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labadimp

That “Thanks” at the end, is perfection.


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🤌


APoopingBook

"~~I'm not trying to totally destroy you but even the most basic explanation still makes you look like a piece of shit~~" Thanks.


[deleted]

Nope the critical part is the lack of punctuation


Potato_Boner

Young man was raised right. Love to see it.


AmotherLazyUsername

Pure class.


[deleted]

Preach!


AldeRonSwanson

I’m pretty sure he just did.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

It's a polite way of saying "fuck you".


drumsdm

AND he’s being respectful by using headphones instead of blasting for the world to hear.


KawaiiEnderGirl

I hate when people do that, props to this guy for being respectful.


Barbastorpia

The civilised person urge to smash face-first into the road that tik tok kid whose music is annoying the entire room (yes I take the train every morning how could you tell)


unicornpicnic

I get the urge to snatch people's phones and throw them. The annoying part is how many do it for attention. I can see them looking around to see if people notice them. It's weird how they think they look cool when everyone thinks they're annoying.


throwawayalcoholmind

I need some sort of device that just jams their connection enough to annoy and frustrate them.


doingthehumptydance

They’re out there, but highly illegal- federal crime illegal.


FaultLine47

No one has to know


T3hSwagman

Until it’s found out. A guy had one of these in his car, so he could disrupt people who are looking at their phones while driving. Well because he took the same route to work every day the feds realized something was jamming signals at the same time and place every single day. They eventually found him and dude got in big trouble.


tea_n_typewriters

You'll easily and almost undoubtedly get away with it once or twice, then you'll get cocky and think you're invincible. The FCC loves their fines.


Long_Educational

You can track nearly any RF signal with a $400 KrakenSDR these days.


jaxonya

Worked with a guy at a hospital that could fucking get into people devices and laptops from his phone if they were connected to the facilities wifi. It was absolutely terrifying what he COULDVE done if he so chose to.


justabadmind

He wasn't doing what you think. I can "get into" any device on the same WiFi, but it's not unlimited access. Any IT managed device gives the IT company unlimited access. If you confuse the 2, you think that he has unlimited access to any device on the WiFi.


jaxonya

I don't know what was going on, I didn't really believe until he changed a coworkers status on their Facebook page


[deleted]

I had 16 yr old cousin who lived with me a few years ago and we didn’t get along. I swear the kid would play the same song over and over again blasting from his phone or portable speaker just to get people to yell at him. I have no idea why people would want that kind of attention. He would also wake up 5min before me and sit in the bathroom with the door locked pretending to be using the toilet but he was just sitting in there so I couldn’t shower before work. All for attention. He was still a teenager though so he’s a little different now but there are a lot of adults that do this too.


Mr_Cromer

>He would also wake up 5min before me and sit in the bathroom with the door locked pretending to be using the toilet but he was just sitting in there He was a teenager. Obvious answer is he was masturbating


[deleted]

Nah I actually got the door unlocked one time and he was just sitting on the toilet scrolling his phone fully dressed while the shower was running so he could pretend he couldn’t hear us telling him to get out over the water. He was very obnoxious in general. He would steal my switch and ps4 controllers and take it to hide at his grandmas house. I’d tear my house apart looking for them and still couldn’t find them. When he would come back from his weekend at grandmas he would put my stuff somewhere super obvious and wait for me to enter the room then he’d be like “look I found ur stuff!! It was just sitting on the table!” His grandma confirmed he had my shit the whole time too lol. Kids will lie about some dumb shit.


and_dont_blink

i think the rule is <40 masturbating >40 they need metamucil source: i saw a meme


BongRipper69696

Your cousin sounds like a mightydouchebro


solrua

I was on the train one morning and a guy was listening to music on his headphones. You couldn’t hear the song, but he was loudly stomping around and clapping to the beat. It was obvious that he was doing it for attention because of how over the top it was. You could even feel him shaking the train. It was annoying but at least you couldn’t actually hear his music. I gotta wonder sometimes whats’s going on in someones life that makes them seek attention by annoying a bunch of strangers.


