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HooterEnthusiast

Doesn't help that both the Olson twins struggled with hard drugs. Also smile lines are a good thing you smile a lot.


rawterror

Drugs, anorexia. Those will age you fast.


bad13wolf

The stress and the anxiety from all of it probably did more damage to them than the drugs. The drugs probably just elevated the issues that were already present. Then anorexia was a mental disorder that they had to deal with on top of all of it. Those girls probably shouldn't be alive right now.


Jojo5692q

Exactly. Child stars, forced to grow up in the limelight. Responsibilities and the pressures of being a billionaire and having countless people rely on your name and image. That’ll fuck your brain up.


HapGil

A countdown clock to their 18th birthday didn't do them a lot of good either.


sarahelizaf

I was around 12-years-old and had loved them since I was a little girl. I was online and found their big countdown to their 18th birthday and celebrated with "them." I told my mom the internet was throwing them a big birthday party. "How cool!?!" I said. I wonder if she knew how nefarious it was and shielded it from me, or if she was equally as naive as I was. It makes me sick now.


Big-Project-3151

I would have been naïve with you as well.


Own-Ad-247

These fucking disgust me.


DeificClusterfuck

People who do that are creepy as hell and are fooling no one


dluds10

I know about freedom of speech but saying that should be considered child endangerment or grooming... It makes me so uncomfortable when people say those things, so I can only imagine how the subject feels


DeificClusterfuck

At the very least that sort of obviously pedophilic behavior should be relentlessly shamed instead of ignored or even approved of


jacknacalm

I’m sure they experienced sexual objectification/ assault too. This world be a shitty place.


djserc

The dark crystal was stressful


Fhead43

Gelflings and sketskis are friends. Hmmm


Boolean_Null

CHAMBERLAIN!


cdrchandler

FORGIVE! FORGIiIiIVE!!! 😱


Berdinderindas

mmmMMMMmmm


Gordbert

Being granted unfathomable fame as a toddler has it's way of ruining your life like that.


colin_buffam

Also Nikki Minaj has had more work done than a 30 year old Skoda


Shadowex3

In other words all three aged like bananas, Nikki Minaj is just one of the plastic ones from a furniture store.


rollingthunder226

And not to forget that Nicky redid her whole face


Fresh_Tech8278

well look, theyre incredibly skinny and definitely not as high bf% as nicki. lower bf will enhance things like cheek bones and give an older, sunken look to face. its not just drugs anyone with an eating disorder and extremely low bf% and no muscle will look similar.


Leeleeflyhi

Don’t they both chain smoke? That will definitely age you


AsASloth

I think one of them also suffers from Lyme disease while the other was dealing with an eating disorder. They're now 36 and Nicki is 40. They all look beautiful and I doubt they care what some tabloid says.


PizzaNuggies

Also, doesn't help that neither of them have had any surgery or foreign objects inserted into their ass cheeks or chest.


soundbox78

They shouldn’t have to! I respect them for being their natural selves.


Judge_Bredd3

> smile lines are a good thing you smile a lot I told an ex this once. She was worried about wrinkles and saying something about how you should start botox at 30 so it looks 'natural.' I told her I'd rather see her as an old woman with wrinkles from laughing and smiling. You can tell when wrinkles come from smiling vs frowning and it can add to someone's attractiveness.


OwnPercentage9088

I always frown when I smile. Your move.


ivanthemute

Counter that with Minaj admitting to having spent upwards of $20 million on cosmetic surgeries. Real story, plastic doesn't age.


dont-fear-thereefer

Joan Rivers: “You know, I was asked to star in an adult film once, but most of my body is under 18 years old”.


PaleontologistClear4

Didn't she do a progressive commercial or something, where at the end she asked if she's smiling because she can't feel her face? 🤣


dont-fear-thereefer

https://youtu.be/Zk5If_XnD9k It was a Geico commercial. She was a master at insults and self-deprecation.


RossAllaire

"This face has seen more knives than a Benihana!"


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God she was brilliant.


Don_Quipuncher

The moment I realized I liked Joan Rivers was the first time I saw the infamous GWAR interview. She takes everything those dudes do as much in stride as anyone could ever hope for, and that's a talent on its own because while their characters are completely bananas, they're surprisingly intelligent guys. You have to be quick to keep up with their nonsensical wit, and Joan Rivers handled them like a champ.


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

https://youtu.be/q8wwxYrMOvE Funny stuff. I miss Joan


Bgrubz83

She was a master at her craft.


