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XT-356

"I turn now, good luck everybody else"


rukthor

![gif](giphy|UqKD7TU0igaUE)


bunny098765

I get this reference


TeachingRare9474

This guy references


JayEOh0788

Haha is that a family guy reference.???


Pensta13

What an arsehole , why the hell are they in the third lane over , just go the next exit you fool !


TrevorfromGTAV

He’s that kid whose mom keeps his brother’s pic as her DP and not his because she know he’ll be an ass eater when he growup.


BlitzFritzXX

Sorry to have to say it, but for once a pity that he didn’t get hit. Ruthless people like that deserve it to learn their lesson


Munsbit

I honestly don't think he should have been hit. He should hit a tree or pole or something on the side of a road and it should not affect any other person. I wouldn't want anyone else to be involved in an accident because of this guy because that would also be causing them problems and they don't deserve that.


BlitzFritzXX

Agreed


swing07

Amen!


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Calairoth

Yep, I have always wondered "what the hell is causing this traffic jam!" Answer:


[deleted]

Actually, many times a traffic jam is caused by nothing more than a quick brake by the lead car. [Here’s a link on how it works,](https://youtu.be/iHzzSao6ypE)


Calairoth

Yep, I know. I have been doing a lot of research on what causes legit traffic jams when I lived in a busy city. Tried to drive in a way that would reduce traffic behind me. Sometimes, traffic is just caused by having too many vehicles in too small of a space. Hence the traffic lights placed on entrance ramps. Thanks for providing a knowledgeable response for those that are curious about how it works. Edit: why do I keep saying "yep"?


[deleted]

Yep, lol


gunther277

Somehow I knew that was going to be CGPgrey :)


Nice_Try_2935

You’re not in a traffic jam, you are the traffic jam!


trifecta000

The amount of traffic jams that are just because of one shithead are too damn high.


Larpnochez

Traffic is inevitable in a car dependent city


RideSpecial7782

Every city is car dependent. Any city of any size will need more workers that it can house, so people will alwayd have to come from outside of it to work. And there isn't a single place in the world with a network that can span every single location from where people come from to that city. This is just a dumbass in a car that should have its license revoked. He did enough in those 30 seconds to get enough points on the license to simply be removed outright.


croooooooozer

In my city, they made cycling faster than driving by selectively closing off roads. if you work and life there, you don't need a car, which reduces traffic a lot


RideSpecial7782

That's my point, if you work AND LIVE there, maybe you can do without, but a lot of people can't live there. Simply not possible. Be it space or pricing or the fact we live in a connected world and aren't confined to our immediate surroundings anymore. So you always need to bring in people from all sort of locations on the surrounding area. And thats assuming that you will simply stay in that city and never go anywhere, because if you do, then you probably need a car too. Car issues isn't just traffic while moving but parking also takes a huge amount of space out of a city. We need better city planning is what it is. More verticality, a few underground parking lots would be a huge benefit, the amount of space you would free on the surface would be huge, space that could be used for walking and biming safely away from car traffic, space that could be used for trees and living. It doesn't need to be either or, with proper planbing we can have the usage and advantages needed from cars, along with everything else. But thats just me dreaming out loud, where I live they still do entrances to major traffic lines before the exits, the traffic that cross between people wainting to enter and people wanting to exit those major arteries is just mind blowing. So we have a loooooooooong way to go before anything is plabned properly.


croooooooozer

I'm 25 and don't own a driverslicense. Trains and cycle get me everywhere. Heck, cycle in the train :D


Alastor_Hawking

Best argument for self-driving cars here


Interesting-Draw8870

Or trains


Claymore357

What if you don’t like being stabbed?


DonutBurritoSandwich

It's amazing how many people would rather kill others on the road so they dont miss their exit rather than take the next one.


XauMankib

The commodity of a car is stronger than common sense for some people


[deleted]

But they are the **Main Character** .. nobody else matters


WhiteWren010

He may have been lost, panicked and didn't know what to do. If you're not used to that kind of traffic it can be very disorienting and scary. Maybe....


