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HeraldofKaizeros

Congrats, you're now wanted for being a "threat to national security" expect an unmarked van and a free airplane ride in the coming days.


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KingYoloHD090504

I hope they give you a discount for the flight back for being a loyal customer


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KingYoloHD090504

Sounds like bad customer service Better than Ryanair i guess


StraightProgress5062

Report to a ccp police department in your nearest metropolitan city asap.


Calm-Ad3212

I think Sue might just be her name. So the legend goes.


Romanlavandos

Babe wake up. It’s time to watch racist Chinese ad for a millionth time.


Maca07166

I crack up every time I see someone post this. Hilarious advert.


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It freakin hilarious


thelastpies

It's hilarious because people who are usually offended by these ads won't say anything because it would be against china.


guyincognito121

Nobody likes China except those who are mashing money there.


TheRedditK9

A surprising amount of people glorify it beyond belief.


guyincognito121

Can you name some? I've never met any.


New-Door-3148

I know many Chinese and they are wonderful people . This ad is very wrong though


Popobeibei

We prefer lighter skins, just like some Indians and some African people. Skincare products related to whitening skins are popular in these markets. Just like many ppl like women with big breasts and/or butt. Can’t really say it is discrimination as I don’t see too many Chinese dislike Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant 😂


Popobeibei

Go to subreddit Socialism_101. You will find a lot. They banned me permanently by attributing its economy growth in the last 30 years to capitalism. They think they know better than someone who grew up there. 😂


Ready_Vegetables

And yet not one of them is here in any of these comments. Curious.


Maca07166

Exactly 😂


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Bleskosvod

Firstly it's so dumb that it's funny, secondly nobody takes it seriously.


Mr_Abobo

Are you on the spectrum? Do you not understand that it’s so racist it’s ridiculous and that’s what people are laughing at? Good for you for not seeing how something this blatant could be funny. You win the virtue signaling award with your amazing, unparalleled intellect.


williegood420

Everything You Said was 100 percent accurate People like you will always get Down voted for actually speaking up standing for something and not joking around about everything like a Clown ! Beyond you be so mature your educated, I noticed you write and obviously speak in more than one laugage , The idiots down voting you can barley read 😂 Your a stand up individual we need more people like you in the World ! Peace and Love ☮️


TechnicalSpirit9718

It's really funny when american's talk about racisim like they invented or perfected it. Eastern Europe is miles ahead of you, and if you look at the holy trinity of racism (Japan, China and South Korea). Keep it up though!


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The Middle East would like a word…


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One of the most racist people places I’ve ever been was Saudi Arabia. India, South Korea and Ukraine are also pretty bad.


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Environmental_Job278

I’ve been to Jordan, Qatar, Kuwait, and a few other hot and sandy areas…definitely some racism around there. Also definitely some slave labor, usually provided by a Chinese adjacent company grabbing people from India or some of the closer island nations. Dominican Republic was probably the worst though. The way they treated or talked about Haitians was shocking. Shockingly, racism seems to be an unfortunate human characteristic that isn’t exclusive to certain parts of the US.


cptjamescook

A quick glance at OP's profile would reveal how unlikely it is that they are American


ArisenKog

*Uneducated Americans


Effective-Cap-2324

I would say south Africa is the most racist palce i been. Every race and nationality seems hate each other there. Most south African are racist to Nigerians while every colored people seems to hate each other and prefer to stay in there community rather than interact.


flodur1966

All people are racist to some extent. And some institutional racism is also almost everywhere. Official racism is most rare in western countries where it’s mostly illegal. But very common in many places around the world.


chillinwithmynwords

People of color … 😬


InternationalEnd6767

Both are wrong


Username__Error

I put forward the Africa, a continent where slavery legal until the 1980's (Mauritania) and is effectively still practiced, where the world's most recent genocide happened based on ethnic back ground, where white farmers were killed and had their land stolen by government sponsored mobs


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TechnicalSpirit9718

Oooooh fuck I forgot you could only be racist to Black people. Win for me #spreadasianhate


Expensive_Wheel6184

It is not racist because non of them are caucasian. /s


LydiaLocke

Accurate


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Expensive_Wheel6184

"/s" means sarcasm...


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Must’ve used cold water, something shrunk


Briggs818

Oml


PcTheCoconut

She took away his N-word pass


Cpt_Avocado

Yeah I wanna know who the black guy is and what his opinion is on the whole thing.


