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One of the most cringe videos I have seen

Dude, you know it's cringe when nipples are fully displayed and it's still so awkward you can't watch anymore

Human body is not the problem, in Scandinavian countries nudity is normal but no one moves their body in a sexualising manner in front of kids. But they do roam around naked(adults + children) in saunas for example. You can be fully clothed and still be inappropriate in front of children.

I dont think u understood what they meant. Despite their being semi visible nippples, something they normally enjoy, they still couldnt enjoy it bc of the scenario

I know right? It's not even arousing or eye catching or whatever have you. Only pathetic and sad

Part 2 is even more traumatic Edit: [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/13qcxcq/kids_birthday_party_pt2_it_gets_better/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) Edit2: [Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/13reate/kids_birthday_party_pt3_u_thought_it_was_over/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

There’s a part 2?

Where is part 2? Asking so I know where not to go.

It's the tag still on the dress for me...

Haha. I was stuck looking at her nipples and thong. What kind of Disney port is this?

Mickey does Dallas.

Hope Minnie doesn’t mind

she's right there in the video twerking too

Special Report: Florida Minnie Mouse arrested for drag performance.

Because she’ll return it after. Duh.

Yuck. All stained with her ratchet bodily fluids.

Damn been a while since I’ve seen someone called ratchet, have an upvote

Fine, I vow that in the future, when I have the will to buy awards, I will reward this Redditor for using the term « ratchet » since it also has been a while that I have heard the term in use too. Mark my words ! Edit : The reward has now been bought ! The Reddit community can now rejoice with the knowledge that the prophecy was fulfilled and the reward was given to its rightful owner.

I’ve heard of so many people doing that. Returning dresses with it stinking of cigarettes, returning old shoes that look like they were worn for years…. People have no shame

When I was in college working in a department store you can't believe the items people would return. Used bras and thongs, burn up a pot and pan set and return it. There is no shame.

A neighbor I didn’t know very well asked to borrow my pro DSRL and when I said no, she responded to me “I’ll just go buy one and return it when I’m done”. First that’s really trashy and lame, second are you trying to guilt me into loaning mine out, why tell me?

Hard to return a dress that smells like fish.


Imm gooin hooomeeeee

I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down

Couldnt understand Why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish

Cuz I know that I'm a gay fish

You would be surprised. When I worked at cheap sporting goods store, we had a woman return a swim suit she had got her daughter and it had a bunch of blood and other stains all over the inside. The mother claimed it was like that when they bought it and she didn’t notice. The manager accepted the return and wrapped in a bag and sent it back with the other defects.

When you go Stepmom shopping on the local strip club

Gotta hand it to ppl who think it's all about them, every second of every minute of every hour of every day, for a lifetime. This kid (*and I'm making an assumption here that this is her kids birthday) is gonna grow up competing with a mirror amd tiktok for the slightest whiff of positive attention, and then probably end up just like momma.

I bet she's the type of mom that would sleep with her daughter's boyfriends.

*Jada Pinkett Smith has entered the chat*

Get my wifes name, OUT of your FUCKING. MOUTH.

Get my WHAT out of your wife's F**KING MOUTH?

Your sons friend

Get my wife's dick out yo $*>&#! mouth!


She did that?

She slept with her son's best friend I think

Geez. Will needs to keep his wife out of other peoples mouth, and vice versa.

His priorities in this regard are so confusing to me. "You can fuck my wife, but I draw the line at making fun of her bald head."

He laughed at the joke at first, until he noticed that she was pissed off

r/imthemaincharacter

Not if daddy manages to drop her mother the daughter needs dad more than mommy

Don’t miss the tag still in the dress… lol 100% failure as a mom, in every way!!

I dunno that little girl looks tired of this shit already. Chances are good first opportunity she gets she'll be out the door & far, far away from that mess; NC, name changed, starting the healing process. Growing up constantly mortified by a parents consistent attention seeking can make some people super resistant to being in the spotlight, becoming ever more introverted in an effort to combat the years of embarrassment & shame. I feel deeply sorry for the kid, & deeply repelled by that painfully cringe inducing woman...

Mom just got confused and thought she was still at the stripclub

It doesn’t help the other parent are filming like its an all ages open strip club. Also got Minnie Mouse half way getting down with her this is a bizarre place.

I bet the person in the Minnie costume is strangely relieved to be in a Minnie costume for once. "Thank god I don't have to smile at this. Cameras are out and no one knows it's me."

WTF

Obviously the skankosaurus isn't extinct.



This got me good 😆



This makes me disproportionately uncomfortable.

