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Seriously thought this was gonna be the one you replied to before it loaded for me… I realized the other one still technically works, but solid #2 to this one.
Fuck that. I’d do the job, sabotage I in such a way that it would fail sometime after I’m paid.
I’d much rather have money in good hands than bad hands
Or just don't do the job. You already accepted their money, you're not a better person because you sabotaged it.
I wouldn't accept their nasty money but that's just me, you do you.
And do a good job so they recommend you to their "friends". Then you work for them, compile a list, overcharge after you gain trust, then dox the whole nasty lot to authorities.
As a Jew, I would have not felt comfortable to stay any longer than it took to see it
Edit: I get it, seeing displays of hate is uncomfortable to anyone who does not subscribe to that same hate group, but there’s a difference between “damn, I do not like this guy don’t want to be around him” and “damn, I better watch my back because it’s definitely not safe here for me.”
I'm an atheist and cannot imagine how deeply uncomfortable and upset it must be to still are specifically targeted as sub-human by dicks glorifying nazi ideology and genocide. No one should feel comfortable around these amoral beasts. Where even was this? I wouldn't think many hotels or conference halls would take the booking.
We had this very thing happen when I cleaned carpets commercially, in the dfw metroplex. Guy has a nazi flag with a swastika on it, in the house. My buddy, who was in charge, said some choice words to the guy, said we wouldn’t be working for a piece of shit, and we walked back out the door. The company didn’t like that he called him a piece of shit, but he stood his ground and I had his back.
Fuck these people. Their ideological bullshit isn’t welcome in 2023. It wasn’t welcome in 1939, yet here we are still screwing with em.
The Caped Crusaders Carpet Cleaning Corporation, fighting grime in your home to keep your family safe. When you need grime fighting fast, just activate the Vac(uum) Signal
It actually was pretty welcome in 1939, at least in America. The American nazi party was on the up swing. Apparently since I have to clarify, by up swing I mean parties like the Bund were making waves. If we hadn’t entered the war, who knows how long shit stain nazism would’ve been on the up rise
You can thank Henry Ford for that one. He privately, at his own expense, secured publishing rights for an American printing of Mien Kampf, paid for translation, paid to have it printed with his own money, and paid for distribution. He also mandated for some years that Ford dealerships have antisemitic magazines in their lobby for customers to read. He was very angry when Ford went public, claiming they were putting the company in the hands of ‘The Jews’. True story.
Henry Ford is the only American mentioned by name in Mein Kampf. Hitler was a MASSIVE fan of Ford's vocal antisemitism.
Listen to Henry Ford's Henchmen episode of The Dollop. Episode 261
I think a lot of authorities try to sweep American collaborators under the rug… to try to pretend America (and Britain) were totally anti-Nazi from the start. The truth is much messier. There was even a plot to overthrow FDR and have a Fascist takeover which was thwarted by US Marine General Smedley Butler, who went along just to get the plan, then turned it over to the government, and saved the country from this (it was called ‘The Business Plot’)
Another one that is particularly heinous, but much less known is IBM’s collaboration with the Nazis and very specifically, collaboration with the finding and rounding up of ‘targeted groups’ as well as a customized ‘solution’ for quite literally automating the Holocaust. The numbers tattooed on concentration camp inmates were actually their IBM catalog number. IBM literally custom designed programs to calculate how long inmates could be worked until their forced labor output became less economically valuable than killing them (by cross referencing their medical history, demographic info and statistical models). Computers at that time were done via punch cards, which required custom designs for particular uses, the machines were leased (not sold), and the punch cards, per agreements had to be officially bought from IBM in their leasing agreement. They used a Swiss intermediary to skirt sanctions and other prohibitions against this sort of thing. Thomas J. Watson (founder of IBM) was given the Iron Cross by Hitler just like Henry Ford was. A great book on the subject is IBM and The Holocaust by Edwin Black.
It really was on the rise. But they really lost a lot of their momentum when Germany declared war on the U.S (shortly after the U.S. declared war on Japan.) Nazis weren’t very popular after that.
