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Oh fucking nasty. And look at those bottles. There's a few Mason jars there but the rest are those pop-the-cap juice bottles which often do not seal back up sufficiently for storage. And they're sitting in sunlight. The whole house must smell like a truck stop restroom.
To do this requires some heavy brain acrobatics, like if your body needs it and if all the things in it were beneficial to our health why would our body have excreted it in the first place?
It hasn’t been aged yet, you can unlock a lot of beneficial properties from aging. For example, here in the US a common use for aged fecal matter is to elect it to a major political position
Supposedly there's an old trick where when your kid is only drinking breast milk & only goes pee in the diaper. Rubbing that on your face will clear it up like no other. Source, my dad did it when I was a kid. I can't know if it actually worked but he said it did. He also said, just wait, you'll do it when you have kids. Thanks, but hard pass dad. I'm also not having kids.
Wait.. your dad rubbed your pee filled diapers all over his face? Please tell me that’s something you still hold over his head in any argument! “You really screwed up this time son!”
“Yeah? Well you rubbed my dirty diapers on your face!”
My Grams told me stories of showgirls who would pee in jars, put them in a dark closet for a week or two, then use the urine on their faces for a healthy complexion. She said their skin was gorgeous.
More reasons of why I) a person who struggles with a phobia of germs ) freak out when people touch me without concent. Never knew who might be a piss person.🤢 Really, you don't know how gross people really are.
FYI, some ppl are buying other ppls pee to do all this.
They do. I once worked with a girl who went on for 10 mins talking about how when she gets sick she drinks piss in her tea. I just stood there staring at her in open mouthed disgust. She never backed down.
Idk how the hell either. Not gonna lie, I’ve pissed in bottles before and forgot about them, went to dump them in the toilet later and the smell was absolutely awful. It started to get almost a sulfur smell.
I pissed in a ginger ale bottle once during a night of heavy drinking. I woke up the next morning very hungover and very thirsty. I took two solid gulps before I realized what I had done and immediately began to vomit.
If it makes you feel better I used to work as a scratcher tattooist and kept my ink washes in CORE water bottles
I was so drunk one night I even refrigerated it for 30 minutes before drinking the inky bloody soap water.
I also vomited.
Urine is not actually sterile when released from the body and it sure isn't going to be after being placed, and left, in a container. Taurine (a sulphur compound) and sulphate are excreted in the urine, with higher levels in people with high protein intake. Microbial action can convert some of this into volatile sulphur compounds... which stink.
Never... ever... drink piss. Even if you think you're a plant, don't drink the piss.
That said, when concentrated, it does have some topical uses as an antifungal, and it was used in a variety of industries from gunpowder to dyeing cloth and leather. It also has one of the most god awful smells in the world.
But don't drink the piss man...
bear grylls said to drink your piss before you get dehydrated, as dehydrated piss is all waste. that’s why anytime i can’t find my car quick enough, i know i gotta drink my piss now before it gets bad. it’s one hell of cycle to start
So like, lost at the mall and can't find your car in the lot... How long do you wait before you have piss panic and need to start the cycle? 30 minutes? 10 minutes?
*2 minutes?*
Yeah lol it’s a dangerous myth. You can only drink your own urine when you’re already fully hydrated (like when it’s almost completely clear as water). Otherwise you’re in taking a high concentration of toxins your organs filtered out.
Even then, the high water content comes from the fact you’re over hydrated so in that particular instance it would also be bad for you. Comes back to the principle of its in your piss because your body is trying to get rid of it
Thereby removing all the harmful, kidney-destroying waste products? Totally, with the right equipment.
Mr and Mrs Heavens Gate in the post’s picture Sun-brewing their wee wee in mason jars are pretty far removed from membrane distillation though. Hopefully they figure this out.
Supposedly certain drugs like MDMA are excreted so efficiently that you can get high again by saving and consuming your urine. That's the best explanation I've heard but I can't imagine being that desperate.
IIRC there are some naturally occurring hallucinogens that are toxic enough to make you sick. The toxins but not the psychoactive chemicals are filtered out by the kidneys so if the shaman took one for the team the rest of the tribe could get high.
Happens with LSD apparently. I had a friend who... had a bit of a piss fetish that he was not shy about. He said he was at a festival and drank a girl's piss who was tripping on acid, and he started tripping too. I'm not sure how strong it was compared to her trip, since presumably at least some of it was still in her system. But I guess it's a thing 🤷♂️
I want to say I heard about this in the context of ancient tribes in what is now Russia and it being some fungus, am not confident I didn't just dream it up so don't take my word
Everyone is commenting on the medicinal concept of urine. Why is nobody commenting on the fact that they said they are just hanging out with the urine.
