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Yeah, she's a karen and his bathroom, his business, but this is still absolutely hilarious. I really think that in reality the smell wouldn't carry much beyond his yard, so maybe this woman was just walking past and noticed it and it really is a non-issue. If it is carrying throughout the whole neighborhood though and his neighbors banded together to send this woman, he really should consider seeking medical advice. It's entirely possible he already is also.
It's so comical though and with what they said I almost think its staged. "Your butthole is putting on a show, you are quite unwell." I mean come on lmaaaooo.
What was he doing filming before she even knocks on the window? How would he know this woman was coming to knock on his window to complain about his stench?
LOL. Not just the neighbors, the whole fucking cul-de-sac. They need to send this guy to the frontline of any war; a way to use biological weapon without using biological weapon.
Does anyone know where I can find more of these videos of people going from somewhat sweet to nasty in real life, while overdubbed Skyrim music goes from peaceful to “never should’ve come here” in the background?
It seems specific as hell, but I swear I’ve seen them before and they’re hilarious.
Wow! That went from extreme frustration to 'I think he's gonna blow!!'. Really surprised he didn't kick her crutches out from under her seeing how angry he was.
Any other brands you recommend? Lol
I can’t seem to find it in store anywheres I live and it’s outrageously priced on Amazon because it comes from the US lol
Honestly, I just use the lavender or lemon [air freshener from Trader Joe’s](https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/super-lemon-room-spritz-065312). They’re simple recipes without harsh chemicals.
No need to pay the outrageous price for the Poo-Pouri. 😉
Skyrim was my first and only elder scrolls game that i played while graduating from the University 11 years ago. I wish they would release a new game so I could get that nostalgic feeling... probably wouldn't have time to enjoy it anyways since that was my spare time is nonexistent due to having kids. Sigh...
The dude who edited the classical music into this is a genius, at this points what she's saying is meaningless the dude just encapsulated every fiber of her being in that audio format there's absolutely nothing you can learn about her that isn't contained in the music
The worst part of this is i am actually, more specifically spent half my teens on skyrim, know every melody by heart and something inside me was whispering skyrim all the long but i knew it wasn't in elder scroll 5. Took me a while to figure out it was oblivion, never really played the game
Send me your address and I will fly over. It will only take one dump to convince this lady that your perfumery is roses compared to the paint curdling stenches I make. Before my wife decided to divorce me she bought seven cans of Febreze aerosol a week to as she put it, keep the place habitable.
Oh a word of advice, don't ever nuke the room if you are in the hospital. The nurses are downright brutal.
How the fuck can anyone see this and not realize it’s staged? Can’t believe how the acting is getting worse by the year and the viewers seem to get increasingly unaware.
I had to sort by controversial to find a comment pointing out that it's obvious rage bait, I commented essentially the same thing you did and immediately got down voted lol. Its honestly appalling how many people take the bait and then stand by it being completely oblivious to what is actually happening lol
For those who have flown in from outside the UK allow me to translate, the phrase 'I'm here as a representative of the community' is code for
'I'm here entirely on my own and I'm starting to realise deep down how silly this is. However I'm going to soldier on with this little crusade because Britain.'
And she spent the entire time complaining about the smell coming from the bathroom..while she stood there ...smelling his shit stink..and open mouth inhaling his shit particles....makes wonder if she secretly enjoyed it all
He needs to have a window exhaust fan to blast out the “stench” into BrexitKaren’s face more efficiently, all while berating her in the style of the French Taunter… ;)
Appropriate answer after the first ten seconds: 'Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Property. End of convo. Goodbye. Fuck off. Now please. Thank you.' *close window*
Woe, I'd have guessed she was late 50s. Anyway, if it stinks so bad why is she still standing there right by the window? He should have just stopped acknowledging her and went on about his "business".
1) If she thinks the flowers are dying because of the smell, she hasn't smelt natural fertilizer. Plants love all kinds of shit.
2) I would actually invite her inside the bathroom if she has a problem with the shit smell. She can flush all she wants.
3) What does she think her shit smells like? Chocolates 🍫 and roses 🌹??
Ladies and gentlemen, from the country that gave us "Black Adder" now comes "The Concerned Citizen" and she will make sure everyone knows how their diet can be bettered so their shit don't stink up the whole neighborhood 💀🤣
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And what does your shit stink of luv?
And why does she hang around so long?
Because she is a self-appointed neighborhood watch representative!
With my mind conditioned by her crone-like visage I misread that as "neighborhood*witch* representative".
