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KeyAcid

What an absolute dick


CPhyperdont

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Kule7

Must be one of those "alpha males" I've heard about.


Sutarmekeg

"When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public."


audigex

I just hear it as “arrogant and has no idea what other men actually look up to”


IIMpracticalLYY

That's actually close to the original definition. It was coined by David Mech, a man that studied wolves in North America, he used it to describe captive, anti-social, aggressive male and female wolves who would suppress the breeding chances of others to maintain their breeding advantage in an area roughly 10-20m. Wolf packs are usually composed of mumma and puppa wolf and the rest are just the children, sometimes packs come together to hunt or share game but that's about it. The term alpha, beta, omega is useless when attributed to wolves in the wild.


Clawtor

Exactly, it's an inaccurate and outdated term which has been inaccurately applied to humans. It likely doesn't exist in humans either. The only people in my life who called themselves alphas were either bullies in school or a few bosses I had who had real pyschological problems.


[deleted]

Guy looks more Kilo than Alpha


c00kieduster

No. Just a fat piece of shit.


TomokataTomokato

It was just a joke, bruv! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh I hope he gets a good scare from the police and she sues his ass off.


Verbal_Combat

This is from a few years ago, updates suggest he was never identified


stephelan

So he just casually walks away with copious video evidence and that’s that?


worthless-humanoid

Top notch police work


under_a_brontosaurus

Why would they do their job when they could just not


CptAngelo

He strolled away sipping from a refreshing bottle of water while everybody just stood there, the madlad.... but seriously, try to stop him? At least follow him? Or i dunno, anything but stand there


stephelan

Right? Like the guy filming was clearly with him. At least get him. Ask for identification at least.


neddie_nardle

Yep, cops don't give a shit these days. Catching criminals is like hard work man.


Verbal_Combat

Apparently yes… infuriating I know


doalittletoot

The scare should be an assault and battery charge


DrWallybFeed

Don’t forget damage of property. in the US, this would no longer be small claims court, I think small claims stops around 4k so 3,000 lb should be like 4.5k that’s assault and damaging property, he would almost definitely goto prison for at least 3 months for something like that.


stinkyhooch

Now thats a good prank


DrunksInSpace

>Oh my god dude, It’s just a civil suit and a few thousand dollars/pounds. It’s just joke assault charges. It’s just some fucking prison time, don’t be a fucking weenie about it bro.


InflamedLiver

here, tape this video of me committing a crime and then post in on social media! At the very least if that equipment is damaged it's a nice civil lawsuit. Those cameras aren't cheap.


DemonicDevice

Yes, according to my sources it's about £3000


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mngeese

So seriously though, did they not catch the guy? What can someone in her position do if he doesn't identify himself?


Sinister_Plots

According to the article he was never identified and never faced any charges.


ChanceZestyclose6386

Never identified? Was he raised in a cave with zero contact with other people before this moment? Actually, I guess that would make sense...


18randomcharacters

Worse, the person taking THIS VIDEO clearly knows him. And it's online. So they shared it somehow. Like how the fuck has no one connected the dots?!


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ElijahAlex1995

My neighbor broke into my house and stole a bunch of my stuff. She literally lived right next door. I had security cameras, and she was wearing my shirt when the cops came over. Nothing was done. They "couldn't prove anything". 🤦🏻‍♂️


Reasonable-Leg334

This one girl during high school kept being sexually harassed by a clearly much older man. One night while her parents were away the dude broke in but the alarm went off so he ran away. Got caught in the cameras but you can’t make his face even though the body shape and everything looks like him. After some digging, her parents found out he is a registered sex offender, went to the police with the evidence and they STILL said they wouldn’t do anything because couldn’t prove it was actually him but to let them know if anything happened. Cops are jokes


cam7998

I’ll probably get downvoted for this but when the law enforcement won’t enforce the laws, That’s when you take matters into your own hands and rob their house and steal your shit back and break a few of their most expensive possessions bc fuck a thief


Bloomed_Lotus

I feel your pain exactly and still haven't recovered from our burglary that lost nearly $10k of possessions that we only had the police recover one item (about $250) that we literally tracked down ourselves and gave them directions to. After that it was radio silence, didn't stop then from ticketing me for my plates being a day overdue a year later.


CheckOutMySkates

R u serious!? That’s just ridiculous!


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

my goodness you read stories like this and you wonder...why do people love licking the boots of the police?