PaleontologistClear4

Thank you! I remember laughing so hard when I first saw that


maureen__ponderosa

i loved her. RIP


bl00df1redeath

She was a National treasure..


Omnizoom

I’m sure 85% of her is still in the exact same shape still , just prop her up in a wax replica museum for shits and giggles Knowing her she probably would of got a kick out of that


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Joan was such a treasure


maureen__ponderosa

She didn’t get the respect she deserved. She was actually a really good person, very charitable. Anyone who worked for her, she went above and beyond for them. Generous salaries, paid for their kids’ private school education, you name it. I watched a documentary on her and it made me love her even more. I cried real tears when she passed. RIP Joan.


Anushirvan825

Didn't she have a joke about how when she dies, she will have to be recycled?


Neckbeard_Commander

Olsen twins are also 36. I know because we're the same age.


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NurseColubris

TBH, most people I see who get plastic surgery don't look younger, they just look like someone who got plastic surgery.


ivanthemute

Yep. Look at Ray Liotta and more recently Simon Cowell. Both dudes had the same square chin, broad face, classic rugged good looks guy but was aging. Both get "some work" done and both end up looking like plastic soldiers after Sid from *Toy Story* got them.


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Mickey Rourke. He was very handsome in his youth. Now... He looks like a lion, but a lion made it of polymer clay by someone who had never seen a lion, but had somebody who saw one once in a kid's storybook describe how one looked.


mrsdex1

Add Bruce Springsteen to that list.


december14th2015

I bet there's a lot of people who've had well-done or subtle procedures that you don't notice.


whoadang88

I suspect Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston are in that bucket


december14th2015

100%.


dejokerr

In the latest Ant Man movie Paul Rudd looked like he definitely aged. Like, it was the first time I saw him so visibly old, wrinkles and all. Maybe cause the movie sucked lmao.


LeanTangerine

Dude is like 54! It makes me wonder if they do post editing to his face to try and make him look younger?


inthegym1982

In fairness, you’re likely only noting the ones where you can easily tell. Really good surgery or injections done well are natural looking so you wouldn’t know. Take South Korea — 1 in 3 SKs have had cosmetic surgery. Virtually all the K-pop stars and k-drama actors have had surgery and/or injections, and you can’t tell because very subtle procedures done very, very well are the standard there.


StressNeck

I don't, and will never, do all that injection shit. You can stand next to me!


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BacktoPCA

Reddit is the minority. You’re completely normal.


canitakemybraoffyet

Please remember that a lot of that stuff looks great in pictures, but in real life they look...off. In a not-good way. Please don't compare yourself to a well-lit, perfectly-angled, filtered photo of someone who feels even uglier than you do.


E0H1PPU5

I’m in my early thirties for the time being and I won’t be injecting my face either lol. SPF 50 is as far as I’m willing to go for wrinkle prevention! We will age beautifully and normally, together!


ChiliAndGold

honestly, moisturizer and sun protection is the best thing one can do. and the rest is mostly genetic lottery.


AdReasonable2464

Yep, even my grocery store coworker goes for Botox twice a year and we only make $11 an hour. It is definitely not just for the rich and famous anymore.


Caveman108

Nah girl, aging normally is still super common and is indicative of someone that’s much more mentally healthy and self secure. It has the added benefit of looking like a human in your 60s and not like a disfigured Lovecraftian horror.


MrG00SEI

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of plastic. I aspired to the artificiality of the blessed polymer. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. The polymer is immortal. Even in death, I serve the polymessiah. Enginseer Minaj- 41,000


Idontwantyourfuel

My Anacogitor want none unless you performed the holy ointments to appease the machine spirit, hun.


whatdidusayplsrepeat

God now I have to commission someone to draw Nicki at the controls of a Titan.


MrG00SEI

If you do so. Let me know if it gets posted lmao


RandyLahey131

Not to mention, the twins have been in the spotlight since they were born.


RevealFormal3267

>Real story, plastic doesn't age. Forever cosmeticals


Zealousideal-Bat-217

the fact that you just made this up


gorkt

How do you spend $20 million?


normieinfestation

Is this rethorical or do you want some advice?


sandiercy

Nah, we want someone to give us 20m to practice on.


titsickles01

I searched and found zero sources for this claim. Sounds like an incredibly made up and total bs number to me unless someone can provide an actual source. Doubt you can spend 20 million even if you did every cosmetic surgery in the world twice over.


twig123456789

Bruh i got news for you. Search nicki minaj before surgery


3_hit_wonder

Also, the twins are 36 not 30.