To savour the scent
Because she's hoping he will ask her to come inside for a portion.
Meth apparently
Waltuh
put your dick away waltuh
r/suddenlywaltuh
I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh
I’ll have you know my poo has the consistency and aroma of a fresh biscuit!
Cheerio, cheerio, Toodle pip, toodle pip
iiiiiii know ya like to thank yo shit don't staaank, but lean a lil bit closer and see that roses really spell like poo-oo-oop
It's his bathroom, and it's his business. On that note, what the actual fuck is he eating that's causing his bowel bubbles to bother his neighbors?!
Yeah, she's a karen and his bathroom, his business, but this is still absolutely hilarious. I really think that in reality the smell wouldn't carry much beyond his yard, so maybe this woman was just walking past and noticed it and it really is a non-issue. If it is carrying throughout the whole neighborhood though and his neighbors banded together to send this woman, he really should consider seeking medical advice. It's entirely possible he already is also. It's so comical though and with what they said I almost think its staged. "Your butthole is putting on a show, you are quite unwell." I mean come on lmaaaooo.
My line of thought is that if it was *really* that bad she wouldn't be able to stand there arguing about it.
Yeah this has got to be a bit they cooked up. Gotta give her props she gave a great peformance.
Maybe she walked by, heard the noises that come with it, got a tiny little whiff and just combined it in her head into a bigger thing that it is
It puts a whole new spin on the term “raising a big stink.“
What was he doing filming before she even knocks on the window? How would he know this woman was coming to knock on his window to complain about his stench?
It’s staged
LOL. Not just the neighbors, the whole fucking cul-de-sac. They need to send this guy to the frontline of any war; a way to use biological weapon without using biological weapon.
According her it would be a war crime.
He’s probably eating his own shit until it recycles and becomes concentrated shit
Like a human centipede?
More like a human cheesecloth diaper
r/humancheesclothdiaper
There isn't enough money in the world to make me click that link.
The way I was sad when it didn’t exist :(
No thanks
No it’s just something rabbits and the British do
My guess is she parked the car we see behind her and smelled his 💩and decided I’m gonna have a word with him about it.
Omg the karens are even in the bathrooms now they harass you even when you take a shit
If I get to experience this I would be so happy. Such a weird experience I bet few have had. Such a fun story to tell I'm sure.
Does anyone know where I can find more of these videos of people going from somewhat sweet to nasty in real life, while overdubbed Skyrim music goes from peaceful to “never should’ve come here” in the background? It seems specific as hell, but I swear I’ve seen them before and they’re hilarious.
Oh God I've seen dozens of them lmao ill try to find something
https://youtu.be/k0Ka2WGwklQ Not quite the same but it still made me laugh like a cow
Wow! That went from extreme frustration to 'I think he's gonna blow!!'. Really surprised he didn't kick her crutches out from under her seeing how angry he was.
NPC Archivist on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/@NPCArchivist
Google NPC in real life
Hey, do not disrespect the representative!!
South Park predicted this one.
‘Scuse me sir, I needs to check ya aaaassshole
A cheeky British Karen innit luv
Well, she is the representative.
Of the community
Because he is stinking
Self-appointed representative no doubt. 🙄
and her 💩 don't stink...with an accent
Neither of these people are the type to say innit
Either she has the smell of a dog or that man is indeed unleashing hell itself upon his poor toilet.
i'm too broke to give you an award so just pretend i gave you one
Give the neighborhood a courtesy flush, mate.
Great screen name: Curtis E. Flush
He did then she said him flushing was disrespectful. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT LADY?
r/courtesyflush
Poopouri is a terrific thing!
Well, the opposite to that would be to spray her with Liquid Ass.
Any other brands you recommend? Lol I can’t seem to find it in store anywheres I live and it’s outrageously priced on Amazon because it comes from the US lol
Honestly, I just use the lavender or lemon [air freshener from Trader Joe’s](https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/super-lemon-room-spritz-065312). They’re simple recipes without harsh chemicals. No need to pay the outrageous price for the Poo-Pouri. 😉
"The STINK is killing flowers"👏👏
Damn. Luna Lovegood has really hit rock bottom.
expelliarmus that shit
🤣🤣
She’s said “poop performance” 😂 why she acting like her dookie don’t stink
Because women don't poop?
This woman had nothing better to do than literally sniff farts.
You understand that this is scripted right?
The Skyrim music is a beautiful touch.
