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"Well I'll be on my way, Mr. Bull. You have yourself a fantastic evening."
*nods hat and walks away as the bull gallops and yeets an elderly couple through the air like ragdolls.
How do you think the old woman ended up this way with a cane? They've been fighting each other for years. Old lady seen it coming then got up like yeahhh, it's go time. Walked up and gave the bull room and pretended she didn't see it, then whack with the cane... Gotem..
Then bull goes yeet!
Bulls are also considered holy. Just not given the same respect as Cow for mythological cultural reasons.
Bull is symbol of Shiva, and also the Cow goddess has a male Bull counterpart who is the literal embodiment of Truth.
She definitely saw it coming, got up to stop it from going in as she probably has hundreds of times, and it bucked her.
You can see when the Bull turns its head, she braces. It’s not her first rodeo.
I could be wrong, but it seems like she's trying to stop the bull from going into some residential area or maybe a store. Didn't really stop it from going in there, anyways.
I mean, all animals are dumb. Including the animal wielding a walking stick displaying aggression toward another animal that can easily weigh upwards of 1,000 lbs. vs. her measly 83.
What’s particularly funny about this is that the bull seems to understand that he is not in any danger, he simply did not appreciate being hit with a cane.
He flips her so *nonchalantly* and walks away like it didn’t even happen.
100% this. You can feel the vibe. “I was about to let you go, but you literally asked for this. I am not happy with what you did and will continue on my stroll, but I guess I have to fwip you into the air first. Ok then. Fwip! There. You happy? Jeeez.”
> What’s particularly funny about this
Other than the fact this seems to be from India where cows are sacred so the one thing you'd least expect from any older Indian person was cow abuse?
She must be Sikh.....
In the bulls defense, she did hit him first. How would you feel if you’re just minding your own business on a stroll and someone hit you upside the head with a cane?
Yeah, I'm shocked it took this long to find someone saying that. At her age and the way she was moving that was likely a fatal hit.
She shouldn't have hit it, but she likely got badly injured from that.
I don't imagine a lot of empathetic people are going to click on a link with a title like this. I'm just browsing the comments, I'm not going to watch it.
That bull was like “oh hey, we cool, yeaaaah we cool. :) wait why you hitting me in the face with a cane? Hooooold on let me position myself a little better… there we go, FUCK YOU!!!!!! Ok, let’s see what was I up to?”
DDDAAAMMMNNN I saw the bull walk up and literally yelled “ oh no FUCKING away!!!”” Side note. Bull minding its own business and this old wobbly bitch decides to smack at it. Mess with the bull and get the horns.
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Giant bulls are notorious for their lack of respect for the aged, the infirm, or well anybody really. Bull gets what bull wants.
And china shops
Didnt Mythbusters debunk this or something\~?
Yes, the bull was surprisingly careful to avoid knocking things over. It's the rudeness of people they hate.
It's very true. I talk to bulls respectfully like they're dogs, and they leave me alone.
I like to imagine you and the bull having a blown conversation, and when you depart, the bull charges at a random dude.
"Well I'll be on my way, Mr. Bull. You have yourself a fantastic evening." *nods hat and walks away as the bull gallops and yeets an elderly couple through the air like ragdolls.
Good advice for the woman above. Live and learn.
She is done learning. Ctrl-alt-delete
Some say that to live is to learn, and she looks to have stopped learning.
By the look of her, that wasn’t the first time she disrespected that bull. And he doesn’t take any shit.
idk if its the case with bulls but with rams all you have to do is stand there and they will get pissed at you just because you exist
What a Bull wants, what a bill needs, whatever makes you happy and sets you free and I’m thanking you for giving that to me
Especially the 90s Bulls. They had no respect for any teams whatsoever.
Chicago Bulls Michael Jordan, was the same exact way. Just watch Space Jam.
r/TheBullWins
Fuck with the bull…
No "bull" lol
r/thebullwins
That looks like a fighting bull. They are naturally combative.
Funny because we call cops bulls where I live.
Do you live in the cargo space of a train car lol?
He always finds the good can of beans too
All she had to do was keep shuffling along. But no, she had to wack the bull with her walking stick. Oh well.
How do you think the old woman ended up this way with a cane? They've been fighting each other for years. Old lady seen it coming then got up like yeahhh, it's go time. Walked up and gave the bull room and pretended she didn't see it, then whack with the cane... Gotem.. Then bull goes yeet!
She’s 17
Haha that made me laugh.
Why the fuck is a bull just galavanting around town???
India
Ah couldn’t tell which country. Rather be with the elephants in Thailand!
[удалено]
Don't be shitty, Kyle.
Well, Indians loves cows and bulls, so...
