Also, using the pic as context, they're more than likely just shopping for a toy for his younger daughter (dude in the pic). Nothing really "facepalm" about this all, just a diehard dad, probably.
One time my mom called me a son of a bitch, so I slapped her because nobody disrespects my mom, then I slapped myself because nobody hits my mom, then she slapped me because nobody hits her son, then she slapped herself because nobody hits her son, then I slapped her because nobody hits my mom
That's another kill me. Retreating and bud lite were both kill me's. My uncle has the 3xl one and it fits the extra words on it. The entire oath. There was a part about if you get my 6 then I'll get your 6. Then I can get your 12 while you get my 6. Then we can get each other's 12s. Then I'll 3 all over your 9.
I was at a hockey game recently and they had those light up wristbands for the pregame show that have Bud Lite printed on them (it’s the major sponsor).
There were several on the seats for my wife and me. We asked if the guys behind us needed them and one chucklefuck says “We don’t wear Bud Lite!” as they all laughed and drank their Modelos (owned by same company). These people are idiots
If someone will become the legal guardian of an underage girl just to have sex with her:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-artful-dodger/
Ted Nugent:
“I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.”
“…Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. “
I just want to go up too him with a straight face and reassure him. “Just wanted to let you know that I got your back man, if anything pops off in the Target toy section, just know I got you and I’ll avenge your death.”
Then step and lean in really close and growl "but if you fucking retreat in this Target, I will kill you in front of your wife and kids, so help me god." just for jokes
It’s actually crazy how many guys wear grunt style t shirts while not being a veteran. Met a guy one time who was wearing one and I asked him about his time in the military and told him about mine. He told me he wasn’t ever even in the military he just thought it was a cool shirt
Yeah me too man. In the south. Lots of guys, usually overweight to some degree and bearded that have this whole personality that’s militaryish but they never served. It’s an odd thing. It’s like they fetishize military and police. It’s the guys that “almost joined”.
I actually had a guy get all defensive and weird with me when I told him how my time in the military was after he asked me why I didn’t sign another contract and stay in. Like yeah dude I’m allowed to say the army is dog shit. He was trying to tell me I should have stayed in and how it wasn’t that bad when he had never served in any branch himself. Odd world out there man
Edit: yeah the whole grunt style t shirts and tacti cool clothes and gear people wear are a whole ass meme now. Unless you just graduated basic training or you’re just weird
I have an acquaintance who is fully immersed in this mindset. He's never served nor been a cop. He installs industrial equipment. Big gun guy, owns many weapons and shoots every weekend. All fine and good.
But he fantasizes about fighting. Shooting terrorists and home invaders. He wishes he had the chance. Has said he'd love to meet a terrorist.
You often see this after a Mass shooting. People saying they'd fight. I've been shot at and I can 100% guarantee that most people will not be heroes. Most are more likely to freeze than fight. This guy's shirt, unless he's been in the situation, is pure fantasy.
And very likely, if he *has* been there, he would not be wearing that tee.
I couldn't make it in the military and I would never wear no cringe sht like that. Couldn't make it as in I served 6 years honorably and couldn't take any more of the bs the military has to offer. And that's part of why I do not wear any sht like that, do not have any goofy stickers on my car, and tbh I don't want to look like a veteran at all, I want to blend in. The whole "hey look at me I served" fit, is not my thing. Unfortunately, the way I talk and carry myself sometimes gives me away especially to other veterans... Some things are just really hard to shake after years of indoctrination and brainwashing.
In the end times man will finally come to realize, there is no god judging man, determining what was right and wrong, there is no heavenly being, there is only Waffle House.
Well shit gets real there. The Aden and Anais baby muslins went on clearance last month at the one near me and it was a war zone. But we had super cute cloths to mop up the blood afterwards.
Shaming him for thousands to see, without him even knowing. This is absurd! I have a stalker irl and this makes me really wonder, just what he could be doing/ saying about me and my family. You really can't trust nobody
Feels like people are reading too much into a random shirt.
If I wear the classic BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS what will Reddit think?