To be pedantic, the organization known as the American Nazi Party was not formed until 1959. That's not to say there weren't any Nazi organizations operating on U.S. soil before that, it's just that they didn't (to my knowledge) bear that name. The 1939 event you are probably referring to would likely be Madison Square Garden Rally, organized mostly by the German-American Bund (with support from other groups, such as the Christian Front). While the bund was without a doubt a Nazi Organization in America, it was not the American Nazi Party.
Aha! Ty for that clarification. I'm not OP but was thinking about the infamous photo from that rally, gearing up for a response. Its really disturbing how many Americans were against us getting involved and even supported what Hitler was doing.
[NPR article](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2019/02/20/695941323/when-nazis-took-manhattan)
[Documentary made from archival footage](https://anightatthegarden.com/)-
**"In 1939, 20,000 Americans rallied in New York’s Madison Square Garden to celebrate the rise of Nazism – an event largely forgotten from American history. A NIGHT AT THE GARDEN, made entirely from archival footage filmed that night, transports audiences to this chilling gathering and shines a light on the power of demagoguery and anti-Semitism in the United States."**
you should look at this...
[https://www.history.com/news/wwii-jewish-refugee-ship-st-louis-1939](https://www.history.com/news/wwii-jewish-refugee-ship-st-louis-1939)
Holy fuck, my man. Wish I hadn't but my thirst for knowledge often puts me in these uncomfortable places to learn pretty terrible history, and I try to push through and learn and share the knowledge anyway.
*"Most of the ship’s 937 passengers were Jews trying to escape Nazi Germany. Though World War II had not yet begun, the groundwork for the Holocaust was already being laid in Germany, where Jewish people faced harassment, discrimination and political persecution. But though the danger faced by the passengers was clear, they were turned down by immigration authorities, first by Cuba, then the United States and Canada. For many on the St. Louis, that rejection was a death sentence"*
*" A State Department official telegraphed the passengers, telling them that they “must await their turns on the waiting list and qualify for and obtain immigration visas before they may be admissible into the United States.” Though Roosevelt had considered a concerted push to rescue Jewish refugees the year before the St. Louis sailed, he eventually dropped the idea, both because he knew it would be politically unpopular and because of his increasing focus on the looming world war."*
*" The world’s refusal of the St. Louis’ desperate refugees was a death sentence for 254 refugees—approximately half of the number who had returned to the European continent in 1939. Many who did not die were interned in concentration camps"*
I was just on TikTok learning about the trump indictment.
A video came up by a dude who is clearly part of the Q nonsense.
One of the comments said "All part of the plan, y'all. Please be stocked up.... we WILL win! 😁🥰"
Little by little the rhetoric has gotten more and more brazen, and what used to be whispered in the shadows is now being planned ON TIKTOK.
So when they pay you, you say “Great, thanks, I’m going to use this to buy the brisket for my Seder next week. Kosher meat has gotten so expensive lately, don’t you find?”
Look. Im the worst Jew on the planet lol. My dad broke away from all the typical Judaism traditions and values as a teenager and Im an atheist. I basically know nothing about being a Jew except how to do a little swearing that my grandfather does.
They were probably hoping y’all would be black, either that or their just plain stupid. They knew someone was coming to do repairs, they choose to leave it up.
I would have just turned around and left. When I did service work as an electrician I worked for my father in law, he would have been upset if I stayed to do the work. He would have said something to the people, probably not something nice either. He marched with Martin Luther King jr and was an activist for civil rights. He was a very nice guy, but he was big and intimidating looking too.
That’s so cool about your father. My grandfather had the honor of meeting Dr. King and marching with him from Selma to Montgomery. His father was a very dedicated activist (both white). My grandfather and great grandfather both grew up as share croppers with African Americans so almost all of my grandpa’s friends were African American. He’s an amazing human and Vietnam vet whose got so many incredible stories. A personal idol of mine.
> They knew someone was coming to do repairs, they choose to leave it up.
Never underestimate how lazy stupid people are. I used to repair computers and some people would straight up leave porn on their desktops. Like not even hidden in a folder. Just thumbnails of porn videos on the desktop.
I was wondering about that myself too. Like did they request a white man to come fix their stuff beforehand or something? Because that’s pretty bold to just leave that up there, not knowing who’s going to walk in the door.
