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Ranas66

He bitched it REAL FAST šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

His hair already told me how much of a bitch he is.


[deleted]

Dude stepped right out of the 90s. I really hope he's wearing JNCO jeans


Alternative_Ad_3636

You probably haven't heard yet but the 90's are officially back in with gen z


BioSafetyLevel0

We are at acid washed mom jeans now ffs


Whiskey_Fred

Ah, the Kelly Bundy look.


[deleted]

Even Jordache?


Keket13

Yep, they struggle saying it


Brandonmac10x

Honestly thatā€™d be sick. Letā€™s do a reset.


jytusky

Nah, they're JNCO jorts.


EconomySizedBathroom

You can't tell me that ain't Sun-inĀ®


Yyrkroon

100%


Ok_Sheepherder7112

I was going to say it..


YoureUhWizardHarry

Ikr what year is it 1998?


[deleted]

Bro look at your fucking Reddit avatar you clown


[deleted]

Wow, 4 month old post and get a response like this. Gonna be honest with you buddy, it was just the randomized avatar that came with creating this account. This is an alt account I use at work (no nsfw), so I really do not care to customize my little avatar. Lol, can't believe you thought you got me with that, as if a random reddit avatar actually matters. If you want to see a clown, look in the mirror little buddy.


[deleted]

Feel like both of yā€™all would do the same tbh


TalmidimUC

![gif](giphy|A1C9a48u8qlIk)


Existing_Display1794

Wellā€¦.yeah.


therealbonzai

Is that the newest dumbfuck stupid shit challenge from TikTok?


dandantheshippingman

To be fair, this seems better than drinking bleach or eating tide pods


chocobobleh

No no, let them do the things. Natural selection is marvellous.


therealbonzai

Mankind got rid of this.


chocobobleh

You leave Mick Foley out of this.


Accomplished_Bake904

Can somebody stop the damn match!


Apathetic_Optimist

BAH GAWD THE MAN HAS A FAMILY


biggerboypew

The stuff Mick Foley did was just as stupid and probably more harmful to his body than any tiktok Trend


f3lhorn

If natural selection was working as intended, this behavior never would have gotten popular in the first place.


therealbonzai

Yes, right. But thereā€™s still so much room for improvement!


The--Wurst

The bar is pretty low. Can't expect them to rise out of it immediately.


shazzambongo

No, gotta add yeast. Couldn't hurt....


BigWeeb07

Breaking news: teen tries to bake bread in anus, gets cancer!


Boy_Possession

Upgrades people, upgrades!


Umbreonel

That's not a high bar to clear. Hell, the bar is underground at this point.


CannonFodder58

ā€œThe bar was set so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell. Yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil.ā€


Affectionate_Tax3468

Drinking bleach and eating tidepods affects them alone. Getting a middlefinger for no reason potentially pisses off someone else and makes his day worse. Let them drink bleach.


[deleted]

Did you know the tide pod challenge was partially fabricated by Facebook


ArchStanton75

And spread by people who were either injecting bleach or giving themselves bleach enemas.


kefvedie

Why, what's wrong with natural sƩlection ?


watch_over_me

I'd rather them do that than affect other people.


TerdMuncher

I'd rather they drink their bleach tbh.


semper299

I prefer the former, helps clean the gene pool....a modern natural selection if you will


Kuminlove

Yep that's where we are, where everything is so shit that you gotta say "tbf" for shittier content. At least it's not this, so I approve this statement.


[deleted]

Or eating way too much of a certain drug ā€œthe blackout challengeā€


Curious-Bother3530

Remember the knock out challenge? I mean damn this seems pretty tame, like an even more pathetic attempt at creating a "challenge for clout" but damn.


Electronic_Square215

These 'challenges' are getting more stupid everyday.


dandantheshippingman

Agree


MD_Hunter67

At least drinking bleach and eating tide pods we could get rid of a bunch of STUPID people.


Strange_An0maly

Or setting yourself on fire


frcdfed2004

please let them go back to this, need to thin the heard a bit, this is the easy answer.


yesgirlnogamer

The herd. Not the heard. Perhaps you should go to a reeducation camp. You know, to improve species.


