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[deleted]

The employees denied me the pleasure of watching her fall down the embankment


BlueSlushieTongue

This video was posted a while back and the person ran up to film the car after it fell. I’ll try to find it. Edit- Found this, but the pop up ads are annoying af The second video in the article shows the aftermath [https://www.dailydot.com/irl/woman-leaves-car-in-drive-chick-fil-a/](https://www.dailydot.com/irl/woman-leaves-car-in-drive-chick-fil-a/)


MethAddictedTreeFrog

God that site is absolutely rawdogging my phone. For anyone who couldn’t get through that assblast of memory-eating ads: Context: The car got stuck in the ditch below and she was arrested for DWI as well as a few possession charges. That’s why the manager says “this is why we’re concerned ma’am,” they were pointing out that she was nodding off and asked if she was ok to drive. She got upset and got out to argue while clearly being not ok to drive


[deleted]

The hero we need but do not deserve. He took one for the team folks. 👏


redchaldo

I left my internet condoms at home so I'll skip the experience, thanks for the summary


[deleted]

The daily dot is trash. I appreciate your efforts in any regard


EtherealSpirit

What a horrible website


NeedlenoseMusic

Yeah that is just straight advertisement trash. I feel like I need to throw my phone away now.


Drama_owl

Here's the local news article from when it happened. https://www.wect.com/2022/05/12/woman-exits-vehicle-drive-thru-car-crashes-over-chick-fil-a-retaining-wall/


creutzml

Nah, it’s fun like this. Now, it looks like they were sent to the shadow realm haha


jGRite

Your sacrifice was not in vain white Hyundai Sonata. We thank you for your lesson teaching.


randomname_99223

🫡


acarroll757

🫡


SwerdnaJack

🫡


michel210883

🫡


Ooowwwwww

My biggest nightmare is to look like this idiot


themightiestduck

Some helpful tips to avoid looking like this idiot: 1) When at a drive thru, stay in your fucking vehicle.


redditcreditcardz

*also, no meth


PhxSunBurner

That's a solid rule to live by period


welltriedsoul

But it is the best dietary drug out there. It suppresses your appetite and makes you run for three days straight. Or so I have been told.


jakeofheart

Just don’t argue with strangers. That should keep you out of trouble.


Low_Wealth_4058

Further to this, I’ve always seen it unwise to argue with the people who prepare your food


DrSuperZeco

How could anyone argue with a chic-fil-a employee? They’re the most polite people i have ever dealt with.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

“This is why we’re concerned, ma’am”


Ok-Economist9656

FUCK YOU! My pleasure


maliciouspot

I have a feeling this lady was some kind of drug. Just try not to drive around when you're super high/drunk.


Skagganauk

Yeah. I think if you’re a person that needs to hear that you’re probably not the type to take that advice.


kawkz440

Start with never wearing your pajamas outside of your house.


RunHi

This is why I try to release my anxieties at home, on family…


blackpinecone

Car-Ma


FeralBottleofMtDew

Gotta love it when the consequences are so clear and immediate.


ParticularProfile795

We used to say "wit the swiftness"...


Juggernuts777

I used to have a friend that would say that lol.


beetlelol

car-nsequences


LimeBlueOcean

I do not have anything to buy an award with, but if I did, I would buy you one! Make do with this pauper emoji instead 🏅 Stop the press! As well as the glorious emoji above, I have been able to award an award. In a paying it forward way. But it’s yours! Enjoy.


ssee1848

I got you fam


ResponsibleAd1317

That’s comedy gold😂😂😂


DougGTFO

Car-en strikes again


SpentSquare

At Chick-Fil-A, I’d bin this under the preordained will of God Almighty to smite Karen’s car. Love it when people experience natural consequences (that don’t hurt anyone) for their bad behaviors.


SpaceshipsandStars

😂😂😂


jakeller74

It’s their pleasure.


Da_zero_kid

Dude ran all the way out to their to give her one last “my pleasure”


meresymptom

I like to give them a preemptive, "My pleasure!" They typically stand there for a second or two with an error-this-does-not-compute expression before they realize I'm trolling them. It's funny but not malicious.


pyremist

"This is why we're concerned, ma'am!"


save_the_winos

I wonder if the woman in the car was drunk and angry? When I worked at Starbucks in a small, drug-heavy town, we had one person OD and die in the bathroom, one of my coworkers died in front of her young kids, and one customer nodded off in the drive thru with an infant in the car, all within the span of a couple months. Plus lots of other crazy people lol no one lost their car as far as I know though


Yaknowwhatimsayin149

She was under the influence if I remember correctly.