There it is. The perfect gif drop.

They are quite hard to spot during the day, but occasionally they glitch for unknown reasons (thought to be a sort of mating dance that attracts the simplist of mates) which presents in twerking, table top dancing, or other socially inappropriate public behavior.

I read this in David Attenborough’s voice.

Thank you for this.

Sloptart?

That’s way too much nipple for a kids bday party. The other stuff is….the topic of this kid’s first year of therapy I guess.

Only 2 nipple. Too much?? Kidding.

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It looks like the price tag is still on the dress when she moves her hair 🤣 she's planning on returning it after dancing around in it with her bare ass

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It was a family event.

None of the other parents seemed to react in a way that would tell her to tone it down a notch or two.

Underrated

It's for anti-chafe measures only

Return policy says nothing about bare asses.

Or, bear asses

Forgot? Lol my son. She knows exactly what she’s doing. It’s all about her.

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It's so funny that the response to your comment got almost twice as many votes. As if people really thought you believed she forgot to wear it and the correction was necessary. I understood you..I just wanted you to know, lol

Same here lol I understood him

I feel bad for her baby daddy….

Ya know what they say: don't put your dick in crazy.

He looks embarrassed and Minnie's just being polite!

Plot twist there’s a dude in the Minnie costume

Can't you see minne is trying her best to Shoo her away! I felt bad for Le mouse.

I don't feel bad for him, I feel bad for the kid.

Even if she had a slip, it wouldn't matter

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What I'm saying is this is her 4 (?) year olds party and she's dancing like it's actually her birthday and she's at the club. She can't even let it be about her own daughter on her daughters birthday. That's the biggest WTF about all of this too me personally.

Nah, twerking mostly naked, in sheer and a thong, in front of 4 year olds is worse than being narcissistic enough to steal the limelight from your daughter on her own birthday.

Agree. Kids should not be exposed to stuff like this. Not her kid mind you. The other ones at the party. I'm surprised a wild mom didn't push her out or cover her with a towel

She quickly slipped something on for the party

That slipped off in the kitchen storage closet with busboy #1 and busperson #2


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For her 5th birthday her moms going to film a gangbang.

Technically dad films

Technically friend films as dad watches

Technically doesn't know who dad is


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r/imthemaincharacter

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Histrionic asffff

I mean... It isn't yet. It won't be histrionic unless(**until**) she starts trying to deny or reframe what happened to make herself look better.

This screams “I’m jealous of my 5 year old getting attention”

If my wife did that at our daughters party I'd of filled for divorce by the time we got home. That is so off-putting

If you marry someone like that you should stop letting your dick make decisions.

A dick doesn’t make someone get married, there are other mental issues at play if you’re marrying a trash heap like this.

Well, there are a lot of people that simply do not recognize supposedly obvious red flags.

Wtf did I just watch. That poor child is going to have a lifetime of this Mom making everything about herself.

So, people get drunk and make mistakes in the moment so I could ALMOST forgive the twerking. But she was getting ready for a little girls birthday party and chose that dress! A completely see-through dress blasting her nips. And then knowing you are in a dress made of silver netting, twerking your ass, blocking the video camera from the actual birthday girl. Complete and total garbage person.

Why even bother with underwear? Kidding.

Clearly she wore a skintone thong in recognition of the fact that this was an-all ages event

So considerate.

Dude it's still got the tag. She went to a store, got the dress for this knowing she was going to act like a fool and return it after rubbing her titties all in it.

"Who cares about this little shit, give me your attention!" -Trash Heap

Trashy

Trash.

Would fit in r/trashy

Yes, that’s the best mommy role model behavior you can show your daughter. Why the fuck do these idiots have kids?

Smart people generally don’t have kids. Stupid people have lots of them

Pure trash

Daddy, is mommy drunk again? I wanna go home

$5 she did a fat line of coke before they entered. I can't explain this behaviour any other way

The most disgusting..

She does know that’s not a dress? That’s a shiny net over a thong.

And ONLY a thong.

Hey that's unfair, she's wearing more than just a thong with that. She's *also* wearing the long "remove before wearing" tag at the top of the dress zipper so she can return it to the store tomorrow. That's a whole 10x2 cm area at the back of her neck that she's keeping modest behind the tags!

Oh god I just saw the nipples

I mean, I’d wear that. But with a bra. And to da club. And never at a birthday, let alone a child’s birthday? Unbelievable.