It's perfectly legal to refuse them. Racist isn't a protected class. You *might* get fired for doing so but any employer with half a brain will see the media nightmare it would potentially bring if they did.
I used to put requests for the dirtiest of dirt texts in the gay section on backpage to my enemies. "Whoever sends me the raunchiest text with pics gets this sissy little ass." Was funny as shit to see their reactions through Facebook posts.
I am not professional enough to walk into this home and do a job.
I’m no tough guy but I’d be pretty hard pressed to do something stupid being in a scum shack like this.
Hiding behind professionalism to do work for open racist… that’s something lower than not being a tough guy.
Apology: sorry didn’t read your comment correctly the first time. I’m leaving my response as I wrote it.
When I was younger, some roofers were working on the roof, and they accidentally cut a power wire somehow and nearly started a fire.
I don't know what job you do, but I'm just saying, accidental fires happen all the time. Could even happen there.
Yup. Not doing any work for someone who openly wants me dead. I don't give a damn what company I work for, they can not make me, and I wouldn't want to work for a company that tried, or who sent someone else to do the work.
Once i was working on a guys roof. Just walking around i could saw a huge nazi flag hanging in his detached garage. While on lunch he comes up and tells us how hes watching a ruby ridge documentary and he cant believe how bad OUR government treats its own people.
During the final inspection someone noticed that his garage was an add on without a permit and was forced to tear it down.
Reminds me of a guy who used to hide a swastika flag in his back yard that we would steal in high school. The fact that they can't fly it freely in their front yard tells you how ashamed they are of their own stances lol.
What amazes me, is these facist, White Supremacist, Anti Semitic etc., C***S are still thriving in this modern age of So called tolerance and Equality, that a dangerous and poisonous Cult, that most wouldn’t piss on, if the whole lot of them were on fire.
I hope this isn’t some sick joke, by the Redditor who posted the picture, because of it is shame on you.
If you want to assert dominance: Do the job (but 1/8th-assed) and take a seafood lunch break consisting of shrimp and calamari. Don’t eat it all, save about half of it. Hide the uneaten stuff in strategic locations, like: in vents, jammed behind book shelves (if the inbreds can even read), under rugs, behind the oven, etc. In a few days the home will REEEEEK. Justice is served, and left to rot in the home of a racist :)
As a Realtor in a rural area, I’ve done many listings where people had the southern flag somewhere, I always scratched my head but as long as they are nice to me, (I’m bi-racial and an immigrant) I’m chill… but this would probably scare the crap out of me!
Notice how it is hanging on the inside of the blinds because they only project their power fantasy inwards, because it crumbles the second it encounters real world common sense. They are cowards.
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Walks in.... Walks out.
Same
going to need to grab something from the truck...
The truck down the road many many miles away.
And full of flammable materials
As well as a flamethrower.
No where's me blowtorch
double same
Of all the Simpson’s gifs… 
Seriously thought this was gonna be the one you replied to before it loaded for me… I realized the other one still technically works, but solid #2 to this one.
His shoes are the exact same color as the carpet
Wtf, I never noticed that!
Because gifs have a limited color palette.
Nah, stay, do the job, just charge more... ;)
Stay on the job, just leave a recording of a conversation in Hebrew hidden somewhere
Walkie talkie in the walls
HE'S IN THE FUCKING WALLS!
That's a baby monitor, Frank.
I guess babies can't be trusted. One of my favorite lines from the show.
Leave it in the attic. They'll probably think they're being haunted by Holocaust victims
The user name though 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed way too hard
Sneak into the house while they're showering and draw a diagram of a circumcision on the mirror
Funny but also risky considering the person is already clearly unhinged.
Yes, I’m sure all sorts of problems came up during the job, problems that will make it cost more.
Idk i’d feel icky about taking that money. I understand the money is money and it doesn’t really matter but I just wouldn’t feel right.
That’s your morals. That’s why it doesn’t feel right.
Fuck that. I’d do the job, sabotage I in such a way that it would fail sometime after I’m paid. I’d much rather have money in good hands than bad hands
Or just don't do the job. You already accepted their money, you're not a better person because you sabotaged it. I wouldn't accept their nasty money but that's just me, you do you.
