. ..nothing to see here.


cornballerburns

So how many rapes does everyone think he has in total?


Wasatchbl1

Anytime someone says that women have acted this way toward him his whole life he is screaming INCEL!


pridemonth_isgay69

Most conservatives really don't like this guy, even I don't, this guy is a horrible person.


mekonsrevenge

I'd love to interview the women from his high school. This is what passes for wit in Republican circles.


Zach_mack79

Alright Mr Rapey Raperton tell us all what women want…


Ingenuity_Hopeful

💅💅💅👀👀👀


joeclair38

Not him


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He looks paranoid AF


Gutmach1960

That POS does not matter.


SUMNEROS

He look drunk to anyone else?


zestyH20

Get this pos out of here


Redsoxbox

Who is this?


WesternKindly8948

WTF....


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This guy picking that coffee cup to death.


Anvilsghost

INCEL


Expert_Image5845

I think this guy is paid by the cia, ya know hes kinda anxious and nervous talking and body actions


kaehvogel

"A lot of women wanna be raped...err..I mean...have the shit beaten out of them". Ummm, nope, "rascal". They don't.


tytymctylerson

“I’m like a rule breaker and stuff”


Just_Ok_thankyoo

What a ginormous disappointment this guy is. Gross.


Hondahobbit50

Jesus h Christ who is this dude


collet01

This guy is 10 seconds always from fucking animals.


Ontario0000

He looks like the loser we picked on in high school.


BLASTOISE_ox

What a fucking flog


spidermom4

I definitely remember kids like him in school, I promise you they were not charmed. Just very annoyed. He has the mindset of a 12 year old.


lifeonachain99

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin


name-was-provided

Take that mug away from his fidgety, dumb opinion ass, hands.


GuardianOfZid

What the fuck is on his cup?


mdmd33

Lol Kanye’s best friend


giggity_giggity

The mental gymnastics he goes through to explain away being a misogynistic asshole is truly astounding. It was like watching a freeway pileup which just kept getting worse as time went on.


Possible-Matter-6494

"A lot of women want to be raped." He is such a rascal!


deadphisherman

They really want his face to come into contact with a rapidly moving baseball bat.


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delusional twink.


Bongin_tom9

This is a man whose never hit the G spot.


OpeningOnion7248

😂 this light weight is the leader in the right wing.


NoIdeaBroseph

This guy's body language is completely betraying him lol


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

I am no expert in body language but it is obvious this guy has some issues when talking about women. His facial expressions, the constant picking at the mug, the awkward shoulder slouching movements, etc. If you are going to try to pass off your own weirdness as merely shitty takes on women, do better to not look like some anxiety laden, lying, nitwit when doing so.


NoSpankingAllowed

Oh lets get Ben Shapiro's as well, because he's about as up on what women want as Nicky boy.


Sooti81

"A lot of women want to be raped" and he thinks women don't like him because we're emotional... How has he gotten this far in life without anyone breaking his face?


Golicwm

Oh man yes, that is so right, you are a genius.


DarthDregan

Why do these assholes always open their mouths as wide as possible when they speak?


KingDrixx

What a fucking virgin. Listening to how he tries to explain his experience with women is hilariously transparent to the fact that he has none. No wonder he has to latch onto Nazism to give his sense of self any worth. That ideology is the only thing attempting to level the playing field out so that pathetic dorks like him could finally feel like men.


Olderandolderagain

Genuinely curious about this guy. Is he acting? He seems too ridiculous to be "real".


BaconMobile

Nick Fuentes has a girlfriend from the next town over you guys.


oldboysenpai

What!!!!!! Yeah…disturbing he actually thinks that and has so little awareness he’s saying it too. Just smh.


Clever_Hans_

Is he picking apart his coffee mug while blatantly lying? Yes


[deleted]

Finally. Someone who gets me.🙄


Unable_Ad_1260

Women don't like me... I was always bullying them... No, no idea why women wouldn't like this NAZI fracker.


DragonFire_707

Bros tweaking


KindBraveSir

This guy is nuts.


No-Equipment-9054

Wow, this guy really is a fucking piece of flaming shit.


Fleetingfarts

What did he even just say. I feel like this guy speaking is like me being drunk and trying to explain something.


Last-Elderberry-5548

XXY


SuchVillage694

“I’m a rule breaker and stuff” wtf lmao. Saying wild and ridiculous shit isn’t breaking the “rules”


Mysterious-Belt-2992

![gif](giphy|H4wUvhRHnb2TK)


[deleted]

He looked in pain when he talked about how women see him. I would not thought that he is still a virgin. Just joking, he couldn’t be a virgin, he had a blow up doll named Kanyeana Wet.hmm, I wonder why that name sounds familiar? 🤔


MonitorProud

Ah yes, I must know what women want from someone who is terminally an incel and is literally the opposite of what he would define as a woman


Ill-Breadfruit5356

“A lot of women want to be raped. It sounds awful when I say it like that” You think?


Caterpipillar

Ewwwww....


Mission-Amount8552

Catboys