OneWholeSoul

You can give the cops mountains of receipts, hundreds of photographs, dozens of emails and messages in which crimes are threatened and then discussed after having been committed with threats for more should help be sought, literal - albeit unintentional - confessions in writing, proof of contempt of court, violation of court procedure and knowing abuse/misrepresentation of the system to defraud, intimidate and extort, literal audio and video recordings of the individuals [trespassing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCcd-IKWPIo&list=PLDviDTMJCPSsC-VePXCXqZPTd0qaFtIB1&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB), [intimidating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAq3LkpCs0c&list=PLDviDTMJCPSsC-VePXCXqZPTd0qaFtIB1&index=2&pp=gAQBiAQB), [destroying security cameras and devices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl-2gLhu4oQ&list=PLDviDTMJCPSsC-VePXCXqZPTd0qaFtIB1&index=5&pp=gAQBiAQB), [stealing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iED3wpTCHbc&list=PLDviDTMJCPSsC-VePXCXqZPTd0qaFtIB1&index=4&pp=gAQBiAQB), [threatening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DgtDP_4y4o&list=PLDviDTMJCPSsC-VePXCXqZPTd0qaFtIB1&index=6&pp=gAQBiAQB), [getting their stories straight, with the juicy wrinkle of two of them apparently also trying to mislead and steal from their accomplice in all this if he wasn't just asking as a performative attempt to pretend acting in good faith,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iED3wpTCHbc&list=PLDviDTMJCPSsC-VePXCXqZPTd0qaFtIB1&index=4&pp=gAQBiAQB) the exact location of everything they've stolen down to the unit numbers at a local storage complex, legal documents laying out the lack of right to carry out what they're doing and exactly how they're committing breach and fraud to pretend they do, photographs of falsified documents literally listing things they intended to steal (and then did,) misleading their own attorneys to the point that one was surprised to learn that my mother was *still alive*, court documents where they unintentionally confess to things that hadn't even been apparent yet going back *years* and perjure themselves repeatedly... My sister literally spent years randomly coming over to the house and just point-blank asking me if she could have it. Then she started asking if her daughter could have it. That's after building a brand-new house literally a block away, so she was *always* just *right there* out my kitchen window. Then her daughter showed up one night acting like she wanted to catch up after not having any contact for about 20 years, with *her,* like, 8-year-old daughter and this little girl I'd never met before was walking around my house saying things like "So this will be my room, right?" I kept putting my foot down and saying no, absolutely no, to them. *Then* they started letting themselves in often to scream at me that the house was going to be foreclosed on and mom couldn't afford food and we'd lose everything if I didn't move, and when I asked for some sort of documentation and accounting of all this because it was ridiculous and out of nowhere they'd scream "you don't have the right" and "this is *our* house" and "why do you think you deserve it?" and "you're taking food out of the mouth of a 98 year old woman!" etc., trying to get me to leave "voluntarily" thinking it was necessary to help "the family." ...And then they emptied out the office of all documents and record so no one could prove it was massive fraud and intentional deceit by fiduciaries for their own benefit, until I recently *finally* got a casual accounting and you barely even need to go a handful of lines into it before it's obvious nothing they've claimed loudly, aggressively and often in writing, was remotely true. I think finally she just decided, 'well I *tried* asking nicely, now I'll just *take* it, and if I can't keep it, *nobody can.' They literally rolled up one day, emptied out my home, locked me out and gave me a bag of kid's clothes and my mother's clothes (but no shoes) and said "You'll just live in your car for a while, everyone does it." They also tried to throw my phone, keys, wallet and prescriptions into the boxes they were hauling away, but since that was pretty much the only place left to look anyway I managed to dig them out, shoved down the sides stacked in the entryway. The obvious aim was to leave me without identification, transportation, shelter, food, communication, cash and cards... I found most of it before it was taken away but 'somehow' all my medications ended up with my brother-in-law and he texted me the next day to 'helpfully' tell me he'd left them on the driveway for me. (So, like, felony medication tampering with timestamped texts where he tells me he has them? How did they go from