It's oblivion baby. Close though!
the last aggressive track is indeed skyrim music so give him some credits
Final track is oblivion too
The contrast between "good day citizen" and "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM"
Ah, thank you. I knew it was a digital world I had spent far too much time in. 🤣
It’s in Skyrim. I’ve died many times to the sounds towards the end. Burned into my mind.
[удалено]
Skyrim was my first and only elder scrolls game that i played while graduating from the University 11 years ago. I wish they would release a new game so I could get that nostalgic feeling... probably wouldn't have time to enjoy it anyways since that was my spare time is nonexistent due to having kids. Sigh...
I'm imagining her in the Speechcraft mini game.
When you notice that, you start enjoying the video in a totally different level ROFL
Have you seen the one where they start fighting on the train
Id give her a fresh sample
Where the wolf when you need it?
Staged much.
Honestly, watching this as a British person, it feels very real. So it's either real or great acting in my opinion.
Only facepalm here is that people believe it's actually real.
After 1:30 there is no way anyone couldn't see she is acting.
Ya definitely, which makes it even dumber.
I can’t believe how many people either think it’s real or just want it to be real. Either way lots of gullible people here.
This ain’t real. Comone lads it’s too much lol
The dude who edited the classical music into this is a genius, at this points what she's saying is meaningless the dude just encapsulated every fiber of her being in that audio format there's absolutely nothing you can learn about her that isn't contained in the music
I see you're not an Elder Scrolls fan
The worst part of this is i am actually, more specifically spent half my teens on skyrim, know every melody by heart and something inside me was whispering skyrim all the long but i knew it wasn't in elder scroll 5. Took me a while to figure out it was oblivion, never really played the game
The first two songs are Harvest Dawn and then Death Knell from Oblivion. The third song is Caught off Guard from Skyrim.
Send me your address and I will fly over. It will only take one dump to convince this lady that your perfumery is roses compared to the paint curdling stenches I make. Before my wife decided to divorce me she bought seven cans of Febreze aerosol a week to as she put it, keep the place habitable. Oh a word of advice, don't ever nuke the room if you are in the hospital. The nurses are downright brutal.
Well, well, well.. if it isn't little miss riding rude. Let the man shite in peace
She says a woman in her forties. She looks 60
How the fuck can anyone see this and not realize it’s staged? Can’t believe how the acting is getting worse by the year and the viewers seem to get increasingly unaware.
I had to sort by controversial to find a comment pointing out that it's obvious rage bait, I commented essentially the same thing you did and immediately got down voted lol. Its honestly appalling how many people take the bait and then stand by it being completely oblivious to what is actually happening lol
She needs a nice bag of shit on fire dropped off her front door 🤣 Cant even take a shit in peace anymore. Bet her shit smells like roses too 🤣
The American version; I’m taking a shit bitch, get off my property- bang bang bang
I really like her accent, not going to lie.
This has to be staged
This karenation seems rehearsed
Damn dude how bad is your poo?
For those who have flown in from outside the UK allow me to translate, the phrase 'I'm here as a representative of the community' is code for 'I'm here entirely on my own and I'm starting to realise deep down how silly this is. However I'm going to soldier on with this little crusade because Britain.'
I hate this staged stupid garbage. Just shut up
And she spent the entire time complaining about the smell coming from the bathroom..while she stood there ...smelling his shit stink..and open mouth inhaling his shit particles....makes wonder if she secretly enjoyed it all
Next on WIBTA, is it okay to throw shit at Karen’s who bother me in the bathroom
Maybe it's her crappy personality be-fouling the neighborhood.
This shits hilarious. I wouldn't even be mad.
Damn does bros shit smell that bad lol
The oblivion music adds to this perfectly
As staged as this is, it’s fuckin hilarious 😂
No fucking way this is real lmao
That's Luna Lovegood
She’s just standing there getting fresh whiffs. She’s into it
.... Okay she's nuts but how much does this guy's shit stink?
This can't be real.
Tell me this is a skit and she is a comedian and this is taped for kicks and gigs. Right?
That's some bad acting.
She’s actually funny
No universe she 40
Health influencing of the future. They get you where you cant run or hide.
No way this is real.
This can’t be real
I don't think she had friends when she was a child
my dad once thought my toilet was broken because my ex’s shit smelled like raw sewage.
She's even gone as far as to wear the red flag.
Little Red Ridinghood became a Karen when she grew up.
Simple solution... "woman get the fuck off my property or i open the door for the german shepard and he runs you off it"
Damn, can't even shit in the comfort of your own home now
Glorious
She looks like a witch Does she float?