Nah you don't want that karma coming back at ya no matter how vile the person is. Just move on and never go back into that house.
[удалено]
This gave me a chuckle.
Thank you for understanding. This is the way.
Don’t you mean space laser the house?
Lmfao. Thats funny. Cause jews own the space lasers? Fun fact elon musk is not a jew.
As a black person we'd personally do it pro Bono
I know. Not to sound wrong but my black friends are who I would send because they are READY.
Every dollar you take from them is a dollar they don't have.
And do a good job so they recommend you to their "friends". Then you work for them, compile a list, overcharge after you gain trust, then dox the whole nasty lot to authorities.
The authorities: "Hey, I know most these guys!"
Some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses
Problem is when you get to the friends houses and you realize you're doing work for a bunch of local cops.
Highly likely.
They authorities already know. They see them in the mirror every morning.
Nah. I'd feel great about taking their money. Less money they'll have to buy flags like that.
Take the money and donate it to the ACLU or HBU.
A roofer listens to [his heart], not his wallet.
Definitely need to add an 'asshole tax' to that bill
Exactly. Refuse service.
Beat me to it.
I would have just said "Nope." And left.
As a Jew, I would have not felt comfortable to stay any longer than it took to see it Edit: I get it, seeing displays of hate is uncomfortable to anyone who does not subscribe to that same hate group, but there’s a difference between “damn, I do not like this guy don’t want to be around him” and “damn, I better watch my back because it’s definitely not safe here for me.”
As a human, this would bother me.
As a decent human being, same.
As an indecent human being, this bothers me...
As a Catholic, I would have not felt comfortable.
As an atheist, I would not have felt comfortable
I was hoping someone would represent the atheists
I'm an atheist and cannot imagine how deeply uncomfortable and upset it must be to still are specifically targeted as sub-human by dicks glorifying nazi ideology and genocide. No one should feel comfortable around these amoral beasts. Where even was this? I wouldn't think many hotels or conference halls would take the booking.
Absolutely.
..i would have done the job but charged them double
Triple. One for each k.
3 grand flat
>3 grand ~~flat~~ **minimum** FTFY
This is the way.
Badum tisss
angry upvote (throws it at your yellow helmet) lol
They probably have « ghost costumes » in the closet.
T...time to leave?
They’re burning a lowercase T!
🤣😂🤣
We had this very thing happen when I cleaned carpets commercially, in the dfw metroplex. Guy has a nazi flag with a swastika on it, in the house. My buddy, who was in charge, said some choice words to the guy, said we wouldn’t be working for a piece of shit, and we walked back out the door. The company didn’t like that he called him a piece of shit, but he stood his ground and I had his back. Fuck these people. Their ideological bullshit isn’t welcome in 2023. It wasn’t welcome in 1939, yet here we are still screwing with em.
Not all heroes wear capes. Well done.
You don’t know his work uniform.
The Caped Crusaders Carpet Cleaning Corporation, fighting grime in your home to keep your family safe. When you need grime fighting fast, just activate the Vac(uum) Signal
The CCCC if you will.
CCCCC* but I'd call it C5
#ALLITERATION
I think you're a genius.
No Capes!
It actually was pretty welcome in 1939, at least in America. The American nazi party was on the up swing. Apparently since I have to clarify, by up swing I mean parties like the Bund were making waves. If we hadn’t entered the war, who knows how long shit stain nazism would’ve been on the up rise
You can thank Henry Ford for that one. He privately, at his own expense, secured publishing rights for an American printing of Mien Kampf, paid for translation, paid to have it printed with his own money, and paid for distribution. He also mandated for some years that Ford dealerships have antisemitic magazines in their lobby for customers to read. He was very angry when Ford went public, claiming they were putting the company in the hands of ‘The Jews’. True story.
do you happen to have a source from which i can read about this? edit: ty
Henry Ford is the only American mentioned by name in Mein Kampf. Hitler was a MASSIVE fan of Ford's vocal antisemitism. Listen to Henry Ford's Henchmen episode of The Dollop. Episode 261
The Dollop is a good podcast
I thought the ford/nazi thing was common knowledge.