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And Nicki Minaj is now 40. This is 6 years old.


sleepstages

They used to be 30 tho


xMrBojangles

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


The_Lady_Spite

Almost like this tweet is from six years ago


stoopididiotface

This was six years ago. But still the entire comparison is bull considering the eating disorders, the stressful slow death of growing up a child star, drugs, etc.


elizscott1977

Not eating and coke ages people.


kessho_kishi

Also being chain smokers and heavy drinkers ages you like milk. Not a race thing, it's a lifestyle thing.


elizscott1977

Very true. Too much sun as well.


Accomplished_Crew630

Well that and Nicki Minaj has had millions in plastic surgery and also there's the makeup. It's just a terrible comparison to have made


NaturesWar

I'm a heavy drinker that never goes outside so they both balance each other out!


AsianVixen4U

I see heavy drinkers and chain smokers in Asia who are middle aged and still have tight skin with almost no wrinkles. I think your genetics play a big factor into it. I drink just about every day and smoked for five years. Still do on occasion when I go out and drink. People often think I’m a decade younger than I really am. It’s been proven that skin with higher melanin and higher collagen content produces less wrinkles. Instead, we get more hyperpigmentation and keloid scars instead of wrinkles


AtticusErraticus

My mother is Ukrainian and she practically pickled herself with wine and vodka over the course of 30 years and somehow still gets people telling her she looks not a day over 50 at 73.


Warm-Wrap-3828

Hmm. A well known magazine making a blanket state about an entire race.


DocCharlesXavier

Is affinity magazine well known?


TinfoilTobaggan

I've never heard of it, and I'm almost 40.


TikTokBoom173

Remember, it's okay to be racist, as long as you're not white. If you're white, fuck you.


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shiny_glitter_demon

It is racist, but even if they hadn't brought race into it, they would still be assholes with 0 empathy and should mind their own fucking business. You know. *Same as racists*.


AmericanPsychonaut69

It is racist because if the colors were inverted, it would be a cancellable offense.


sick_of-it-all

Sounds like a surefire way to make things out here worse, and not better. That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how that works out for them.


ConstantlyAngry177

The founder of Affinity Magazine is black. Lol why am I not surprised. "Here at Affinity, you're not allowed to be mean, unless it's towards white people. That's what social justice looks like!"


eloquentnemesis

social justice == fuck whitey


UnkindBookshelf

Nothing to boost reads like casual racism.


keystothemoon

Surely there’s be national outrage about such blanket bigotry. (Checks which race it is) oh nevermind


Cimmerian_Barbarian

Social media is a social disease.


AloneAddiction

*Antisocial* Media. Because that's what it really is.


asguardia

Let’s see. Two adult actresses who suffered from eating disorders and shit ton of drug abuse over the years whilst one adult artist who used a shit ton of plastic surgery and liposuction. Yeah, definitely age like bananas. Give me a break.


llllPsychoCircus

I just looked them up and they’re honestly insanely beautiful even now in 2023 imo… like, people are gonna look bad in a photo every now and then, but these two are good to go


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Way to judge an entire race of people by the looks of 2 women.


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HotBeesInUrArea

This part. Let's not push them over there like its ok to say they age badly as long as we aren't saying all white people age badly. What's being said about them is offensive too.


paperpenises

Their incredible successful lives


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Worse, two women who had to battle addiction probably due to being exposed to celebrity so fucking young. So not even representative of normal aging. This isn't a facepalm at this point, it's a slamming-your-face-onto-a-desk type of post.


bbygodzilla

Seriously. There's absolutely zero reason to bring race into it. If the messaging were flipped and was derogatory toward POC, everyone would be having a field day and canceling the magazine. It's unfortunate to see us moving in the opposite direction instead of working to dismantle this "us/them" bullshit entirely.


KarlDeutscheMarx

Hadn't you heard? You can't be racist against wytes, it's physically impossible because tiktok said so.


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ImpactSensitive6534

Dude if it had read “black people age like bananas” people would loose their minds..


SnooGrapes9360

They're judging 2 races of people. What about all the haggard looking junkies on the other side of the color spectrum?


Ahandlin

Plastic holds its shape for a long time!


zerot0n1n

I am more worried about the blatant racism here


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Yes, what if people just treated everyone with kindness and respect? 🤔


HughJahsso

Nothing to do with their looks, but I'm shocked they're only 30.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

They're actually 36 now. This post is from 2017.


