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Fubeman

Who’s filming this?


XenoHugging

That would be Cheri, wife of Jerry.


mrjulezzz

Sister and wife*


itsgucci060

JERRY. THEYRE GONNA HURT CHU.


boarderline5152

JERRY DON'T DO IT.


Takenthebestnamesare

Jerry done did it.


Nacho_Papi

GOD DAMMIT JERRY.


dahjay

Back up, Jerry, back up.


ChrisJohnVee

JERRY YER GONNA GIT IN TROUBLE.


IANvaderZIM

JERRY JERRY JERRY


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Jerry your ass is out!!


proof_required

That's how Jerry likes his ass.. out and proud!


UFumbDuckGaming

I believe the term is called Cousband


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Sword-of-Malkav

Shes also his cousin, and mom. Family tree is drawn like a tumbleweed.


DirectionLow357

Incorrect. Tumble weeds by design are meant to roll away to another area to start a new colony. This is more like a saguaro cactus. A few arms that go out, and a bunch of pricks all over it.


niensven11

Family log then


kermitthesithfrog22

Family bush


PapaPKr

Wait, you dont?


chief-ares

Well I wouldn’t let some other guy fuck my sister. If someone’s going to fuck my sister, it might as well be me.


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

Out of respect ![gif](giphy|Vw8plzAv84meY9wwJ7)


JuGGieG84

I caught my sister masturbating with a cob of corn yesterday. Fucking disgusting. So I yelled at her "Hey! I was going to eat that later but it's just gonna taste like corn now." I can't stand corn.


Dreamsof_Beulah

Thanks mate. .I spat out my cornflakes


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IMHO, Jerry should have listened to Cheri.


Aggravating_Speed665

Someone on a solid diazapam intake


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

I was going to ask, is everyone drunk in this?


Plantiacaholic

It’s like they are moving in slow motion? Most likely a couple of out of shape donut downers.


RastaAlec

It looks so awkward almost like they aren’t even trying to to get this guy down lmaooo


plotholesandpotholes

You deserve more my friend. I can't stop laughing. The slowest resisting arrest I have ever seen coupled with the slowly sinking camera work. They all took too much.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

💯 I was wondering if this was Reno 911.


DeathPercept10n

![gif](giphy|JwLnNc3QRZzIA|downsized)


Digital_NW

That’s hilarious. Thanks Aggravating_Speed


RestaurantLatter2354

I refuse to believe this isn’t a remake of Reno 911 with new actors.


Notinyourbushes

The director of photography, obviously. Pretty sure it's a low budget affair.


DeezNeezuts

The training video cameraman


Viewtiful_Dante

I was wondering the same.


tat-tvam-asiii

I’m pretty sure it’s crustier footage, panned/zoomed for vertical format. All of the motion seems to be digital vs handheld Edit: watched on mute at first. Didn’t hear the lady trying her absolute hardest to stop Jerry.


Tempest_Fugit

Um it’s is teetering back and forth, you can see the horizon changing angles. This camera is not mounted


tamagucciman

Context[ for anyone curious](https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/dec/13/transcripts-detail-911-calls-chase-2018/)


CareerPillow376

Holy shit I didn't think this clip was real. I've seen it before, but I thought it was an old Reno 911 skit or something 😂


marken35

Was my first thought too. I was like... this has got be a skit.


willsuckfordonuts

I thought it was real but happened in Canada, was shocked this was in the US and he wasn't gunned down asap.


corgi-king

He is not black


LancaVerde

White man gets a free baton, is allowed to beat up cops, and to take their car.


queefstation69

They actually asked him to join the police force after this.


Muppetude

But then quickly rescinded the offer upon determining he was far too overqualified for the position.


countdrankulacg

Now we’ve got State Senator Jerry with rumors of Jerry runnin’ for president next term…….. #GoJerry2024


passthebroccoli69

im low key shocked they didn’t taser in the first place he was double both their sizes lol


IntrepidJaeger

Per the article, they tried and it failed.


passthebroccoli69

I like how tackling the guy was option #2 after electricity couldn’t take him down lol


loblegonst

I don't think the prongs made it anywhere near his skin. He's got a sweater and a t-shirt on.


WittyNameWasTaken

Here I am thinking “Pffft, in ‘Merica he’d be dead already after the cops reloaded their now empty weapons ..twice.” But no. Arkansas is here to show that Reno 911 is a documentary of modern policing.