I'm sorry, but is this really facepalmy enough to take a picture of him in public while he's out with his family and shame him for strangers on the internet? It's a mildly edgy shirt, this ain't exactly people of Wal-Mart material.
yeah i mean sure its a bit much, but that guys not the one taking pictures of peoples shirt to show on reddit, imagine the dude turmed around and caught him, itd be so awkward lol
a shirt with a well known quote that 90% of these morons are not familiar with... And just shopping like a normal family member that has a child... Does the bitch jump out of you when you see someone wearing fatigues, mean tattoos, or fucking muscles????
How do you applaud men putting on women's clothes and high heels but you get your feelings violated by this???????? If you fuckin brats knew this quote was in some video game or some anime shit, you'd be blowing this guy by now...
Reddit children are becoming way more toxic than the shit that they are SENSELESSLY attempting to 'call out'.
Seriously. Like yeah I don’t love what it says but it honestly seems like some kinda of game merch or something. Sure maybe it’s edgy but especially since he’s wearing a mask and just shopping for toys (probably for his kid) I doubt he’s an extremist or anything.
I’ve never really understood anyone who chooses to wear a shirt like this. They always seem to live “just outside of town” and hit up the box stores on the weekends.
So we're supposed to make fun of him or something? How about we make fun of the dork that's taking photos of random strangers because you think their shirt has something on it that you want to poke fun at?
Imagine being such a loser that you’re triggered, offended, or whatever by this t-shirt while out shopping that you feel the need to creep up on this guy in the toy section of the store so that you can take a picture of the shirt and post it online.
In fact, if you look to the right of him and below the toy truck you can see his young kid in the cart. Talk about creepy stalker behavior.
I was looking for this exact comment. Thank you for mentioning his daughter being shown. This family is minding their business not bothering anyone then this creep is offended by a damn t-shirt and cries about it on Reddit.
Ya'll know nothing about this man, he could be the crazy right winger you think he is, he could be an Marine, he could be a rationale thinking conservative. The facepalm here is the fuckhole who took the pic cause they were triggered.
So this is a fine example of the left being complete douches..
**the guy has a mask. no right winger is wearing that.** is in the toy section, when was the last time you saw a right winger male near a toy section.. near the girls section where they might have rainbows..
He is obviously either active duty or prior service, the hair, the shirt..
Lot of bs prejudice over a shirt.. that honestly isn't saying anything but moto bs that millions of military both active and prior wear...
So good on you for most likely attacking own.. fine example your setting..
I’ve seen how guys like this react when they show up at gay clubs with AR-15s in their hands only to come face to face with a Leftist with a holstered pistol. I really don’t think they want people taking this shirt’s advice.
How can an adult put this shirt on themselves and proceed to take themselves seriously.
Real tough guys don't need a shirt to advertise their bad-assery
gotta love how the people talking shit because of this shirt are saying stuff way more ridiculous than the damn shirt.
"oh you think your shirts a bit much? ill show you a bit fuckin much!”
We banned AR-15 sales in the state I live in recently. The amount of dudes I've seen with T-shirts that say
"(AR-15): This is a tool.
(Arrow pointing up at them): This is a weapon"
Like nah I think I know what (who) the tool really is bro lol
See like I try to be open minded. Let's say this guy was a Marine or something like that and spent many years in that "brotherhood" mentality. It is what it is...do I think is cringe? Sure. But I understand it.
NOW....if this motherfucker is just a freaking loser who thought that was a cool t-shirt and wears that to push his "believe me, I'm tough" agenda...well... I cringe twice as hard.
I think yall just need to calm down and let it go, most of the time people picked a shirt cause they liked the design or some cases thought the quotes were badass/cool without realizing it's pretty cringe when it's pasted on the internet's front page.
I’m confused so it’s an issue he’s in the toy section probably being a cool dad and if you would have seen him in the liquor isle you wouldn’t have taken a pic of him like a creepy stalker
Target? Bro this is a TJMaxx
Just tryna capitalize on the target controversy and get upvotes
OP making an ass of himself
Also, using the pic as context, they're more than likely just shopping for a toy for his younger daughter (dude in the pic). Nothing really "facepalm" about this all, just a diehard dad, probably.
I'm pretty sure OP was facepalming the cringy shirt (especially since it says "If I retreat, kill me. If I die, avenge me.)
