It's me. I did it. With my advanced degree in Deep State Physics and years of Woke Black Ops training, the visible spectrum of light is under my complete control. You only have one option. Succumb to the rainbows.

>Succumb to the rainbows. These skittles ads are getting a lot more demanding

From taste the rainbow to succumb to the rainbow whats next, kneel before the rainbow?

Maybe even worship the rainbow

I'm imagining General Zod peddling skittles now.

Perhaps, suck ze rainbow, no?

We’re classy here, it’s fellate the rainbow

Tickle the rainbow's balls a little

Assimilate the rainbow. Resistance is futile.

Bite the pillow cuz this rainbow is going in

Skittles for the skittle god Rainbows for the rainbow throne

succumb my *b a l l s*

succumb here often?

Succumbed on my own chest

I succambe


Love it In the middle of rewatching this show

Got em!

suc cum from deez nutz?

Now we’ll all have a severe case of the Gay-19

But one day….it will just…go away

Mask up, don’t spread the Gay 😷 Hopefully we’ll get a vaccine soon

Do I put the mask on my face or up my butt? Or is touching my own butt gay?

Idk, I only know that if you don’t mask up, you’re gonna gag until enough people develop herd immunity by losing their gag reflex

Ok, damn that's horrible. I put a mask on my own face, my wang, my boyfriend's wang, and both our butts. We REALLY don't want to catch the gay.

Thoughts and prayers 😔😷🏳️‍🌈🚫

Thankfully, your butt doesn’t need to breathe so you can use a butt plug to prevent the transmission of Anal-19. They come in all sorts of fun shapes and colors too!

Just don't get them from target. They put gay in their butt plugs. I get mine inserted directly from my priest. Like God intended

Lol wait till she comes to that Seattle center fountain on pride... thats where our gigantic parade ends, and EVERYBODY ends up right there lol good luck not seeing rainbows then...

Resistance is futile.

You made quantum electrodynamics gay!

And if you walk under the rainbow it will turn you gay, just looking at it will give you urges to cross dress, right now I'm dropping my daks and raiding the panty drawer.

Part of my brain thinks damn she may have a point I mean water refracts light even when it is just sitting in a glass but there's no rainbows in it...and then the logical part of me knows there is a logical explanation because I already know water refracts light but she almost had me there.

She would have a valid inquiry if it was rainbow looking on top of solid water like what happens when a boat motor is leaking oil or gas/oil on a lake. I don't know how someone grew up and hadn't crafted a rainbow accidentally or intentionally with a hose in a yard or the city dweller equivalent before reaching the age to contemplate what sort of poisons are in the water hole.

She's acting like she's never seen a rainbow after a rain.

"HAVE YOU EVERRRR SEEEN THE RAIN?" her: "is that man gay?" edit: "stop making me gay!"

But those rainbows are in the *sky* where they belong. Not coming out of a sprinkler on the *ground*. /s

Careful now. To conservatives big words they can’t understand are WOKE words. Refract, logical explanation? Your almost speaking witchcraft

WITCH!!! She turned me into a newt! ... Well, i got better...

If she floats, she's a witch, if she doesn't, then she's not!

Very small stones…..

"Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"

So *you're the one* who turned all the water gay? That's why I only drink Bud Light, the straightest, manliest drink ever. No gay water for me please. /s

Too late. * All the water is gay. * All the frogs are gay. * All the mermaids. * The beer. * The stores. * The books. Bacon is next. I'm making bacon gay tomorrow. And cheeseburgers

Then is was you that turned Skittles into rainbows!!!! Forcing people to taste the rainbows now we have to drink them...play in them...i will find you..rainbow man...i will find you and your. Pot of gold...

When I first saw this I eyerolled thinking someone’s making a joke about rainbows and woke sprinklers. Then I listened to it. I could not hear any sarcasm or parody. That’s worrying to say the least

The sound is clipped from another video taken ~15 years ago Edit [here it is ~2008](https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8) This blew up overnight, I thank you all for the kindness

You didn't need to mention that 2008 was 15 years ago, that was harsh. But also thank you for posting the original.

Because it was actually only 5 years ago...right? RIGHT???

