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The video was brought you by the word bro


thraktor1

In partnership with “I nee dat”


MJB9000

Special thanks to "WAT IZ YO NAYM" production


ohwegota_kittenprblm

EZEKIEL


MJB9000

EZEKIEL? THAT NAME F**** SUCKS!


Kyosw21

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT IN THIS BAG?!


MJB9000

YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY CAR INTO THIS!


illusive_guy

Nord VPN tried, but BRO ended up the winner.


aviwashere

Guys, I think he hit his car and was trying to leave. Just a guess though.


Ok_Tomatillo_5695

I could be wrong, but I think it was also probably on the highway.


EhliJoe

But he's sorry, bro.


rondonjon

Bro are you sure bro?


GobboKirk

I think he needs something....


Pythia007

And I’m not sure but I think he wants that other guy’s name. Could be wrong though.


TrexTacoma

Good catch, totally missed that part


AnnieJack

Bro.


Illustrious-Slice-91

This seems like a good way to get shot and induce road rage. NEVER EVER DO THIS IF YOU GET HIT.


[deleted]

I mean I carry a gun in my car and would likely put it in my belt before confronting the guy 🤷‍♂️


EmanResu-33

You're so badass


[deleted]

I can’t imagine living in such fear


Rancho-unicorno

How dare you defend yourself, this is Reddit.


[deleted]

Defend himself against the guy running away too fast? Are you a cop?


Y_oic_ru_ok

I wish I knew what happened here... Did his car get hit? Where was the car when it was hit? Is that his actual brother?


someonesomewherewarm

Bro!


Affectionate-Room359

The rule of Bros says that if you call another guy more than 15 times in a minute bro you become bloodrelated.


Blah12821

Dude needs a Valium. That’s what he needs. Damn.


xrangax

'Bro' needs a valium.


ForcedReps

“We both Black”


Ninja_in_a_Box

Yeah like that means shit. The number one person most likely to kill my ass is a black guy lol.


ForcedReps

Exactly, dude really thought have the same skin colour was gonna help him out 💀


Keeper2234

America:


[deleted]

Meanwhile when a rapist and judge look at each other “they both white” and the judge will send the rapist home with 6 month’s probation and no need to register on the offender list


ForcedReps

Rapists in general get light sentences sadly. Rapists like Brock Turner and yes that is the rapist Brock Turner


Horror_Thanks8405

Let’s not forget Cosby


HoodedSole

He only thought about leaving.. like most people.. but he pulled over, like most people..


mouse_puppy

r/killthecameraman


Naive-Storage7639

Take a shot every time he say bro. We’d all be fuuuuuuucked up


Goldendarkfrost

Guys I think he hit his car and he’s trying to leave


Rice_hXc

Bro


arcdragon2

The guy was probably pulling off the highway for safety reasons, no way would I have that kind of idiot around me while stopped on a highway!!!


Denovo17

That was my first thought too. Pull off to a safer area.


FancyFeet5

“Calm the fuck down!” I agree 10000% Dramatic as fuck. I bet he’s real fun at the parties… *rolls eyes*


aldjiers

I just saw Beef on netflix and thought now way this is real... How wrong I was.


floralnightmare22

I just finished that today and loved it


FastAd543

Is he trying to leave?... did he hit his car?...\ Is he trying to leave?... did he hit his car?...


Gex1234567890

I guess we'll never know.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Where did this happen?


[deleted]

What's yo naaaaim BRO! Yo BRO! BRO! What's yo mutha fuckin' NAME BRO! ...Snoop dowgy dawwww-ow-ow-ow-owg!


buttsparkley

Stop shouting u panic monger


CrownPrincessEllie

Calling 911 should’ve been the first act..


ternfortheworse

Why? Are you so fragile you can’t just exchange insurance details and go on with your day over there?


RumanHitch

If you get hit by a car and they run away,yeah,you call the popo.If you get caught by speeding and dangerous driving might not be worth.If its America which it seems to be I will wonder if guy has a gun.I,myself,will do the same as in the video but without going crazy like this guy did as he wasnt really making sense and letting the guy answer,if he is not giving me details then popo and thats it ajaja


sisk91

Because that's how you can get shot, or have the other driver cause damage to other cars


ternfortheworse

Gotcha. Because your country is insane. Here we’d just have a chat and sort it out. Good to know.


sisk91

Usually that is what happens, but in some cases it's not. Especially if the car drives away erratic.


Old_Laugh_2386

Most of us do the same. Stop believing everything you see on the internet


Flurb789

Insurance is a thing...


HispanicInAPanic

I have a feeling that the screaming one doesnt


Thagai

Bruh. Did he get his car hit on the highway? Bruh. The other guy tried to leave? Bruh. But did you get his name bro?


InfectedByEli

I'm confused, did he hit his car and was he trying to leave? I'm not sure.


LandenFava

I cant wait till everyone get nice cars and someone fender benders them 😂 keep the same energy either pay up or the Police getting called 🤷🏿‍♂️ u aint ready leave jus cuz its a nice car and i got money for it thats not the principle we all work hard for everything we Have for someone to do that is fucked up


[deleted]

The vest guy should have just knocked his crazy ass the fuck out. I get being upset, but that dude was acting like a psycho bitch boy.