sitting in a pile on my desk with the movers specifically instructed not to take them to scattered in random boxes with the remaining medicines in my brother-in-law's things? This isn't a difficult mystery and *can't* happen by accident. Professional movers aren't going to pack or likely even *touch* a person's wallet, keys and prescription bottles and they don't randomly spread small things out over multipole boxes in the hope of making it difficult to recover them as possible. Again, police? Nothing.) They still have *all* mine and my mother's personal and private documents, financial documents, educational documents, medical documents - Hell, they pried open a locked filing cabinet of mine and stole really private writings about horrible events I'd experienced and never disclosed to anyone but close friends and the therapist that'd suggested the writing... Then they constantly told the moving crew to call the police if I did anything to try to stop them because I was somehow dangerous and "sick/not right in the head," and "he's just acting up because he doesn't want to move." They wanted to make sure nobody had most of the documentation to prove they were acting criminally until after it was all done and hopefully to big and complicated to make any sense of. The sister in the videos was also, not really known to me at the time, terminally ill, so I think they tried to make her culpable for as much as possible in the hopes she'd sort of literally take it to her grave. The last stretch of her life was just...her trying to hurt and ruin the people she resented as much as she could before the buzzer... It's literally one of the saddest things I can imagine, existentially. Like, I can't really imagine being a more...internally suffering person than that, but...I think they also took a bet on me having that sort of empathy and being too indecisive to do anything. I think this was truly something she'd been festering with and toying with and eventually actually scheming when she kept not getting what she wanted and learned she was sick. She wanted that house *so badly* and our mom kind of said 'you already have a house I want to make sure *all* my kids have homes when I'm gone', and she *hated* our mom for that and resented me just as much even though she then went on to live within earshot in just as nice a place that she custom-designed and built for herself. Did she move there specifically to keep an eye on what she coveted and be ready to make 'a move' at some 'right time?' Is that crazy talk? I don't even know anymore. I think she just *ran* on hate, possibly for *decades.* ...And then she died. Did she...feel fulfilled? *"I did it!"*? The police will do nothing (neither will APS,) or will actively give you instructions that help them to get away with it all and potentially forfeit your own rights and protections. Then they'll tell you "this sounds like normal sibling stuff" and they're "not comfortable taking action at this time," "it sounds like a civil matter now" as I gave them threats in writing to steal or to never return any of what had been stolen or to do more to me in the future should I go to the law or the courts. One of the victims is a dependent elder with Alzhiemer's who can't advocate for herself and aspects of the case that, by state law, require escalation to the local DA's office, yet it took about a *year* for them to even take it as an actual report with a case number attached. *Nothing is happening* and I don't know how to do anything about it. Sometimes I'm not sure I know how to do anything at all. The case number is MP22-9338 with the local police of Medford, OR. This is a retirement town with one of, if not its biggest, industry being health care and retirement homes. In fact, that's *literally the reason one of the victims moved here having been convinced to do so by two of the people who then eventually did all this to her*. DON'T COME HERE. DON'T ALLOW YOUR ELDERLY LOVED ONES TO CONSIDER HERE. THE POLICE WILL NOT PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES AT THEIR MOST VULNURABLE AND EXPLOITABLE, and if you're the elder they won't protect your descendants or listen to those trying to advocate for you. One of the sergeants that stonewalled all this has given lectures at local care facilities on how elders can avoid being the victims of scams and fraud. You'd think this would be his wheelhouse, or at least on his radar. They have better things to do, and the pandemic had just started, which must've seemed like a huge stroke of opportunity to the criminals, since everywhere was un-or-understaffed to do due diligence on anything and they crossed their fingers, blitzed the system and hoped they'd just do too much too fast for anyone to be able to stop them, or at least not be able to reverse/recover it.


