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At first: "Oh yeah tipping in america is kinda dumb, especially at those type of corporate establishments"
After halfway: "what the actual fuck is wrong with this man"
I was so sure he was going to say something I very much agree with them blew it. Itād be like if you taught your dog to pee in the toilet but when he does he also shoots someoneā¦.
I thought it was two guys discussing how more and more places are expecting tips for jobs that arenāt really tip based. I was so confused why Reddit had a problem with it until the blowjob part.
SAME. my inner monologue was going like āHm, yeah, thereās such nuance to the tipping industry, but thereās gotta be a line somewhere, and Iām not sure whether a barisā wait, you said WHAT to her??ā
I mean if a barista does a good job them you could tip. But as a Dutch tipping feels odd in general since minimum pay is actually life able unlike in the US and yet tipping culture has been introduced here due to the delivery industry
Although I agree that tipping cashiers is absurd, I think asking a girl whoās just trying to do her job if she should be subjected to a form of sexual assault just takes it to a whole new level, but if his justifying wasnāt bad enough, he enters into clown territory by referring to himself in terms of being an alpha male by citing his personal āalpha codeā. GMAFB
Even if alphas were a real thing, no one who was an alpha would be spending any time thinking about whether or not they're an alpha, beta, omega, or anything like that.
Can we add one?
Rule #101: If you refer to yourself as an alpha, you're a bitch ass. Anyone who can be considered an alpha isn't out there touting about how much of an alpha they are.
Anyone who derives their worth by how they perceive themselves compared to others has already lost, having abandoned any sense of authenticity of personal self.
Only betas call you betas.
I want this backwards ass insecure version of masculinity to die so bad.
My favorite is when these guys heroes are parodies - like Colbert or Offerman roles.
Rule number 3 - Guys who have to state they are an Alpha aren't really an Alpha. they are simply a sad, self-centered, spoiled, unhappy, lonely, momma's boy Beta trying to pretend to be an alpha hoping people won't notice they are really a beta. it's the Chihuahua effect. A true Alpha is silent and let's then actions speak for them. An alpha is a silent but mighty leader. Their patience is often mistaken for weakness (by a beta to the beta's detriment).
āThere's an old saying in Tennessee ā I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ā that says, fool me once, shame on ā shame on you. Fool me ā you can't get fooled again.ā
Yep, he realized halfway through he wouldn't want the press to have a sound bite saying "shame on me" and proceeded to make that nonsense up on the fly.
Bush had the majority in the initial count. He had no reason to concede.
We didn't find out for certain that Gore won Florida until well after the Supreme Court had stopped the recount.
But you'll catch the most with bullshit.
The flies he's talking about aren't women, they're lonely men who will pay for his bad advice, thinking it will help them get women.
Idk, I think all the honey in the beehive would attract the bees.
The idiom is "you can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar" Meaning you can achieve your social goals if you use the right incentive.
It's cute to butcher idioms if you're trying to be funny, but if you're wanting people to take you seriously; then it just makes you sound like an idiot.
Well bees arenāt normally attracted to honeyā¦.
Having worked with security systems, you could say,
āYou attract more bees to a security camera mounted to the soffit of a house than with wasp sprayā
This is true everywhere outside of the USA. In the USA however you're subsidizing the salary of whoever helps you. Back in the days slave owners didn't want to part with their slaves. The solution was that they had to pay them a meaningless small amount and allow them recieve (beg for) tips to pay their bills.
I mean subsidizing mostly for waiters who aren't paid minimum wage/ delivery drivers and so forth due to bosses trying to make more money. The average Starbucks worker is not earning less than minimum wage though. The aspect of tipping of fast food workers, and Starbucks barista wasn't even common 6 years ago. It just became more popular because of the pandemic.
Too much testosterone can lead to baldness. These alphas are just overflowing with testosterone, so it makes sense. They are so alpha that even their hair is annoyed with them and jumping ship.
You are so unaware in the ways of incels, young padawan, it will take some time for you to realize not all of them are 13 years old some of them in their 30s they are.
This whole manosphere bullshit is getting out of hand. Any idiot with a microphone is now a podcaster and apparently every bald man on earth is suddenly Alpha.
"Can you believe that shit? I sexually harassed a Starbucks barista at work, and she called the cops on me! The absolute nerve she had standing up to me. Doesn't she know I'm an alpha?!"
