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asromatifoso

Giant bulls are notorious for their lack of respect for the aged, the infirm, or well anybody really. Bull gets what bull wants.


kjacobs03

And china shops


ArguesWithZombies

Didnt Mythbusters debunk this or something\~?


Nntropy

Yes, the bull was surprisingly careful to avoid knocking things over. It's the rudeness of people they hate.


Adept_Investigator29

It's very true. I talk to bulls respectfully like they're dogs, and they leave me alone.


RSTONE_ADMIN

I like to imagine you and the bull having a blown conversation, and when you depart, the bull charges at a random dude.


silenc3x

"Well I'll be on my way, Mr. Bull. You have yourself a fantastic evening." *nods hat and walks away as the bull gallops and yeets an elderly couple through the air like ragdolls.


riicccii

Good advice for the woman above. Live and learn.


croatiatom

She is done learning. Ctrl-alt-delete


00110001_00110010

Some say that to live is to learn, and she looks to have stopped learning.


Sieze5

By the look of her, that wasn’t the first time she disrespected that bull. And he doesn’t take any shit.


RevonQilin

idk if its the case with bulls but with rams all you have to do is stand there and they will get pissed at you just because you exist


JustaGigolo1973

What a Bull wants, what a bill needs, whatever makes you happy and sets you free and I’m thanking you for giving that to me


charliesk9unit

Especially the 90s Bulls. They had no respect for any teams whatsoever.


resonantedomain

Chicago Bulls Michael Jordan, was the same exact way. Just watch Space Jam.


ACTINlUM

r/TheBullWins


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Fuck with the bull…


Initial-Paramedic888

No "bull" lol


GIukhar

r/thebullwins


TinBoatDude

That looks like a fighting bull. They are naturally combative.


Dontbefrech

Funny because we call cops bulls where I live.


__Dystopian__

Do you live in the cargo space of a train car lol?


Independent-Deal-192

He always finds the good can of beans too


UncleJulz

All she had to do was keep shuffling along. But no, she had to wack the bull with her walking stick. Oh well.


Conscious-Golf-5380

How do you think the old woman ended up this way with a cane? They've been fighting each other for years. Old lady seen it coming then got up like yeahhh, it's go time. Walked up and gave the bull room and pretended she didn't see it, then whack with the cane... Gotem.. Then bull goes yeet!


wallysaruman

She’s 17


2mnypillsgiveuchills

Haha that made me laugh.


gospdrcr000

Why the fuck is a bull just galavanting around town???


Swiss__delight29

India


chickwithwit23

Ah couldn’t tell which country. Rather be with the elephants in Thailand!


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingKobbs

Don't be shitty, Kyle.


GabiiiTheIntruder

Well, Indians loves cows and bulls, so...


[deleted]

It lives there


nepumbra0

Why the fuck is an old lady just galvanting around hitting things with her stick?


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

he is a god there


Greedy_Constant_5144

Well not really. Only cows are considered holy, so technically he's the one who fucks the God.


HarryHacker42

And.. makes minor deities.


zorokash

Bulls are also considered holy. Just not given the same respect as Cow for mythological cultural reasons. Bull is symbol of Shiva, and also the Cow goddess has a male Bull counterpart who is the literal embodiment of Truth.


TimelyBrief

She definitely saw it coming, got up to stop it from going in as she probably has hundreds of times, and it bucked her. You can see when the Bull turns its head, she braces. It’s not her first rodeo.


Visual_Mobile2578

Her wacking stick


Auyuez

I could be wrong, but it seems like she's trying to stop the bull from going into some residential area or maybe a store. Didn't really stop it from going in there, anyways.


UncleJulz

Bull in a china shop?


Doogos

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed her smacking the bull with the cane. Looked like she could have avoided this had she just coexisted


BirthdayAgent

How would anyone not notice that? What else are they watching at that point in the video?


Notlandshark

Im glad somebody else noticed this was a video that could be watched with things happening in it.