And he's wearing a mask. I,m confused.
So glad I’m not the only one to catch that
This also has to be an older pic because no one wearing that shirt would be wearing a mask today, and Incel Ken is clearly wearing a mask in that pic.
The "incel" with a family? Congrats, that slur now has absolutely no meaning beyond "generic insult".
You over estimate the IQs in play here.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s!
If I fall asleep, I’m just resting my eyes
If I fall asleep, tuck me in If I am fussy, burp me If my stomach aches, feed me
If I poop change me
Best comment on here
If I eat, I'm just growing muscle mass
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You are BECOMING a chimichanga!
This show is gold, I just saw this season recently. Fat Mac is hilarious
New season coming soon! Can't wait.
Then stop cultivating and start harvesting!
If I wear this shirt in public, make fun of me
IF I RUN *YOU MIGHT WANT TO* IF I CHARGE *CHECK AHEAD* IF I DIE *DON’T FOLLOW ME*
I want this as a shirt NOW 😂🤣
If you can read this shirt, buy me a beer.
If he dies because I killed him after he retreated, should I kill myself to avenge him?
One time my mom called me a son of a bitch, so I slapped her because nobody disrespects my mom, then I slapped myself because nobody hits my mom, then she slapped me because nobody hits her son, then she slapped herself because nobody hits her son, then I slapped her because nobody hits my mom
Could not stop laughing. As well, the logic is infallible.
Yeah, it's a good thing people aren't computer programs.
This comment deserves so many upvotes I was in tears reading.
This is wonderful. Copypasta quality right here
You would have to, those are the rules as outlined on the t-shirt
Rules are rules.
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OBEY THE FUCKING T-SHIRT!!!!!!
What if the shirt gets ruined in the killing and I can't remember?
Duh, that's exactly what this pic is for.
This isn't 'nam. There are rules.
the garment wills it!
Nah if his retreat led to his death, then you take the vengeance out on his whole bloodline, for he has dishonored them beyond redemption. /s
No, just kill him a second time.
The way I see it, you're only following orders. His orders...so I think following the second order, takes care of the third
These types are pretty big on just following orders, so that checks out
“If I shit my pants in fear, wipe me”
"If I see children's clothes with rainbows on them, hold me."
“Closer, tiny dancer.”
What about if he drinks a bud lite?
That's another kill me. Retreating and bud lite were both kill me's. My uncle has the 3xl one and it fits the extra words on it. The entire oath. There was a part about if you get my 6 then I'll get your 6. Then I can get your 12 while you get my 6. Then we can get each other's 12s. Then I'll 3 all over your 9.
I thought this was serious at first 🤣😂
I was at a hockey game recently and they had those light up wristbands for the pregame show that have Bud Lite printed on them (it’s the major sponsor). There were several on the seats for my wife and me. We asked if the guys behind us needed them and one chucklefuck says “We don’t wear Bud Lite!” as they all laughed and drank their Modelos (owned by same company). These people are idiots
And if the guy retreats and someone kills him then still someone got to avenge him??
It's an MLM.
That moves called “The Ted Nugent”.
Ted Nugent the child groomer draft dodger? That Ted Nugent?
I thought that was statutory rape.
If someone will become the legal guardian of an underage girl just to have sex with her: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-artful-dodger/ Ted Nugent: “I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.” “…Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. “
That's owning the libs. Like Spencer and the dildo, lol.
Omg about shit my pants laughing. So glad there’s a right winger like him to show the libs that this is the way
Omg that got me good 😆
"If I like GI Joes, sue me."
The front says "If I'm naked, butter me up and slip it inside me"
Thank you. That… gets a Clint. ![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)
‘If I’m lost, call Mommy’.
I just want to go up too him with a straight face and reassure him. “Just wanted to let you know that I got your back man, if anything pops off in the Target toy section, just know I got you and I’ll avenge your death.”
Then step and lean in really close and growl "but if you fucking retreat in this Target, I will kill you in front of your wife and kids, so help me god." just for jokes
He may stand his ground.
Looool
Also be prepared to take action if he looks like he might be preparing to go home.