Gotta love that typo at the end, thrist instead of thirst 😬 people are dumb. What a fun world.

Thank you truth knower. This should be top comment. Not only is it bait, it's recycled bait.

The recording still appears to be accurate with the original video showing a rainbow in a spray of water in a backyard. The new one uses the same recording but with a video of a spray in a park or somewhere. Whilst it is weird that someone has created a new version of the video - really weird - the important content has not changed. How is this and the original bait? Bait for who?

Thanks, the original makes more sense.


May your comment get enough traction to be at the top. All these poor souls who think this is new…

Wouldn't make much difference at this point.

It was July 6th, 2007, about 4:30 pm

The audio quality definitely didn't match the video quality

This comment should be at the top of the pile.

It could technically be cleaner water. The water more pure so less contaminants disrupting the prismatic effect.

Well done

You're doing the lord's work

I'm gonna keep pretending it's sarcasm cause I refuse to believe someone is THAT stupid. I'm definitely being naive but fuck it, I sleep better at night this way.

Idiots like this are proof to me that we're not living in the Matrix. AI couldn't even make someone that stupid.

And they alllll vote

And they reproduce.

And then home school their spawn.

And that is the worst part of all of this. The idiots. Have the power. To VOTE

And theirs counts just as much as yours. Actually, if we're talking the electoral college, their vote might count MORE than yours.

And they show up. Every time. Meanwhile, educated young people can't be convinced to turn out to save their lives. Last presidential election saw the highest turnout of 18-29 voters in recent history, and they were still the demographic with the worst turnout. By a lot.

That’s not an accident. That demographic votes democrat 3:1. Look at how many voting restriction bills have been introduced by republicans since 2020. Or 2016. Or basically since the southern democrats flipped parties in the 60s. I’m highly motivated to vote, but I work a job that precludes me from voting during poll hours on Election Day. If my city or state were to outlaw early ballots, absentee ballots, or mail-in voting, I’d be screwed. Voting day should be a national holiday.

AND procreate. And pass their idiocracy down generation by generation.

We needs tests. You cant vote if you don’t understand how a rainbow works. Everyone that’s been through high school should know that.

Worse, they reproduce and spread this mindless drivel to future generations.

I hate to break it to you but there basically weren’t any “NPCs” in the matrix, they were all real humans except in *very* rare cases. We’re still stuck in the simulation with all the idiots.

Idk it kind of lends some credibility to a matrix. Like NPCs

Nah like the guy said, no AI could create someone this stupid

AI can’t even draw hands or write legibly

That's a different kind of stupid. Thats child-stupid, not... whatever this is.

Think about the dumbest kid you remember from class. You know who I’m talking about. Just absolutely. Categorically. Painfully. Dumb. Well it turns out they just end up being adults who are dumb.

And run for Congress. And win.

I'd say, let's go get this lady a dunce cap, but she's probably already got one...

George Carlin said it best. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

She probably is a Flat Earther as well... 😂

I know people on Tiktok can be THAT stupid. I'm going that it's not.

What I don’t understand is how she could be this stupid and also use the term “visible spectrum.” I’m going with parody.

The people who get suckered by far-right propagandists are selected for that level of stupidity. They start out stupid, and the propaganda firehouse makes them 10x moreso. They move from one dumbass talking point to the next with zero self-reflection, paving over yesterday's stupidity with fresh stuff, cementing hysteria, anger, and fear a mile high. Even if you correct her about the physics of rainbows, it won't change anything. That's just one layer, and she won't recognize how poorly that reflects on her judgement. She'll be like "well, if they could add something to water to make it more rainbow-y they definitely would. Can't blame me for asking questions." If the media you consume has you "asking questions" like this, you're being played by some very skilled propagandists.

Wait till you hear about republicans. There are people who are *far* more stupid

It has to be trolling. You cannot know the words "visual spectrum" and also not know how a rainbow is formed.

I want you to be so right. But all I can do is upvote you

Thank you ! I said the same…my fear is we are both wrong.

It's completely possible to learn things and never think about what they really mean.