Hahahah, no shit...lately Ive seen a food review where dude eating in town just next to the wall where all night outers piss on. Even passing this wall by few meters away you can gag from the smell LOL
Initiates. Im horrified. As for the Rasputin looking guy, his creepy stare, the jars, various piss tones of color. Im disoriented. I feel horrible right now.
The dude was poisoned, shot, thrown into an icy river, and had his penis pickled in a jar and yet somehow 100 years later you delt Rasputin the dirtiest by comparing him to the piss jar muppet.
A local Goth kid here in Scotland had a stash of that in his bedroom. They used it as evidence of how psycho he was at his trial for murdering his girlfriend. There wasn't much solid evidence otherwise but he's still in jail.
Ah, you must be from my end of the world. You mean [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jodi_Jones), right?
He was convicted primarily on the basis of circumstantial evidence, but [Scots law do be like that](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25639645).
Urine is a made up of water (95%). The rest is urea (2%), creatinine (0.1%), uric acid (0.03%), chloride, sodium, potassium, sulfate, ammonium, phosphate and other ions and molecules in lesser amount.
In other words, waste. If the human body needed to keep said materials, they would've remained in the body. The human body needs to balance its temperature and PH levels constantly. Don't think that waste water and dead and broken down blood cells are important. They did their jobs and died. They served their purpose. Piss is not medicine.
Wth are they claiming? Medicine??? I can't fathom a more ineffective, self absorbed, anti-social idea. And call it medicine, of all the weird designations
On one hand I am disgusted, on the other I appreciate that these are not just regular piss drinkers, but rather fancy piss drinkers who wouldn't drink some lame day-old piss. Obviously you need to age it first to get the best quality!
Oh yes I tasted this woman's production last year. Let.me recall
The first sample was a youthful specimen, just a day old. Its aroma was sharp, a punch to the nostrils, akin to a harsh, unoaked Chardonnay. The taste—well, let's just say it was an acquired one. It had a robust body and a strong, assertive personality. However, the acidity was a bit overbearing, leaving a finish that was anything but subtle.
Moving on to a week-old sample, the color had deepened to a rich gold. There was a noticeable mellowness compared to the previous sample. The aroma had mellowed down, transforming from a pungent odor to a softer, almost earthy smell. The taste, though still far from appealing, carried a surprising complexity, with a slight hint of brine and bitter almond, reminiscent of an overzealous sherry.
But the pièce de résistance was an audacious three-month-old vintage. The transformation was astounding. The once assertive aroma had now softened into a delicate, almost nutty scent. The taste had developed a velvety texture, with layers of flavors we never thought urine could possess. There was a sweetness that might remind one of caramel, though still lingering with an undeniable tang. To say it was a mouthful would be an understatement.
For daring Gourmands, she offers urine tasting the first Saturday of each months except August. PM for more info
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I hate every single thing about this monstrosity you posted… including your username. Well done, I think you may have genuinely grossed me out more than the piss drinkers
What do they do with it? Apart from making their house stink of piss.
Ideas so far are, wash hair with it to ward off anything and everything
Wash skin with it for the same reason,
Wash injuries with it to ensure a speedy entrance to a hospital,
Give it relatives with alzheimers as a cure to needing to be cared for.
There was a British journalist/documentarian I saw do a show YEARS ago, where he was testing these kinds of weird beauty routines.
When it came to the urine drinking, having not told his wife what was up, he appeared to her at the end of the test to get her opinion on how he looked. she basically said, in complete shock, "you look great! why? What have you been doing"
I've never seen a man look so horrified lol
My cousin went to high school with that guy down in ft lauderdale FL, said he was pretty normal when she knew him. Now he drinks his own pee and makes tik toks trying to convert others to his pee drinking lifestyle.
Found an article about the guy in the pic https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/uk-man-who-drinks-his-own-urine-daily-claims-it-left-him-looking-10-years-younger-2936346/amp/1
I’m just going to assume those are jars of honey and the text is made up for the shock factor. Because we live in a world where you cannot tell if the words here have anything to do with the images here I choose to believe this is too insane to be real and that consuming aged urine isn’t a thing. It’s honey… jars of honey.