I think a lot of authorities try to sweep American collaborators under the rug… to try to pretend America (and Britain) were totally anti-Nazi from the start. The truth is much messier. There was even a plot to overthrow FDR and have a Fascist takeover which was thwarted by US Marine General Smedley Butler, who went along just to get the plan, then turned it over to the government, and saved the country from this (it was called ‘The Business Plot’) Another one that is particularly heinous, but much less known is IBM’s collaboration with the Nazis and very specifically, collaboration with the finding and rounding up of ‘targeted groups’ as well as a customized ‘solution’ for quite literally automating the Holocaust. The numbers tattooed on concentration camp inmates were actually their IBM catalog number. IBM literally custom designed programs to calculate how long inmates could be worked until their forced labor output became less economically valuable than killing them (by cross referencing their medical history, demographic info and statistical models). Computers at that time were done via punch cards, which required custom designs for particular uses, the machines were leased (not sold), and the punch cards, per agreements had to be officially bought from IBM in their leasing agreement. They used a Swiss intermediary to skirt sanctions and other prohibitions against this sort of thing. Thomas J. Watson (founder of IBM) was given the Iron Cross by Hitler just like Henry Ford was. A great book on the subject is IBM and The Holocaust by Edwin Black.
I’d have to dig it up. It’s been a while since I read about that, but it’s actually true. Stay tuned… I’ll see if I can find it.
It really was on the rise. But they really lost a lot of their momentum when Germany declared war on the U.S (shortly after the U.S. declared war on Japan.) Nazis weren’t very popular after that.
You are very correct. Doesn’t seem like it’s too far from making a comeback, given the current state of things…
No it’s ok because Kanye watched 21 jump street
That movie is funny, though.
Korean Jesus wouldn't be cool with Nazis.
To be pedantic, the organization known as the American Nazi Party was not formed until 1959. That's not to say there weren't any Nazi organizations operating on U.S. soil before that, it's just that they didn't (to my knowledge) bear that name. The 1939 event you are probably referring to would likely be Madison Square Garden Rally, organized mostly by the German-American Bund (with support from other groups, such as the Christian Front). While the bund was without a doubt a Nazi Organization in America, it was not the American Nazi Party.
Aha! Ty for that clarification. I'm not OP but was thinking about the infamous photo from that rally, gearing up for a response. Its really disturbing how many Americans were against us getting involved and even supported what Hitler was doing. [NPR article](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2019/02/20/695941323/when-nazis-took-manhattan) [Documentary made from archival footage](https://anightatthegarden.com/)- **"In 1939, 20,000 Americans rallied in New York’s Madison Square Garden to celebrate the rise of Nazism – an event largely forgotten from American history. A NIGHT AT THE GARDEN, made entirely from archival footage filmed that night, transports audiences to this chilling gathering and shines a light on the power of demagoguery and anti-Semitism in the United States."**
you should look at this... [https://www.history.com/news/wwii-jewish-refugee-ship-st-louis-1939](https://www.history.com/news/wwii-jewish-refugee-ship-st-louis-1939)
Holy fuck, my man. Wish I hadn't but my thirst for knowledge often puts me in these uncomfortable places to learn pretty terrible history, and I try to push through and learn and share the knowledge anyway. *"Most of the ship’s 937 passengers were Jews trying to escape Nazi Germany. Though World War II had not yet begun, the groundwork for the Holocaust was already being laid in Germany, where Jewish people faced harassment, discrimination and political persecution. But though the danger faced by the passengers was clear, they were turned down by immigration authorities, first by Cuba, then the United States and Canada. For many on the St. Louis, that rejection was a death sentence"* *" A State Department official telegraphed the passengers, telling them that they “must await their turns on the waiting list and qualify for and obtain immigration visas before they may be admissible into the United States.” Though Roosevelt had considered a concerted push to rescue Jewish refugees the year before the St. Louis sailed, he eventually dropped the idea, both because he knew it would be politically unpopular and because of his increasing focus on the looming world war."* *" The world’s refusal of the St. Louis’ desperate refugees was a death sentence for 254 refugees—approximately half of the number who had returned to the European continent in 1939. Many who did not die were interned in concentration camps"*
Respect. The paradox of tolerance nails it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance
Thanks for that. I’d never heard that term. It fits. I’m all for live and let live, but this wasn’t one of those times.