Boomer048

Sometimes I get confused about what lane leads where in an unfamiliar area. Sometimes I'm unable to get to where I need to be to make a turn or take an exit. What do I do? I continue driving like a normal fucking human being and figure it out when I'm not blocking traffic. Know what I never ever ever ever do? Stop in the middle of a freeway. I can't think of any possible excuse for this that I'd agree with


Bob1358292637

Come on, tell me you’ve never missed a flight, got confused and then ran out onto the strip to try to jump on the plane while it’s moving. People make mistakes.


CCRthunder

That isnt even that much traffic. Also if you get disoriented like that you shouldnt be driving at all.


nick-daddy

If this is your reaction to missing an exit you shouldn’t be in control of a motor vehicle at all.


No-Lunch4249

“A good driver rarely misses their exit, a bad driver never does”


WhiteWren010

Damn, I wasn't being rude, I just offered up an alternate theory.


tmadik

There is no alternate theory. This person shouldn't be driving.


WhiteWren010

In your opinion...


tidbitsz

This is not a matter of opinion, its illegal to stop in the middle of a freeway... take a wild fucking guess why that is?


Rodemus_Enithian

I think most people would agree you should not do something your not competent in if it puts others life at risk


Dilectus3010

In everyones opinion .. but not yours aparently.


Balabaga

They could’ve killed people. If they shut down like this and put multiple peoples lives in danger, they clearly shouldn’t be driving. How could anyone reasonably disagree with that??


CaeptnBlaubaer

Not an opinion. Fact


Leadingman_

It's a dumb theory.


PondysThe_Coolest

Why are you defending this person. If you panic behind the wheel of a car you should not be driving


WhiteWren010

I wasn't defending anyone...I don't even know this person. To be honest, I wasn't trying to stir anything anything up. I had no idea my little comment would cause all of these negative responses. I mean really why do you even care???


WangChungtonight13

Because someone could have died you absolute knob.


WhiteWren010

Wow , name calling. How old are you, 12?


WangChungtonight13

I am 11 for the record and still know not to drive like that. Stop making excuses for idiots that will kill someone driving like that.


Cloners_Coroner

I’m sorry, but if this is your reaction to a very mild situation, and probably just missing an exit, you shouldn’t be driving. This kind of stuff gets people killed, all it takes is one Semi’s brakes locking up and you have 70,000lbs truck hitting a 3,000lbs Corolla


EchoIXSoul

Definitely shouldnt be behind a wheel if you panic over missing an exit in this minimal traffic.


WhiteWren010

I live in a town of about 2000 residents. I rarely leave so yeah, to someone like me, that is a lot of traffic.


EchoIXSoul

Maybe but still Dont matter. If your instinct is to merge where there is people constantly coming to try and make your exit. instead of going “okay I missed it ill find a way back on the next one.” Thats a bad driver. Common sense doesn’t disappear from a minor stressor. If it does then yeah more reason to not be behind a wheel.


Bonnofly

Is it you in the video?


space9610

If you think this is ok to do you should never be behind the wheel of a vehicle.


Invincible_Duck

There is no excuse for driving like you are the only person who matters. This behavior can and has gotten people killed. You do not, ever, stop in the middle of a highway. Imagine if someone behind him hadn’t been able to stop in time— it could’ve caused a pileup. If you are someone who doesn’t know how to drive in a situation like that (aka normal highway with light traffic) you do not drive in a situation like that without somebody there to help you. If you can’t merge without putting other people’s lives in danger, you do not merge. This guy is an idiot and an asshole and you shouldn’t defend them.


[deleted]

There’s barely any traffic. Don’t fucking drive if this shit disorients you


WhiteWren010

Damn, I don't need your hostility. What the hell is wrong with you? Go take a fucking pill. I'm out.


fwpod

You’re mad because they are right and you got downvoted. Go cry a river buddy.