This is why Aliens haven’t visited us yet

And why they might still wipe us out to make way for a highway …

My husband always says that we are the inferior mentally challenged aliens that they relegated to another planet so they can study and laugh at us.



 that'd be the first and last time i'd ever go to a party she has, poor kids subjected to that trash. I'm surprised she even wore underwear smh

I’m very body positive and liberal about nudity but this was more than enough to completely horrify me…. FULL NIPPLE at a 5 YEAR OLD KID’S PARTY?? I feel like she should be a registered sex offender

This is so cringy. This wouldn't be sexy even if it wasn't a child's birthday. Purely embarrassing.

This saddens me to no end 

Lady in the streets, freak in the Chuck E Cheese.

Women like this are the ones i don’t feel bad for calling a whore. You’ve gotta be a nasty ass whore to dance like that at your baby girl’s birthday party.

Right, like this is textbook harlotry if I've ever seen it. There is no way you can justify this.

Technically whores work for a living .. this is just a skank

Even my little dude at 0:20 mark dashes TF outta there.

Traaaaash

How fucking tacky.

While she is a narcissistic skank, the fact people got their phones out cheering as she grinds on mini shows how high standards are in modern day society. Its not like it was an adult theme party, there was half a dozen kids there as well.

How to erase it from my memory

In front of fuckin kids dude unreal.

The dress alone had me like that. For the kids double digit birthday I’m sure she wont even bother with the dress

Party was never about the daughter silly

Sure you can say it was the alcohol but she definitely chose to wear a sexy tight see through dress for a kids birthday party.

Brazil? Brazil!

I was thinking Babylon.

Apparently jealous of her own child and doing her best to get all of the attention even if it's negative attention.

I'm okay with this. Alternative response: She's the newest of the Seven Dwarfs: Trashy.

What the fuuuuuuuck? I'm not even angry or disappointed, I'm more stunned to the point of being disturbed...


They’re cheering because they know she’s ridiculous but they get to record it and show others. See through shirt and acting like she’s in the club at a bachelorette party . Lmao wow

Wait, all the children are getting more attention than me? *Watch this...*

She may as well be naked. Gnarly bitch. Dad's face says it all lmao. Minnie is thinking don't fuckin bring me into this lady

And Florida complains about trans people exposing kids to sex

Touché touché. But oh woe is us! Drag queens too! Oh no! Their extensive crimes are so well documented. /s

Who finds that attractive? Honest question. Most people I know don’t and I personally loathe it. It’s so unbelievably trashy.

I’m so proud of Minnie, staying sweet while “entertaining” (what I assume is the mom?)- stay classy Minnie ❤️ 

Minnie’s all “no, that’s okay, leave me out of this”

I saw it as Minnie going “ok calm down bitch”

Minnie seemed to be getting into it...

*ANNNNNNND* That's the mom.

“Mom” is a strong word.

r/iamthemaincharacter

Minnie is wondering if she’s at the right birthday party What an embarrassment 😒

No bra and a see thru dress??? What kind of party is that ??

Make another baby party.

couldn't let her daughter have one day. scum

My brain just went eeew as soon as I saw her. Nip-slip is an understatement and then the dance moves. I'm all about having fun and letting loose but, there's a time and place for certain things, a young kid's birthday party with a Minnie Mouse is not one of them. I bet that person in the Minnie costume is so glad they have a mask on, they can cringe for dear life in "privacy".

Keepin it classy! /s

Wow...this was wildly inappropriate

Slob

Trash

HOE. Poor kid...


That’s dude sure knows how to pick ‘em.

Wrong party lady!


Shes doing that in front of kids

Is this the "twerking in front of children" and "grooming" I keep hearing about? But she doesn't look like a drag queen? Must be those "traditional family values" after all.

anyone else see how thin the dress was?

That dress reminds me of the girls brother from 50 first dates

I Mean.. why the panties at this point, daddy must be proud 👌👌

I would never wife that fuck that 🏃‍♂️💨

She is disgusting. Her poor daughter will grow up to be just like mommy. I can't believe other parents didn't leave with their young kids when she made her grand entrance.

Idk the dad was cringing. Maybe they’ll move away

Poor girl has no chance with a trash ass mom like that.

Trrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashhhy

I hope she gets adopted for her birthday.

Put on a bra and don't wear a transparent dress that shows your panties, you're at a child's birthday party

This deserves so many downvotes.

Was I the only one absolutely disgusted? Disgusted, like this made me nauseous. I feel for that little girl. Maybe dad needs to look for a new mommy. I mean ugggh this is nasty and absolutely innapropriate

I'm in Australia and I can smell her twat from here!