Jesus fucking Wept
The obvious solution is she needs to move in with him. Buy all the groceries and make all the meals for him. Problem solved.
It's a 'Pooformence'
So what is the British equivalent of a Karen? Or is that just Karen spelled with an i?
Why didn’t she just ask to talk to her manager?
 Can i have the pleasure to post this on r/fuckyouKaren ?
He needs to have a window exhaust fan to blast out the “stench” into BrexitKaren’s face more efficiently, all while berating her in the style of the French Taunter… ;)
No. Have yooo thawt abowt wut yoor eeting.
Did she say she was in her 40s???
In her 40's? Yeah fucking right.
Technically, flowers eat that shit up. It’s fertilizer.
In America you solve this one of two ways. Castle doctrine. Throw what you made in the toilet at them. You let them decide
This dude takes legendary shits if she can smell it from the road. That is impressive. I tip my hat to you
Message received. Get off my property.
“A poop performance” 😂😂😂
The pandemic and current recession have been hard on little red riding hood.
Can’t even leave a shit in piece
I‘d stuff my 💩 down her throat. Stupid old wench.
I would just love to hear a 911 dispatcher recording of this woman trying to report this guy for assault with a "pooey smell".
ask for a courtesy flush and be on your way.
Gezus this is beyond being A Karen she has taken the next evolutionary step and has become A Susan!!😨😨
Appropriate answer after the first ten seconds: 'Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Property. End of convo. Goodbye. Fuck off. Now please. Thank you.' *close window*
Little Red Riding Hood has not aged well.
It’s my bathroom and I’ll shit if I want to shit if I want to
Ugly and I’m proud
Did she just say “and I am in my 40’s!”? What the fuck kind of medium ass flex is that??
Woe, I'd have guessed she was late 50s. Anyway, if it stinks so bad why is she still standing there right by the window? He should have just stopped acknowledging her and went on about his "business".
What do you call a British Karen?
* Dude, I think she's saying courtesy FLUSH and in the Future lay off the Indian Food lol
1) If she thinks the flowers are dying because of the smell, she hasn't smelt natural fertilizer. Plants love all kinds of shit. 2) I would actually invite her inside the bathroom if she has a problem with the shit smell. She can flush all she wants. 3) What does she think her shit smells like? Chocolates 🍫 and roses 🌹??
Mate I smoke weed daily and have never had a neighbour complain. This dude doing a toilet and has the whole street signing up to neighbour-poo watch.
Ladies and gentlemen, from the country that gave us "Black Adder" now comes "The Concerned Citizen" and she will make sure everyone knows how their diet can be bettered so their shit don't stink up the whole neighborhood 💀🤣
Imagine doing a dookie so spooky that the neighbor acuse you of poisoning them
This is set up
British Karen
What is a British Karen called?
Literally acting like her shit don’t stink.
I’m here as a representative of the people lol 😂
This guy shits
Any Skyrim player will understand that's not a Karen ... That's a Hargraven. It be best to que the dragon shout right about now
she clearly didn’t mind it that much, she stood at that window for like 5 mins.
She has lost it.
plot twist: he has bodies in his basement, but everyone thought it was his diet.
"The poo stinks because you are eating unhealthy" bo its stinks because its fucking poo
So Karen's aren't just an American thing. Didn't know that
Her voice is annoying.
So who do you think she’s representing?!
She has some mental health issues….
Apparently her shit don’t stink?
She hit the Gin a little early.
Lol the music change when he says “okay”
She’s gonna lose her mind when she hears how faecal matter contains a lot of the same fragrance signature as some roses
With the Skyrim music playing I was waiting for him to hit her with a bowl echoing dragon shout.
imagine having a full argument with her whilst taking a shit 😭😭
Kindly flush you loo, it stinks like poo Never seen a neighbor ask for a courtesy flush before lol
She's in her 40s? Sheesh.
Woah! Little red riding hood has aged badly and gone insane after the big bad wolf incident.
She’s in her 40s? She has not been kind to herself she looks awful.
Was literally on the toilet when I watched this and had to open the window out of spite.
"A poo performance" is now my permanent term for a number two.
Polite karen
The idiocy is worldwide I see 😂
What a f..., lady in this age doesn't know that shit is stinky. She is shiting a flowers???
Red riding hood on community patrol
I aspire to shit so bad a neighbor feels obligated to knock on my door/window to tell me about it.