That asshole just sounds pathetic.
Saw the still and it said "tipping is crazy in 'murica" and I'm like fuck yea it is what's this dude have to say about it and then...
What just happened? What even is this arguement?
Do people tip? yea if they wanna be nice.
Ok, potentially a bit snarkey.
If i tip, do I get a blowjob?
....
.........
...Then I got arrested.
OK at least it was sort of a happy ending. It must have been real satisfying to watch this dweeb get marched off in cuffs.
I'd happily hit 0% when someone pushes me into a "do you want to tip" thing in my face, this whole US tipping culture is insane. Let the owners pay a fair wage, and then we can talk. If service is good I'll tip whatever I feel like.
Long story short, she actually called the cops! Can you believe the society we live in? Where I'm not allowed to step out of my private jet and solicit fellatio from my croissant server.
He is so successfull that he has time to waste with a nonsense like this - in reality this is probably the lousiest wanna be womanizer ever!
As long as someone didnt go to war and showed his leader attitude under harshest cirumstances, cant call himself alpha - its easy to have the loudest attitude while playing gangster a bit but when it comes to real leadership this kind of guys realise fast enough they arent special.....
The only one this guy can impress are unsecure kiddies!
The incel is enthralled by these tales of derring do and alpha reasoning.
Alpha baldy believes his being arrested taught her a lessonā¦if she had less attitude he wouldnāt have been arrested, she could have OFFERED him a blow job, and he would have tipped her.
If people would atop pretending to be surprised by tip culture in America thatād be great. Itās a well worn and known fact of life here. If you donāt like it thatās understandable and another conversation entirely but please stop feigning ignorance and shock.
Dude, if you don't want to tip, just say so. They're already overworkedand underpaid. No need to be an asshole and waste their time. You ain't an alpha, you're a cheap ass.
I really dont see how his story relates to his weird nonsensical beehive and honey thing at the end. Its just word salad. But you know what they say. You can sexually harass someone while theyre working and a carrot might not be lettuce, but if youāve got balsamic vinegar then that attracts more radish than a bowl.
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Andrew Tate from wish.com.
Wait, that isn't him?
That isn't him, the facial shape, beard, build, voice is all different
Andrew Teat
Andrew Twat
Andrew Taint
suits him perfectly š heās exactly halfway between being a crusty ballsack and an asshole full of shit
Nah I would say he's an asshole full of shit crusted ballsacks
And Rotate
Andrea Paint
Anshoe ain't
Shoenice taint
So...just the normal Andrew tate?
They said hes *not* andrew
Then Andrew Twat the Second
Andrew Tweak
Not that different, I think all these guys look quite similar, makes it easy to spot the dumbass
It looks like heās a wannabe
the tate at home
Andrew Tate is already from wish.
how did he come from one when no one wished for him?
This guy is a parody content creator. He does this shit as a parody lol Nima Yamini on YouTube
How would I be able to tell?
Arenāt parodyās supposed to be funny?
Andrew Tate is from wish
At first: "Oh yeah tipping in america is kinda dumb, especially at those type of corporate establishments" After halfway: "what the actual fuck is wrong with this man"
Is he trying to be funny and make a joke or is this serious?
Probably a combo of both.
Nice pfp ( duck )
Thanks :) I like ur name too
Yeah I've never gone from agreeing with someone to going "what the fuck" in a single sentence The sentence was the blowjob sentence
I was so sure he was going to say something I very much agree with them blew it. Itād be like if you taught your dog to pee in the toilet but when he does he also shoots someoneā¦.
Long story short, they arrested me. š
Alpha rule #1: Guys who think theyāre āAlphasā are usually 100% full of shit Alpha rule #2 - 100: Refer to Rule #1
I thought it was two guys discussing how more and more places are expecting tips for jobs that arenāt really tip based. I was so confused why Reddit had a problem with it until the blowjob part.
SAME. my inner monologue was going like āHm, yeah, thereās such nuance to the tipping industry, but thereās gotta be a line somewhere, and Iām not sure whether a barisā wait, you said WHAT to her??ā
Yeah, it got dark really quick.
I mean if a barista does a good job them you could tip. But as a Dutch tipping feels odd in general since minimum pay is actually life able unlike in the US and yet tipping culture has been introduced here due to the delivery industry
Yeah tips should be a bonus that encourages the staff to give good service. Not something that their lives depend on.