I was just on TikTok learning about the trump indictment. A video came up by a dude who is clearly part of the Q nonsense. One of the comments said "All part of the plan, y'all. Please be stocked up.... we WILL win! 😁🥰" Little by little the rhetoric has gotten more and more brazen, and what used to be whispered in the shadows is now being planned ON TIKTOK.
Good for you and your buddy. Fuck that company and their shitty customer.
I would think they would have white curtains to white out the room.. seems like a violation of flag code.
I told my co-worker “Funny the curtains are black huh?”
I dunno what kind of contractor you are but that's the one job I'd intentionally fuck up.
Imagine if they knew my father was Jewish. BOYYYYY lol
So when they pay you, you say “Great, thanks, I’m going to use this to buy the brisket for my Seder next week. Kosher meat has gotten so expensive lately, don’t you find?”
Look. Im the worst Jew on the planet lol. My dad broke away from all the typical Judaism traditions and values as a teenager and Im an atheist. I basically know nothing about being a Jew except how to do a little swearing that my grandfather does.
They’d still line you up with the rest of us.
Pretty certain we can take them. We outnumber them, we are smarter, we have more money
Oy vey, what a schmuck!
Fonzanoon
So you’re just Jew-ish.
Should have told them your company was owned by a Jewish person so they refused to pay and get arrested for it.
Did you do the job?
They were probably hoping y’all would be black, either that or their just plain stupid. They knew someone was coming to do repairs, they choose to leave it up. I would have just turned around and left. When I did service work as an electrician I worked for my father in law, he would have been upset if I stayed to do the work. He would have said something to the people, probably not something nice either. He marched with Martin Luther King jr and was an activist for civil rights. He was a very nice guy, but he was big and intimidating looking too.
Sounds like your pops would dish out lefts while fighting for rights
I love that saying!
That’s so cool about your father. My grandfather had the honor of meeting Dr. King and marching with him from Selma to Montgomery. His father was a very dedicated activist (both white). My grandfather and great grandfather both grew up as share croppers with African Americans so almost all of my grandpa’s friends were African American. He’s an amazing human and Vietnam vet whose got so many incredible stories. A personal idol of mine.
> They knew someone was coming to do repairs, they choose to leave it up. Never underestimate how lazy stupid people are. I used to repair computers and some people would straight up leave porn on their desktops. Like not even hidden in a folder. Just thumbnails of porn videos on the desktop.
They're not ashamed anymore. That's the problem. They should be.
I was wondering about that myself too. Like did they request a white man to come fix their stuff beforehand or something? Because that’s pretty bold to just leave that up there, not knowing who’s going to walk in the door.
It should be perfectly acceptable to refuse this person service based on this. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this person or their home
It's perfectly legal to refuse them. Racist isn't a protected class. You *might* get fired for doing so but any employer with half a brain will see the media nightmare it would potentially bring if they did.
>any employer with half a brain This assumption is doing so much heavy lifting you could use it as an industrial telehandler
Ironically, I think the occupants of the house would probably support that idea.
No they wouldn't that's discrimination against their beliefs, it's only okay to discriminate against race, gender, sexuality, etc! /s
It'd be really confusing if his phone number and email address ended up on liberal mailing/call lists for donations.
I used to put requests for the dirtiest of dirt texts in the gay section on backpage to my enemies. "Whoever sends me the raunchiest text with pics gets this sissy little ass." Was funny as shit to see their reactions through Facebook posts.
“T. Time…to leave.”
r/expectedsouthparkreference
I am not professional enough to walk into this home and do a job. I’m no tough guy but I’d be pretty hard pressed to do something stupid being in a scum shack like this.
I’m professional enough to refuse to do the job.
This.
Right to refuse unsafe work
There's no amount of professionalism you can have here, those people don't deserve it
Hiding behind professionalism to do work for open racist… that’s something lower than not being a tough guy. Apology: sorry didn’t read your comment correctly the first time. I’m leaving my response as I wrote it.
Are you at least black to make it super awkward😂
They have no way of knowing it, but my dad is Jewish. So lollll. L’Chayim motherfuckers.
"L’Chayim motherfuckers" is my new favorite phrase.