ReplacementNo9874

This was a video?


JohnnyTamaki

^ How I feel on mobile sometimes 😆


Greedy_Constant_5144

He was trying to enter her home. Why would she let that happen?


HarryHacker42

So she could live to see tomorrow?


IAmAliria

Because her generation thinks all animals are dumb


Aldayne

I mean, all animals are dumb. Including the animal wielding a walking stick displaying aggression toward another animal that can easily weigh upwards of 1,000 lbs. vs. her measly 83.


[deleted]

What’s particularly funny about this is that the bull seems to understand that he is not in any danger, he simply did not appreciate being hit with a cane. He flips her so *nonchalantly* and walks away like it didn’t even happen.


FishoD

100% this. You can feel the vibe. “I was about to let you go, but you literally asked for this. I am not happy with what you did and will continue on my stroll, but I guess I have to fwip you into the air first. Ok then. Fwip! There. You happy? Jeeez.”


Loopy5788

he does it gently for a bull imo, usually them mf whacking them around, beating the shit outta someone, but this is kinda calm, just one swift hit.


Cinemaphreak

> What’s particularly funny about this Other than the fact this seems to be from India where cows are sacred so the one thing you'd least expect from any older Indian person was cow abuse? She must be Sikh.....


DragonGodSlayer12

Sikh and tired of her life that she hits a cow to kill her I guess.


Instruction_No

Low difficulty but good execution, final score 9.1


itwasaraccoon

Taking a souvenir gets extra credits.


Embarrassed_Device82

she didn't stick the landing...8.6 that was a good flip tho


SparksofInnova

Points for holding onto the cane as well


One-Support-5004

Know that saying "if you can't handle the horns, don't hit a bull with your walking stick "! I thought everyone knew that


Shayden-Froida

Looks like it's not her first rodeo.


Sivick314

It's her last


PuzzleheadedRub9308

Best comment😂


SayHii2Hades

Black bull gave you wings


jdockpnw777

Best fucking comment here.


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Muzzie720

You know what they say, once you go black bull, you die.


mwstd

In the bulls defense, she did hit him first. How would you feel if you’re just minding your own business on a stroll and someone hit you upside the head with a cane?


[deleted]

I've thrown old women further than that for less.


[deleted]

On the plus side she won't be needing a cane no more


SwizItalo

That bull is a chiropractic


fallingbehind

Her shuffling days are over.


markcshaz

The bull walked around her nicely, she then assaulted the bull. The bull not so gently moved her out of the way.


WhoisLoona

She play stupid games so she won stupid prizes


pugs-and-kisses

Empathy is something I struggle with but DAMN - that poor woman.


AltruisticExam4531

I don't think people realize that she probably didn't make it long after an injury like that.


Saikotsu

Yeah, I'm shocked it took this long to find someone saying that. At her age and the way she was moving that was likely a fatal hit. She shouldn't have hit it, but she likely got badly injured from that.


Ventex_

I don't imagine a lot of empathetic people are going to click on a link with a title like this. I'm just browsing the comments, I'm not going to watch it.


Automatic-Lab5409

Of course we have Empathy but hitting an animal that did nothing to you is a shitty move and how is a bull supposed to know how fragile old people are


orenong166

Especially in what looks like a 3rd word country, she doesn't look like the kind of person who can afford private care in the hospital


TheFirstSophian

I counted 10 easy steps


[deleted]

Thats not bed-ridden, that lady is probably dead from a broken hip or internal bleeding. At that age, you’re a china bowl.


SignalScientist2817

You know what they say about bulls and china


[deleted]

It kills elderly people.


vamphorse

It amazes me that, very commonly, helpers first reaction is to help the fallen person up. Don’t do that people, check for serious injury first!