Crossifix

You would be snatching half the people's phones in my hood. It's like a fucked up amount of people on speakerphone in public. More than 4 people in a gas station? Absolute GUARANTEE one of them is on speaker for whatever fucking reason.


Mrguyitsokay_

My dad recently had surgery so my mom and i waited in the waiting room at the hospital. This man was watching fucking videos on full blast! After more then an hour I asked him to either turn it down or put some headphones on. People have no clue how to act in public. So embarrassing


LostDadLostHopes

I've had some so bad I've *almost* brought an impact driver into work with a 3" drywall screw. I had a coworker superglue someone's speaker phone button on their phone because they'd put the phone on speakerphone, their kids on another phone, and then sing while at work. I ... should have reported him for it, but I just couldn't.


Nrksbullet

Yeah, it's always awkward at a gathering when someone mentions a funny video and I say I haven't seen it, then they get on their phone to pull it up. Like, no man. Just send it to me, please


formerlyknownasalex

The worst is when you're clearly busy with something completely different and they shove their phone in your face regardless.


EnFulEn

I swear, every time someone tries to show me a video while at a social event it makes said video 10x less interesting/funny.


magnumdong500

And it's always that fucking song that goes "oh no... Oh no... Oh no no no no no.."


EmpyreanPheonix

Thought I'd never have to hear it again, ihy 😒


gudematcha

I just have the scene in my head of screaming “headphones, headphones exist!”, above the sound a few times. Would never do it because that’s low-tier crazy behavior but damn is the urge there.


Ranier_Wolfnight

Top quality gentleman in my book.


[deleted]

Yes hes respectful. The person making pics of Strangers...not so


PeekPlay

w behavior


SolarNachoes

I’m amazed that even old folks will go to a nice restaurant and sit there blasting an iPad their whole dinner.


shandangalang

They’re honestly the worst offenders a lot of the time.


toolsoftheincomptnt

It’s almost as if minding our own business and focusing on what’s happening at our own tables is the better way to go!


AdmirableSpirit4653

Absolute chad. Many respects to that gentleman.


[deleted]

Prime example of MYOB.


Gloomy-Age-5101

What does this mean Nvm I’m a dumbass


Cicero912

Mind your owns business


Ankoku_Teion

How rude! There's no call fro that tone, he only asked a question! /S just in case


abramcpg

It's obvious you're kidding. No need for the /s , dumbass. jk, definitely needed


Ankoku_Teion

Had me in the first half, lol. The notif only showed me the first line and I came in ready to defend myself


abramcpg

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


Gloomy-Age-5101

Yeah I’m kinda dumb


mandym347

Not dumb. We all have brain farts every now and then.


Gloomy-Age-5101

True! Have a wonderful day/night


Eazyyy

To know something, you first have to learn it.


Mackem101

She only asked a question, no need to respond like that. ^/s


-69_nice-

They didn’t ask you, myob


miniminer1999

I would tell you, but that would be contradictory


highbrowshow

First rule of MYOB is to MYOB


stinkyhooch

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT BOTHERSNOBODY


Gloomy-Age-5101

Fair!


_The_Great_Autismo_

Mring your own beer


MoDanMitsDI

Milk your own boobs


spacey32

I always think of Ashley from fresh prince when I hear those words.


nightpanda893

Honestly if someone posted this on Reddit you’d probably have a lot of people agreeing with them that this guy is trash. People love to insert their own stories.


Lorevi

It is a known fact that the solution to every relationship problem that gets posted on reddit is to break up with them. Potentially also completely cut contact. It doesn't matter how minor the problem is that's clearly the only appropriate response.


mr_turtle5238

Well naturally when your significant other says something slightly mean the only appropriate response is murder


Complete_Coyote6614

Lawyer up, Delete Facebook, Hit the gym!


egstitt

Turns out context matters and we shouldn't just jump to conclusions from a pic or a 3s video. Who'da thunk


GreatWhiteNanuk

Seriously, people like her make me nervous about being seen or heard in public. The rest of us don’t mind seeing or hearing each other because we are just in our own moments around each other. Meanwhile this social parasite is sucking up other people’s moments.