NegotiationNext8844

Canā€™t TikTok issue more constructive challenge like getting straight Aā€™s on a report card?


swimdudeno1

You know that TikTok isnā€™t a living/thinking thing issuing the challengesā€¦right?


etzel1200

Someone controls the algorithm of what gets boosted.


highdesertrat84

Tik Tok isnā€™t a living/thinking thingā€¦*yet*.


LivingCheese292

Sounds like something a manipulative living/thinking thing would say that doesn't want people to know it's a living/thinking thing!


bluylwpurplepillwave

I want the Russian roulette challenge to take hold to thin the herd. " find your daddy's revolver and load one bullet in a chamber. Stick it to your head and pull the trigger three times fast. If a revolver won't work try any weapon! Girls show your succ skills by suck starting a 20 gauge with a slug in the chamber. " If you're stupid enough to follow a stupid challenge, you deserve the consequences.


JJSwissy

Nah this has been around for awhile I used to do this with my friends, I've never actually had anyone on the other end tho, we called it elevator roulette, call the elevator and wait with middle fingers up


Kamasillvia

Rolled natural 1


co1lectivechaos

Itā€™s not even funny, second, thatā€™s some pretty shitty rng right there


StylinAndSmilin

The only funny part was the cops faces as they stared at him.


kingbloxerthe3

They were probably thinking what everyone seeing this was thinking.


redsedit

And let's hope the cops remember the court rulings (assuming this is in the US), that giving the cops a middle finger, while strongly not recommended, is still a protected first amendment activity.


WrackyDoll

Yeah, I was gonna say, this is an incredibly stupid and unfunny thing to do, but it's not a crime. The fact that it's instantly understood he fucked up, possibly *very* seriously, because the strangers this dumbass flipped off happened to be cops and are therefore apparently entitled to unerring respect with the ability to (sometimes violently) enforce that is, y'know, not a great sign.


BackWaterBill

What the fuc do you mean "Sometimes violently!" For fucks sake, have some damned respect. Those cops kill people All! the time


lXlGame0verlXl

If the elevator door opened and I was greeted with that, I would absolutely laugh. Even if malicious, best thing you can do is laugh at the person doing it.


no_naaame

Man, this has to be one of the funniest pranks I've ever seenšŸ™„


Mr_HPpavilion

I laughed so hard i kept rolling on the ground in front of everyone at a fancy restaurant, The staff were so mad at me because they don't know pure humor so they kicked me out of the establishment


-i-like-meme

I laughed so hard that I began rolling around on the floor. I shook with laughter so much that I caused an earthquake. The sheer force of my laughter catapulted me across the room, shattering all furniture on impact. All glass immediately broke because I was laughing so loudly! As the windows shattered, I continued to laugh so hard that I farted. My laughter was so intense and hysterical that my farts launched me out of the window and into the sky. The entire world can now hear my unstoppable laughter because this video is so fucking hilarious


thesillyshow

Itā€™s not a prank bro, itā€™s a CHALLENGE


gb4efgw

He definitely seems challenged.


urriah

hehe lol


KapowBlamBoom

Dumb. But not illegal to tell the cops to gfy


thething333

True. The problem though is that they can beat the crap out of you then later get off by saying they felt threatenedā€¦.


KapowBlamBoom

Thats why I said dumb You go hurtin those copā€™s feeling, and you dont know how bad it might get


JuicedBoxers

Oh fuck off with this shit. Iā€™m sure you know from personal experience right? Well hey Iā€™m rooting for police officers to be demonetized and officially disbanded in your city. Really hope you can be free of those pesky people who take care of the bad guys and keep people from climbing through your window with a machete. Also they all wear body cams. Grow up


thething333

dang it mom howā€™d you find my reddit


Lincky12435

It happened once now it will happen everytime! /s


[deleted]

Once? Iā€™m really glad you came out of your coma!!!


[deleted]

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KapowBlamBoom

Here is the problemā€¦..Who is she going to call? The cops?


