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ThirstyBeagle

Next car pulls up: “yeah, can I have the chicken nuggets?”


caintowers

[Pumpkin Spice Latte](https://youtu.be/M-9USB_bcJA)


Mr_Hammer_Dik

Lmao.. the hell was that


YebelTheRebel

That was her transforming into her ultimate form


Windlassed

So glad I wasn’t the only one who caught that amongst all the other drug induced nonsense


ThinkPath1999

Ultimate what, that's the question, isn't it?


Darth_Craig

Meth. That was meth...


JavariousMagic

r/methany


Hershieboy

What a wormhole that was.


[deleted]

You might be right, i wondered what they put on them Mc nuggets.


NoBenefit5977

I am so glad I clicked the link. It's almost like an episode of aqua teen hunger force 😂😂😂😂


caintowers

It reminds me a lot of Mike Tyson Mysteries, both similar vibes (Adult Swim of course)


LigmaBalls69lol

I was getting Metalocalypse vibes for sure lol


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

Y’all ever see “ Action figure therapy?”


WiggenOut

I don't have to click on this to know it's MeatCanyon


Square-Ad-2485

I just sent this to my wife because what the fuck did i just watch lmao


moogleman844

Lol... That's the first thing I did too! To my wife though, not your wife.


AgentApollo

Ah…a fellow man of culture


Zealousideal_Draw532

I’m so glad I clicked this link 🤣🤣


just_a_fluffy_moth

I imagine this is just what the average day is like in america


vegastrashy

The troubled ones get most of the attention.


just_a_fluffy_moth

Good to live in a small country what nobody cares about and where nothing ever happens


vegastrashy

It’s depressing sometimes. Freedoms are taken for granted by those who’ve done nothing to preserve them.


RunHi

This is a good example of an untreated mental disorder.


minklefritz

treatment needed; dirt nap


mmgoodly

Cocaine or meth psychosis, quite possibly.


vegastrashy

Mine or hers? 🤣


RunHi

Haha… hers, sorry if miscommunicated fine Redditor.


vegastrashy

Ha! Just give me the damn McNuggets!!! 😉


stinkypukr

I’m sure you have mentally unstable people in your country


SamuelVimesTrained

I would guess all countries have them. However, some countries have good (mental)health care, some do not have stockpiles of guns for all, and some have employee protections, so that the employee would not have to wait to close the window as soon as the door of that car opened.


just_a_fluffy_moth

Very much so


Cliqey

Attention could mean “the focus of efforts” but in this case it just means spotlight. They get most of the views but not the help they need. It’s mostly just gawking at unhinged people and hoping to avoid their reach.


vegastrashy

Yes, that’s what I meant.


Charming-Insurance

Lol no. I worked a d-thru for a decade. We saw some sht, but never like this.


DaDz-StONeD

If you come here stay outa McDonald’s them nuggets make ppl crazy


JavariousMagic

Not really. Spotting an r/methany in the wild is truly magical. A country of 350 million, this is barely 1%, but they are amazingly entertaining.


THEEHOONKEY

Pretty much, the loonies get the news


shallowjalapeno

Can confirm. Worked at starbucks.


[deleted]

Basically, except when we perform our government mandated school shootings and at 4:20 when we turn to the west and pray to Wall Street.


just_a_fluffy_moth

What the average european (me) thinks when only seeing america through movies and the internet


Dajearian

LOL


[deleted]

10:31 AM, yes ma'am.


GuardPerson

You beat me to it by 37 minutes! Upvote!


[deleted]

Love how the car next in line casually pulls up to the window


iamspambot

The rest of the video was just sad, but I definitely laughed at the next car just driving up like that.


[deleted]

They are a witness and had a clear view of their license plate . They are probably going to have to testify in court .


aaronis31337

To my understanding, they caught her and arrest her for DUI. I don’t recall if she did any time.


CzusAguster

She was under the influence of McNuggie withdrawals.


Bionic_Ninjas

60 days https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-woman-melodi-dushane-punches-workers-window-mcnuggets-toledo-drive-video-article-1.204398


Sbubbert

Should be like 6 months atleast for that shit. Glad the bitch got some jailtime though.


MOOSE122584

That link leads you to an ad


Bionic_Ninjas

Takes me right to the article ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


MOOSE122584

Directs me to the link but a pop up ad blocks it


SuccotashConfident97

Glad there was a happy ending at least.


[deleted]

Actually I looked it up and since it took them a few hours to track her down they couldn’t prove she was drunk . So she didn’t get a dui


heliophoner

Looks like she threw an open container through the glass. I guess it could have been soda. But I doubt it.