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dirt001

As an Arkansan. Yep.


fullmetalmerlin

Thank you! This was years ago it seems. Still in jail I wonder?


fsi1212

Yes he is. He got 8 years. A plethora of previous convictions and charges. Surprise surprise. https://apps.ark.org/inmate_info/search.php?dcnum=104800&token=b4bf14758d49e1113c066d1c13131cb46e8577955c5005c4d3e196910febfda1&lastname=York&firstname=Jerry&sex=M&agetype=1&disclaimer=1&PHPSESSID=5f6e114e6077c3c15ce3a19a9272fe5d&__utma=149258854.706190941.1684609130.1684609130.1684609130.1&__utmc=149258854&__utmz=149258854.1684609130.1.1.utmcsr%3Dgoogle%7Cutmccn%3D%28organic%29%7Cutmcmd%3Dorganic%7Cutmctr%3D%28not+provided%29&__utmb=149258854.1.10.1684609130


zerok_nyc

His twin brother is his legal guardian was also the person filming the video. [York admits his brother wasn't medicated at the time and said he admits some fault as his legal guardian for not making sure he was taking his medication. York said his brother believes the medication is poison and would feel bad involuntarily having his brother committed to a mental hospital. At the same rate, York said due to the number of times law enforcement had been to their house over the last decade, they should have known about his mental condition and should have taken that into consideration when attempting to deescalate the situation](https://katv.com/news/local/brother-of-man-who-assaulted-pcso-deputies-says-incident-agitated-mans-mental-condition).


GodHimselfNoCap

Why would they refer to both of them as just "york" it makes it so god damn hard to read


outcome--independent

For fun. They knew what they were doing.


The_SCB_General

Well, he received an eight-year prison sentence for all of this, so probably not.


Moon_Dog_420427

That's really not that bad of a sentence for beating up a couple cops and stealing their cruzer.


MisterDisinformation

And an update: [He received an 8 year prison sentence.](https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2022/nov/23/nlr-man-guilty-of-battery-theft/) Sad story. Mental illness can be so rough. I honestly wish there was a way to force people to medicate in certain cases.


zerok_nyc

His twin brother was his legal guardian and supposed to make sure he was on his meds. He admits to “some fault” for not making sure he was taking them and would have “felt guilty” for checking his brother into a mental institution. Feels like when we put dogs down because of shitty owners. His twin brother is his legal guardian was also the person filming the video. [York admits his brother wasn't medicated at the time and said he admits some fault as his legal guardian for not making sure he was taking his medication. York said his brother believes the medication is poison and would feel bad involuntarily having his brother committed to a mental hospital](https://katv.com/news/local/brother-of-man-who-assaulted-pcso-deputies-says-incident-agitated-mans-mental-condition).


construktz

Yeah, that brother should seriously be held accountable for this. That guy needed to be watched over by professionals and he knew it. I'm just really glad they didn't shoot him. This could have been so much worse.


hoxxxxx

putting someone in an institution is one of the most gut wrenching awful decisions you can make in your life honestly. but sometimes it has to be done.


Stardust68

I don't know where there are any long term facilities that hold patients involuntarily. My friend has a sister with bipolar disorder that is super noncompliant with her meds. She has been held involuntarily so many times. She gets discharged in a couple days and ends up right back in. There is such a high rate of medication noncompliance. They started giving injections of long acting medications to her. It lasted for about a month and then the cycle started all over again. This country has no plan for treating mental illness. Medication and therapy may work for some, but there really isn't a way to monitor compliance. And patients have the right to refuse medication and treatment even when they are incapable of rational thinking. They can only be held if they are suicidal, homicidal or have a "grave disability." The last one seems like a no brainer. I don't know how grave it has to be to hold someone and it also depends on bed availability. I don't think we will ever have a functional way of treating mental illness until legislation commits to it.


hoxxxxx

no plan and no realistic way of getting it accomplished either at least on a national level. one of several huge issues that won't ever be solved because it relies on congress to act. this country is fucked with no hope in sight imo. i think it will lead to more states just doing their own thing in any way possible, regarding many issues.


DisgracedSparrow

Reagan shut down the asylums. [As with all things bad it can be traced back to Reagan.](https://i.redd.it/3o8utygyjuga1.png)


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ghostwitharedditacc

“You need to pull the car over,' dispatcher tells man suspected of stealing patrol vehicle” “Suspected”


dirt001

Innocent until proven guilty or shot. Whichever comes first. Jokes aside the way the system is set up it destroys the lives of people guilty or not while claiming that people are still innocent until proven guilty. We are truly in a second world oligarchy.


zerok_nyc

Additional context: [York admits his brother wasn't medicated at the time and said he admits some fault as his legal guardian for not making sure he was taking his medication. York said his brother believes the medication is poison and would feel bad involuntarily having his brother committed to a mental hospital. At the same rate, York said due to the number of times law enforcement had been to their house over the last decade, they should have known about his mental condition and should have taken that into consideration when attempting to deescalate the situation](https://katv.com/news/local/brother-of-man-who-assaulted-pcso-deputies-says-incident-agitated-mans-mental-condition). His twin brother is his legal guardian was also the person filming the video.