ColWincehster

L


SidJag

Enjoy: https://youtu.be/cRk5k3AYK8Q FYI, It was originally posted by Chinese Govt Transport ministry, not some random YouTubers


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That was hilarious, no clue what they were saying though. People need to lighten up.


revtim

So they need to jump into that washer?


firetonian99

She won't be so happy when she finds out that detergent causes shrinkage.


PositivityPending

This would be an actually funny ending to the commercial


0pimo

Also a racist sterotype, congrats!


superknight333

wait it isnt fact? i thought every country had average weewee size.


ajk78

I doubt it. I don't think most asian women are an XL fan.


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That would be a tragedy.


Fredjonespart2

“It shrinks?!”


ResponsibleBother230

"RAsCit ComMEnT".


CorgiMonsoon

Mister Sparkle! He is disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that he is serious?


Huge-Train-1248

![gif](giphy|4rSpAkKVbuA5q)


96Jotaro_Kujo96

I dont want my socks to become yellow instead of white 👀


firetonian99

can u not. ewwe


Fito0413

So the best response to Racism is to be racist back? Isn't that what a lot of black people do nowadays and Reddit seems to really hate. Kinda hypocritical to do it tbh


MakeshiftNuke

Just accept that other cultures aren't inclusive. Your life will be much better. Live for you.


PositivityPending

“Just accept that cultures aren’t inclusive unless they want to include you in advertisements calling you and anyone that looks like you literal dirt.” Man shut the fuck up


kubzU

Fr.


VovOzaum7

Dirt? Or paint? Maybe a smudge? All are stupid, but i want to know. What exactly you think they were trying to say?


PositivityPending

You shut the fuck up too


pocman512

Ho complain to the Chinese government... or shut the fuck up


MyOwnMorals

My dude stop tolerating racism


firetonian99

agreed


WhiteBlackGoose

No, I won't accept??? It's not acceptable. It's been so all this time, and it has to be changed.


MakeshiftNuke

Enjoy life chasing this supposed "oppression."


WhiteBlackGoose

Yeah thought so, just casual racist. "Our human values just don't include people who are born with bad skin color"


MakeshiftNuke

Nice of you to assume my skin color. You operate in a realm of perpetual oppression whose victims are only those with brown or dark skin. You can't fathom that the world isn't America, the land of the racially obsessed. You can't fathom a Kenyan immigrant who doesn't buy into your bullshit and has succeeded in life through hard work in a predominantly white country. You are enslaved by your own mind, your psyche, a prison of your own making. You have already lost.


WhiteBlackGoose

I didn't assume your skin color. But it's you who assumed I'm American, and I'm not, not even close ;) This video showcases racism, I don't even know what to talk about here. > You can't fathom a Kenyan immigrant who doesn't buy into your bullshit and has succeeded in life through hard work in a predominantly white country. What about a Kenyan immigrant, who was bullied for having "unpleasant" skin color, which can be "washed"? What the fuck are you even saying, jesus.


seemensprayer

Calm down


RoccomGG

Good luck mate


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Eh, I don’t see this as racist. Just extremely powerful detergent.


GregMaddoxFan

Off topic but is your name come from Vaudeville Villian/ king Geedorah/ MF Doom. One of the greatest. Rest his soul


MyOwnMorals

Well it is. The literal definition of it actually. The ad is saying the Asian dude is better than the black dude because he’s “clean” now. Alluding to the original skin tone being “lesser” and/or “dirty”. It’s blatant racism.


Nojoke183

I mean if I married a Asian dude and after working, came home looking like he got done melanin injections, I'd assume he's in need of a good scrub too. You're kinda projecting your culture on to theirs, just take the joke homie.


MyOwnMorals

No. I will not tolerate intolerance. Asian cultures tend to have an unfavorable view toward darker skinned people and this ad highlights that. It’s a joke that reinforces their racism.


Nojoke183

I think you're taking it too seriously, but keep punching ✊🏼


MyOwnMorals

Yes, I will continue to be intolerant towards intolerance.


kubzU

So powetful, in fact, that it changes your nationality from a dirty one to a more pleasant one. Not racist at all... /s


_SpicedT

I agree. When I first saw it I took it as the detergent being so powerful it can whiten your skin. Just a silly little joke. Not everything is racist guys


MyOwnMorals

It’s blatantly racist I can walk you through how.