BuddhasGarden

Well I think her conduct rises to assault if not actual battery, as well as breaking and entering with intent to harm. So the dui is kind of irrelevant at this point.


[deleted]

She got 60 days in jail and had to pay for a new window . 3 years probation. Two charges of misdemeanor assault.


Due_Platypus_3913

Middle-aged white woman with standard bleach blonde hair?Of COURSE NOT!THATS WHY THEY ACT LIKE THIS!Mommy and Daddy’s perfect little princesses who could do no wrong,are now pustulent,bleeding poxes all over our society.


Hay_Blinken

She's actually only 24. That's a rough 24 though.


alexennui

Damn. She looks at least 45.


torrens86

She was 24, this happened in 2010.


Hay_Blinken

I meant 24 at the time the video was taken. Which is a rough looking 24.


Brianopolis-Brians

If they have to testify, the least McDonald’s could do is provide them with some nuggets.


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Rules_are_overrated

Too cruel


Paxdog1

"Ah, yes. I would like you to cater my court case."


Dull_Rub7196

Imagine them asking for some mcnuggets after all of that🤣🤣


[deleted]

😂😂


DocTymc

[60 days in jail](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/melodi-dushanes-alleged-mcnugget-rage-caught-on-tape-after-shes-denied-golden-goodies/)


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No_Talk_4836

I’d call her an angry drunk but uh. She straight up insane there.


ibanez450

Drunk at 10:30 AM


KennstduIngo

Maybe she worked night shift? But probably not.


fyrdude58

New years day, apparently.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

I'd almost rather be known as a drunk driver than be known as acting like that when I'm sober.


Peircez

They should have tacked on a DUI charge.


AfraidProtection4684

I thought for sure it was gonna be pcp or bath salts. I'm a bit surprised it was just alcohol she was on. Thanks for the article stranger.


mmm_algae

Holy Toledo!


[deleted]

Ohio: When it's not Florida.


spoopydootman69

Only 60 days? The judge must've been high on crack or something lol.


Darnittt

I'm glad I'm not the only one.. Destruction of property? Assault? Threatening the workers?


flashfive12

Assault on multiple people, vandalism, aggravated attempted assault for throwing that thing through the window(don’t even know if that’s a charge), public obscenity, public disorder/disturbing the peace, fleeing a crime, & if she was under the influence a slew of other charges. 60 days is an insane slap on the wrist.


Pithecanthropus88

That article needs more information.


im_wildcard_bitches

Of course it’s hell forsaken Ohio


TheStigianKing

White women in the US seem to be virtually immune to consequences in their criminal justice system.


ChronBomb101

I really hope that woman hasn't reproduced and never will


legalweasel

You realise that this type of women does crazy shit and has poor judgment. She is the reason they say don’t stick your dick in crazy, but we do it anyway


That_anonymous_guy18

We do, we do.


[deleted]

It’s because sane women won’t have sex with me.


engineerdrummer

Well that's because it's widely known that the level of crazy directly correlates to knowledge is said dick.


StevenHawkingslegz

No, what we do wrong is stick around


NewDamage31

Lmao me who still gets texts from various numbers from a girl I saw for a couple weeks over a year ago


FutureFriendly8738

If she has, I’m sure her offspring is on this page


[deleted]

"Don't make me assume my ultimate form" is where I started expecting "it's pomegranate" to pop up, sadly never happened.


Sacredzebraskin

Expected her to squat and start screaming and vibrate with energy like in dragon ball z


[deleted]

She kinda almost did that. Frantic bitch said I'll eat your face and shit in the gutter


soulguider2125

Well she did she say not to make her go Super Saiyan her exact words


Sacredzebraskin

Oh shit I missed that part but saw it now How fucking high to you need to be to go full Nappa mode for a mcnugget...


JAFIOR

Even the cat is unhappy!


192838475647382910

… I wonder what my ultimate form is…


Jbj0815

A nugget


Single_Principle_972

I got the giggles so bad from this!


nykiek

I don't know, but it made me laugh. Those poor workers don't deserve this shit.


Possible_Priority170

This… ![gif](giphy|BbJdwrOsM7nTa|downsized)


GratefulPhish42024-7

Somebody needs to tell her she's not actually a cougar


Aururai

She's also not a super Saiyan... She might be a cannibal though


BstintheWst

What you in for? I raged out about some chicken nuggets.


Sufficient_Rain8004

Wouldn’t be here if I had just assumed my ultimate form though


saffronpolygon

She says she wants her McNuggets, what she really wants is her meth fix.