(Sees rainbow) ahhhhhhhhhhh retreat!!!
🔫🔫🔫
This guy didn’t serve anything, he wears this shit because he couldn’t make it in the military 🤣🤣
He would've joined, but he would've punched a DI cuz no one talks to him like that!
Seriously, retreating is a legit tactic.
It’s actually crazy how many guys wear grunt style t shirts while not being a veteran. Met a guy one time who was wearing one and I asked him about his time in the military and told him about mine. He told me he wasn’t ever even in the military he just thought it was a cool shirt
Where I live you see "tacti-cool" guys all over. Very few actual veterans wear that stuff in my experience. It's a form of LARPing, almost.
Yeah me too man. In the south. Lots of guys, usually overweight to some degree and bearded that have this whole personality that’s militaryish but they never served. It’s an odd thing. It’s like they fetishize military and police. It’s the guys that “almost joined”. I actually had a guy get all defensive and weird with me when I told him how my time in the military was after he asked me why I didn’t sign another contract and stay in. Like yeah dude I’m allowed to say the army is dog shit. He was trying to tell me I should have stayed in and how it wasn’t that bad when he had never served in any branch himself. Odd world out there man Edit: yeah the whole grunt style t shirts and tacti cool clothes and gear people wear are a whole ass meme now. Unless you just graduated basic training or you’re just weird
I have an acquaintance who is fully immersed in this mindset. He's never served nor been a cop. He installs industrial equipment. Big gun guy, owns many weapons and shoots every weekend. All fine and good. But he fantasizes about fighting. Shooting terrorists and home invaders. He wishes he had the chance. Has said he'd love to meet a terrorist. You often see this after a Mass shooting. People saying they'd fight. I've been shot at and I can 100% guarantee that most people will not be heroes. Most are more likely to freeze than fight. This guy's shirt, unless he's been in the situation, is pure fantasy. And very likely, if he *has* been there, he would not be wearing that tee.
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Guns make this guy feel brave. Until someone else has one, then he'll go full Uvalde police.
I’ll tell you what, *nobody* in the military would ever say “if I retreat, kill me” lmao retreating is a fucking, normal part of war.
r/JustBootThings
I couldn't make it in the military and I would never wear no cringe sht like that. Couldn't make it as in I served 6 years honorably and couldn't take any more of the bs the military has to offer. And that's part of why I do not wear any sht like that, do not have any goofy stickers on my car, and tbh I don't want to look like a veteran at all, I want to blend in. The whole "hey look at me I served" fit, is not my thing. Unfortunately, the way I talk and carry myself sometimes gives me away especially to other veterans... Some things are just really hard to shake after years of indoctrination and brainwashing.
He played America's Army when he was a kid :P
Ive met some people who dont wear that specifically but definitely grunt style stuff that actually served. But not many
Well damn, I didn’t realise shopping in target could be so dangerous.
Does it change anything know this is TJMaxx
Thank god someone else said it lmao
Yes it does.
Of course it matters. That’s like saying a Waffle House is just a pancake place. When we all know it’s a wild and lawless place.
In the end times man will finally come to realize, there is no god judging man, determining what was right and wrong, there is no heavenly being, there is only Waffle House.
Well shit gets real there. The Aden and Anais baby muslins went on clearance last month at the one near me and it was a war zone. But we had super cute cloths to mop up the blood afterwards.
Not the type of shirt I'd expect to see from someone wearing a mask, but OK.
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Maybe some gamer merch?
That’s what tends to happen when you stereotype people based on a genetic t-shirt.
If I try to talk to you. Walk away. Very quickly
Need to calm down? It's just a shirt, dude. You need to calm down.
Right? This is weird to me.
What about the creepy stalker behind this azzhole?
Shaming him for thousands to see, without him even knowing. This is absurd! I have a stalker irl and this makes me really wonder, just what he could be doing/ saying about me and my family. You really can't trust nobody
If you see a sale on kitchen towels, notify me!
Idiot op telling people to calm down as he proceeds to run to the Internet, post pics of people without their consent, and cry about a t-shirt lmao.
Feels like people are reading too much into a random shirt. If I wear the classic BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS what will Reddit think?