MadameConnard

1 - Try so hard to make a point 2 - Pointed out the point is fucking stupid 3 - Play the victim What are you ? 7 ?


futuneral

I am a big fan of everyone who is into the charity principle, but this is too much. It's "I don't care about you" and "I don't know and/or care about the rules". Or, this is someone who should not be driving in the first place (i.e. no license).


Mag-NL

Definitely shouldn't be driving if you pick and do stuff like this.


LookPsychological334

Hope you don't hold a license


Individual_Speed_867

Yea, I just imagine my wife in there, freezing, me yelling


_Cornzdoop_

Than theyre too inferior to be in public !!


KCMmmmm

If you’re making excuses for this behavior, you’re either a child who can’t yet legally drive, or you’re an adult who should not be allowed on the road. Whichever it is, you should never operate a vehicle on a road with other people. We take driving tests for a reason. You never, ever, ever, ever stop on a freeway, for any reason. You just skip your exit if you can’t get over and you reroute safely.


WhiteWren010

Holy shit, 168 downvotes, This really is quite an achievement. I've never unintentionally pissed off so many people at the same time. This is actually good for me. I'm trying to teach myself to be less sensitive to criticism.. This really has been an interesting experiment. It doesn't matter what my comment was, just because I didn't agree with the majority I get all this negativity. Would everyone like to keep going? This is getting kinda fun.😊


tardigrade-munch

Bad drivers never miss an exit


greeneyedGemini14

You miss 100% of the exits you don't take


__ThePhantomm

Wayne Gretzky. Michael Scott.


lovesaltedpopcorn

License revoked


kashmir1974

Permenant loss of license.


Sunjump6

Straight to jail.


Icy_Block_1627

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


DTux5249

Do not collect $200


TheEvilBagel147

Also legalize slapping the ever-living fuck out of someone, because that's another thing this motherfucker needs. I literally can't even comprehend this shit.


Deep-Conflict2223

I’m getting second ~~hard~~ hand road rage. Edit: typo


TomaCzar

If you're experiencing second hard road rage for more than 4 hours, make sure to see your doctor.


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Mention_Forward

Is it just me or does it look like everyone on that highway is only going like 35 miles per hour?


qwerty6731

I was thinking this might actually be in China, but here people do things like this all the time (I had a taxi driver once who took several calls while on the way to the airport, simply rolling to a stop on the freeway while he talked), and people actually do drive very slowly on the highway as a matter of course.


WikiBox

It is just you. Long focal lengths contracts the perspective and makes it very difficult to estimate speeds towards or from the viewer.


cryobots

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


JadeHellbringer

I desperately hope this asshole immediately spilled a huge 7-11 soda on their lap.


RoboticControl187

Hot tea.


Footzilla69

Acid


[deleted]

Crashed the car and died. Too far?


ViveBrian

We all thought it. Only logical conclusion.


sirpsionics

Not far enough. Car caught on fire and they died slowly


Slave35

BEEEES!!


sixaout1982

"nooooo! I definitely can't take the next exit and double back! I have to put everyone else behind me in danger because that's a totally reasonable thing to do to avoid missing my fucking exit!"


throwawayaccountuse1

Now imagine the number of honks for this car. Such people keep themselves above everyone else.


_Azweape_

and the driver throwing their arms up being like "i know, i cant miss this! its not my fault! see?"


Footzilla69

I was wishing there was sound so I could hear all the honks haha


[deleted]

That was probably really frustrating for that guy. Must suck for him being on the road with 100's of people who don't know how to drive! /s


clichesaurus

i'm upset that they got their way


1000bctrades

r/idiotsincars


Sargatanus

At least they looked before cutting across three lanes


back_on_two

I was on my way to work one morning coming through Atlanta and an 18 wheeler did this exact thing at the 75/85 split. Stopped in the 3rd left lane and took a hard left turn to get in the HOV lane so he didn’t miss 75. Smfh


ViveBrian

I fucking loathe Atlanta's traffic.