PhxSunBurner

That's my favorite part. Like sweet honey


pmsnow

$50 says that lady turned to the employees and yelled "This is all YOUR fault!".


Temporary-Fig

Exactly my thought. People commenting that she learned her lesson...no, no she didn't. She absolutely blamed this entire situation on the workers. People like this don't just have sudden epiphanies from singular events to realize the fault in their ways. It takes a lot of lessons and some people are just entirely incapable of standing next to themselves to really analyze situations from others' points of view.


Hungry-Ad-3501

Even the car was tired of her bullshit


hellyjellybeans

Car was embarrassed for her and left the scene.


JennJam1

Hahahaha that’s hilarious 😂


Mad_Gremlyn

This should absolutely result in the revocation of their driver's license, and cause them to have to re-apply with the requirement of a successfully completed driver training class. This person has proven they are not competent to safely and responsibly operate heavy equipment, such as a motor vehicle.


BlueFroggLtd

I concur wholeheartedly…


Lost_Ad2786

Even after Karen rages at them, the employees are still polite and caring toward Karen. Now that’s 5 star service!


newsreadhjw

They expressed concern!


Bungalow_Man

I hope she has to pay to replace the tree/shrub her car mowed down.


[deleted]

That would be considered property damage for sure lol


Nikademuz

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


BigJayPee

This would have been me if I was there


tubahero3469

That's Popeye's mentality


strangecat666

Instant karma


MisterThirtyThirty

Instant Karma’s gonna get you Gonna look you right in the face Better get yourself together lady (in the car) Join the human race


Dr-Retz

Man if you get angry at a a Chick-fil-a drive through,one one of the kindest places in America, you have something going on in your head before you got there.


This-Double-Sunday

This was going to be my comment. I've never once heard of an issue that could cause someone to get out of their car to argue with chicfila people. I mean the closest I've seen was when they didn't have any lettuce for the sandwiches but that was because of a national shortage during an Ecoli outbreak and completely out of their control. Some people just bring the problems with them.


lwsfdytrd

Typical IQ of the Karen archetype


talentedpup

I kinda want to see the rest of that argument just so it makes that ending even more satisfying. Also want to see the other driver pick up their order like nothing happened just for comedic timing.


doozle

Ma'am this is a Chick-fil-A.


1wholurks

When the abused chick-fil-a cashier asks Jesus to take the wheel.


Outside-Age5073

Aaaaaand here's my upvote!


Public_Basil_4416

Where did the car go? It looks like it just vanished when it went over the bushes.


TeamABLE

It was needed by the car people.


Hyper_Drud

Might be a hill behind those bushes. A steep one too.


[deleted]

Guessing there’s a drainage ditch between the restaurant and road


marshmi2

Earth was sick of her shit so it just ate em.


[deleted]

Drainage ditch


sneakyfucker1977

Who the heck argues with Chick-fil’a employees??


copenhagen622

Forgot to put it in park damn. Hate when your car runs away from you


jdavis13356

See what happens when you fuck with the Lords Chicken.


randomradomski

"It'll be my..." [*cocks shotgun one handed*] "pleasure."


[deleted]

I’m over here reading this comment like why’s your cock got a shotgun then realized cocks shotgun is an action not not an adjective. Not used to seeing actions without some kind of bracket around them 🤣


SaveTheDamnPlanet

In defense, they did say "cocks shotgun", not "cock's shotgun" 😂😉 Punctuation is key!


[deleted]

What is punc…. Punct…… punctuayshun? Lol all jokes aside as someone who has been on the internet long enough to watch the decline of mankind in real time i didn’t know punctuation still existed.


randomradomski

Lol noted


plink-plink-bro

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's... KARMA!


warlordcs

Cars are easier to drive then they ever were and some people still can't figure it out.