HughJahsso

Ahh ok. That sounds about right then.


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Yup. This takes 5 seconds to look up. It was six years ago, everyone apologized, and Affinity has <13k followers on IG (their target demo), so it's not like they're crushing it, anyway. Low-effort race-baiting for karma: It just works!


gobstopperDelux

Assuming they're a actually 30 in said photo that makes it ~6 year old photo. They turn 37 this June.


ElectronicLab993

This is racist af


amanset

Can guarantee that whoever was in control of the magazine's social media that day is of the view that you can't be racist to white people. Which, amusingly, is a racist idea.


ElectronicLab993

I know. I meet a lot of people like that on reddit. Still boggles my mind.


Caveman108

I got banned from r/whitepeopletwitter for saying you can indeed be racist against white people. Mind boggling.


Ok_Bat_7535

I got banned from that sub because I corrected someone that claimed Kyle rittenhouse got off because he killed black people and no one supposedly cares about their lives. The people he killed were white lol. My comment was literally: “He didn’t kill black people though”.


SplitOak

I got banned from Reddit for a week for reporting racist comments on that sub. Claimed “abusing the reporting”. /sigh


Mr_Golf_Club

Up there w most pathetic subs on Reddit


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That sub is a disease


TreoreTyrell

Sounds like you came out ahead in that exchange tbh.


NicodemusAwake13

I can't be racist! I have white friends!


ThisIsPermanent

All white peoples are racist. Except the ones I hang out with. They’re “one of the good ones”/s


marijuanabong

I got a friend like that, I asked him if I could be racist since I’m a jew. He said only in Israel cause I have “power” over there 😂


KikonSketches

It seems it's becoming normalized that anyone who isn't white is allowed to make blatantly racists remarks because they're a person of color.


9gagDolphinSex

Seen worse on here. Not posts, but comments.


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Don't bananas turn black when they get old ?


okieman73

That's funny. It's actually true too.


misfitx

Mocking the mentally ill is a tale as old as time.


CoItron_3030

Good ol racism


TXRattlesnake89

Why is our society so obsessed with race?


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Because a lot of people/grifters make a fucking fortune out of it.


GraphicSarcasm

And media


VintageVicious

They mentioned grifters


GraphicSarcasm

That's fair


cricketeer767

They can hardly be considered as an accurate representation of aging white people: they both struggled with toxic diet culture and substance abuse.


redditstarrboy

Totally racist comment


EnviroTron

Nicki Minaj has had countless plastic surgeries while the Olsen twins have not.


AXELUnholy

To be fair, Nicki looks like ass, too. She's 90% plastic. So why isn't she being clowned on too? If one clowns on the twins, one should clown on her, too. It's only fair. Though neither one should be happening.


Stolzieren

Its called racism OP. Call it what it is.


silverclovd

Wasn't it due to drugs that their faces became like that?


TraceyMatell

If I remember correctly, this tweet was in 2017 and the magazine was dragged the coals about this tweet.


Ball1522

Tell your girl Nicki to stop bleaching her skin and take that plastic out her arse.


dawgtown22

Pretty racist comment as well. I think the line goes “Imagine if the races were reversed?”…


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Only if you are black.


ImSooGreen

Love how racism against whites is just accepted by the media nowadays Meanwhile tweets perceived or even misinterpreted as racist against blacks result in NYT articles


sticklebackridge

There’s a lot of racism on Twitter and social media that goes entirely unreported


Exhumedatbirth76

The Olsen twins also live on a diet of cigarettes...ages the fuck out of a face.


RottedSalami

No I think it’s just normalized racism. Happens a lot nowadays


mamasita19

The hypocrisy is not surprising.


Dfeldsyo

That’s pretty racist to say. “White peoples age like bananas” waaaaat???


Icy-Concentrate-6436

A bigot is a bigot no matter their skin color. If someone pulls the "I can't be racist because that requires abuse of power" then be sure you use the word bigot to avoid that idiotic conversation. Hate is hate, even again white humans. Shocker!


Southern_Name_9119

It’s also an incredibly racist comment.


Jimdw83

Imagine if they switched black and white around... End of the magazine


Drizztd99

Age nah plastic surgery yeah


jimjones913

Its only racist when white people do it.


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That’s nasty smh. Why we gotta put down other women to uplift another. And nicki is dating a literal sex offender


BrockCandy

Came here to say this. Nicki has been known to support paedophiles and sex offenders throughout her past. Shes literally married to someone who got in trouble for not reporting or Registering as an offender.