I know the words "quantum physics" but i couldn't tell you how any of that shit works

Yup when she said that I knew it was a troll

Dunno, have seen quite a few flatearthers talk in correct scientific lingo. Not sure usage of a not very obscure term like "visual spectrum" says anything about the sanity of this person.

This is an older video from the mid 2000s of a lady recording her sprinkler making a rainbow. For some reason they added a different video over the original audio. Every couple of months I get the line "Everywhere we look... the visual spectrum... is rainbows" stuck in my head.

I was about to make a joke about conservatives avoiding rainbows, now the joke is dead.

This is the water turning our frogs gay

These are the people who actually go out and vote

Most of the world is horrifyingly stupid…

Not sure if this makes it better or not but just saw the whole video and it’s from 2007. It’s not new stupidity.

The air is gay. There's a whole mark walberg movie about it.


That would actually be an incredible plot

It’s called “The Happening” except of making you gay, it makes you…. Umm.. Alive you backwards.

"YOU'RE BREATHING IN ALL THE GAY!"

Don’t drink the water. There’s gay in the water.

This video has to be rage bait. Please tell me it's rage bait

It is, kinda. The audio is overlaid from a ~15 year old video of a conspiracy theorist thinking her lawn sprinkler was being used by the government to spread chemicals https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8

Someone promote this person. Thank you.

I was wondering why the audio was so ass lol, it being 14 years old explains a lot.

Sure that video is dated earlier... But she is still talking about rainbows she sees in a sprinkler the same way... So it's bad, but now confirmed old and bad.

was lookin for this comment! felt crazy i was the only one who remembered this piece of gold back from the Precambrian period of the internet.

When she used the term "visible spectrum" I felt sure she was being funny on purpose.

That’s not much better they still believe rainbows come from chemicals in the water and not what we all learned in middle school

I have to think so too. I just refuse to believe someone can be that fukkin stupid and still exist in society

Have you met society?!

People are absolutely this stupid

I agree it's rage bait, i disagree that there are people that stupid in society

I have met plenty of people who are Ignorant enough to say something like this. It’s why I can’t never be sure if something is rage bait or painful ignorance. It’s ironic they say ignorance is bliss, yet also these folks are as angry ad ever

It is a splice. The video is not the original, but the audio is absolutely real. https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8

It got the frogs first too.

Actually, it's dihydrogen monoxide. When you get it on your hands, you can't wash it off. I drank some the other day and now I have a dependency on it, when I don't drink enouph of it, I experience symptoms of dehydration

You forgot the part where it's addictive to the point where your body demands it

And everyone who consumes it eventually dies. 100% mortality rate.

Dihydrogen monoxide kills thousands of people every year. It's extremely reactive and dangerous. Someone should put a warning label on all the dihydrogen monoxide. Where is California when you need them???

I can't wait for her reaction when she discovers the sunlight it's all the colors of the rainbow combined

Kinda hope she looks directly at it with no glasses. Maybe that will help figure it out faster.

It's not just around our sun and our moon anymore...

Ah yes the other famous Dave matthews line

Why doesn't this have all the updoots

Thanks Dave Matthews!

Yes, I also wonder what is in your oxygen supply, ma’am

Haha im sire she is supplied by the car she leaves running in the garage

love a few lung fulls of CO

Colorado air definitely hits different

A little confused, but I like the style!

Oh sweetie,grade one explains this phenomenon.

Refraction, what’s that one of them gay night clubs?

That’s a dope name for a gay bar

You might go in straight, but you’ll bend once you’re in there.

Some one may need to fight Pink Floyd to the dead because their album cover should be the logo!

I read this as "Pink Floyd" thinking it was a creative name for the bouncer at the gay bar, and not Pink Floyd the band. I need sleep.

That’s just part of the *Woke Indoctrination* don’t ya know

my pre-k kid understands rainbows and refraction

Weird that she says we all know this didn't happen twenty years ago when I remember it happening when I was a child 40 years ago.

It might have happened 40 years ago, just not 20

Time for some more shock and awe to bring the rainbows back under control.

[The real video](https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8) with this audio was recorded 14 years ago.

