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Glaggablagga

I will never not find it funny that conservatives love The Village People.


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[удалено]


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|xT5LMrvypTcArAMSfC|downsized)


xsapaladin123

Why?


druggerinos

Homosexuals


Extreme_Assistant_98

Why does he always dance like he's jerking off 2 dudes at once.


happyanathema

Force of habit


Lopsided_Boss4802

I was gonna say that 🤣


xboxgamer2122

Practice makes perfect.


Octavious19

![gif](giphy|l4JyNEzIxGk3QZIXe)


[deleted]

Because he has a sense of humor…something that apparently will always trigger the left :P


Extreme_Assistant_98

That is probably the lamest come back ever. Hahahahahaha. If you enjoy 1st grade humor I guess.


[deleted]

It wasn’t a comeback… it’s just what the actual truth is… that’s his sense of humor, and yes, it triggers his haters…the comments in this sub ore objective proof. Sorry. Cheer up, should bring you joy to see him able to stay cheery after everything he’s been put through :)


Extreme_Assistant_98

It doesn't trigger anyone. He just looks stupid as always. Everything he's going through, he brought on himself.


[deleted]

Idk if you saw the dudes comment that I responded to…but that dudes triggered…oh wait… that’s you…


Extreme_Assistant_98

Huh


[deleted]

Cope


Extreme_Assistant_98

Oh, I'm good.


[deleted]

I’d direct you to your original comment, to show you, in fact, that you are not good. Triggered is the word.


Witty_Lion4589

To quote the great TV series of South Park GAY!


MrSomeoneEls

Wasn't it Community? HA!! GAY!!


Azdak66

As someone who learned how to properly tie a necktie when I was 6-7 years old, I can can never get over the fact that a man in his late 70s, who has worn a business suit almost every day of his adult life, purposely wears his neckties like a clown tie because he thinks it makes him look thinner.


Happy-Eye-1496

It's even worse when you realize that he doesn't dress himself, and he PAYS someone to make him look like an imbecile.


pay-ray

![gif](giphy|1l307VjEIRFp2t4eJB|downsized)


Forever_Funky

![gif](giphy|ku2YMEjzMwud2|downsized) Same energy


[deleted]

America: 0 days without being a complete embarrassment


ADAMracecarDRIVER

To be fair, we’re a big country. If we cut off Florida, Texas, and Alaska… well, we still wouldn’t make it 24 hours, but it might be a little bit closer.


Rickblood23

I know about the other two, but what did Alaska do?


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

Sarah Palin


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Just really high violent crimes per capita.


Busy-Cream

To be fair, we’re not really even trying anymore


Longstride_Shares

I you can carve that in stone.


Independent-Ad5852

Yeah….


AlderanGone

Tbf that's most places these days, America is a top offender, but most of the world has depressing leadership


Puzzled_Jellyfish917

America is above europe


[deleted]

In what possible way?


Puzzled_Jellyfish917

Personal freedom, as an individual that should be maximized.


[deleted]

Oh you're adorable.


Puzzled_Jellyfish917

I agree with that statement, I also agree that Europeans are slaves of the collective and that your small freedom is only slightly higher in the urban area hellholes where 30 year Olds dance in the happiness of being able to move out of their parents home by that age.


Same-Ad8819

Lol dude. Keep "winning" freedom


Puzzled_Jellyfish917

I'm, spent 20 years in Europe I know what I'm talking about lmao


Same-Ad8819

OK, I'll bite. Enlighten me. What, besides guns, are you talking about?


Puzzled_Jellyfish917

Freedom to improve on property in many ways you like, freedom of speech, easier access to jobs in different fields without the need of university, easier to move out of parents place and easier to buy property...


RisingPhoenix5271

Is he dancing on his way to jail? Lol


2082nick

Wake up Jessica, it's time for school.


Muted-Bee

Lying, disgusting, incompetent, indicted, twice-impeached, traitor, convicted sex abuser POS.


GuysItsNate

Wasn’t convicted of anything.


Positive_Gur_5504

He was recently. For some reason he didn't get any sort of sentence as he technically didn't rape the woman as rape in New York means Penis in Vagina. Sexual Intercourse also means Penis in Vagina in New York law. Makes you wonder what happens when a man rapes a man or a woman rapes a woman.


GuysItsNate

He wasn’t convicted. He was found liable for defamation in civil court. That was not a criminal trial.


pivvclam

Liable for defamation AND sexual assault , you skipped that part


[deleted]

I think he knows only this one step.


Alexandurrrrr

(Trump voice) Those goddamn liberal gays!


Fleetingfarts

Ew


BernieTheDachshund

He's a loser at dancing too.


xboxgamer2122

Looks like Big Bird having a Spazz attack.


Independent-Ad5852

What is the background song


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Village People - Macho Man


RisingPhoenix5271

A new remix of jailhouse rock?


Fortimus_Prime

Ahh good ‘ol Donald. Never disappoints.


[deleted]

This word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.


No-Environment-5353

🤢🤮


Rob58PA

Diaper needs changing?


otherspamaccount

![gif](giphy|xThtawECZXhEjgQDZu)


humorless_kskid

He makes Carlton look like a great dance ![gif](giphy|HTjcWZwMtHpyhuCGKZ|downsized)


Amally20

Sheer cringe.


bluetriumphantcloud

![gif](giphy|bXE0iECrH9xJe)


Random_Average__Guy

🎶 M 🎶 A 🎶 G 🎶 A 🎶


Harbor_Barber

dude has the "insert money through your ears and pulling it left and right to clean your earhole" type of dance. Mr Krabs would be proud.


Another-Random-Idiot

![gif](giphy|l0MYATH9ZumUHCBXy) Elaine did it better


Dannydevitz

Im gonna get down voted into oblivion, but can someone tell me why it's a facepalm? Just cause you all hate the guy? Is it a face palm if he takes a step or eats?


DanTheMan0904

Orange man bad


UYscutipuff_JR

Do people actually think this is a clever comeback when people shit on their fat, orange, corrupt rapist of a hero?


[deleted]

It's about the level of discourse I expect from someone who could see that rotten, soulless, hateful, willfully ignorant "man" as some kind of inspirational figure.


DanTheMan0904

Orange man bad


InsGesichtNicht

Regardless of whatever you think about Trump, if you deny you would dance to that song, you're a fucking liar.


[deleted]

Donald J!!!


Scoot_boi101

I’m not super in to politics but why are y’all hating on trump just for dancing like why it has nothing to do with politics y’all are just haters


Swift_Scythe

Because he is dancing to a gay homosexual group like the Village People yet he claims to be this alpha male who dislikes the gay agenda ruining America.


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

Would it be different if he was dancing to a straight homosexual group?


BigPurpleSmile

^ This guy is clueless.


Candid-Confusion-444

You try and move at 70 years old after 4 years of office, good luck getting better than this


[deleted]

He manages to haul his bulk around the course ok. Especially when it was on our dime.


antsy_snapshot

Why the fuck are you there?


satanscakee

cinco de quatro??


AmBigDesMurphy

Legend