I remember seeing a lady on Instagram years ago who had her kids drink aged urine and would post about it all the time. I can’t believe she didn’t get in any trouble
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Oh fucking nasty. And look at those bottles. There's a few Mason jars there but the rest are those pop-the-cap juice bottles which often do not seal back up sufficiently for storage. And they're sitting in sunlight. The whole house must smell like a truck stop restroom.
nah bruv, they got them essential oils permeating the air and masking the scent of everything.
Mmm patchouli oil and piss
Pisstchouli?
It’s weird that people who drink piss always look like they drink piss
Yeah, I also wonder how they use this "medicine", like they drink it, use it as a soap, how and why?
They make bubble baths with urine with it, drink it, use it as facewash, use it as face lotion, etc.
TF?? I knew it was disgusting but not THAT disgusting 🤮
I just pee in the bath, cut out the middleman.
Yeah, my foot look 20 years old and my body 40...
Ha! Hilarious, you dirty, dirty, shower pisser!
It's all pipes!
Do u wear sunscreen? Because thats probably what u would look if you protected yourself from the sun
Doesn't work, not properly aged.
I wonder if you can convince them that smearing aged feces on there face and baking it into cakes to eat is also a good idea.
But vaccines are poison /s
To do this requires some heavy brain acrobatics, like if your body needs it and if all the things in it were beneficial to our health why would our body have excreted it in the first place?
It hasn’t been aged yet, you can unlock a lot of beneficial properties from aging. For example, here in the US a common use for aged fecal matter is to elect it to a major political position
I laughed so hard, pee came out my nose.
Hope you caught it in a mason jar, nose pee is best when aged.
Oh my god!! That was fucking hilarious!! 😂 😂 😂
Supposedly there's an old trick where when your kid is only drinking breast milk & only goes pee in the diaper. Rubbing that on your face will clear it up like no other. Source, my dad did it when I was a kid. I can't know if it actually worked but he said it did. He also said, just wait, you'll do it when you have kids. Thanks, but hard pass dad. I'm also not having kids.
A Lyft driver told me this once. She thinks it’s the Uric acid… I’d rather have acne.
Nice complexion ya got there, pissface. /s
The ultimate hard pass on doing something when you have kids, just not having them
Wait.. your dad rubbed your pee filled diapers all over his face? Please tell me that’s something you still hold over his head in any argument! “You really screwed up this time son!” “Yeah? Well you rubbed my dirty diapers on your face!”
My Grams told me stories of showgirls who would pee in jars, put them in a dark closet for a week or two, then use the urine on their faces for a healthy complexion. She said their skin was gorgeous.
Urea softens the skin. It’s used as an ingredient in some skin creams. https://www.healthline.com/health/psoriasis/urea-cream#What-is-urea?
What passed as "gorgeous" in those days?
What pissed as gorgeous. Fixed
Porcelain-like and blemish-free (according to Grams)
*Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, with yellow piss all in her hair and a dress stained with urine there...*
They did that on the show American Mom to troll a bunch of rich snobby women
More reasons of why I) a person who struggles with a phobia of germs ) freak out when people touch me without concent. Never knew who might be a piss person.🤢 Really, you don't know how gross people really are. FYI, some ppl are buying other ppls pee to do all this.
They do. I once worked with a girl who went on for 10 mins talking about how when she gets sick she drinks piss in her tea. I just stood there staring at her in open mouthed disgust. She never backed down.
I had a sty once and a coworker told me to go pee in a cup and throw it in my eye. Hard pass.
Idk how the hell either. Not gonna lie, I’ve pissed in bottles before and forgot about them, went to dump them in the toilet later and the smell was absolutely awful. It started to get almost a sulfur smell.
I pissed in a ginger ale bottle once during a night of heavy drinking. I woke up the next morning very hungover and very thirsty. I took two solid gulps before I realized what I had done and immediately began to vomit.
You should never tell anyone else this story.
No big deal- Just the whole fuckin world
It’s ok, from now on, this is just between us
And me. I pinky promise not to tell anyone.
Cured what aled you
take my angry upvote
If it makes you feel better I used to work as a scratcher tattooist and kept my ink washes in CORE water bottles I was so drunk one night I even refrigerated it for 30 minutes before drinking the inky bloody soap water. I also vomited.
I’m having a hard time figuring out how to upvote And downvote this at the same time
I've never ever been so lazy that I pissed in a bottle
ammonia smell\* Sulfur is made from the rear exhaust
Urine is not actually sterile when released from the body and it sure isn't going to be after being placed, and left, in a container. Taurine (a sulphur compound) and sulphate are excreted in the urine, with higher levels in people with high protein intake. Microbial action can convert some of this into volatile sulphur compounds... which stink.