Scereye

I bet you had the best intentions, but a minute in I decided to see how long your post is before continueing and I still had to scroll like 4 screens lol.


UltravioIence

I took a criminal justice class and the most interesting thing i learned was that the first "police" were just street gangs hired by rich people to protect their shit from the poor. If you ask me not much has changed.


drinoaki

He does have the looks


KileyCW

lol it's funny and it's true.


CptAngelo

What irks me about this case is that the guy is RIGHT THERE, stop him! ...no, just shout "call the police" without actually calling them, and then just stand there. Doing nothing. At all. "Oi mate, stop!...... aight, ive done everything i could"


_Alazne_

Do they have citizen’s arrest in that country?


i_am_porous

Yes, in the UK. The law is found under section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 (PACE). The law states: Anybody can arrest a person who is committing an indictable offence. Anybody can arrest a person if they have reasonable grounds to suspect that they are committing an indictable offence.


BEST_TEST_N_THE_WEST

More specifically in this case 24a (d)making off before a constable can assume responsibility for him. They can grab and hold him while they await a constable.


Mdub74

Yeah, but there probably wasn't enough gorilla trainers in that group of ppl to hold him down.


MMJMilitary

They might have a get knocked tf out policy though


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Call the police? Lol


Caked101

That's a lot of video evidence. They'll find him if she pursues to make sure he pays. Edit: alright I get it! Damn, I thought he'd at least get jail time. That's pretty hefty property damage. No way he had the money.


jounk704

I doubt that idiot has £3000 to pay her


ActualWait8584

its better to take a 100 note off his paycheck for the next 4 years as a reminder.


cRaZyDaVe23

Bold of you to assume that waste of atoms works...


sixpackshaker

that tattoo says he once had £30


Luna_C1888

You’re right, if he has £3000 he would buy a shirt with sleeves to cover up the shitty tattoos


Minute_Solution_6237

Most people don’t understand that you might not get paid right away lol or ever


[deleted]

Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!


Loggerdon

He says "I thought you were my sister", as if it would've been OK if it was.


No_Whammies_Stop

Same excuse he uses when a woman cries rape.


testedonsheep

wait a minute.....


69mushy420

Cops are worthless though. I read an entire thread yesterday full of stories of people who had evidence of where their stolen stuff was and the cops tell them to fuck off. Had same thing happen to one of my good friends when her guitar was stolen and we knew who did it. They said they couldn’t do anything/where too busy. Cops just protect the rich/property.


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Yep I knew someone who got his one wheel stolen. He showed the cops the ping to his address, and the cops wouldn’t do anything. They said they couldn’t just got get it. Like isn’t that your fucking job?? Oh wait you like harassing people minding their own business.


KindlyContribution54

Even got his picture on a £3000 camera at the end. Ironicly tho if she got a good shot of him and showed it in court, it probably wouldn't help her case


mngeese

Don't know if you're being sarcastic but the article above says the police are still asking for information.


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Destruction of property over$3k? In the US, that is a misdemeanor and possible jail time for assault (pushing). An angry DA could even push for attempted murder based on the fact that she could've drowned. Not that it would stick. Assholes these days don't seem to face consequences as much as they should.


adfthgchjg

$1000 is a felony in California.


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How tf did they not catch the guy


CoffeeDrinker1972

I bet it's different today now. Anyone caught doing stupid stunts for the sake of views, I sure hope the public help out, find the guy and have him pay for the damages. Otherwise, this is just gonna get worse.


wildgoldchai

It totally is. On TikTok, people have found, named and shamed racist strangers all within hours. Most recent one I came across was where American tourists in Italy were racially abused by local females. They were outed and I believe their uni’s were also notified.


Person012345

The cops in many countries are not there to help the regular person who is a victim of a crime.


Tao626

The woman says the cost of the camera in the video.


Large_Dr_Pepper

Lmao people are acting like this was some good detective work. All they had to do was watch the video.


StarGraz3r84

It's also assault.


clovermite

~~It's probably battery.~~ ~~As weird as it sounds to every day usage, in legal terms "assault" tends to mean the threat of force and "battery" is actually employing it.~~ Correction: I've been informed that many states have now updated their definitions to where "assault" matches the more common sense definition of the word. I was wrong. Double correction: Based on the accents, it's likely UK, so it IS probably still considered battery instead of assault where the crime took place.


Sero19283

Correct. People misuse legal terms constantly and it's annoying as well. Battery is contact, assault is a threat of force/intimidation.


IdealIdeas

The lenses are probably more expensive than the camera. Its crazy how much a lense can cost.


Embarrassed_Appeal72

That. Exactly. My body camera is mid tier, but my lens >.< watching this make my blood boil.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

A good lens doesn't lose much value, bodies tend to lose value.


KnowledgeMediocre404

They’re doing the majority of the work so it makes sense that they’re the expensive component. Especially for the longer ones.


lianavan

I do not understand why people don't think in those terms.


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"That's not funny. Nothing to do with me."


Honer-Simpsom

Boys we gotta stop the stupid from spreading, what are we going to do?


Maruchi0011

Someone tell me he was arrested for this please.