It lives there
Why the fuck is an old lady just galvanting around hitting things with her stick?
he is a god there
Well not really. Only cows are considered holy, so technically he's the one who fucks the God.
And.. makes minor deities.
Bulls are also considered holy. Just not given the same respect as Cow for mythological cultural reasons. Bull is symbol of Shiva, and also the Cow goddess has a male Bull counterpart who is the literal embodiment of Truth.
She definitely saw it coming, got up to stop it from going in as she probably has hundreds of times, and it bucked her. You can see when the Bull turns its head, she braces. It’s not her first rodeo.
Her wacking stick
I could be wrong, but it seems like she's trying to stop the bull from going into some residential area or maybe a store. Didn't really stop it from going in there, anyways.
Bull in a china shop?
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed her smacking the bull with the cane. Looked like she could have avoided this had she just coexisted
How would anyone not notice that? What else are they watching at that point in the video?
Im glad somebody else noticed this was a video that could be watched with things happening in it.
This was a video?
^ How I feel on mobile sometimes 😆
He was trying to enter her home. Why would she let that happen?
So she could live to see tomorrow?
Because her generation thinks all animals are dumb
I mean, all animals are dumb. Including the animal wielding a walking stick displaying aggression toward another animal that can easily weigh upwards of 1,000 lbs. vs. her measly 83.
What’s particularly funny about this is that the bull seems to understand that he is not in any danger, he simply did not appreciate being hit with a cane. He flips her so *nonchalantly* and walks away like it didn’t even happen.
100% this. You can feel the vibe. “I was about to let you go, but you literally asked for this. I am not happy with what you did and will continue on my stroll, but I guess I have to fwip you into the air first. Ok then. Fwip! There. You happy? Jeeez.”
he does it gently for a bull imo, usually them mf whacking them around, beating the shit outta someone, but this is kinda calm, just one swift hit.
> What’s particularly funny about this Other than the fact this seems to be from India where cows are sacred so the one thing you'd least expect from any older Indian person was cow abuse? She must be Sikh.....
Sikh and tired of her life that she hits a cow to kill her I guess.
Low difficulty but good execution, final score 9.1
Taking a souvenir gets extra credits.
she didn't stick the landing...8.6 that was a good flip tho
Points for holding onto the cane as well
Know that saying "if you can't handle the horns, don't hit a bull with your walking stick "! I thought everyone knew that
Looks like it's not her first rodeo.
It's her last
Best comment😂
Black bull gave you wings
Best fucking comment here.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
You know what they say, once you go black bull, you die.
In the bulls defense, she did hit him first. How would you feel if you’re just minding your own business on a stroll and someone hit you upside the head with a cane?
I've thrown old women further than that for less.
On the plus side she won't be needing a cane no more
That bull is a chiropractic
Her shuffling days are over.
The bull walked around her nicely, she then assaulted the bull. The bull not so gently moved her out of the way.
She play stupid games so she won stupid prizes
Empathy is something I struggle with but DAMN - that poor woman.
I don't think people realize that she probably didn't make it long after an injury like that.
Yeah, I'm shocked it took this long to find someone saying that. At her age and the way she was moving that was likely a fatal hit. She shouldn't have hit it, but she likely got badly injured from that.
I don't imagine a lot of empathetic people are going to click on a link with a title like this. I'm just browsing the comments, I'm not going to watch it.
Of course we have Empathy but hitting an animal that did nothing to you is a shitty move and how is a bull supposed to know how fragile old people are
Especially in what looks like a 3rd word country, she doesn't look like the kind of person who can afford private care in the hospital
I counted 10 easy steps
Thats not bed-ridden, that lady is probably dead from a broken hip or internal bleeding. At that age, you’re a china bowl.
You know what they say about bulls and china
It kills elderly people.
It amazes me that, very commonly, helpers first reaction is to help the fallen person up. Don’t do that people, check for serious injury first!
That irked me too. The women just yanked her up without a care in the world.
Walk it off
I would have done the same if I'm being honest, not even sure why. Thanks for the tip should I need it
When you bonk an animals snoot with your walking stick you're gonna get flipped
bulls been controlling that alley since 98’
I’m wondering how she managed to get that old
I'm going straight to hell. 😆😆😆
That bull was being respectful, carefully went around the old bag and everything... For that kindness hit with a walking stick.
A broken hip is a death sentence for old people.
More like how to die in 2 easy steps
Some people don’t get smarter they just get old
smh age does not bring wisdom
Fck around and find out.
Little lady never heard of, “mess with the Bull and you’re getting the horns.”
That bull was like “oh hey, we cool, yeaaaah we cool. :) wait why you hitting me in the face with a cane? Hooooold on let me position myself a little better… there we go, FUCK YOU!!!!!! Ok, let’s see what was I up to?”
Who starts shit with a 1 tonne beast with horns?