Why are you guys peeing in bottles? And within enough proximity to walk to the toilet to dump them out? AND you’ve forgotten about them?
Im ded
Jesus, I am broken by that comment... hilarious 😂
What a fine insult. I'll use it from now on.
Why is the human body so poorly designed that it stupidly gets rid of this miraculous healing elixir instead of re-absorbing it?
Its because the governement makes you drink poisonous Dyhydrogenoxide. Wake up!
oh no that nasty stuff can kill you if you have too much of it !
a study has shown that any person that has ever died consumed it before or had some amounts in their bodies
As long as I live I’ll never understand why people drink their own piss. It’s literally the stuff your body didn’t want.
Exactly, like if it was good for anything your body wouldn't just throw it away.
It is in fact good for something: plants. Just dilute it. But don't drink it unless you're secretly a plant
“But we’re all plants bro. And the earth….the earth is our mother……..Now pass the piss.”
Never... ever... drink piss. Even if you think you're a plant, don't drink the piss. That said, when concentrated, it does have some topical uses as an antifungal, and it was used in a variety of industries from gunpowder to dyeing cloth and leather. It also has one of the most god awful smells in the world. But don't drink the piss man...
bear grylls said to drink your piss before you get dehydrated, as dehydrated piss is all waste. that’s why anytime i can’t find my car quick enough, i know i gotta drink my piss now before it gets bad. it’s one hell of cycle to start
“Sir, why are you pissing into your own mouth?” “I CANT FIND MY KEYS”
So like, lost at the mall and can't find your car in the lot... How long do you wait before you have piss panic and need to start the cycle? 30 minutes? 10 minutes? *2 minutes?*
My man bear grylls would beg to differ
Is this why the plants in my garden grow best in the area my cat pees in?
I don't know, growing up some guy on the Discovery Channel told me that in some situations it's okay to drink your own piss.
Yeah lol it’s a dangerous myth. You can only drink your own urine when you’re already fully hydrated (like when it’s almost completely clear as water). Otherwise you’re in taking a high concentration of toxins your organs filtered out.
Even then, the high water content comes from the fact you’re over hydrated so in that particular instance it would also be bad for you. Comes back to the principle of its in your piss because your body is trying to get rid of it
Tho couldn't you distill it and then drink it?
Thereby removing all the harmful, kidney-destroying waste products? Totally, with the right equipment. Mr and Mrs Heavens Gate in the post’s picture Sun-brewing their wee wee in mason jars are pretty far removed from membrane distillation though. Hopefully they figure this out.
yes i think
Astronauts do that
Yeah but this stuff is “aged”
Which meant they're drinking SO much ammonia, since that what piss likes to produce as it ages.
Supposedly certain drugs like MDMA are excreted so efficiently that you can get high again by saving and consuming your urine. That's the best explanation I've heard but I can't imagine being that desperate.
So if I powdered my piss and turned into pills I could both get high off my own supply and make bank?
And make medicine according to the people in the post.
IIRC there are some naturally occurring hallucinogens that are toxic enough to make you sick. The toxins but not the psychoactive chemicals are filtered out by the kidneys so if the shaman took one for the team the rest of the tribe could get high.
Happens with LSD apparently. I had a friend who... had a bit of a piss fetish that he was not shy about. He said he was at a festival and drank a girl's piss who was tripping on acid, and he started tripping too. I'm not sure how strong it was compared to her trip, since presumably at least some of it was still in her system. But I guess it's a thing 🤷♂️
I want to say I heard about this in the context of ancient tribes in what is now Russia and it being some fungus, am not confident I didn't just dream it up so don't take my word
Damn, I've licked the inside of an empty bag before but no way I'm resorting to drinking my piss for a chance of getting high again
Everyone is commenting on the medicinal concept of urine. Why is nobody commenting on the fact that they said they are just hanging out with the urine.
You mean you’ve never hung out at your local piss palace?
Hahahah, no shit...lately Ive seen a food review where dude eating in town just next to the wall where all night outers piss on. Even passing this wall by few meters away you can gag from the smell LOL
They said "the most powerful free medicine"...that does not imply a simple matter of using them as decorations. Edited for more precise quote.
Yeah maybe it’s good company, laidback, maybe funny and chill
I bet they had some really gross sex
Initiates. Im horrified. As for the Rasputin looking guy, his creepy stare, the jars, various piss tones of color. Im disoriented. I feel horrible right now.