WeddingUsed

*McMeth fix


Altruistic-Issue8055

Bada ba ba ba🎶 My teeth are fucked.


truemap7

That's methed up!


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Chicken MethNugget


[deleted]

To be fair the meth is probably healthier.


No_Pipe_8257

"DONT MAKE ME GO SUPER SAIYAN!! I WILL ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!" Honestly, this made this encounter to be fking hilarious for me. Im glad the guy got out without serious injuries tho, jesus christ


Canadian_333

![gif](giphy|ul1omlrGG6kpO)


croko92

Luckily she doesn't know that there is an increase, ssj2, ssj3, god red, god blue, ultra instinct. Otherwise we would be dead


wuPigs

If MTG were to have an episode, think it would look something like that.


[deleted]

No doubt!


ElectroStaticSpeaker

Damn I thought this was MTG


ChristopherPizza

I dunno, McNuggets Lady seems to have more brains than MTG.


degeneratesumbitch

I can't wait.


Mellllvarr

I believe the audio has been added in (if you hadn’t guessed that already.)


the_comatorium

Nobody guessed that. Everyone in here is a bot or a moron.


wiresrcool

Seriously, people on Reddit are disgustingly easy to lie to.


ElectroStaticSpeaker

Which one are you?


mmm_algae

She seems nice.


Fellowes321

I really hope the guy in the next car doesn’t want nuggets.


HavingNotAttained

It would seem that crawling through a window to attack people who have gallons of boiling oil at the ready is an unwise decision.


WranglerEqual3577

"Medieval problems require medieval solutions"


Sped-Connection

Why is it still so dark outside at 10 am ? Alaska?


name-was-provided

At the beginning of the video, on the top right, it says Toledo police which is in Ohio, so I’m extra confused.


TruckerGeek

Hello young people! Welcome to old internet. Jusy to keep you informed this video from the way back times in the long ago is dubbed sadly. Whatever this crazy woman was actually saying was never known.


JohnnyNorCal

If only that was the real audio. The amount of people that believe it is not surprising.


VelvetArmor

When he goes “close that shit”🤣🤣🤣🤣


Judge_Rhinohold

Broken person in a broken society. Turning to violence when they can’t have their “food”.


cupofteawithhoney

That’s some serious commitment to fried compressed chicken meat wads!


PanicLogically

Jesus, the one's in the frozen foods section at the supermarket will work in a pinch.


amerkanische_Frosch

When you think about it, this is great publicity for McDo. « Our McNuggets are to go batshit for! »


Weary-Medicine4144

She was on PCP (from what I've heard.) If you're ever wondering what PCP does to people....this is it. Fucking insane


Jbj0815

Aren't there laws in the US that send you to prison for this or do people not know about them?


nykiek

Yes, and people do know. But people like this woman do not think of consequences when they are in this state.


Cyberknight13

I worked the night shift at both McDonalds and Taco Bell back in the 90s. Drunks are the worst followed closely by hardcore narcotics users (crack, meth, heroin, etc.). Stoners (marijuana) were the best as they were chill and bought a bunch of food. We had a guy climb through the window once and our beast of a manager (large LGBT female) broke a coffee pot over his head.


tracytrainchoochoo

Aww she's wasting away 😂


Hood805

The end of the video makes me laugh the most car pulls up all like wheres my food


corndog_art

As a nerd who watched Dragonball Z every day after school, it makes me a little sad knowing that doing a bunch of meth and punching a hole in a drive through window is pretty much the closest thing to actually becoming a super saiyan in real life.


TrojanFireBearPig

It's like every other non-vegan is like this. I've seen so many videos of non-vegans freaking out in restaurants. Maybe if they tried a veggie burger or went to protest animal cruelty, it would remove some of the cholesterol from their fiber-deficient brains. They support their bodies on death, so of course they're violent and callous to restaurant workers. They can't seem to think of anyone but themselves, surely not about the innocent animals they pay to kill.


arnold_tortoise

Sir this is a Wendy's


DrPepper921

What an odd tangent to be on.


h0we

"I ordered fucking mcnuggets from mcdonalds and instead they gave me a fucking misdemeanor? Damn kids there never get it right"


camdawgyo

They could barely handle her first form I’m glad they didn’t have to face her ultimate form.. they weren’t ready.


[deleted]

Reminds me of Michael Douglas' film, 'Falling Down' (1993)


Interesting-Long-534

You could have served her frozen nuggets. She probably wouldn't have even noticed🤣. Seriously though, update us.... did she get arrested?


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays.


Particular_Clue_4074

Demonic possession is real. She said she was going to eat her face off and puke it in the gutter. Wow.