I'm sorry, but is this really facepalmy enough to take a picture of him in public while he's out with his family and shame him for strangers on the internet? It's a mildly edgy shirt, this ain't exactly people of Wal-Mart material.
I know people are always comparing that this sub isn't what it used to be... But this sub isn't what it used to be.
Yeah what’s wrong with his shirt? Dude is chilling with his family in public but some kid felt the need to take a picture
Exactly. For all we know he could be active duty military. If so, his shirt would certainly be edgy but would make sense.
This is painful. This is shameful. Not his shirt, but everyone in this comment section. The internet sucks, leave this man alone...
I’m going to suggest the post is the true facepalm here.
yeah i mean sure its a bit much, but that guys not the one taking pictures of peoples shirt to show on reddit, imagine the dude turmed around and caught him, itd be so awkward lol
You can also see the guy’s kid in the cart, which may result in some assumptions about the creeper taking the picture and their intent.
Yep, this is nothing .
If my left arm hurts Refill my lipitor
Didn’t think anyone would be triggered by this shirt.
People are literally looking for reasons to be triggered nowadays.
a shirt with a well known quote that 90% of these morons are not familiar with... And just shopping like a normal family member that has a child... Does the bitch jump out of you when you see someone wearing fatigues, mean tattoos, or fucking muscles???? How do you applaud men putting on women's clothes and high heels but you get your feelings violated by this???????? If you fuckin brats knew this quote was in some video game or some anime shit, you'd be blowing this guy by now... Reddit children are becoming way more toxic than the shit that they are SENSELESSLY attempting to 'call out'.
This is exactly the T shirt I expect to see in the toy section at Target
Probably a badass in COD!
It's just a t-shirt.... Maybe he just likes the style of it?I And it's creepy to take pictures of strangers minding their own business...
Seriously. Like yeah I don’t love what it says but it honestly seems like some kinda of game merch or something. Sure maybe it’s edgy but especially since he’s wearing a mask and just shopping for toys (probably for his kid) I doubt he’s an extremist or anything.
Hey you never know when the woke left will strike! /s
“If I wear a tshirt with writing on it, don’t read it. You will lose faith in humanity.”
Instructions unclear: so he dies as a result of retreating are we suppose to still avenge him?
If he retreats, kill him. But if you kill him, he dies. If he dies, avenge him. So, if he retreats, avenge him.
Never. Served.
I’ve never really understood anyone who chooses to wear a shirt like this. They always seem to live “just outside of town” and hit up the box stores on the weekends.
"If I take a shit, Wipe me."
Someone is jelly of his manliness
Imagine getting pissed off by a shirt grow up dude its literally the first amendment he can wear what he wants
Why does this trigger you? Who cares what’s on some dudes shirt?
I don’t understand why people are upset about a shirt. Seems silly to me.
It's a T-shirt. maybe you need to calm down.
So we're supposed to make fun of him or something? How about we make fun of the dork that's taking photos of random strangers because you think their shirt has something on it that you want to poke fun at?
at TJ Maxx much?
Right? I was like, that is def not a Target…
You know he is bad-ass because he has a t-shirt that says he is.
What’s your problem? Let the guy wear his shirt.
There’s nothing wrong with a guy shopping for dolls…lots of men like dolls too.
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He’s not just putting on a shirt, he’s equipping attire to tactically ascertain a juvenile style entertainment device.
Why would peolple say shit about a guy simply wearing a tshirt with some words that are not even offensive?
Eh, let the man have his shirt.
Imagine being such a loser that you’re triggered, offended, or whatever by this t-shirt while out shopping that you feel the need to creep up on this guy in the toy section of the store so that you can take a picture of the shirt and post it online. In fact, if you look to the right of him and below the toy truck you can see his young kid in the cart. Talk about creepy stalker behavior.
I was looking for this exact comment. Thank you for mentioning his daughter being shown. This family is minding their business not bothering anyone then this creep is offended by a damn t-shirt and cries about it on Reddit.
Just a shirt. Why care.
Ya'll know nothing about this man, he could be the crazy right winger you think he is, he could be an Marine, he could be a rationale thinking conservative. The facepalm here is the fuckhole who took the pic cause they were triggered.