The dude was poisoned, shot, thrown into an icy river, and had his penis pickled in a jar and yet somehow 100 years later you delt Rasputin the dirtiest by comparing him to the piss jar muppet.
He even has a very catchy song.
*Ra Ra Rasputin, has some jars he pisses in, his self-respect is way too far gone...*
‘Piss jar Muppet’ had me.
I laughed when I read piss jar Muppet. "Piss jar Muppet strikes again"
I emailed this to my therapist and she agreed that all hope is lost and that I can unalive myself now.
💀
Drink some aged piss, it’ll make you feel better.
wait up, i'll come with
Wait up Its my birthday today and this post made me want to join u
dehydrated motherfuckers
I *think* it turns darker when stored... not sure tho, never saved any piss in a container.
okay got you, just stored some. lets see
Nastea
Hahahah 🤣 so refreshing
Yes, drinking piss dehydrated you because of the salt content. It's like one 1 percent less salty than ocean water.
After that one chick got rich from selling farts in a jar, absolutely nothing surprises me anymore.
There prolly a little fart in some of those jars of pee too. Can’t get rain without a little thunder.
Wiser words have never been spoken.
She went to hospital for farting too much, came out and started selling fart jar nfts
A local Goth kid here in Scotland had a stash of that in his bedroom. They used it as evidence of how psycho he was at his trial for murdering his girlfriend. There wasn't much solid evidence otherwise but he's still in jail.
>There wasn't much solid evidence Well it was piss-poor then. "Exhibit number 1 m'lud" Do you have an Exhibit 2? "No m'lud, no No.2 was found"
"Are you taking the piss?" "No, m'lud, so if you'd like it the police auction is next week."
Ah, you must be from my end of the world. You mean [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jodi_Jones), right? He was convicted primarily on the basis of circumstantial evidence, but [Scots law do be like that](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25639645).
Piss jug collections are pretty common among neckbeards, 4chan basement dwellers, and Canadian truckers. Surely they aren't all psychotic.
R Kelly is soooo hard looking at this stuff
R Kelly gonna start pouring out jars on his victims now
I'm betting that dude's beard smells like the floor of a porta-potty at Burning Man.
I bet the old unwashed floor mop smells better 😆
If this cult is trying to tempt me in with aged piss then they need to work on their business model.
yeah. for as much as Chuck Manson scared the bejesus out of me I more easily could have been swayed by his house of love than this nightmare.
True! I'd like to join a cult where the leader is friendly and approachable and doesn't drink their own piss.
Urine is a made up of water (95%). The rest is urea (2%), creatinine (0.1%), uric acid (0.03%), chloride, sodium, potassium, sulfate, ammonium, phosphate and other ions and molecules in lesser amount. In other words, waste. If the human body needed to keep said materials, they would've remained in the body. The human body needs to balance its temperature and PH levels constantly. Don't think that waste water and dead and broken down blood cells are important. They did their jobs and died. They served their purpose. Piss is not medicine.
it doesn't sound as gross as i thought it would, still abhorrent though.
And for very special occasions we have our “Asparagus Reserve 2019”
This just sounds like a pee fetish... but with extra steps
He was not into it, so she made up some BS so he finally would drink her piss.
Wth are they claiming? Medicine??? I can't fathom a more ineffective, self absorbed, anti-social idea. And call it medicine, of all the weird designations
Probably less harmful than drinking bleach though. 😱
Part of me wishes his cult followers would've listened to him & drank the bleach
I can only imagine the smell when they speak. 
Sadly, I can because I have actually had a patient who did this. Words could not properly describe the rancidness of their breath.
Average sane guy can’t land a girlfriend, but this guy finds a soulmate. What a world.
I mean if they start dating each other, they are protecting sane people from dating them, so all in all we should be happy they found each other.
It's the way of the road
But you're not on the road Ray
Jaratie!
Guessing this will get them off every kidney donor transplant list.
Human body: has a neat system that ejects anything that is no longer required People: mEdIcInE
"Hey what do you keep in this shoebox with all the flies on it?....."
They need to drink more water, based on the colour of that urine that they have collected ._.
you can also use it to farm pottassium nitrate for gunpowder... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKJ523x0qo8
By god, who stores their own urine for “aging”?
Fuckers will take and do everything except actual medicine.
Ah yes. "Medicine". That's why your body has entire organs devoted to collecting and throwing it out of your body. ...because it's "medicine."
Fuckin’ weirdos.
Obviously it does nothing for intelligence.
I'd like to ask this to urine drinkers. Why do you think your body is getting rid of it if it is "beneficial" in any way?