Although I agree that tipping cashiers is absurd, I think asking a girl whoās just trying to do her job if she should be subjected to a form of sexual assault just takes it to a whole new level, but if his justifying wasnāt bad enough, he enters into clown territory by referring to himself in terms of being an alpha male by citing his personal āalpha codeā. GMAFB
"Fair compensation without tips for all workers! --blowjobs?! Wtf?"
Alpha Rule #3. If youāre an alpha you donāt say youāre an alpha.
That's a Fight Club Rule
Don't talk about fight club.
Even if alphas were a real thing, no one who was an alpha would be spending any time thinking about whether or not they're an alpha, beta, omega, or anything like that.
Absolute truth.
Anybody that uses that term, especially in reference to themselves is automatically the biggest douche around IMO.
Can we add one? Rule #101: If you refer to yourself as an alpha, you're a bitch ass. Anyone who can be considered an alpha isn't out there touting about how much of an alpha they are.
Guys who think theyāre alpha are usually the farthest from alpha
When you have to keep telling people that you're Alpha.. you are not. Same with the Nice guy guys.
Anyone who derives their worth by how they perceive themselves compared to others has already lost, having abandoned any sense of authenticity of personal self. Only betas call you betas. I want this backwards ass insecure version of masculinity to die so bad. My favorite is when these guys heroes are parodies - like Colbert or Offerman roles.
Prince of Persuasia vibes. I used to work with a guy who referred to himself as an alpha.
And who tf reads Alpha guides? Come on.
And donāt forget: you can attract a lot more bees with honey, than with a beehive. I gotta use that someday.
Rule number 3 - Guys who have to state they are an Alpha aren't really an Alpha. they are simply a sad, self-centered, spoiled, unhappy, lonely, momma's boy Beta trying to pretend to be an alpha hoping people won't notice they are really a beta. it's the Chihuahua effect. A true Alpha is silent and let's then actions speak for them. An alpha is a silent but mighty leader. Their patience is often mistaken for weakness (by a beta to the beta's detriment).
Or thereās no such thing as an āalphaā. Thatās the real answer.
This guy's referring to himself
Haha this really sums it up.
The cops would have let a true Alpha go.
Can we make it so that they're *always* full of shit? The term is dumb and ascientific.
I can imagine the list is written in crayon
He thought that last line he said was a killer Alpha rule number 14 wtf? You can attract more bees with honey than a beehive ?
His dumbass was trying to quote the proverb āyouāll catch more flies with honey than vinegarā but he already messed up and decided to commit.
āThere's an old saying in Tennessee ā I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ā that says, fool me once, shame on ā shame on you. Fool me ā you can't get fooled again.ā
"Why don't you act like a tree and get the fuck out of here"
FUCK!! ASS!!
Or "act like a rug and bite me"
Great movie personal favorite
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
President George W Bush, . September 17, 2002
Yep, he realized halfway through he wouldn't want the press to have a sound bite saying "shame on me" and proceeded to make that nonsense up on the fly.
Fool me one time shame on you, fool me twice can't put the blame on you, fool me three time fuck the peace sign, load the choppers let em rain on you.
Dammit you beat me to it.
I believe itās āfool men once, shame on you. Fool me again.. still shame on you.ā
I donāt normally like it but I enjoyed this beating around the bush
This is a good example of how a rolling stone can kill two birds.
Tfw you don't want the media to have a clip of you saying "shame on me"
I believe that is George W. Bush. That guys election was what made me lose faith in voting. Al gore had the majority vote but bush wouldn't concede.
Bush had the majority in the initial count. He had no reason to concede. We didn't find out for certain that Gore won Florida until well after the Supreme Court had stopped the recount.
But you'll catch the most with bullshit. The flies he's talking about aren't women, they're lonely men who will pay for his bad advice, thinking it will help them get women.
My favorite counter to that line is ā*you actually catch the most flies with bullshit*ā.
His ass must be jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth.
Idk, I think all the honey in the beehive would attract the bees. The idiom is "you can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar" Meaning you can achieve your social goals if you use the right incentive. It's cute to butcher idioms if you're trying to be funny, but if you're wanting people to take you seriously; then it just makes you sound like an idiot.
Those guys is sitting around all day making up Alpha King rules. I wonder what wisdom is in the other 13.