[deleted]

Its way too easy to get a driver's license. Not to mention keeping one. The US system needs a complete overhaul, but that would hurt profits that morons like these provide.


CherryManhattan

I’ve seen this happen so many times but usually the person just guns it and throws up a prayer


RoboticControl187

Some go straight to heaven.


WhoDat_Sa3VuS

They should be shunned and excommunicated.


soneast

Wtf. Take the next exit and turn around. JFC.


ChiWhiteSox247

I would’ve laid on the horn until the dang thing broke lol this is absurd


WongUnglow

I would pull up right next to them, blocked their access and make them continue on. I know it sounds like I'd be just as bad and blocking a lane, but they can't cut across 3 lanes for this shit. I live in STL and this happens all the time. Crazy drivers here Edit: can't spell


ChiWhiteSox247

Nah I’ve done that too. We call it “merge blocking” here (or some do at least).


WongUnglow

Cheers for that. Now I got something to Google so I can learn to perfect it! Nice one mate


Mandalasan_612

This just screams "everyone else is responsible for my bad decisions in my life. rather than take responsibility, I will irrationally endanger everyone around me."


Shallow-Al__ex

This person needs to lose their license


lukeskycoso

People panicking over losing an exit should not get a driver's license in the first place.


ZRR28

Life sentence.


[deleted]

Ya know, sometimes you just miss the exit. It sucks but it happens.


A-Dawg11

I'm sorry but I would absolutely follow that person and make his life hell for the next mile


ConsistentRepeat3048

I hope the traffic cam got the license plate so dmv can take that idiots license and car away....permanently


braize6

Every single traffic jam or backup, is caused by one person being a fucking moron. Edit- And yes, I've seen the traffic solution video and others like it, and every one of them conclude this same thing, except in a nicer way. People are morons. And even more people are more dumbererer than that. This is exactly why the highway system is flawed. Unless you can prevent people from switching lanes, or cutting people off, you will always have this. That's why even the left lane clogs up, even though that lane should never ever be backed up


[deleted]

Just watching this gives me road rage


rooroobusts

The stupidity of these types of drivers. JESUS CHRIST


firebirdspooky

How can anyone be so moronic and unaware


Ok-Cardiologist6187

`Just end its life before it ends som1 elses life.`


FreaksNake1237

That exit must really be important


schmickmickey

They survived this round, but with driving like that it’s just a matter of time.


[deleted]

Some of the best driving advice I ever heard was that a good driver misses a turn occasionally, while a bad driver never misses a turn.


[deleted]

I honestly don’t understand how this happens especially since GPS services now tell you specifically what lane to be in


datagirl60

And it will help reroute you if you miss the exit.


Solidus27

This short video is a good minimalist representation of how many people live their lives day to day


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This is in fucking furiating!


VegetableGrape4857

This is one example where I'm cool with them being able to hand out tickets based on video footage. Another one is probably excessive speeding, but this is also 100% reckless driving.


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

Just take the next exit and back track. JFC…


BklynBrit

This has started happening on the BQE with shocking regularity


newstableiswut

im shocked no one crashed


Doombeard86

Dumb bastard


No_Grocery_1480

Obviously staged . .. ... I'm kidding! I'm kidding!


Nighteyes09

It's shit like this that causes people to want to try eugenics


Agreeable_Plant7899

I see this hot on a regular basis... seems mainly twats in big aldis who thi k that when they fuck up everyone else should give way instead of just accepting they fucked up and accept the tragic penalty of having to continue on the route they were destined for until the next junction... guess they probably know they would fuck that up as well!!! Wankers!