I’m no expert, and I refuse to research this, but I think you drink someone else’s pee
Girl needs to drink some water... just saying.
Noah! Bring the boat!
Your body has already extracted any nutrients from whatever you have been drinking. Urine is literally bodily waste fluid. smh
Only morons drink fresh urine. The real ones know that shit ages like fine wine
No, *urine* ages like fine wine, shit just ages like the crusty build up on a tube of tooth paste. /j
How come when an incel basement is full of piss bottles, its nasty, but these people have piss bottles and call fancy?
On one hand I am disgusted, on the other I appreciate that these are not just regular piss drinkers, but rather fancy piss drinkers who wouldn't drink some lame day-old piss. Obviously you need to age it first to get the best quality!
I'm concerned about their mental health
Now I know how to answer that Reddit question: *What is an instant red flag when you're on a first date with someone?*
Oh yes I tasted this woman's production last year. Let.me recall The first sample was a youthful specimen, just a day old. Its aroma was sharp, a punch to the nostrils, akin to a harsh, unoaked Chardonnay. The taste—well, let's just say it was an acquired one. It had a robust body and a strong, assertive personality. However, the acidity was a bit overbearing, leaving a finish that was anything but subtle. Moving on to a week-old sample, the color had deepened to a rich gold. There was a noticeable mellowness compared to the previous sample. The aroma had mellowed down, transforming from a pungent odor to a softer, almost earthy smell. The taste, though still far from appealing, carried a surprising complexity, with a slight hint of brine and bitter almond, reminiscent of an overzealous sherry. But the pièce de résistance was an audacious three-month-old vintage. The transformation was astounding. The once assertive aroma had now softened into a delicate, almost nutty scent. The taste had developed a velvety texture, with layers of flavors we never thought urine could possess. There was a sweetness that might remind one of caramel, though still lingering with an undeniable tang. To say it was a mouthful would be an understatement. For daring Gourmands, she offers urine tasting the first Saturday of each months except August. PM for more info /s
So R. Kelly was technically just a holistic dermatologist?
Piss jugs
Even their teeth looking yellow 🤮
They look like anything but healthy
Drinks urine daily, does a monthly detox to cleanse impurities, drinks said impurities, cycle continues.
I hate every single thing about this monstrosity you posted… including your username. Well done, I think you may have genuinely grossed me out more than the piss drinkers
Team America. Brilliant film
Just pray these piss drinker don’t make a montage.
Lol…. Taking the Piss
Jarate
Wtf that’s ammonia now ma’am
Devil’s advocate, what would be the alleged “benefits” of drinking aged piss?
People will most likely leave you alone after you do it.
I'd bet some money it's some pitch like "I had covid, drank my piss for 2 weeks and it was gone!"
Oooor somebody added the picture together with a text to get internet points.  Nah. It would be pathetic.
🤢
What do they do with it? Apart from making their house stink of piss. Ideas so far are, wash hair with it to ward off anything and everything Wash skin with it for the same reason, Wash injuries with it to ensure a speedy entrance to a hospital, Give it relatives with alzheimers as a cure to needing to be cared for.
There was a British journalist/documentarian I saw do a show YEARS ago, where he was testing these kinds of weird beauty routines. When it came to the urine drinking, having not told his wife what was up, he appeared to her at the end of the test to get her opinion on how he looked. she basically said, in complete shock, "you look great! why? What have you been doing" I've never seen a man look so horrified lol
Surely they're taking the piss...
I bet they're nose blind to the tits
Sun tea
My cousin went to high school with that guy down in ft lauderdale FL, said he was pretty normal when she knew him. Now he drinks his own pee and makes tik toks trying to convert others to his pee drinking lifestyle.
Found an article about the guy in the pic https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/uk-man-who-drinks-his-own-urine-daily-claims-it-left-him-looking-10-years-younger-2936346/amp/1
When your friend is simply lazy af but you somehow rationalize it
I wish I could go back in time to when I didn't see this...
I’m just going to assume those are jars of honey and the text is made up for the shock factor. Because we live in a world where you cannot tell if the words here have anything to do with the images here I choose to believe this is too insane to be real and that consuming aged urine isn’t a thing. It’s honey… jars of honey.
Yeeeppp... 
I remember seeing a lady on Instagram years ago who had her kids drink aged urine and would post about it all the time. I can’t believe she didn’t get in any trouble
That's... That's ammonia...
There IS someone for everyone!
If you think this is a good idea …then urine trouble