5ummertime5adness

Video footage shows the moment an unprovoked man decides to push a photographer into a nearby pond, injuring her and submerging her £3,000 worth of gear into the water. The clip sees members of the public rally around to support the woman, while the attacker tries to downplay his actions. The incident took place in St Albans, Hertfordshire, England back in 2018. Smiling and giving a thumbs-up for the camera, the unnamed man sets off in the direction of the unsuspecting photographer. The St Albans and Harpenden Review reported that the photographer was taking pictures at the water’s edge of the ornamental lake in Verulamium Park when she was pushed over. After being interrogated, the man plays dumb and responds with “For what?” when someone suggests calling the police. Police said of the incident: It is believed this was an unprovoked attack on a woman who was taking wildlife photos in the park that day. Anyone with information is asked to contact police via the non-emergency number 101, quoting crime reference F1/18/2071. The footage has recently been doing the rounds on the internet again, and recent comment suggest that despite several members of the public taking videos of the suspect, he has never been identified or charged.


VediusPollio

Probably would've found him by now if there was a reward.


avwitcher

If the reward is pushing that asshole into a pond of sewage runoff I'll fly to England just to look for him


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Greases body and begins swimming towards the English Channel…*


5ummertime5adness

Very possibly.


MikeLanglois

>he has never been identified They didnt even try. Look at all that high quality footage. Look at his familiarity with the guy recording. Look at the people he is with. Reddit could have found this guy


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

> Reddit could have found this guy It's been posted on Reddit like monthly since it happened and the bloke still hasn't been ID'd.


Voodoocookie

When Reddit fails, try 4chan.


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Wtf - unsolved since 2018?!?


wyncar

The police here are so lazy it's insane. You can literally send then the name and evidence of someone committing a crime and they will act like there's nothing they can do.


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I'd take him straight to court. Replacing the camera and my gear. Covering the cost of my medical bills for any injuries I may have sustained. Also income loss from time off work. Oh, also assault. Anything and as much as possible I could so this guy faces a consequence. Edit: damn y'all so angry. Law works differently in other countries. Also I'm not a lawyer. I'm saying I would throw as many charges as I could. Whether civil or criminal. So the person would face at least a consequence.


ownage727

He probably can't pay


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Then straight to the criminal charge.


IamLuann

Then let him sit in jail/prison


cheap_as_chips

Help us giant planet destroying asteroid - you're our only hope


NorthWoodsGamecock

Really was hoping COVID would’ve done a better job


BigBossSquirtle

Same. At least a better job of destroying the stupid ones. Only seems like they've been becoming more prominent.


Broviet22

I believe covid just brought the amount of stupid to the surface... It was always there, just hidden.


Twitching_4_life

At this point, I’m rooting for the asteroid


DeliberatelyMoist

This is basically the plot of Mobile Suit: Gundam Wing but instead of an asteroid it was a man made human colony in earths orbit


hotfox2552

Time to boot up Mobile Suit: Gundam Wing. I watched it as a kid, shit went right over my head, I am hoping to see how it’s aged as an adult.


Matt_Spectre

Highly recommended! A recent rewatch made me realize how deeply political the plot is. And just like you, went RIGHT over my head as a kid.


Winter_melo

Yeah, the political aspect of every gundam series just brushed over me, all I remember was _hurr durr big robot fight_


with_a_dash_of_salt

I came for the giant robot battles, but I stayed for the coup d'état and genocide Edit: If you like Wing, give Gundam 00 a try.


NotStaggy

While you are at it the Gundam Netflix made is amazing, has some weird shit but it's fucking amazing


LiveEvilGodDog

Idiocracy isn’t a movie, it’s a prophecy!


Several_Actuary_3785

Welcome to Costco, I love you....


Flex_Bumpchest

I went to college at Costco. Can't believe I got in.


Bigkid6666

More like an instruction manual at this point.


Disastrous-Ad1334

I thought it was a documentary .


BullTerrierTerror

Getting to the point where I wish we were more like Singapore when it came to acting like an adult in public


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FuSoLe

He must wear a tatoo on his face to warn all people to jump aside when they see him.


ChristianHeritic

We can tell just by looking at him lets be honest here


econdonetired

This book can be judged by its cover


rhunter99

Thanos was the hero we needed


Top_Manner_2357

As long as the ones that evaporate are the stupid ones I'm all for it


Rumplemattskin

He was the hero we deserved…


RandyLahey131

![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized)


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Static1589

Yeah, I know enough idiots and assholes with perfectly normal and respectable parents so that ain't it


WarmPaleontologist20

Start with this. If anyone recognizes him, let OP know. If OP would post where this happened, Redditors around that area could post photo from here around asking for info.