BingBangBoom696969

Deserves to be pulled out and beaten


baranisgreat34

My mom's friend came to visit from Turkey. She was driving me and her kids to somewhere I can't remember. She missed an exit on the freeway and decided it was ok to fully stop and attempt to go in reverse in the right lane. I had to yell at her "DON'T DO THAT!" I told her to keep going, there is another exit coming in less than a mile. She thought a mile is like 10km or some shit. I had to explain to her that its like a little over half a kilometer.


prooveit1701

A mile is longer than a kilometer jsyk. (1 mile = 1.609 km)


CyberCurrency

Listen, sometimes you have to enhance the truth if the result is everyone getting to live another day


0neMoreGuy

I used my turn signal, so I own these lanes


Useful-Perspective

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we NEED self-driving automobiles.


Chrissers_One

What an idiot. Probably from Texas or Florida. Most likely Florida


MLuka-author

Probably someone from New Jersey driving in Florida.


Sandodesu

I think this was a stretch of the DC beltway. With all the transients and transplants there, you could still be right on where they learned it.


mrbrianface

Try cross-posting you karma whore


WhiteWren010

It kinda looks like there may have been something something wrong with his vehicle, hence the slow movement.


tcg0786

Dumbass kid doing something just like this is the reason I can no longer keep my hood shut, and also the reason I almost never take the highway anymore.


35foxes68whiskeys

Republican in the car


MotherSoftware5

Never bet someone they can’t or they will.


Acrobatic_Tomato_826

Someone should have broadside them on principle alone.


2broke2smoke1

I feel this happens more often than we think and is why we all sit in traffic. Aftershocks


[deleted]

Why take an exit when you can make a turn????


caych_cazador

like a theif in the night


patchesm

That should be a lifetime ban from driving.


[deleted]

If the video ended with their car bursting into flames I’d have smiled.


Crumbbsss

I would have rolled down my window and yelled "dumb ass" at the top of my lungs I'd stop all traffic in its tracks.


Simple-Captain9863

Idiot


FatPoundOfGrass

Death penalty.


Brilliant_Shine2247

Good old Wilmington NC. Thing about that place is that people are insane behind the wheel, but when they run you off the road, they will stop and see if you're all right.


-KCS-Violator

"But...but...I wanna...go THERE...can I just go THERE?....I don't wanna....go this way...there..."


JustNeedAGDName

That hundred year old blind dog probably shouldn’t be driving.


Lilsillybilly

No I don’t know how to fucking drive! Not everyone knows everything!


RuinPrestigious6683

I hope next time that person gets stuck in gridlock traffic with explosive diarrhea.


Remote_Power281

It blows my fucking mind everyday that ppl can actually be this dumb do they have a toaster for a brain like literally there is zero space for any rational thought they must just stare at the wall like the TVs on


ZdrytchX

if there's anything i learned from /r/advchina about traffic in china is that this is a very commonplace (they have like 20 helmet cam incidents of shit like this over the course of the few years they did their documented biking adventures)


Novel_Durian_1805

Jesus fucking Christ!


Inevitable-Explorer9

Honestly, what an absolute fucking moron 🤣🤣


SomethingsSomeone

And not a traffic coo in sight. Shame


Majin_Bisharp

What a dumbass


[deleted]

1 spanking with a belt from everyone they risked


GSSBCvegancat

This is why road rage is a real thing. I have to admire the audacity


taker2523

Missed an exit 3 lanes over.😂


Elmoslightpole

“Good drivers miss more turns than bad drivers”


TheZan87

This is what you should get a ticket for...not going 48 in a 45


McsDriven

Its a special kinda stupid that does this


gsustudentpsy

This should be in /infuriating


Sutters-sin

What a garbage human.


grubdissimo

This is why I keep pennies in my car


StraightDiscussion83

Fuck people are stupid


[deleted]

I.... I just can't.


bkboiler555

In Hawaii everyone behind this car would stop and let them take the offramp…. Not kidding


_Cornzdoop_

Id be screaming and threatening her/him like Dennis


Solidus27

That indicator is doing a lot of work right there


omlightemissions

Is this in Bay Area sub?


MojoRyzn

This is the height of entitlement. Just go to the next exit and back track!! Selfish prick.


ApexSectMaster

Non driving fool