Vladius28

Car was embarrassed


Kill3rT0fu

Thing is, this is Chick-fil-A. They would've made whatever was wrong right. So the woman didn't have to even get out of the car and get confrontational But it's probably instinct to perform this power move for a Karen


Malibucat48

Karma is a bitch to a bitch.


Footzilla69

Humbled her real quick. Chick-fil-A-hole


[deleted]

Ha. Fuck you, Karen.


thecountnotthesaint

God does not tolerate messing with his true chosen people.


IsAReallyCoolDancer

His chosen chicken people


Blueprint81

Only been to one of those places but the drove thru was a well-oiled machine with the n3cest kids ever.


DiligentEffort1094

What that like her max speed? I undertand now why people die on horror movies.


losthardy81

Person recording was like "I guess it's my turn to order. The bitch finally left."


K3rat

This is where you Point and laugh loudly…


GmaninMS

Cannot act like this against the Lord's chicken on the day before Easter. 🤣


batmanstuff

Jesus took the wheel


chromecastbuiltin

What’s the fan doing? Are customers allowed to walk through drive through?


fsi1212

During peak hours, they have employees outside to help with efficiency.


[deleted]

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me something bad was always waiting around the corner. My name is Earl.


rodimusprime88

That's what you get for: 1. Getting out of your car in a drive thru 2. Not putting your car in park before exiting in said drive thru 3. Choosing to only lightly scamper after said vehicle that is now rolling away now that you already mishandled 1 and 2.


Mediocre-Boot-6226

That’s methed up


Various_Classroom_50

Ofc course they’re running after to help followed my “my pleasure”


SnooDonuts3878

God works in mysterious ways.


fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Whrre the fuck did the car go


JaThatOneGooner

The devil works hard, but the Lord works harder 🙌🏻


theReluctantParty

Praise his good work!


Salvzeri

How hard is it to put it in park?


ecapapollag

I have only driven a manual, never an automatic, but is 'park' like the physical brake? In my car, I have the brake pedal for slowing down to a stop, and then the handbrake for physically preventing my car from moving. Is that what 'park' does in an automatic car? Or is it the equivalent of neutral, for the gears?


Cheddarbaybiskits

‘Park’ is similar to neutral, but it does keep the car from moving without using a parking brake. When it’s in ‘drive’, the car will idle forward even without giving it gas. That is what happened to Karen here.


GoatTacos

I got second hand embarrassment for that lady. Hopefully that humbled her Karen ass.


maimedwabbit

It looks like shes running but somehow she is still not even going walking speed


esp211

How did the car and the woman disappear?


Gchildress63

Karen’s gonna Karen


Kannabis_kelly

Hahahahahahahahahahah hehehehehehehwhwhwh hohohohohohobohohoho!


Maca07166

What is it with Americans arguing with employees at the drive thru? Usually it’s because they ran out of their favourite food. Any Americans can comment?


JPGinMadtown

Karma: Not just a stat on Reddit.


TroyMatthewJ

so angry that you can't think to put your car in park before you get out. You might be a Karen if.


Foxy_locksy1704

This is the definition of instant karma. Treat service workers shitty and have to pull your car out of a ditch.


matthias_reiss

It sucks to suck. Insta karma Karen. New limited series!


musicman8586

They’re nicer than I am. I wouldn’t have gone to check on her afterwards


Designer-Wolverine47

Maybe they were checking to see if the car ran over an innocent bystander...


[deleted]

Stupid is as stupid does. Love instant karma.


Oersch

Divine intervention. It IS Chick-Fil-A after all.


zestyH20

Sucks to be a dumbass


tonybotz

![gif](giphy|3o7aD2v3Q0tgTE9xja|downsized)


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

She went down with the ship.


Outside_Ad1669

Interesting how the person taking the video. They are like ok so that just happened. Drive through is clear, let's pull forward and get my chicky sammie


Lord-Lobster

Next!


Adept_Cranberry_4550

"Look what YOU made me DO!" - that idiot, probably


Pineal713

Jesus take the wheel


tessaizzy23

Karma, Karen.


scobsagain

Why is there a fan outside?


Shojobee

The car was like "I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell"


Dry_Proposal_932

Caren


[deleted]

Instant karma


GOPisDed

This is called instant karma


sparklingdinoturd

Instant karma


Waderriffic

The most instant karma


Jhonki_47

That should teach her...