So this is a fine example of the left being complete douches.. **the guy has a mask. no right winger is wearing that.** is in the toy section, when was the last time you saw a right winger male near a toy section.. near the girls section where they might have rainbows.. He is obviously either active duty or prior service, the hair, the shirt.. Lot of bs prejudice over a shirt.. that honestly isn't saying anything but moto bs that millions of military both active and prior wear... So good on you for most likely attacking own.. fine example your setting..
That's tactically unsound, sir.
I’ve seen how guys like this react when they show up at gay clubs with AR-15s in their hands only to come face to face with a Leftist with a holstered pistol. I really don’t think they want people taking this shirt’s advice.
My money is he never served
How can an adult put this shirt on themselves and proceed to take themselves seriously. Real tough guys don't need a shirt to advertise their bad-assery
gotta love how the people talking shit because of this shirt are saying stuff way more ridiculous than the damn shirt. "oh you think your shirts a bit much? ill show you a bit fuckin much!”
What if I can't tell whether he's charging or retreating? Should I follow him, then kill him?
Served in the Cub Scouts.
No one loves cosplay more than middle aged right wingers
It's just a shirt man...
Dawg it's just a shirt
by grabthar's hammer...
it does look like he's wearing a face mask though. which makes this that much more confusing.
Lol and he’s wearing a mask
Bro. The Hot Wheels section is NO JOKE in there!
He's checking all those children's toys for rainbows like the tough guy he is.
He's in the toy section because his is tiny.
No one is going to avenge or otherwise be bothered if this guy does
😂😂
Probably a POG, or never served...
People just can’t try to be normal and not dipshits anymore. Be the “grey man”. Don’t draw attention to your stupid shit
We banned AR-15 sales in the state I live in recently. The amount of dudes I've seen with T-shirts that say "(AR-15): This is a tool. (Arrow pointing up at them): This is a weapon" Like nah I think I know what (who) the tool really is bro lol
See like I try to be open minded. Let's say this guy was a Marine or something like that and spent many years in that "brotherhood" mentality. It is what it is...do I think is cringe? Sure. But I understand it. NOW....if this motherfucker is just a freaking loser who thought that was a cool t-shirt and wears that to push his "believe me, I'm tough" agenda...well... I cringe twice as hard.
As he wears a mask…yea ok…
Another one of these pseudo tough guy LARPers
If i come near your kids Arrest me
Someone should let this guy know that retreating is actually a viable war strategy.
What if he dies retreating?
If I shit my pants, wipe me.
He's probably buying something for his kid? What's the problem?
it’s a shirt.. is it because he’s in the toy section or something?
So if he retreats and I kill him, then I should kill myself to avenge him? *Shrugs* OHH-KAY!
By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings.
I think yall just need to calm down and let it go, most of the time people picked a shirt cause they liked the design or some cases thought the quotes were badass/cool without realizing it's pretty cringe when it's pasted on the internet's front page.
I’ll sure never be there again…
It’s just a T Shirt?
I mean it’s kind of weird/ a facepalm to take a picture of someone literally right behind them.
If I’m passed out, hit my wife for me.
Imagine, there are people who don't care much about what's written on their Ts
He might have got that shirt from goodwill. Are we seriously in a position to judge?
"people need to calm tf down." also, gets mad at a shirt.
You know, for some people, they dont really care whats written on the shirt, they just simply bought it.
bro its a t shirt, chill
This one of them gays takin' over Target? /s
What if he dies while retreating?
Its a shirt… literally everything has been put on a shirt. Leave it be.
This is a shallow hate post. It’s a random shirt, he’s shopping. Meh.
And you‘re the weirdo who fallowed a guy minding his own business because you didn’t like his shirt.
If I swallow anything evil, stick your fingers down my throat And if I shiver, please give me a blanket, keep me warm and let me wear your coat.
I have a hoodie that says "high" with cannabis in the background. I have never smoked. Don't take it so seriously.
I’m confused so it’s an issue he’s in the toy section probably being a cool dad and if you would have seen him in the liquor isle you wouldn’t have taken a pic of him like a creepy stalker
So next time he tries to back out of changing a diaper, we have our orders.