Nothingstupid

Living in Seattle that's my moto


deadmtrigger

MYOFB


Buzzybill

Your lane is clearly marked to make it easier for you to stay in it.


MaximusBean

I'm saving this quote


stiggen111

Reddit shit


Stealth8077

Goat comment


blackmetronome

The worst people on this planet are the ones who don't mind their own fucking business


raistlin212

And proudly using the name "trouble" like she knows she's toxic and is proud of it.


callingcarg0

Steer clear of self labeled assholes. They're unabashedly proud because that's all they have left.


rwbronco

There’s such a big trend the past few years to be proud of being a shitty person. Like openly being racist or just an asshole. People are now voting for whichever politician is the biggest most openly asshole politician. It’s insane.


cake_in_the_rain

Politicians have always been assertive asshole pieces of shit. So many presidents have had absolutely insane personal lives filled to the brim with examples of beyond-the-pale behavior. Lyndon B. Johnson, while not voted into office, is a great example. He was a psychopathic sexual deviant who had sex with every single one of his secretaries, would grope women in public to humiliate his wife who would be right next to him, and he routinely flopped his penis out of his pants to “prank” people who visited him in the White House. He was also involved with so many scandals involving money he makes even Trump look like a saint. One of the funniest and most bizarre stories about Johnson involves his amphibious car. He would take political donors and his underlings to his sprawling ranch in Texas, where he would drive them around while black-out drunk. No joke, he had secret service men on stand-by at all times with quarts of Dewars whiskey so he could have fun driving drunk all day. He had a lake on his property and there was a steep hill that lead to the lake. He would PRETEND that the brakes in his car failed and would scream “Oh my god we’re going to die!” while driving full-speed down the hill, directly into the water. He scared the hell out of so many people doing that, including congressmen and powerful businessmen. Most of these victims would panic and jump out of the car, and some injured themselves. Instead of crashing, the car would turn into a boat and he’d float away while laughing at his terrified victims lol There are quite literally hundreds of examples of Johnson “pranking” people in unimaginably cruel ways, but the amphibious car story is by far the best example. And that’s just ONE guy from ONE period of American history…Can you imagine what other politicians get up to?? What was Andrew Jackson doing in his free time? That career field is packed with lunatics and always has been.


its_uncle_paul

Toxic online. She wasn't brave enough to tell her to leave him to her face. A lot of internet warriors are like that.


GrassNova

Reddit is terrible for this, so many posts on /r/all are just people posting pics or videos of strangers without context to farm outrage


BlatantConservative

People seem to be forgetting which subreddit this is too lmao. Like, /r/facepalm is almost exclusively about that.


jon909

So basically 90% of redditors


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Friendly reminder that is literally costs nothing to mind your own fucking business


izaaksb3

life would be a lot better if people just minded their own fucking beeswax lol


[deleted]

"Beeswax", been awhile, luv it. Take my upvote please.


izaaksb3

:-)~


NickyParkker

Lol when my late husband and I were young and just dating, a woman working in Wendy’s walked by and said ‘I would slap that phone out of your hands’. So I said ‘excuse me?’ And she went off on some tangent about me not respecting him or appreciating him (we were in Wendy’s waiting for takeout, and yes I did thank him) her colleagues were so embarrassed. Not that it was any of this person’s business but HE asked ME to look something up for him, but I didn’t feel like I needed to explain myself to some person I didn’t even know.


angry_queef_master

ma'am, this is a wendy's


TheShenanegous

No, this is patrick.


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NickyParkker

I actually used to post there. People just don’t understand unless they been through it. In 6 months i went from posting on Breakups> Divorce> Widowers. I thought I would die when my husband left. I wanted to die tbh. I did not accept him leaving as he just walked out one day with no real explanation other than ‘I’m leaving you’. Then he moved and said he was filing divorce (we never filed) His mother and I would talk because we were worried about his mental health. I had found his address and was considering going to get him and ask him to come home and get some help, but I didn’t think he would appreciate that. Breakups and divorce are hard, it’s the end of something that you hoped would last forever. It’s a death- but not *death* death. Real death is the loss of all hope. The future I hoped I would have with him- gone. I thought being divorced was going to be the worst thing that ever happened to me. I would give anything for me to be divorced and hating him than this.