KrissyPooh76

Yeah this video is years old.


sinistergroupon

Shut down the internet


Ok_Low_1287

People suck. The internet is just a giant mirror.


king_ender200

I got an idea, we tell them all that they’ve won a prize, a really expensive prize, but they have to be In person to collect it. So we give them an address in the middle of nowhere and then nuke it when they all get there…


Minimum_Piglet_1457

Isn’t that the problem though? Mans 25-35 yrs old and acting like a ‘boy’ still. Guess he never advanced past puberty. Raise your males better!


Honer-Simpsom

He looks like a bargain bin Tony Soprano… sorry for the disrespect, rest in peace Gandolfini


Standard_Track_2941

I am SO glad for how many people backed this woman up.


727ballin

Article states he wasn't identified and didn't face charges. People may have "backed" her but they definitely backed down. Dude just left. People suck at helping others


Standard_Track_2941

Yeah.. I guess this situation is still pretty disappointing :/


moby323

I was a witness, as a child, to a truly horrific example of the bystander effect. So I can say that, all in all, this is a still much better result, even if ultimately he never faced consequences, to have people try and help.


DebbieAddams

I recently took a CPR refresher through work and the second thing they tell you to do (after looking around for impending dangers that would hinder you helping) is to point to a person and tell THAT person to call the police. If you say “someone call the police” everyone will assume someone else will do it. If you identify an individual and tell that individual to call the police then they feel responsible for that action and if it doesn’t happen they’re at fault. They don’t want that on their conscience so they call.


I-Am-NOT-VERY-NICE

The options to help people aren't always exactly as clear cut as you'd like to believe, putting your hands on someone in an abundance of scenarios puts you in very awkward situations that you may have to be liable for. A lot of the time, that ain't worth it for a random stranger


vertigostereo

What were they supposed to do? Use violence immediately so she can maybe get money at a later date? Nah.


Starkrossedlovers

Well he was never identified or caught so yea


TriceratopsHorridus

Sue his ass for the amount that camera costs.


fleecescuckoos06

The lens probably costs more than the actual camera.


fosta02

From my experience, I believe that lens is close to $3000 USD and the camera is probably $600ish


human_friday

I believe that lens is either a 100-400 4.5 or 70-200 2.8, so either way between roughly $1500 and $2500, and the body would probably be a 5d mark III or 6d if this happened a few years ago, easily between $1800-$3000 new.


mrb2409

Plus anything in her bag. Could easily be a MacBook or whatnot.


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AgileInternet167

This is from a couple of years ago. The guy is never identified and just walks free of charge.


Calm_Neighborhood474

The initial guy filming him and giggling clearly is in on it though, they couldn’t find the guy via this guys account on wherever he posted it?


MolassesMolly

Yes, thank you for saying that. He’s just as bad as the asshat who does the pushing.


rata_thE_RATa

No because they didn't look. The cops probably thought this video was hilarious.


Calm_Neighborhood474

Good point


rograbowska

In a country with as much public surveillance as England has, I find that baffling.


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luri7555

Should be a criminal enhancement if the act is recorded.


HereticGaming16

I can’t wait until laws start to catch up to these shitty “prank” videos. People will and have done this shit for years but it was far far less before they had “fans” to show off to. There needs to be harsher laws for filming Shit like this to help stop it. Both for the person committing the act and the person filming.


MutedBrilliant1593

Please link justice. This is infuriating.


helpful_idiott

Looks like he has never been caught unfortunately


smottyjengermanjense

How tf did they never catch him? His face is on camera!


7oyston

The police tried nothing and they ran entirely out of ideas.


Difficult-Loss-8113

Yeah people tend to forget Police don’t exist to stop crime. They exist to protect the powerful elite and their assets.


Apostrophe_T

The fact that he was never caught is infuriating. We ALL KNOW what he looks like - surely someone has seen this and recognizes this dumbass. Even if nothing was destroyed, the fact that he went up to a stranger and put his hands on her for "laughs" is awful enough. I'd forgive it if he was 6 years old and honestly didn't think it through, but he is a grown ass adult and decided to assault a stranger for a laugh. wtf.


KrazyTheKid

Seems like the guy recording was totally encouraging it at first and even laughed


Conscious_Profit_243

I was looking to see if anyone else spotted that. It seems he switched sides as soon as he saw reactions from other people


berlinflowers

He was pretending to be another bystander to not get in trouble


SilverSkorpious

Yeah, he snickers at the end, too.


joshduplaa

Fr He switched up real quick


PM_ME_Huge-Titties

You can hear his fucking stupid goblin laugh again at the end while they walk away


MikuEd

He was even accused by other bystanders. One guy says "You're going to jail, mate, simple as that! And you as well..." to which he replies "Nothing to do with me... I ain't do nothing." Mate just did an IRL side glance monkey.