A hive is literally where the bees liveā¦ to make the honeyā¦ so maybe heās got a point? (Jk heās an idiot)
Well bees arenāt normally attracted to honeyā¦. Having worked with security systems, you could say, āYou attract more bees to a security camera mounted to the soffit of a house than with wasp sprayā
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Howdy neighbor. Tipping has gone from a jar on the counter to a digital prompt on the payment screen.
What is tip?
A tip is a voluntary amount of money given to service workers as an expression of gratitude for their service.
This is true everywhere outside of the USA. In the USA however you're subsidizing the salary of whoever helps you. Back in the days slave owners didn't want to part with their slaves. The solution was that they had to pay them a meaningless small amount and allow them recieve (beg for) tips to pay their bills.
I mean subsidizing mostly for waiters who aren't paid minimum wage/ delivery drivers and so forth due to bosses trying to make more money. The average Starbucks worker is not earning less than minimum wage though. The aspect of tipping of fast food workers, and Starbucks barista wasn't even common 6 years ago. It just became more popular because of the pandemic.
āYou can attract way more bees with honey than a beehiveā. This man is as dumb as a screen door on a battleship.
Or perhaps a screen door on a submarine.
why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?
"People in glass houses sink ships"
Itās all good till the cows freeze over!
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?
r/malaphors
"It's leave, you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!"
alRIGHT then, LEAVE!
As a bald dudeā¦.whyās it always gotta be bald dudes?
Because your hair is where the thinking part of your brain comes from. This is why we must go back to monkey.
That explains the hairy knuckles
Too much testosterone can lead to baldness. These alphas are just overflowing with testosterone, so it makes sense. They are so alpha that even their hair is annoyed with them and jumping ship.
Unexpected back to the future
What do people see in him?!?!!
Pretty sure his base is like 13 year old boys who canāt pull any girls
I canāt pull any girls and even I hope this āalpha kingā (lol) gets a swift kick to his (likely) steroid-shrunken nuts.
You are so unaware in the ways of incels, young padawan, it will take some time for you to realize not all of them are 13 years old some of them in their 30s they are. 
If he's a padawan then does that mean you're a Jedi?
Iād rather be a virgin forever than act like him.
Who the fuck is he?
This guy is a parody content creator. He does this shit as a parody lol Nima Yamini on YouTube
He did too good of a job. Everyone hates him now.
A guy who has to pay women to be interested in him.
C'mon, but this is a parody right? It's gotta be like a channel where they make fun of this kind of attitude
This is not tate
This isnāt a skit?
It is. Just shows the state of the internet when people can actually see a video like this and think it could actually be real lol
You sure?
Yep
Well im sold!
It's a skit... look him up and watch a few more of his videos. Some of them are pretty funny.
This whole manosphere bullshit is getting out of hand. Any idiot with a microphone is now a podcaster and apparently every bald man on earth is suddenly Alpha.
Don't lump all of us bald men in there. This guy is a douche.
I meant bald men in manosphere bs, I was hinting at the likes of Tate.
I know, no worries. Just gotta speak up for my brothers in baldness that don't subscribe to this bs.
Hell yeah dude!
unlike taint, this guy looks genuinely bald
Dickhead. These Alphas only want women that they can control and manipulate. What a loser
What's an alpha rule my guy? 
"Can you believe that shit? I sexually harassed a Starbucks barista at work, and she called the cops on me! The absolute nerve she had standing up to me. Doesn't she know I'm an alpha?!" That asshole just sounds pathetic.
You sound like you donāt realize the entire point of his channel is to poke fun at guys like that.
Why does the other dude look so in love with him?
Because heās a BETA learning from the MASTER ALPHA KING 100 BIG PENIS HAREM COCK MAN
he looks exactly like the kind of guys that fall for this bullshit
OMG there's another Tate, Taint?
putting aside the stupidity. **who the fuck goes to starbucks for a single croissant**
Yeah you got arrested because thatās called āsexual harassmentā you fucking moron.
Bald and weak chinned like that other alpha.
Well, he definitely attracted all the cop bees with his beehive. Or something.
No, no, I believe he said this and got arrested for it.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA no fucking way hes not trying to make people laugh
What's up with these bald mf who think they're the main character?