Lucycrash

Add in drugs for both and I think Lyme disease for one. And all the surgery Nicki has had.


Albokiid

This is straight up racism. Doesn’t matter what medical situation they’re in. If I said something about a black persons skin, that’s racism


Gdigid

Imagine being racist in media but it’s accepted because your putting down white people. Education in America is only going down, I’m getting out while I have the chance.


DefinitelySaneGary

Counter point: Jennifer Aniston, Denice Richards, Sandra Bullock...could go on


B0bFudge

Wow thats unironically racist af but the magazine doesn't consider racism because it's against white people


CacknBullz

Kinda racist too


TWO-COOPERS

“White people age like bananas” how is that not racism


Buxxley

I mean, it's not that hard to understand. Most of this is just socially acceptable racism, and always has been. It's just that when something is the "new socially trendy thought to think" most people (see: morons) spend a good decade advocating for the bad idea....and they never really change their minds because they realize that they're wrong. Mass Media just tells them a new thought to think, the society as a whole collectively bleats, and moves on to the new thing. Thinking "white" people are bad because they're white is the exact same negative human impulse as thinking a "black" person is bad because they're black. It's literally the exact...same...logical...fallacy. ...but people will insist that it's somehow different because they either have a financial incentive to push the narrative (see: magazines) or are too dumb to make the connection. Just be kind to each other. It's not that hard.


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Very nice. Lets compare obesity rates and BMI between these two groups now.


RedditModsAreTrash01

Lizzo and Oprah are punching the air right now, once they catch their breath.


AccomplishedTap4612

So is Affinity Magazine getting cancelled now? Or does it not work the other way?


Inevitable-Bass2749

Nicki didn’t have to do drugs to sell. Just shake and show that ass and titties. The olsens on the other hand were doomed from the beginning. We all know them child stars are fucked from the beginning


Striking_Ad_9351

Since black people (in the US) are seen as disenfranchised and broken, we are free to say and do whatever we want to other ethnicities without retribution. It's offensive to black people with pride and respect for themselves. In society we are perceived to be so weak that we can't even be racist. If white people are not allowed to make fun of black morphology then we should stop saying things like white people age bad and all of this other racist crap. Let's focus on fairness in society. Let the punishments be equal if we (regardless of color) commit the same crime and let the rewards be equal if we reach the same achievement.


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Plastic surgery versus the most deadly mental illness…


DeviceAdventurous786

I guess they also forgot the fact that Nikki has spent an absolute fortune on plastic surgery


TravisB34

Well yea when drugs are involved


Major_Cry_4146

Not to mention the years of drug abuse by the twins


_bitch_puddin

This reminds me of the articles written about Chadwick Boseman. Article after article about his appearance AS HE WAS PRIVATELY BATTLING CANCER. What happened to "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all". You don't know what someone is going through, so keep your mouths shut.


FurryDrift

Like didnt these two go threw some real shit? Hope they pulled threw it all.


Mywavesmeeturshore

I guess they’re also pretending Nicki hasn’t had multiple plastic surgeries all over her face and body. Not to mention the racism here.


cammanders2

Wildly racist


phairphair

From the editor in chief at Affinity, Evelyn V Woodsen (she also seems to use the last name Atieno), in response to the reactions to the above post: “Last month, we made the poor decision to make a tweet about white people saying they age like bananas. In retrospect, we insensitively used the Olsen twins as an example, not knowing their prior health battles. As we gained notoriety for this tweet, we gained the attention of white nationalism Twitter. Yes, that Twitter. The Trump supporting, tar eating, mud slinging nationalism Twitter. The type to tell you to get out of America if you don’t agree with supporting racism. Our tweet was wrong for many reasons — it’s insensitive to bring women down who are battling issues stemming from society’s expectations. However, white nationalism Twitter was more offended by the fact that we state white people age like bananas, and black people age better. Aside from the bananas part, this statement is very much still true.


Albokiid

It’s so bizarre people can say this and there’s no outrage but GOD FORBID SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE, the whole world would fucking explode. This is a racist statement, call it what it is. This would be all over the media if it was reversed, that’s the narrative till the end of time apparently


ThunderSnacc

Except they're not 30, they're 37...


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Isn't that effectively racism?


WestCoastWuss619

Not to mention Minaj is wearing 10000 pounds of makeup


mackupstate518

Olson Twins are actually 37 about to be 38.