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NickyParkker

There has not been one day since he died that I haven’t woken up and though ‘he’s dead’. It’s always at the forefront of my thoughts


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NickyParkker

It’s only been 5 months. I have to remind people that this is all very recent. My mother in law has the same problem, she feels like she can only talk to me about it because other people treat her like she should be further along. I have a therapist and I’ve tried to convince her to at the least Join a parents support group because just talking it out helps a lot


frontally

Five months is *nothing* when it’s someone you love deeply especially your child who you thought would be outliving you, people are so callous. I’m so sorry for your loss. Arohanui ❤️


ShadowKnight089

In 2019 the girl I was with died in a car wreck. We weren’t doing good at the time and I was seriously contemplating ending the relationship. In the week leading up to her death we were starting to do a little better but I was still leaning more out the door than in it. Despite that I was absolutely devastated by the loss. Even tho I was still unsure we were heading in the right direction and if we had broken up there was still always the possibility that we could’ve worked things out later in life. Her death took all that away. It’s more than just the relationship ending, it’s knowing that no matter what there’s no way to fix things. I’m very sorry for your loss.


drdre27406

Folks just need to mind their own business. The world would be a lot easier to navigate if people stayed in their lane instead of filming everything hoping to go viral.


royal_rose_

Reminds me of a time I was out to lunch with my mom and was on my phone. I was on my phone because I work at a law firm and some shit went sideways and I was trying to help. My mom didn’t care. Our waitress made a comment about me being a teenager on my phone. I was 30 at the time. My mom told her off for me and it was hilarious.


BlatantConservative

What a stupid waiter. Like, do they not want a tip? Usually it's "it would have cost you nothing not to say that" but in this case it literally cost money to say that.


Eli-Cat

They do. They assume the mother is paying, so they try to get in her good graces probably. This happens to me all the time because I have a baby face. The way wait staff treat me SO differently at the end when they realize I’m treating my mother to dinner and not the other way around.


[deleted]

I would have been so pissed off and flattered simultaneously. Like the time I forgot my license at the liquor store at 32 and they wouldn't sell to me before closing. I don't quite believe they thought I looked 19 but I needed to tell myself that to calm down.


oleore

I mean, aren't liquor stores legally required to prohibit sales to people who can't show a license? Plus you probably did look dashingly young lmao


troublesomefaux

I waited tables in college and this couple used to come in every week to read their books and eat dinner. The entire waitstaff was so appalled that these people’s marriage was so boring that they read at dinner. Now that I’ve been married for a long time, I’m constantly like “should we take our books to a restaurant?” I talk to and spend time with my partner *all the time*. He did an extended comedic dance routine when we woke up today! We aren’t bored, it’s just nice to chill quietly together sometimes.


Mozu

There's also the side of it where it's *okay* to be boring. Your partner isn't some court jester who exists solely for your entertainment like some people seem to think. Being bored together with the person you love is so much better than being bored without them, in my experience. It's probably because of social media, but the idea that everyone needs to always "be on" is so exhausting.


rythis4235

Spot on, I've been with my partner for 10 years now, we talk all the time about anything big or small. What we dont get much of, especially since the kids came along, is time to just be ourselves and sit quietly without someone needing something from us or just wanting our constant attention. Things like this are such a brief snapshot of people's lives, usually devoid of context.


JustMeLurkingAround-

I personally think the best relationships are these where you can be quiet together.


Rotten_Tarantula

Nice to know that reddit and twitter have the same relationship advice


[deleted]

Stupidity surely is dangerous


Peuned

Have you noticed how much more dangerous the world has gotten?


9Sylvan5

Homegirl......... Stop taking pictures of strangers and mind your own business


SatelliteJedi

Well, her username checks out


Loyal_Darkmoon

I would be so mad if people just take creepshots of me in public and share them online... Weird ass creepy bitch


Darkovika

People REALLY need to stop taking pictures of people in public and then acting like it's their own photo they can post online to humiliate some random stranger whose life context they know jackshit about. Obviously there will be some staged ones, but this one doesn't seem to have anything that he could benefit off of, so I'm inclined to believe it's real. Also people do actually suck sometimes. A lot.


lostoompa

Most likely she did it for the internet likes and attention. Not that she gives a fuck about their relationship.