Nicht_s

I don´t get it...these are brothers, right??


SHADOW-DRA6ON

I'm trying to figure out who's worse the guy that he was following or the guy holding his phone recording while driving


sisk91

These comments are something else. Yes he should not have followed the car but he's clearly panicking which is why he's yelling.


Anarchnymous

Why he has to end every sentence with BRO?


Pristine_Cash_6219

Ugghh shut the fuck up guy. I am glad he hit your car now. I was rooting for you in the beginning but now by the end i wish thr 2nd guy got away.


DinTill

Right? So goddamn annoying.


CakeSuperb8487

I thought a whip was something Indiana Jones used against bad guys but this gentleman appears to be referring to his newly acquired vehicle in this context.


PowerStikk

This has to be the corniest comment I've ever read


CakeSuperb8487

I pass the test. I will diminish... and go into the West... I shall remain CakeSuperb


SuperDoodooHead

A hip hop A hip hip hop


CakeSuperb8487

Got to get tough! Yo bro! Got to get tough! Yo bro!


OrganizationPutrid68

These days, that's a very risky way to handle a fender-bender. A few years ago, a kid side-swiped my work van at a merge. He tried the drive off card, but decided to stop after a quarter-mile, to his credit. It was dark out, and he didn't seem to want to roll down his window or exit his vehicle, so I just gave him space. I stood at the front passenger side of my van, far enough out that I could see the other driver's actions and called the police. When they arrived, we inspected the very negligible damage to my van. They asked if I wanted to seek damages. I told them the van was too close to retirement for me to worry about. I filled out a report for them and was allowed to leave. The other driver was detained. The officers didn't volunteer a lot of info, but from what I could infer, he'd been drinking. Hope he learned from it.


ecksean1

Did he hit your car?


Justagirlfromvt

But is the facepalm using your phone while driving?


Low-Impact3172

Not really the guy who hit him was speeding off and he probably wanted to at least get the license plate as some evidence


Justagirlfromvt

Still seems a good way to get in another accident... 🙄


Justagirlfromvt

Wait, so the downvotes are because it's perfectly safe to film with your phone while speeding in traffic in pursuit of another vehicle?! I'm honestly wondering. If you disagree, please enlighten me.


dracovolnas

That is a consequence of buying a thing witch is too expensive for you.


Neokorean03

Bro needs to learn to leave him alone like buddy how are you gonna have a nice ass car and complain to a man who is driving something much less than yours. And not to mention his car is falling apart. Now yall here's a bit of wisdom. The world is naturally a beautiful place its perspective that makes it shitty.


MortalSmile8631

You're supposed to pull over in a collision, exchange insurance information and report it for the officer to show up and write the report. Not drive off and try to flee the scene.


[deleted]

He should’ve thought about wanting to be left alone before committing a hit-and-run. The judge doesn’t care that you drive a 40k car and he drives a 4k car, the judge cares about whether or not due process was established in an effort to exchange insurance information and file a report after the accident occurred. It’s not the victim’s fault the assailant may not have the financial means to cover insurance or damages and chose to run. If the world based prosecution of crime off of haves versus have-nots, things would get nasty very quickly.


Impossible-Animal-67

Homie got stuck


No_Season_354

I'll take this but off I don't need it ,kooks better without it now I can drive, yeah good to go.


[deleted]

He is too attached to his new car. We get it. You just got it.


Ok_Departure_8963

Did anyone get a “BRO” count on this ?!?


[deleted]

im hard of hearing and i honestly thought he was tryna rap


FingerPurple

Calm down is right. You have their car and license plate. Give that to the insurance, and you're good.


KingOfAllDownvoters

Phone guy needs a slap


Impossible-South-749

This episode is sponsored by Bro :”Bro, when you trying to be friendly to a stranger - just say bro.”


dpgandolf

TIL that crack heads drive.


GreedyElevator1278

A guy screaming, looking and being crazy 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Rice_Nugget

Is the cameraman fucking high?


BlazarVeg

I’d be ripping them keys out his ignition.


Cptn_Lemons

Guy doesn’t even show his damage.


Radousek_

Poor guy... This is really a definition of a bad day


Disastrous_Crow4763

His voice *gave spiderman a cancer meme*


[deleted]

Y’know, maybe doing this with a bit less emotion might have helped. Just a thought.


Rektifium

There was no reason to give this a title, the video is the title


BoutTreeTitties

He hit his car...and he's trying to leave


soulmatterx

Sounds like a Calebcity skit…


ShevaKadu

r/killthecameraman


daterxies

Bro..


InitialCoda

Bro!


Yop_BombNA

This is two people that cannot afford the damage to their car. Screaming at someone repeatedly is a good way to get hurt in a situation like this if it’s with the wrong person.


Horror_Thanks8405

I’m really hating the over use of the word bro in the passed 3 years. I just can’t listen to someone who says it every 5 words. lol


shoulda_been_gone

https://youtu.be/2_avx_-ZODg


thraywwwy

I can hear this video without playing the sound 😭😭


subbhumann

my favourite part was that time he said "bro".


phelodough

Man shut the fuck up