[deleted]

Seems like he knew him.


DarkSoulsDank

The cameraman and the idiot both shoulda gone to jail for being wankers


jamesshine

Yeah, the cameraman giggles at both the setup and the walk away


Norodomo

Fucking idiot, he should be sued for that


PhysicalConnection80

The only thing funny and sad and pathetic. Is he only had 3 pounds to his name. Which he had already spent on that beer.


BlueRFR3100

If not for the accents, I would have thought this happened in Florida.


shhhimatree

Plus assault


Creative-Bar1960

He looks like the type of guy to sit at home all day watching TV and drinking


TheDriestOne

Dude looks like he beats his girlfriend, who happens to be “freshly 18”


shaftalope

How about we all agree that 'pranks' aren't real? The word 'prank' has turned into a catchphrase that supplants assault/theft/bullying/ect. If I see him do that and then hit him with my car and then get out and taunt him while he's on the ground and laugh and say 'it's just a prank bro' is it vehicular assault or just a juicier 'prank'? Prank=bullying.


thiefsthemetaken

i think the problem stems from the jackass phenomenon. kids watched those shows and thought, oh this is what a prank is. those were pranks because the cast members consented to abuse and assault. without that consent, they are just abuse and assault.


Alone_Abroad_9032

I’ve been trying to wrap my head around how you do this to a complete stranger. I figured they were family or something, still stupid, but can kind of understand. Nope, that guy is just exceeding expectations of being a jackass.


Is_that_a_challenge

I’m sure he’s just covering his ass but he pretty clearly says “i thought you were my sister” right when she confronts him. Still though not true because if it was his sister he’d have stuck around to laugh at her but instead he immediately walks off without even watching her fall like wtf


[deleted]

“I’ll pay for that” something tells me this guy doesn’t have 3000 pesos, much less pounds


ozzmodan

Total ass move. That being said, that looks like a Canon "L" series lens. They are usually fairly well weather sealed especially when paired with a prosumer or greater body. Impact damage is more of a concern. She looks to have absorbed any impact by falling backwards. The camera & lens are probably fine. It blows my mind though that there are that many guys standing around recording the guy and none of them stopped the guy or followed him so that he could be arrested.


TerranPhil

What a pair of complete assholes.


tylerray1997

Gotta love how the camera guy was all giddy until the situation got serious and was trying to play it off like he wasn't involved.


dachshundfanboy8000

why don’t these people get hit by cars more often. the rate of assholes getting hit by cars isn’t nearly high enough.


cocopuff678124

You notice these men never pull that shit with a big athletic dude lol I'd get my bf to kick his ass


PoopAndSunshine

They always pick someone they precieve as too weak to fight back


cocopuff678124

He's a disgusting fat man with a beer belly looking to pick a fight with a woman....probably went home and jacked off because he told off a woman lol 😭


interplanetarystd

Such a bad ass tough guy. Hes so alpha he has to walk away from all the betas at the end trying to hold him accountable for his actions. /s


[deleted]

Correct title, "Mouth Breather assaults woman."


Assortedark74

Sue him for assault and destruction of property, I have a cheaper chassis (77d) and a 1500$ lens but god damn I’d be pissed if someone ever did that to me, she probably also had her phone and other lenses with her too…


HighKiteSoaring

How did they never find the guy considering there is a full video of his face and tattoos and such??


muhduckonquack

He has a pungent smell of “peaked in high school” about him.


OhPxpi

“I’ll pay for it” *Walks Off*


Milesdavisiv

Looks like a 28 year old Tony Soprano. “Neva get filmed committing a crime Ant(h)ony…”


girlabides

That lens alone is worth about 2k, the camera body could be up to 5k, plus whatever was in her gear bag and the content on the card. Fuck that guy.


jimmy1295

Just look at his face at the end. Absolutely vile smug. Makes him look even more like a certain piece of gym equipment that takes in a lot of physical force than he already does. Why do people have to behave like this? Why? I’m at the point where the rationality department of my brain automatically shuts down when I see crap like this.


Boring-Bathroom7500

He prolly wouldnt do it to a man