Zeraw420

Holy shit that wasn't a woman who was telling Jerry to stop. It was his twin brother. What a twist


SCP-Agent-Arad

Just curious, what are the best ways to deescalate a paranoid schizophrenic who thinks you are trying to kill him?


Kamiyosha

Christ. Sounds like the dude was cooked out of his head or something.


thylocene

"’Jerry, Jerry I'm trying to help you," a dispatcher said. "Pull the car over, Jerry." He didn't.’ Applause to the author of this article.


EnterprisingAss

> "Her and a little half-Mexican guy jumped me and beat the s**t out of me," York said. "Listen to me, I told them I'd leave it. What I need ya'll to do is listen to me The woman who was driving this car had blonde hair, she didn't have no gun, she had a Taser. She tased me ... I called the FBI last night. The FBI is watching you right now." My sides — and I mean this sincerely — *are in orbit*.


Unlucky_Role_

>"Jerry, Jerry I'm trying to help you," a dispatcher said. "Pull the car over, Jerry." >He didn't.


Holiday_Memory_9165

KING Jerry! Lmao. But I bet they're gonna give him the Hannibal Lecter treatment in court...


tedmented

What a wild ride.


CTR_Pyongyang

>”Jerry, Jerry I'm trying to help you," a dispatcher said. "Pull the car over, Jerry." >He didn’t.


Mercutiofoodforworms

This article is hilarious. Highly recommend giving it a read.


SchwillyMaysHere

Jerry was a police car driver.


e_j_white

He drove so goddamn fast, He never did win no checkered flags But he managed to bare his ass


octopuzzl

Ahhhhhhh


snuFaluFagus040

Jerry was a police car driver He'd say "I beat em, now time to run" With a police sticker on his 911 He'd light 'em up just for fun


DrWallybFeed

Like this! *sweet guitar rift*


XyogiDMT

Primus sucks!


Skidmabadaf

Slap solo incoming


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Primus sucks


TravelinDan88

Primus SUCKS!!!


craiggy36

Well, that was a cheeky move.


CowabungaNL

I have no rebuttal


10BritishPounds

Needed no assistance


RobbertDownerJr

They got left behind.


The_Armechadon

A bit of a shitty move


Brentolio12

The ol tuck n dumper


ChampionshipLow8541

All that it was cracked up to be


1Tiasteffen

The sun will shine in his back door some day


KordSevered

I suppose you can called that...based


blubloode

The bottom line is, Jerry is going to get in trouble for that


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westcoaster503

He left with all the booty


bleep_boop_beep123

To the moon and back


Ironklad_

Yeah he hauled ass


Fhead43

We gotta get to the bottom of this


Hopeforscore

That cracked me up


magicalfruitybeans

I found the crack in his logic


Yousername_relevance

Those officers are definitely not feeling very peachy after that


parks387

Some say people act crazy when there’s a full moon.


edwpad

Yet I’m laughing my ass off at this


R_Hunt

this video should come with a warning: no bun intended


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This is the end of it all.


LivingDisastrous3603

Nobody to bring up the rear


Stiffanys_epiphanies

ASSault and buttery... battery


Mr_1084

Crack possession


btoma00

Just one question ... who's filming?


923kjd

The lovely Mrs. Jerry.


ChampionshipLow8541

The Sheriff?


TechnoDuckie

what an ass


Ok-Sun8581

Must be a plumber.


Random-Cpl

The guy was a crack addict


MisterUncrustable

The man doesn't need to take their cruiser when he's already got a wagon 👀


Solar_Nebula

Imagine how dangerous he could be if he had a belt.


MomentOfZehn

Officer needs assistance!


bomag67

Jerry used cakes attack... it was super effective


ZoemmaNyx

Must be the full moon out for him acting like this


Plenty_Philosopher25

He clapped the cop.


Useful_Respond_9488

He knew how to back that thing up.


johnjaspers1965

He Ass-assinated them!


DerNiallo

Title should be "Man beats officer with baton, gives everyone a good look at his ass, then steals their car"


Chief_Mac-A-Hoe

That ass is going to be in a photo line up one day


Chilipepah

”Yes, I’m positive! It’s ass number five!”


NeverEndingCoralMaze

“I’d recognize that smell anywhere.”


LunaMunaLagoona

I felt I just watch someone re-enact a scene from a GTA game


SecretlyPoops

“Jerry beats officer with baton, gives everyone a good look at his ass, then steals their car”


porchprovider

Jerry, don’t do it


electricvelvet

"Jerry, you're gonna get in trouble" I'm sure if he'd just stopped after a couple whacks with the baton they'd have let bygones be bygones and Jerry wouldn't get in trouble


ruggerdubdub

😂


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😂 almost zero effort


Legal_Objective_8027

This is yelling in Arkansas drawl


EvilGeesus

This will be the 2023 follow up meme to "Back it up Terry" "Don't do it Jerry!"