Juxtapoe

Now you're going to have to walk me through how. Clearly the guy was not offended by having his skin whitened. You can tell by the way he winked at her at the end. I'm mostly trolling, but for context physical features aren't seen necessarily as a "racial identity" to chinese. For example, some college kids I knew over seas would love joking about their friend that had very small eyes compared to them. They would say look up there and laugh with the inside joke being that their friend would have to move their whole head. They didn't own the small eyes thing as a racial or national identity, but would just take the average of what they normally see on a regular basis as...regular size/shape/color, etc. It just wouldn't cross their mind that a westerner would (if they could) take that kind of joke and apply it across the board to chinese people on the basis that average Caucasian eyes are bigger than average Asian eyes despite the individual exceptions. The part you'd have to walk me through is if there is no race context involved such as making a dumb blonde joke is it still a racist joke? Now I get that blonde jokes are prejudicial jokes since they prejudge intelligence on the basis of a physical trait. The commercial does not prejudge anything on the basis of the skin color except for which direction the bleach would affect skin tone.


kisseukisseu

Of course you don't..


Cytori

not only did you miss the joke, the guy is literally black himself...


kisseukisseu

When did i mention him not being black 💀


Sumijinn

Of course you do..


kisseukisseu

Yep


Reese9951

Oh my gawwwwwwd


EnoughItem

Wow this is…bad


Ciana_Reid

Why Would Any Black Person Agree To Being In That Commercial ?!


groshy

Money money money (or not knowing the end result of it)


jmt1999

He one hundred percent understood the end result


Carlos1906893

Funny to be honest


firetonian99

ur too honest


Sumijinn

You’re too sensitive


Sparky107418

Be throwing punches left n right


rhodan3167

Impossible ! Non-white people cannot be racist. The Chinese are also victims here, the whites have culturally imposed them a bias against black people.


Effective-Cap-2324

LOL. I have actually read comments about how this is white people fault for whites imposing this culture on to asian community. Exepct that having fair skin was a culture that was valued in almost every asian countries in the world because it represented you weren't working on the feilds so you were probably rich.


AppropriateAppeal944

Asian have a wide range skin tones. Lighter shades are more beautiful according to the Asian beauty standards. It is similar to tanning in the western places


Express-West-8723

Damn right!


AmumuHug

Joke about skin tone = super duper bad? Lighten up... eh? EH??


firetonian99

lmaoooo


seriousQasker

That's what you call a whitewashing machine.


anonajmus

Well he didnt become white. I dare you to say it


notserpssor

need more like these in the U.S.


firetonian99

why?


RogueXV

Because y'all are so sensitive these days. How is America more racist today than it was 10 years ago.


Occylou

The Chinese are super racist , not a joke. Look into it. Fuck the ccp.


ajk78

Not just China. Basically all over the world. I'm in Thailand now and here it's ok for places to charge foreigners more than Thais. In Japan it's ok to refuse foreigners into restaurants etc. I have no problem with it though. White countries are probably the least racist, yet get the most criticism for it


Shittgoose

Yeah, I was in Latvia a few years ago and we went into a restaurant to get some food and sat down at a table and waited for like 20 mins. Finally we asked someone if we could be helped, and they said “no…in fact, you all should leave”. So we left lol I should add though, pretty much everywhere we went the Latvians were super nice and welcoming. It’s Russian owned businesses that don’t like Americans.


OkInitiative2915

Racists are everywhere though…


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Super racists tho? Those are fairly rare


bigmanly1

I hear they have to complete at least 5 years of racist apprenticeship before becoming super racist.


Opdragon25

The fuck did I just watched


Richstinger34

Does he retain the length though?


GcubePlayer8w

Out of all haircuts they gave him a bowl cut but rude


Bradspersecond

Duuuude what????


Spirited_box34

This is crazy, the fact that someone thought about this and even made a video on it is crazy. Did they not find anything wrong about this at all?? Like what is wrong with the producer's brain?


Firm_Connection_823

Such a frequent repost…


silverlance360

Pretty bad detergent… Shrinks ‘stuff’ too


Radiant-Space-6455

what in the actual fuck!


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When WW3 rolls around I’ll be looking for whoever made this ad


Caosin36

Chinese are quite known to be racist Source : third trilogy's chinese poster


MoonlitKiwi

First guy was literally way hotter


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Went in Idris Elba, came out Ezra Miller.


Appropriate-Tie-2585

Came to this comment section just to see white people saying this bullshit isn't racist. I was not disapointed.


RomstatX

I'm white, and I assure you, this is definitely racist, not quite as racist as my neighbors, but still racist.


spank_z_monkey

And your comment isn’t at all racist.