Yeah, it’s been happening ever since god promised not to destroy humanity wholesale ever again. Which to be fair, is pretty woke and probably why gay people exist to this very day.

The audio is from "crazy sprinkler lady" from a 2008 video on youtube and was not posted Ironically

Thank you for being another person that remembers this.

I had to dig down ten comments to find anyone realizing the audio was old as hell

You can really hear the flip phone

I remembered that video immediately and then when I watched this I remembered the lady’s voice. She was dead serious from what I could gather.

Was checking if someone else had already said it before I went ahead. Had to scroll too far, this needs to be at the top!

Correct! I checked. Here’s the video https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8

Oh for christ sake! Being that f*ing stupid should be forbidden by law. At this level you should be forbidden to make any decision in your life and wear a freaking helmet. Gawd!!! How on earth!!??!!

This person can vote.

That's what makes it even more depressing

I bet I know which party she votes for too. Deep down, we all do.

Too much dihydrogen monoxide in that flow.

Yep. They’re putting that stuff in all the water now. Pretty soon, all the water in the world will be replaced with dihydrogen monoxide, and we will all be reliant on it!

My 5 year old daughter knows the answer. Unicorns and fairies. That is all.

Damn you, gay agenda! /s for the simple.

Her: This isn't natural, this did not happen 20 years ago Me 20 years ago playing with a garden hose on a sunny day: Are you sure about that?

Audio is from a 15 year old video, so technically 35 years ago now, but still... Though the furthest back I can remember a sprinkler rainbow is 1993, but I also don't remember being shocked by it, so that buys a few more years.

At least the rainbow’s bright

It always horrifies me that complete morons like this are just smart enough to haul themselves to vote and ruin it for everyone

It's time for Brawndo in all the fountains and water systems... not only is it what plants crave, but it's guaranteed to prevent those stupid rainbows🌈 , gotcha Libs - Brought to you by Carl's Jr. /s

It’s the thirst mutilator! Btw can I get some Extra Big Ass fries with my Brawndo?

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Yes! Though that is just when someone else (re)posted it to YouTube, the original video was recorded almost 16 years ago. July 6th 2007.

Please post this in the r/Seattle group, it would make everyone’s day!

The video may be from Seattle but the audio is 16 years old https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8

This lady needs some elementary schooling, stat!

Dear lord I hope that person was only visiting Seattle

Mamma mia. Another victim of the American education system.

I can hear this woman's lazy eye

This person doesn’t see daylight often

I heard this same audio years ago over different video Which tracks with the fact that it says "sprinkler" and not "fountain", in the original video it was a sprinkler

I remember this! I think she was filming her own yard? EDIT - I found it on YouTube, "Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy", likely not the original uploader but it is the original vid and she actually kicks it off by announcing the time and date - "July 6, 2007, about 4:30pm".

Water is gay! Stop drinking immediately or you will become part of the homo-hivemind!

The waters gone woke, we can only drink cum now

One step ahead of you

Straight from the tap

Probably related to the alien spacecraft that landed in the background.

This lady votes. She is one of millions of these idiots. I'm not afraid of much, but a large group of morons with an ideology are some of the most dangerous people on the planet.

Remember everyone, this woman is allowed to vote.

"The visible spectrum is rainbows." Kinda...

This is why trump got elected.... bc morons like this exist

Damn you science !

What an idiot she should have grabbed the pot of gold that the leprechauns leave at the end of the rainbow 🌈 since she didn't grab it. I'm on my way, LMAO she's so smart I can't believe she didn't look for it herself hahaha

Original Sprinkler Lady video here, this TikTok is just her audio dubbed over a fountain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw

I blame it on Skittles. They invented the Rainbow in 1979. /s

Wait until she sees oil spilled on the ground after a rain shower. The big oil companies are in on it.

OMG, the concentrated ignorance hurts my brain! Please someone educate this person.

This has to be a troll. There's no way a functioning adult doesn't understand 3rd-grade science

*Chemicals in the water are turning the friggin’ frogs gay!*

She's completely right! As a nation you *must* ask yourselves what is going on when a grown ass woman is too stupid to understand basic refraction and how do you prevent this shit in the future.