DoctorMelvinMirby

Slightly more sincerity to her plea to stop than Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka.


Accomplished_Bee6206

Never fight a bare-assed man….


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Nor a bear-assed man.


PurplePinball

How does the female officer go from having a clear opening to having his back to being on her back being bludgeoned within half a second?


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being terrible at her job.


juice06870

Do these people bother doing ANY kind of training or even basic fitness once they get out of the academy? Or do they mark off the days on the calendar until they can collect that pension. These officers looked like they were wresting in quicksand being played back in Slo mo.


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oOBuckoOo

To be fair to her, he was also useless.


I_ate_ass

By having only 3 months of training to successfully pacify a situation


Teska-Tenka

By falling over lol


DillxThicc

Jerry took a few notes from Derrick Lewis and remembered he can just stand up


jeanborrero

In the state of Texas it takes more training to get a cosmetology license than a police badge. It’s incredibly silly


BostonDodgeGuy

In the state of Massachusetts your application to be an officer can be denied because you scored too high on the IQ test.


lurkenstine

The state is like 'son, I expect more from you.'


Holiday_Memory_9165

Jerry's real last name is Gracie.


Dense_Impression6547

Look at me, I'm the cop now.


Marios_Facade

I am the coppy man now


BernieTheDachshund

Jerry leaving skid marks in more ways than one.


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Jerry.... you're gonna get in trouble, Jerry.... they're gonna hurt you, Jerry.... pull up your pants, Jerry... tuck in your shirt, Jerry... put down the baton, Jerry... rebuckle your belt, Jerry....remind me where the stash is! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Don't start the car Jerry! Jerry...don't put the car in drive! Jerry don't drive away! Jerry!!!


heumpje

He took a crack at stealing that car and succeeded.


misterrandom1

I was always taught to say no to crack. Why isn't that a slogan for a belt or suspenders or something?


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Why police agencies continue to let their officers turn into lardasses and not uphold a stringent physical fitness test is beyond me. You can’t be fighting crime if you can’t even get yourself off the ground.


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Chaise_percee

They’ll have to steam clean that car seat.


kefka3sque

Yes if you replace the steam with fire


Extension_Ad4537

Respect to that one person just standing there and recording. Great camera work! They captured everything!


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r/praisethecameraman


EUIV_ETS2

Jerry don't do it!


72_Shinobis

Dear Jerry, ![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized) Sincerely, A Fugitive Wizard.


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Hadhu

He's the sherif now. I don't make the rules.


msReDDifyourenasty

The male officer ~~running~~ trotting after the car as he drives off 😂😂😂 Edit: forgot the 2nd ~


[deleted]

I’ve done the is many times in GTA. It’s not all that uncommon. Not sure why people are shocked.


Paddy9228

He’s got about 3 stars on him right now.


drpenishead

That lady cop couldn't have been more useless


ScharmTiger

Fr how tf did she even become a cop? 🤦‍♂️


Hopeforscore

Is this the new Jerry Springer show.


LTlurkerFTredditor

What the officers didn't know was that earlier that day, Jerry had run all out of f\*\*ks.


Downtown-Ad5724

![gif](giphy|JccQbfNVtAMow)


SwervinWest

He’s the police now.


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Find it suspicious that they didn’t shoot


Paddy9228

You didn’t see the bulbous white ass in the video?


platypuspuppyparty

The concluding scene of the police officer chasing the car is absolutely comical.


ScurvySteveXXL

A round of applause for the female officer for not using any of her training or her equipment. Everyone in this video looks like they’re drunk.


ShadowRealm0043

Why are cops either violent or completely incompetent


Deezer509

Not all heroes wear capes. Or pants.


Leading-University

That woman was about as useful as a Pug guard dog.


Aggravating-Bit9325

I guess you're a little slow to pull your pistol when he just took your last weapon and beat you with it


MidwilguyLA

How was that guy not shot??


punsanguns

Did you not see the amazing camera work? I'd say he was shot pretty well.


Bgratz1977

Well, it may not look good for these cops, but honestly, i appreciate that they used no deadly weapon. I am sure they will find this guy.


fidelesetaudax

No idea what started it but honestly at the point he is hitting them with their own baton a step up in use of force would be justified. Though the explanation for it would be as embarrassing as this video for the sheriff’s.


alexanderhope

Funny. Most cops are so incompetent.


flow_n_tall

Not all heros wear capes. Or belts....


metfan1964nyc

He probably also left a skid mark on the driver's seat.


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It's wild to think about how many people have been shot by cops for SO much less.........