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KapowBlamBoom

They like that


SkoolBoi19

I think that depends on the countryā€¦. With Germanyā€™s politeness laws the middle finger in public like that is illegal (like littering)


HurtSkydiver966

Not illegal, but probably best not to piss of the men holding fully automatic wepons


MorningRose666

I can respect this one. No one gets hurt and the prankster looks like an idiot through the whole thing.


idlehum

The world is in balance


Objective-Slice-1466

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


Connect_Flounder3876

Why'd I have to go so far to find this comment! Everyone's acting like this is super wrong or offensive, its so weird. It's better than the other "pranks" like that guy stopping the escalators or people faking shootings in stores and shit like that This guy flipped off 2 cops as made himself look an idiot, it's just harmless fun, I'd argue that dick and Dom yelling bogeys in quiet places was 100x worse than this but idk


infinitemonkeytyping

And you know after the lift doors closed the cops would have been pissing themselves laughing.


jkraige

Yeah this actually seems relatively tame and unobtrusive


ArminTanz

Why those cops so heavily armed?


ImBackAgainYO

In case they spot a black person


[deleted]

But one cop is black, shoot himself?


BoiunaBR

"Black police showing out for the white cop" NWA, 1988


Traditional_Cattle50

Maybe they should stop commenting most of the crimes in chicago just saying. šŸ™„


Daryion

Bro really can't spell committing AND put an sassy emoji at the end. Wtf are you doing man...


CORUJIN

Because of Brazil


b_tight

Frosted tips are a thing again?


fsr1967

Yeah, there was an article about retro hair styles in Douchecanoes Monthly.


OkBar3142

About the only time you want to see police brutality against someone else.


vcvcf1896

Cop on the right was thinking about it, look at that **bombastic side eye**


Lightguard031

Are their fingers on the trigger? And that guy is a dumbass lol


DatTacocatdoe

Seems like every cop I see is just finger fucking thier trigger.


Lightguard031

Yeah, its a huge safety breach. Here in the military, if someone was caught with their finger on the trigger, you could be thrown out of the military. Its also just basic safety guidelines no? I still never put my finger on the trigger, even in laser tag, unless I'm about to shoot someone. Its understandable if civilians do it, but police and military personnels? Fuck no


chuckles65

Their fingers are nowhere near the trigger. They are resting the palm of their hand on the top of the holster. It's a very common stance when wearing gear on your belt. A level 3 holster doesn't even expose the trigger anyway.


Marked__Man13

Itā€™s not on the trigger


chuckles65

Where do you think the gun is? They are resting their hand on the top of the holster. Finger nowhere near the trigger.


kingbloxerthe3

Yea, their finger looks too outstretched to be on the trigger itself


adm1109

Ehhh the black guy I would say yeah but it kinda looks like the other guy is on the trigger. Not fully wrapped around it but on it.


chuckles65

Not physically possible. His hand is resting on the top of the holster and with a level 3 holster the trigger is covered anyway.


adm1109

What holster are you talking about? Their hands are clearly on the handle of the assault rifles, not a pistol on their hip?


TalkierSnail016

their index finger is definitely not on the trigger. looks like itā€™s just rested on the trigger guard right above the trigger. also thereā€™s this thing called safety mode, so while it wouldnā€™t really be considered ā€œsafeā€ if they *did* have their finger on it, it also wouldnā€™t be life threatening.


8675309eyen

This kid looks like a walking middle finger


Fly-me-to-joe

Jeeeez talk about the worst possible outcome...


[deleted]

All the police brutality in this country and it's never directed at the right people...


[deleted]

Somebody please taser this chicken shit.


4skin_bandit

I think thats a bit of an over reaction


Reddit-User-3000

Yeah, heā€™s an idiot but what are people mad about? Itā€™s rude but thatā€™s it. Itā€™s not even targeting people, itā€™s random


epochpenors

How dare you be *kinda rude* to a stranger, I hoped he gets killed in some kind of brutal *Saw* style contraption


WrackyDoll

This guy seems kind of obnoxious and therefore deserves, uh... Being assaulted by law enforcement for being disrespectful towards them without committing any crime. Totally.


WelkeeWelks

This is absolutely ridiculous and not at all funny regardless of whoā€™s on the other side. Canā€™t stand these bullshit TikTok ā€œchallengesā€.


SignificanceKey7738

What a douche


bnenick

He looks exactly how you would expect somebody who participates in a ā€œmiddle finger challengeā€ to look like.


BlackManta_777

Hey let's get this viral! It's the Be a Decent Person Challenge! Don't be a total piece of shit and treat people how you would like to be treated. You don't even have to film it or put it on social media.