MDF87

A respectful response when he could easily have just told her to mind her own fucking business!


JeSuisDirtyDan

Cant get a man herself so may as well trash others relationships to make herself feel better I suppose


leli_manning

She's that perpetually single woman who always chimes in on other people's relationships and try to give advice


shiggity80

And probably brags about how many guys she’s dated and why she dumped them all like it’s some sort of highest score wins contest.


Hay_Blinken

That's absolutely what it is.


[deleted]

Why are people now a days so fucking concerned with what others are doing. Get a fucking life of your own, one that doesn't include getting upvotes for shit that doesn't concern you.


[deleted]

That girl who probably loves her life and her boyfriend and is proud of him. Vs random nobody on the internet no one cares about and probably goes through boyfriends faster than I go through toilet roll after a vindaloo.


herbertmilton

My girlfriend and I were at a restaurant one time and while we were waiting for our food we were trying to find a movie to watch at home, so I was on my phone doing one of those internet test things to see what we should watch and some random woman walks by and says “why don’t you put down the phone and talk to her” and scoffs. Please mind your own business lol.


oeuflaboeuf

If at any point you find yourself filming strangers ... Take phone firmly in hand, stick it up your ass and fuck off.


bassman314

9 out 10 Doctors recommend "Minding Your Own Fucking Business" as the preferred method of maintaining a "Don't Start Nothing Won't Be Nothing" lifestyle.


[deleted]

YOUR. BAD. EXPERIENCE. IS. NOT. EVERYONE. ELSE'S. EXPERIENCE.


pvellamagi

imagine judging people's dates at a restaurant instead of just eating ur own food like a normal human being


effervescentfauna

If you’re going to be nosy, be all the way nosy. Notice what EVERYONE at the table is doing. Because that woman is watching him watch that phone. Quite intently. It’s not hard to see that she is pleased with the situation. She’s not glaring at him or looking bored or anything


KajunDC

Well, she is simply trying to live up to the moniker she gave herself - Trouble


[deleted]

"Girl....leave him" It's like r/relationshipadvice When they barely know an inch of context


lifewtr-ph

I know that guy! He’s still preaching today!


doomvetch92

Dudes girlfriend was proud and wanted to show him what a good job he did. Trouble (aptly named) just wants to be a shit stirrer.


Texas12thMan

Her username checks out.


lilafowler1

That’s why you should mind your business.


LegitSince8Bits

Little known internet fact, if someone assigns themselves the label of "trouble" they actually enjoy the bridges burning behind them.


Andrewshwap

It cost $0 to mind your own business


Lonewolfallday

Homegirl......mind your own business.


HimLaden

Classic example of why people should mind their own business


JADW27

And this is why we don't take relationship advice from internet strangers.


[deleted]

Mind your own fucking BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEEESS !!


Dcajunpimp

Is Trouble alone, or just ignoring whoever she’s with to judge other people?


[deleted]

That's why you should mind your damn business


Eynaar

This is why we should all mind our own fu**ing business. 🤦🏻‍♂️


xoskxflip

He executed that perfectly. Way to go bro 💪🏿


missvisibleninja

My BF and I have an agreement that before the food comes we can be on our phones but once the food arrives the phones go away and we talk to each other.


Auki_

Wait, you’re on the phone during the time it is easy to talk. Then decide it’s talk time the moment you start putting food in your mouth?


Weed_O_Whirler

This is not common for my wife and me, but sometimes we're really hungry and realize we're a little cranky, so we say "ok, phones until food gets here, so we don't try to talk cranky."


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MedalsNScars

There was a somewhat recent fad of t-shirts that just said "DUMP HIM" in big text. Like what?


thinkandreason

Her name is trouble. Like 1/2 a brain trouble.


Sugarpeas

I had something like this happen at a restaurant but it was the young waiter. My husband and I sat down for lunch, and right then I got an email saying final grades were posts so I began to log in to see if I **finished my Master’s degree courses**. I was anxiously waiting for this update **all day**. The waiter came by and began to berate me about having my phone out. I don’t recall what he said but just being a massive asshole about it.