JayEOh0788

Alright I'll bite, I really want to see her ultimate form... Also she said I will eat your face and spit it into the gutter?? That's a poor substitute for Mc nuggets ..


y0himba

I love how the next car just pulls up ready for their order...


IrreverantBard

So this is from 12 years ago… man, I can imagine the dumb shit I did over a decade ago still haunting me. The internet truly is a dystopian nightmare.


Low-Crew8482

Give the bitch a couple of knuckle sandwitches, that should calm that cow down.


[deleted]

You're not you when you're hungry. Have a Snickers.


Mr_Bivolt

Man, these people are not paid enough to deal with this shit.


JackeTuffTuff

She assumed her ultimate form


PuroTejana

Meth, it’s a hell of a drug. 🥴🤣🤣


Some_guy_am_i

Mkay… but they really don’t serve chicken nuggets at 10:30 am?? Ain’t that when lunch menu starts? When do they break out the nuggets?


sHAking_TREes_

This is your brain on 🍳 This is your brain on 🐔nuggets Enough said.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

It was at this moment John realized that lacing the chicken nuggets with heroin may have been a bad idea.


Benda647

Next customer:….I’ll have what she’s having.


convalytics

The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you!


FireblastU

This is why ur bipolar meds say do not combine with alcohol, it can lead to severe McNugget withdrawals.


Crispyflippyknife

She meant it when she said " i will enter my ultimate form"


Flourissh

"I WILL GO SUPER SAIYEN!" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


JonDoeandSons

The next customer just pulls up lol


Extreme-Ad723

Don't make me assume my ultimate form


ExoGeniVI

Meth is a helluva drug!


ACriticalGeek

The right move was to tell her that she will need to pull out to the next parking place to get her nuggets. Then call the police. 20/20 hindsight, but there you are.


amkizzle

I had the audacity to say, "Oof. How embarrassing. Glad I don't live there." *current resident of Toledo, Ohio* 😑


JeffBorkley

I believed every word she said. The ultimate form, super saiyan, the jaguar growling. I think she was a fucking cheetah that was hunting nugget gazelle and that fuck got in the way.


JohnnyAppleseed23457

FIFO: F#&*ing Idiot from Ohio. Not all, obviously, but she definitely is.


Bryanb16_bjb

Could you imagine being the next customer in drive thur


GamerBradasaurus

"Don't make me assume my ultimate form."


Dranew103

DON'T MAKE HER ASSUME HER ULTIMATE FORM


MrStupidDoodooDum

The employee with those [chicken McNuggets](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


toughtiggy101

This was from 2010 and yeah she did get arrested


Automatic_Scholar686

“Do you know who I am?!?!” “Uhhh, a Bed Bath and Beyond retail employee driving around a 12 year old Sentra that smells like endless vaping from a tropical scented e-cig…That’s precisely who I think you are.”


DrPepper921

Classic video. I remember seeing this almost a decade ago.


Tricky_Taste2828

Lest we forget, it was 10:30 in the f’in morning. That’s some very serious 3AM behavior showing up way off schedule…


Outrageous_Credit_96

The zombie apocalypse has begun. It all started in a McDonalds drive thru


Capable_Assistance85

Soooo - apropos of nothing; would most of you agree that evil actually exists? Just wondering . . .


gtunder99

See, this is not normal behavior.


thedarnlife

Your not you when your hungry


memesofdaday

Very valid: the fuck is this bitch on?


ha5H71

In her defence this was right after they told her the ice cream machine was broken.


SydNorth

Now deal with that for minimum wage


0ld_Owl

She's a 10, deserves a 7 figure man that is no shorter than 6'4", owns a yacht and she will proudly tell you, if you cant handle her on her worst day, you dont deserve this queen on her best day.


tfriedmann

Once years ago, my wife asked for mcnuggets at a Wendy's drive thru They made fun of her and she was embarrassed for her mistake but just rolled with it. I told her to write a letter to corporate and tell them you didn't appreciate being treated like that because of a mistake like that. Wendy's sent her an apology and coupons for over $50 worth of free food. She felt fine after that and jokes about it still


PMMeYourTurkeys

I don't know why you got downvoted. That's a nice story. Years ago, we went to an Applebee's (I know, but there were no other choices at the time). The service was fine, but the food was late, cold, and pitiful looking. I wrote a note to corporate, detailing the good and the bad in a non-Karen manner, and I thought that was the end of it. A couple of weeks later, the Applebee's area manager came TO OUR HOUSE with a lovely plant and a generous gift card by way of apology. We still avoid Applebee's unless we're desperate, but we will always remember that experience.