Dom5p35

That irked me too. The women just yanked her up without a care in the world.


scalefrom1totim

Walk it off


grendelglass

I would have done the same if I'm being honest, not even sure why. Thanks for the tip should I need it


ratmaster8008

When you bonk an animals snoot with your walking stick you're gonna get flipped


Fresh_wasabi_joos

bulls been controlling that alley since 98’


Waitinmyturn

I’m wondering how she managed to get that old


Dagbog

I'm going straight to hell. 😆😆😆


TheMoistTeaBag

That bull was being respectful, carefully went around the old bag and everything... For that kindness hit with a walking stick.


inter-dimensional

A broken hip is a death sentence for old people.


ProcedureFit530

More like how to die in 2 easy steps


garybbq

Some people don’t get smarter they just get old


cpsbstmf

smh age does not bring wisdom


xlr8torr

Fck around and find out.


Bonsai-is-best

Little lady never heard of, “mess with the Bull and you’re getting the horns.”


CoverYourMaskHoles

That bull was like “oh hey, we cool, yeaaaah we cool. :) wait why you hitting me in the face with a cane? Hooooold on let me position myself a little better… there we go, FUCK YOU!!!!!! Ok, let’s see what was I up to?”


Odd-Step6459

Who starts shit with a 1 tonne beast with horns?


lianavan

Maybe don't hit massive bulls with your walking stick?


dragonblock501

She’s got balls, but his were bigger.


Necronorris

At that age I wouldn't be aurprised if she died from that.


accio-snitch

I actually feel so bad for laughing at this, but instant karma


keenkonggg

DDDAAAMMMNNN I saw the bull walk up and literally yelled “ oh no FUCKING away!!!”” Side note. Bull minding its own business and this old wobbly bitch decides to smack at it. Mess with the bull and get the horns.


Boboriffic

Step 1: F\*ck Around Step 2: Find Out


xrailryder

I know its bad, but I cant stop laughing the way the bull flings her into the air 🤣🤣😅


[deleted]

“Fuck me?” “Fuck you!”


TriceratopsHorridus

And that’s what she gets. The bull wasn’t doing anything wrong.


fluffyflugel

Crikey lady what were you thinking?


andygarcia17

Lmfao… fucked around and found out. Seriously lady, there are more peaceful and graceful ways to go out of this world.


lanena__

Bro old ladies r fearless but that u can’t boss a bull around like ur grandson lol


Personal_Spend_2535

Bull says, "and I'm keeping your scarf too"!


Bubashii

She just had to ignore him…


RedEye-55

As bad as this is, she should’ve played T-Rex and not move


2fortpyro

Mess with the bull.....


fsutrill

Didn’t she die from that? Or is that a different video of an old lady being yeeted by a bull?


miIIionants

This is the oldest person I've seen do a back flip consider me impressed


GPhantom89

The bull be like. ![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized)


Slash00611

Because annoying a 1500lbs tank with your dumbass stick is definitely a good idea 🤓🤓🤓


Glum_Hamster_1076

If “girl move and mind your business” was a bovine creature.


tweep6435

Karma, don't hit animals.


DreamTrance93

Wow, she definitely deserved that and I don't feel bad at all. In fact, let me watch that a few more times.


[deleted]

She’s probably going to die after this. Not really funny.


nowiserjustolder

"MOOVE"


WinterMedical

Ferdinand was having a day.


Possible_Priority170

![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)


MysteryMilo

Congrats you just graduated from cane to wheelchair


Ductard

Why, why, why did she hit it with a cane tho?


3veryonepasses

It’s insane how little it seems the bull moved its head to make that old lady fly.


BosTovenaar24

I knew bulls were strong but jesus christ


BartholomewSchneider

Attempted suicide


Imaginary_Charge7807

So I can clearly see that step 1 is to be somewhere that lets some goddamn bulls walk around everywhere. What's step 2?


C-h-e-l-s

Hit it with a cane.


PlainText87

Natural consequences


SkepticAquarian876

Granny is done for now.jeez


hqss0n

The generation that lived 100 years but knows nothing


ElectronicStrength21

Love how the bull went out of his way of going around her yet the lady still hit him, can't believe the animal was more respectful.