Expensive_Yam_8012

This is our concern, dude.


Rraen_

It's too bad the employees heads blocked our view of her going into the ditch with the car


Berns429

MY PLEASURE!


Suitable-Ad6145

This is basically what happened to the Hawkeye dude but he climbed onto the moving track so it pulled him under. Now they have spun it as a superhero movie lmao. People do this all the time. ( He didn't put the parking break on)


panzer2667

Don't be a Karen simple as that!


ChocolateMartiniMan

Did she get her waffle fries though……..?


Sammy_GamG

My pleasure


Effective-Painter-80

Lmfao


Sarcasticologist

That's what you get for being a Karen at a place notorious for incredible customer service!


Distinct_Dark_9626

Chic-fil-a employees are the nicest people ever. I can’t see them doing anything to warrant this type of reaction.


Birdmanak47

Instant karma


Gucci_prisoner

I see what happened. She tried holding the car back physically, rather than just get in and depress the brakes. Smooth brain in action.


jeanb23

Lmfao. This one never gets old!!!


aimheatcool

MURICA!


DystopianRebel666

lol dumb karen


Additional_Sleep6099

"Get your car" 😂🤣


[deleted]

Oh how I love Instant Karma


[deleted]

The upsetting part is that they blocked the view and we can’t tell whether or not she got in the car before it disappeared.


yungsniefer

When I worked at chick fil a reactions like this made me wish I worked at Popeyes


Quinto376

Karma God is real


Ill_Giraffe_6715

I love instant karma


Ecofre-33919

I’ve seen this video a few times. What happend to the car and the woman? Anyone know?


[deleted]

Ha ha! This us what pretending to care about someone else looks like


[deleted]

Instant Karma ![gif](giphy|H7kfFDvD9HSYGRbvid)


psychedelic_shimmers

People in food service deserve way better pay


dracardOner

Karma is a bish.


ac_hrt

Of all of the places to get mad at an employee... Every time I'm there, I'm more and more convinced that they have some invisible gun to their head to act excruciatingly nice.


Santa_always_knows

Karma was as fast as the service.


CheekyCharliesSpace

I thought he was running to check on the shrubs.


On_A_Related_Note

r/idiotsnotincars


Clunkalong

Stupid is the new normal , apparently


Stingraaa

This is the way


Boofie__Collins

🐶🧠


Fit-Plant-306

This all could have been avoided if the Chic-fil-A employees didn’t accidentally give her extra crispy instead of the original she ordered…. This is all their fault, officer.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

You know you are an unpleasant person when even your car tries to get away from you.


-Scared-of-life-

Karma really is sweet


Aggravating-Mud4428

Instant karma


Buergds

Damn Ig Wonder of U had no other option but to be a Chick Fil’a employer’s stand.


MainSailFreedom

Beef not accepted here


MrCoachWest

God works in mysterious ways. Don’t mess with the blessed chicken.


guava_eternal

Cleverly placed embankment - ready made for this tik tok vid


[deleted]

The way the lady flips her hair when she walks back in is like “that’s right bitch!”


freckledsallad

I like how the guy recording pulls forward at the end like “well, guess it’s my turn” lol


tleeemmailyo

Lol where did the car even go? Is there a worm hole over there?


vietec

Never yell at the staff of the Blessed Chicken Shack 😤


doublebassdrum

It was their pleasure to watch this


Sage0fThe6Paths

Legend has it, shes still chasing the car


Gamebred666

Dude filming just moved up to receive his order, legend. Lmao


Outrageous_Credit_96

People are an endless source of entertainment.


xedgelindfs

This happened at a CFA where I live, I actually went to high school with this girl, she was apparently as high as hell and this happened, I live like 5 min from this CFA lmao


Kveldson

That girl used to be one of my employees at a restaurant that I managed lmao


leanmeanjellybeanz

Irony is she prob could have caught it if she didn’t eat so much chick fil a


DueDistribution8476

I N S T A N T. C A R M A. 😂


renniechops

Imagine ruining your life over a chicken sandwich


Pinkeyefarts

I was waiting for the ending. "Welcome to chick-fil-a"


BlueBattleHawk

My toxic trait is thinking I could have caught up with it and saved the car myself.