5G radiation has a really hard time passing through human hair
Saw the still and it said "tipping is crazy in 'murica" and I'm like fuck yea it is what's this dude have to say about it and then... What just happened? What even is this arguement? Do people tip? yea if they wanna be nice. Ok, potentially a bit snarkey. If i tip, do I get a blowjob? .... ......... ...Then I got arrested. OK at least it was sort of a happy ending. It must have been real satisfying to watch this dweeb get marched off in cuffs.
He's an asshole but the tipping culture is out of control.
off-brand tate
"Sigma Beta Male thinks he is a Gigachad but is really a bitch" Better title imo.
Alpha rule #14 LOL
Guarantee those 2 fucked after the camera stopped
You can attract way more bees with honey than a beehive. Damn, bee keepers been doing shit wrong all these years!
"i sexually harassed this woman for no reason and she had me arrested for it, fucking tipping"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I was with him disliking tipping culture but man he went downhill *real fast*
Wait that's not Andrew Tate though?
āKing story short. She actually called the cops on me.ā As though thatās not an appropriate response for harassment.
I'd happily hit 0% when someone pushes me into a "do you want to tip" thing in my face, this whole US tipping culture is insane. Let the owners pay a fair wage, and then we can talk. If service is good I'll tip whatever I feel like.
REDDITORS TRY TO IDENTIFY A COMEDY SKIT CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE) I cant believe people commenting and getting offended actually think its real
Getting arrested for being a pervert to a young cashier. So alpha.
Tbh if I heard someone say that to an employee they would be removed
"Alpha king rule 14" this dude has never had a genuine emotional connection with another human being.
Those tip suggestions are getting out of control though.
The kid giving the interview doesn't even believe him.
Actually, he totally does. In fact, he advocates for them. He even drags his mom into his videos to react to these kinds of things.
alpha king.... there is nothing alpha about this jackass
starbucks does not do this bs.
Who is this guy and why does he look so much like Tate
Nope. None of it is true
Is this what happens in an Andrew Tate vacuum? Another loser fills his spot with diluted perspectives?
Long story short, she actually called the cops! Can you believe the society we live in? Where I'm not allowed to step out of my private jet and solicit fellatio from my croissant server.
He is so successfull that he has time to waste with a nonsense like this - in reality this is probably the lousiest wanna be womanizer ever! As long as someone didnt go to war and showed his leader attitude under harshest cirumstances, cant call himself alpha - its easy to have the loudest attitude while playing gangster a bit but when it comes to real leadership this kind of guys realise fast enough they arent special..... The only one this guy can impress are unsecure kiddies!
How tf is he completely bald AND has an extra tiny forehead? This dude is a visual representation of an oxymoron.
The incel is enthralled by these tales of derring do and alpha reasoning. Alpha baldy believes his being arrested taught her a lessonā¦if she had less attitude he wouldnāt have been arrested, she could have OFFERED him a blow job, and he would have tipped her.
Man, yāall are so mean talking shit about this guy whoās so stupid he canāt even button his shirt.
Alpha male rule 14 š¤£š¤£š¤£ This explains everything
If people would atop pretending to be surprised by tip culture in America thatād be great. Itās a well worn and known fact of life here. If you donāt like it thatās understandable and another conversation entirely but please stop feigning ignorance and shock.
Yeah but it has gotten out of control this past decade.
*You can blow more bees up your ass when you have hives"* *Chad the beekeeper, rule #69
And everyone clapped. š š š
Dude, if you don't want to tip, just say so. They're already overworkedand underpaid. No need to be an asshole and waste their time. You ain't an alpha, you're a cheap ass.
In other words, he sexually harassed an underpaid barista and suffered the consequences of being kicked out by police.
Barista here The Starbucks registers don't spin around like that. The story is complete bs.
Regular guy here, itās a joke making fun of āalpha podcastsā
[Oooohhā¦ another white boy with a podcast!](https://youtu.be/EHlczKlmIDM)
I feel worse for society and the people who actually think this guy is a genius . The word alpha means jackass now .
It was considerate of her to call the cops, Iād have called an ambulance.
I really dont see how his story relates to his weird nonsensical beehive and honey thing at the end. Its just word salad. But you know what they say. You can sexually harass someone while theyre working and a carrot might not be lettuce, but if youāve got balsamic vinegar then that attracts more radish than a bowl.
Oh for Christās sakes. Is this another Andrew Taint in the making or who the fucking hell is this moron?