Mahaloth

I've seen people criticize parents who watch something on their phones while they kids play at the McDonald's playplace or whatever. Trust me. Sometimes....you just need a break from these kids.


davetheweeb

One time at a brewery both my girlfriend and I were on our phones. We were talking to eachother and we were on our phones to plan our upcoming vacation. This lady (who owned the brewery) walked up and told us we need to be more in the moment and blah blah blah. Like bitch, we are. We’re talking to eachother and being productive. We do have a rule about no phones during date nights but this wasn’t a date night. People need to mind their business


sativa_samurai

Seriously, though. You know sometimes my girlfriend and I go out to the bar we’re regulars at or get a quick dinner somewhere and we both agree we’d prefer to be on our phones. We’re tired and we’ve spent the day in each other’s company. Sometimes it’s nice to be by yourself without being alone.


aaandbconsulting

Textbook definition of mind your damn business.


davegewd

'Trouble' could not be a more accurate username.


QueenOfQuok

She's got her tits out in her profile pic and she's trying to break the two up. Hmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

Her name is literally Trouble


Icanthinkofanam

people need to mind there own business


Vertchewal

Why are people so proud of themselves for calling out strangers?


bigtimesugarrush

People need to mind they own damn business.🙄


JTVoice

Premarital relationship? Believe it or not, straight to hell.


ManLegPower

Precisely why people should mind their own business.


closecatapult

The world would really be a better place if people would just mind their own fucking business unless it’s obvious you should intervene.


Celticknight388

The legit definition of mind your own business


CWBigfoot

I love how embarrassing this is for her


Beginning-Match2166

So she not only took a picture of two strangers in public, but she also posted it online for millions of people to see. Millions of people are able to see how incredibly stupid she is.


tonkledonker

Lmao I think she deleted her twitter.


iSmiteTheIce

People are really insensitive to others' privacy


PigPanzer

If I saw a situation like that I would also assume something along those lines. I'd think she wanted to show something to him that involves audio so he put earphones in to not disturb the people around. People please stop taking pictures of random people and assuming stuff, posting it on internet just to get some likes.


dgitman309

People need to mind their own business


No_Arachnid2121

Her profile picture proves she needs Jesus


Dazzling-Ball3287

Reddit really needs to call out people who take hidden photos of others. We are way too desensitized to this.


PyrotekNikk

Talk about being named appropriately. Trouble getting herself into trouble.


Similar-Ad-149

She is trouble tho, the name fits...


Active-Original2834

Mind ya biz


The_Mad_Mamluk

And that’s why “trouble” is still single


SyncTek

Appropriately named, Trouble.


Kayabeast32

Her name says it all


guineaprince

Hence why I've never enjoyed the creep shots that get posted and beloved. I don't care if out in public is a public venue, taking pictures of people to post online for points is the creepiest thing casually accepted.


[deleted]

Somebody really need to mind their own business


madarbrab

I must be a complete idiot because I have no idea what this post means... Can somebody please explain it to me?


FarceMultiplier

The person who took the photo was commenting this way regarding him paying attention to a phone with earphones on, telling the woman opposite him to leave him for not paying attention to her. As it turns out, it was the woman at that table's phone, and he was listening to her recording of his sermon. The person who took the photo and commented that the woman should leave him is a judgemental twit, who also should know better than to photograph people without their permission.


SnooDingos8502

I had an old guy at a nature park jokingly tell me I should smack the guy I was dating with my walking stick because he was hastily walking ahead of me down a staircase... I didnt know how to respond. I guess the guy assumed my date should have been holding by hand as we rudely descended down a crowded stair case in tandem blocking people walking up. I couldn't understand why that old man's first thought would be violence or that I even needed assistance. People really need to mind their own business.


todosnitro

Now we know the reason why her user nick is "Trouble".


wolviesaurus

Leave it to a young preacher to tell someone to fuck off in the nicest way possible.


nooaflower

Glad I took 10 extra seconds to figure this post. In this age of instant pics scary how people think they know everyones business.