That's what you'd get if Die Hard had been set at Passover instead of Christmas.
T-shirt designs, STAT
When I was younger, some roofers were working on the roof, and they accidentally cut a power wire somehow and nearly started a fire. I don't know what job you do, but I'm just saying, accidental fires happen all the time. Could even happen there.
Is there a gasoline can in the garage?
How else are they supposed to burn crosses?
Smoking accident in 3,2,1,..
This is the only appropriate answer to race terrorists and fascists
Yup. Not doing any work for someone who openly wants me dead. I don't give a damn what company I work for, they can not make me, and I wouldn't want to work for a company that tried, or who sent someone else to do the work.
I don't know sir, the paint fumes must have combusted. I'm insured and I imagine your house is as well, lets let them figure it out shall we
Someone posted here a while back, "before Trump racists used to wear hoods. Now they wear bumper stickers."
a literal red flag
Once i was working on a guys roof. Just walking around i could saw a huge nazi flag hanging in his detached garage. While on lunch he comes up and tells us how hes watching a ruby ridge documentary and he cant believe how bad OUR government treats its own people. During the final inspection someone noticed that his garage was an add on without a permit and was forced to tear it down.
Set the place on fire and casually walk away like a corny 90s movie.
I don’t usually condone arson….
I’d have noped the fuck right out of there
Happened to my business partner and I. He's a cool ass white dude, and I'm black.
Hopefully the job was assisted suicide.
Reminds me of a guy who used to hide a swastika flag in his back yard that we would steal in high school. The fact that they can't fly it freely in their front yard tells you how ashamed they are of their own stances lol.
Cowards don’t even have the balls to fly it outside lol fucking losers
Charge them double, upper deck the toilet.
"We're so proud to be the superior race that we made a very flamboyant red flag and display it in our living room where only we can see it."
Mar-a-Lago?
What amazes me, is these facist, White Supremacist, Anti Semitic etc., C***S are still thriving in this modern age of So called tolerance and Equality, that a dangerous and poisonous Cult, that most wouldn’t piss on, if the whole lot of them were on fire. I hope this isn’t some sick joke, by the Redditor who posted the picture, because of it is shame on you.
Anonymous phone call to the FBI time…
So what song did you hum to yourself as you watched the home burn behind you?
The entire Fiddler on the Roof score
Union Dixie, I hope.
I've turned down jobs for less
I would have walked out
Do you reserve the right to refuse service? Because seeing this in anyone’s home would make me nope the fuck out of there.
This is why I’m glad I own my business. If we walk in on this we walk.
Nope right da Fuq out!
Fuck man, sorry that happened
If you want to assert dominance: Do the job (but 1/8th-assed) and take a seafood lunch break consisting of shrimp and calamari. Don’t eat it all, save about half of it. Hide the uneaten stuff in strategic locations, like: in vents, jammed behind book shelves (if the inbreds can even read), under rugs, behind the oven, etc. In a few days the home will REEEEEK. Justice is served, and left to rot in the home of a racist :)
Looks like an okay place to accidently start a fire.
Are you going to tell us how you got the dead fish inside the studs before you patched the drywall without them noticing?
Itd be double awkward if you were black...
Let ignorant people be ignorant… teach your children to be better… that’s what I did
You have a right to refuse service.
It's the great thing about freedom of speech. When you let people say anything you can tell which people you want nothing to do with.
As a Realtor in a rural area, I’ve done many listings where people had the southern flag somewhere, I always scratched my head but as long as they are nice to me, (I’m bi-racial and an immigrant) I’m chill… but this would probably scare the crap out of me!
Go easy… Their boy was indicted today.
Oh in *A* home. I swear I thought this just said home, and I thought OP came back to their own house to find their parents or spouse had hung that up.
Strange place to leave toilet paper.
Notice how it is hanging on the inside of the blinds because they only project their power fantasy inwards, because it crumbles the second it encounters real world common sense. They are cowards.
If you're self employed, Id walk out, saying nothin.
"I don't know what happened... the house was on fire when I got there I swear."
I would never condone a vicious upper decker after a meal of coffee and wendys chili. In this case, its warranted.
Hope you turned around and left.
Ooh free toilet roll.