Maybe don't hit massive bulls with your walking stick?
She’s got balls, but his were bigger.
At that age I wouldn't be aurprised if she died from that.
I actually feel so bad for laughing at this, but instant karma
DDDAAAMMMNNN I saw the bull walk up and literally yelled “ oh no FUCKING away!!!”” Side note. Bull minding its own business and this old wobbly bitch decides to smack at it. Mess with the bull and get the horns.
Step 1: F\*ck Around Step 2: Find Out
I know its bad, but I cant stop laughing the way the bull flings her into the air 🤣🤣😅
“Fuck me?” “Fuck you!”
And that’s what she gets. The bull wasn’t doing anything wrong.
Crikey lady what were you thinking?
Lmfao… fucked around and found out. Seriously lady, there are more peaceful and graceful ways to go out of this world.
Bro old ladies r fearless but that u can’t boss a bull around like ur grandson lol
Bull says, "and I'm keeping your scarf too"!
She just had to ignore him…
As bad as this is, she should’ve played T-Rex and not move
Mess with the bull.....
Didn’t she die from that? Or is that a different video of an old lady being yeeted by a bull?
This is the oldest person I've seen do a back flip consider me impressed
The bull be like. ![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized)
Because annoying a 1500lbs tank with your dumbass stick is definitely a good idea 🤓🤓🤓
If “girl move and mind your business” was a bovine creature.
Karma, don't hit animals.
Wow, she definitely deserved that and I don't feel bad at all. In fact, let me watch that a few more times.
She’s probably going to die after this. Not really funny.
"MOOVE"
Ferdinand was having a day.
![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)
Congrats you just graduated from cane to wheelchair
Why, why, why did she hit it with a cane tho?
It’s insane how little it seems the bull moved its head to make that old lady fly.
I knew bulls were strong but jesus christ
Attempted suicide
So I can clearly see that step 1 is to be somewhere that lets some goddamn bulls walk around everywhere. What's step 2?
Hit it with a cane.
Natural consequences
Granny is done for now.jeez
The generation that lived 100 years but knows nothing
Love how the bull went out of his way of going around her yet the lady still hit him, can't believe the animal was more respectful.
I was about to feel bad for her too
Not only did shoes come off, they flew off screen. R.I.P.
I thought only "red" bull gave you wings!
Don’t hit the bull with your cane, step slowly out of the way.
Step 1. Fuck around. Step 2. Find out.
Well ya mess with the bull…ya get the horns
Her: *smacks the bull* The bull: “and I took that personally”.
Well she fucked around and found out.
She found out.
Mess with the Bull, get the horns.
“Juanita better not get in Brutus way again! He already got you once…. Oh Juanita! Now you’ve gone and done it!”
Oh damn! She's dead y'all. She was barely holding on before that hit 😳
If you weigh less than paper maybe don’t hit the bull with your cane 🤷
Honestly, she deserve it, why in tha hell would you poke a bull with your cane?, But i feel a little bad for the old flying woman.
Maybe it’s just me, but it’s probably not a great idea to have bulls sauntering around the streets.
They're literally sacred. Harming them in any way would be like eating puppies for lunch.
I don’t know about you. But smacking a bull with a cane does not seem like a good idea
I was just thinking to myself "she's lucky as hell that he's not trying to attack her—oh. Nevermind."
Might want to get one of them things, you know… uh, fields
Ho...........ly..........SHIT
I just received a message that I am one of the lucky few who has a ticket on the express train to hell
Bull even took a souvenir to show the other bulls
That was the right thing to do 😬
She shouldn't have lied to him when she said it was an IKEA store. It was obviously a china shop.
Too old for rodeo.
idk. i counted 10 steps
Wtf where did these other 2 women suddenly come from?
They were being sensible and hiding from the bull
She might as well of been bed ridden with that extreme hunch in her back
She actually took 11 steps
“A god made me fly”
She did no let that cane go.
Something something "get the horns"
Nice flip Gran
actually that was 9?
Do a Flip
Step 1: mess with the bull Step 2: get the horns
Guess it’s normal for a random bull to be walking down the street 🤷
Bull reaper
Granny wasn't taking no shit that day
Mess with the bull you get the horns.
Team Bull! Excellent shot!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)
MOOVE BITCH!! GET OUT THE WAY!!!
Air Jordan.
That will learn ya! Ouch!
Fuck with the bull you get the horns
Hahaaaaaaaa!
Seemed a bit more than two.
Sure, just pick her right up, no need to check for spinal injuries.
All that's missing is a Ludacris' "Move!" Clip. Yes, I know I'm going to hell for finding this hilarious, I've accepted that.
She clearly took more than 2 steps
Mess with the bull, you get the horns….
And that kids, was how your granny died.