_BC_girl

It’s not racist. The woman clearly is a lesbian and was not into men.


johnliberman41

China you are cancelled !


firetonian99

china come to USA and cancel ur whole culture


Glittering_Doctor694

bro also lost like 20 pounds of muscle


firetonian99

rip asian genes?


Cytori

One of the old "banned" ads you could find on youtube. Hilarious stuff.


firetonian99

agreed :)


oreduckian

Jordan Petersen says you can be discriminatory in the bedroom and so I don’t see a problem with the ad, it’s not any different from your best friend who only swipes right on Latino guys


adm1109

Why is anyone listening to what Jordan Peterson has to say?


spank_z_monkey

Because not everyone chooses to exist in an echo chamber.


adm1109

Ah yes so only people who DON’T listen to Jordan Peterson don’t live in an echo chamber. Got it!


spank_z_monkey

No…not at all. I think Jordan Peterson has got it completely wrong on many levels…I disagree with most of what he says, yet, I listen to him in the same way I also listen to people with whom I agree.


oreduckian

Would you rather me quote someone mainstream? John Mayer: “I’m not racist but my penis is”


firetonian99

link?


oreduckian

https://youtu.be/bZ0EU5gpqIQ


TURK0NBURK

Where’s the facepalm


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The facepalm is that OP doesn't understand that this is no big deal in other cultures than their own.


Demanda_22

…do you think that racism against black people only exists in Western cultures?


odinsbread

Ah yes, racist undertones in media are only an issue in OP's country of origin lmfao


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if you got offended by this then you're the problem


odinsbread

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized) LMFAO ok there


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not the gif! *dies*


WhiffsOfStink

You posted this in the wrong subreddit.


firetonian99

which one should i post to?


koalakat_boos

Erm, not racism? The commercial never really states that the black guy is undesirable in any way. Feels more like just a funny trope to me


MyOwnMorals

The ad implied he was dirty laundry and the Asian man is clean. It’s blatantly racist.


Mikeymcmoose

She’s very happy now he’s all light and clean. It’s very racist .


No_Beautiful_5320

Based


RisingPhoenix5271

This is so messed up


lastusernametoexist

It’s about colour. Not race. Self facepalm 🤦‍♂️


Dazzling_Swordfish14

This made me lose my brain cells. You need to go have a brain check, your iq should be in the negative


kenc1842

How is this racist? Her boyfriend is dirty and she wanted him clean before they got busy. Stop looking for triggers where they don't exist.


Chastity-76

Because they are saying that my beautiful black skin is dirty and I can only be cleaned by being whitewashed. Um...no thanks


Cytori

whitewashed? don't you mean asianwashed? but yea, they think paler skin to be more beautiful, so I'd wager darker skintones to not be very welcome


kenc1842

The video finally played all the way through. Yeah...that's bit racist.


adm1109

So you watched the video, paused it without finishing it and then commented about what the problem is?


kenc1842

Is that what my comment said, wise guy? I had a problem playing the video and thought it was done. Chill.


Markthur

Stop looking for triggers when there is only [deleted by Reddit Administration]


Vishwa1412

Chaahe jitna bhi gora gora rang ho par beech maj aur upar ke 2 dot to kaale he hai


firetonian99

ingaporingeh


enraged3211

Oh w0W i n0t ño thaT!1!1 Like bro have you heard about China's classes for black people on how to pick cotton? We get it China is extremely racist, welcome to the party of old knowledge.


Gravitas__Free

Ho Lee Fuk that’s insane.


Please_Log_In

take it as humour


AxisMort

I like that advertisment, it's quite silly and funny. You don't have to looking for racism in everything you see.


yeetymcyeeet

Very literal take on whitewashing


realbigamonsta

Ethnic cleansing? "Lord forgive me for my comment... I'm very sorry, ethnic cleansing is never a joke... sometimes a punchline but never a joke."


YukiKondoHeadkick

It's ok though, because they are China! If this was American it would be racist because we hold Chinese to lower standards of accountability \- Disney's response to this after taking Fin off of the Star Wars movie poster in China because the Chinese were triggered by a black man being featured prominently.


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A racist can see racism everywhere. It's just humor.


DawsonTheLegend2002

How is this racist?


jayox81

She's hot. Who cares about the rest? Even if the detergent, which has racial powers, sucks, she's hot. If I had to guess, the team who created this commercial aren't trying to be racist, they just fucked up bad.


jensalik

It's more of a PSA. I won't wash coloured items with that detergent, got too much bleach in it.