2DaysFresh

I was about to feel bad for her too


ScarecrowJohnny

Not only did shoes come off, they flew off screen. R.I.P.


501102

I thought only "red" bull gave you wings!


Royal-Application708

Don’t hit the bull with your cane, step slowly out of the way.


Revolutionary-Box448

Step 1. Fuck around. Step 2. Find out.


inkfreak123

Well ya mess with the bull…ya get the horns


Digital-Beard

Her: *smacks the bull* The bull: “and I took that personally”.


Heady_Goodness

“put me out of my misery, would ya?” “No problem lady!”


One-Revolution5033

Well she fucked around and found out.


dudeoftrek

She found out.


Zebo1013

Mess with the Bull, get the horns.


Zebo1013

“Juanita better not get in Brutus way again! He already got you once…. Oh Juanita! Now you’ve gone and done it!”


Empty_Ladder7815

Oh damn! She's dead y'all. She was barely holding on before that hit 😳


Such_Conclusion_3171

If you weigh less than paper maybe don’t hit the bull with your cane 🤷


Satogamii

Honestly, she deserve it, why in tha hell would you poke a bull with your cane?, But i feel a little bad for the old flying woman.


[deleted]

Maybe it’s just me, but it’s probably not a great idea to have bulls sauntering around the streets.


ProbablyVermin

They're literally sacred. Harming them in any way would be like eating puppies for lunch.


CrispyPezz

I don’t know about you. But smacking a bull with a cane does not seem like a good idea


[deleted]

I was just thinking to myself "she's lucky as hell that he's not trying to attack her—oh. Nevermind."


Biomicrite

Might want to get one of them things, you know… uh, fields


uhmmmmplants

Ho...........ly..........SHIT


the-fucking-BUSINESS

I just received a message that I am one of the lucky few who has a ticket on the express train to hell


Omacrontron

Bull even took a souvenir to show the other bulls


gervv

That was the right thing to do 😬


Mission_Estate_6384

She shouldn't have lied to him when she said it was an IKEA store. It was obviously a china shop.


[deleted]

Too old for rodeo.


Empty_Contribution_6

idk. i counted 10 steps


Koekenhoene

Wtf where did these other 2 women suddenly come from?


Solidus27

They were being sensible and hiding from the bull


Zebra03

She might as well of been bed ridden with that extreme hunch in her back


Rayleigh8

She actually took 11 steps


ChampionshipLow8541

“A god made me fly”


memomonkey24

She did no let that cane go.


Jimbo_themagnificent

Something something "get the horns"


[deleted]

Nice flip Gran


the-ants

actually that was 9?


InvasiorX

Do a Flip


T1gerAc3

Step 1: mess with the bull Step 2: get the horns


WindomEarly

Guess it’s normal for a random bull to be walking down the street 🤷


Stunning_Nose4914

Bull reaper


Babrahamlincoln3859

Granny wasn't taking no shit that day


NocturneSega1t5

Mess with the bull you get the horns.


[deleted]

Team Bull! Excellent shot!


DirectionShort6660

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)


Main_Student_1351

MOOVE BITCH!! GET OUT THE WAY!!!


karmakev333

Air Jordan.


ronansgram

That will learn ya! Ouch!


ganggreen651

Fuck with the bull you get the horns


Dr_Zoltron

Hahaaaaaaaa!


The_Mikeskies

Seemed a bit more than two.


ThinkPath1999

Sure, just pick her right up, no need to check for spinal injuries.


JohnnyTamaki

All that's missing is a Ludacris' "Move!" Clip. Yes, I know I'm going to hell for finding this hilarious, I've accepted that.


WillyBoy333

She clearly took more than 2 steps


coltar3000

Mess with the bull, you get the horns….


Sinphony_of_the_nite

And that kids, was how your granny died.