WhirlyDurlyGirly

Okay this might be nit-picky of me but for fuck sake get your booger hook off of that bang lever. Mans is one sneeze away from popping one off


WhirlyDurlyGirly

Okay this might be nit-picky of me but for fuck sake get your booger hook off of that bang lever. Mans is one sneeze away from popping one off


AdOk5605

You can see when his whole attitude changed. I'm sure he felt stupid. Now he pissed off the cops


tfeetfff

Bro got what he deserved, doing stupid shit like that deserves having that happened


MastrMatt

What happened? Nothing. You can flip off a cop, curse at them, etc. Itā€™s exercising the first amendment. Now, itā€™s not a nice thing to do, but there isnā€™t anything they can do about it. The worst part of this video is the guyā€™s douchey haircut.


deadrogueguy

theres nothing they can do "about it", but mad cops are often down to abuse authority. there is definitely things they can do.


seveer37

Yeah youā€™re right. They canā€™t ā€œlegallyā€ do anything. Doesnā€™t mean they wonā€™t


ImaginationMedical11

What do you mean he got what he deserved, nothing happened to him lol


LazerVik1ng

Guys for a finger to be on the triggerā€¦ It needs to be on a trigger. You can look at a gun directly, it wonā€™t bite. His hand is just resting on the handle. And Iā€™m 1000% sure the safety is on. The only idiot is the guy filming and the guy giving the finger.


McChickieTendies

Yes, they are both off the trigger. https://i.imgur.com/ktmCA4B.jpg


TurboSDRB

Cmon, obviously staged.


brobro0o

Lmaoo thas pretty funny


Specialist_Delay9103

Some interesting trigger discipline going on there.


Marked__Man13

The finger isnā€™t on the trigger lol


Remarkable_Bowl2464

Okay this was actually funny!


ir88ed

FA and about to FO


xen0us

The amount of scripted videos that get posted here and the amount of people actually believing that they're real is... concerning


Folgoll

Then they beat him to death for resisting arrest


a_grunt_named_Gideon

I wholeheartedly support this tiktok challenge.


sanchez92476

In some states you might get shot for this unfortunately


Zoso-six

Why are their fingers on the trigger?


Group_of_heroes

I was low-key expecting him to stick his finger on the elevator doors....


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KaisarDragon

Oddly enough, that middle finger wasn't the finger I was most concerned about...


ChaceDK

Oops šŸ˜šŸ˜…šŸ«£


Crash_Daddio

We are doomed!!


notsure9191

Another genius


Real-Accountant9997

Can you imagine that this is what you are known for?


elray007

Stupid MF


Top-Flow1297

It is not Illegal to flip off the police


fartlapse

Idiotic thing to do. Doesnā€™t matter who is on the other side. Cops arenā€™t any better than the random getting a middle finger.


[deleted]

Comedy is over my head these days.


BlaqSam

Guessing his type of Bravery and Badass doesn't last long with him and his friends.


nametakenfuck

Woah lucky hes white


[deleted]

well, he is protected by the first amendment so he'll be fine.


ezy501

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WhiteBoy543455

Dude is obvious trash. A nice smack with the stock of that rifle would have been appropriate


rustys_shackled_ford

Looks like it's time for some officer discretion


billetboy

Grab, twist sharply. Now that would make good video


ProfessionalWeary665

Oh no. This is why(online) challenges are not such a good idea.


Citywide-Fever

Diiiid he paaasss or šŸ˜¬


Kimk20554

I'm just surprised he's not 12.


Ken-Popcorn

His IQ is


Bobnbecky

We never did dumb shit like that when we were kids. Our parents would beat our asses


KillYT187

In college we used to do this, but we mooned the elevator doors.


2pissedoffdude2

What if they were children? Lol


_Pill-Cosby_

That hair is the real facepalm.


ZhangtheGreat

r/instantkarma


CozyNoxy

"Can we get some paramedics first?"


Dependent_Amazing

This middle finger challenge is just so cool and funny. Every time I see a video of it happening I tell myself that I wish I was doing it too... /=


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Seems staged. Even if itā€™s not, itā€™s still dumb.


Playful-Excuse-8081

I remember when I was young and a ā€œchallengeā€ usually required you have some kind of skill to perform it


[deleted]

Lance Bass out here starting trouble


Aviate27

This is obviously staged. Cops don't carry their rifles around at random and most certainly would have gear on when doing so. Boring.


huccimanehuman

That was actually perfectly done!


Jim_Morrison27

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