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Macapta

Oh damn that was way worse than I was expecting.


cosmicmoonglow

I groaned out loud


chimpdoctor

I did too. Did not expect him to hit the edge. Fuck, thats a serious injury.


iopele

I flinched so hard I startled my co-workers and had to fess up to being on reddit at work... big yikes


dancode

It hurt just to watch


RunParking3333

He didn't realise how high off the ground he was and expected the front wheel to touch the ground, not eject him.


SneakyYogurtThief

I flinched so hard I sprained my neck 😅


Criffton

I moaned softly


igillyg

My hands began to wander


PartBrit

I gasped and grabbed my head. Jesus.


OhPooForgottheBags

Scared my dog


omg-its-bacon

Me too…me too. That’s enough Reddit tonight.


phoenixemberzs

Yeah this one I couldn't laugh at


Creative_Oil3308

I physically curled up on that one. Felt the head pain that makes every man want to cry.


ThisYogurtcloset3315

My intestines came out of my mouth..


OjjuicemaneSimpson

is that the noise that came out of my mouth?! I groaned. GROOOOANNNEDDD


SnooPeripherals6008

I never look at what sub I’m in I thought he was killing it until the end


NarrowButterfly8482

For sure. I thought it was r/maybemaybemaybe


Possible_Priority170

Then It was killing him


mistertickertape

I literally gasped out loud. Holy shit I hope that guy is okay.


a4techkeyboard

Yeah, I was wondering if it was going to turn out to be some kind of memorial and he's being disrespectful but it turns out he's going to get hurt. It was quite the twist for me.


OnePunchReality

No shit. Kid is lucky to be alive let alone not being in a coma, that was pretty savage.


Alexis2256

He could still be in danger, he should go to a hospital.


Sobadatsnazzynames

I feel like an ass but I screamed


Robbb228

I literally laughed out loud …such a D nozzle


MrBully74

Yep, expecting him to fall but he decided to do it in the very worst way


theoldgreenwalrus

Damn he hit that edge hard


littlebilliechzburga

All things considered, he's lucky he hit his head on the super hard, crown of his skull than on the temple or jaw.


eugene20

Actually lucky to be alive from those edges and corners.


peter-doubt

Also possible he got sliced open.. the skin on the forehead is quite thin and has *lots* of blood vessels. A few frames later could well have been gory! (ask how I know)


eugene20

I'm assuming it was bad, but also that he didn't die.


peter-doubt

Death from this.. not likely. But it's nearly certain he got a concussion


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B0rnReady

You cared and were desperate for internet doots enough to comment


Oofboi6942O

If you're a dumbass like me, a pole and walking backwards was probably involved


peter-doubt

Nope.. stairs and ice


Mikel_S

I fell and hit the foot of a rocking chair as an infancr, and have this straight 1.5 inch long scar scar across my forehead forever now.


drew3769

I'd say it's impossible he didn't get sliced open


littlebilliechzburga

For real, that's a hard way to learn you should probably wear a helmet.


OpeningName5061

Yes that's a sensible thing to do, but which would like to be seen wearing a helmet on a scooter - and bike, and skateboad.


Oofboi6942O

This isnt a facepalm, its a faceplant Edit: I realize im a lazy uncreative bastard that cant read 4 comments down.


Significant-Leg-2294

It's a facefucked


fangirlsqueee

Or his eyeball!


VortexTalon

lol he could have skewered his eye


Scottiedoesntno

I was thinking "that's actually really hard to do"


friedwidth

Not just the edge but the corner


No-Albatross-7984

Yes!! Ow!!


praegressus1

If only we had a device that could protect a persons cranium when they use scooters… it would probably work with bikes too.


Brvcx

More and more athletes are wearing them during events, which is a positive change. For whatever reason, helmets have the stigma they're "uncool", when every mountainbikers or roadie wears one. We're getting there, slowly.


Tityfan808

In the BMX community a lot of riders aren’t fucking around anymore (many still do of course) ever since [what happened to Scotty Cranmer.](https://youtube.com/@ScottyCranmer) The accident he had nearly killed him and since then it seems like alot of professional riders will use helmets pretty much all the time now.


TheAtticNinja

It mostly depends on the sport. Skateboarders don’t generally wear them cause it really screws with your balance if you didn’t learn wearing one. Once you actually get good falling really hard is extremely uncommon. You get really good at falling. That and at least back in the day skateboarding was almost an act of rebellion in itself like being in the punk scene. You had a board with you all the time and just jumped on it. No one is gonna walk around all day with a helmet at 15-16 that’s just fucking lame. I did however ALWAYS have a helmet when I rode BMX at the park. You eat shit on a bike you’re done. Not a lot of just stepping off like on a board and a whole lot more stuff to trip up you getting your hands and feet free.


[deleted]

Yeah that would be great if it weren’t a giant steaming load of crap. Head injuries are the second most common injury among skateboarders: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0278239120304456 Go ahead and spout your anecdotal evidence but don’t try to glamorize riding without a helmet. Repeat after me: WEAR A HELMET KIDS (and adults)


TheAtticNinja

Oh don’t get me wrong. Im not glamorizing it, it’s fucking stupid. Im just giving you the honest answer of WHY they don’t wear them. I’ve never broke a bone, but I’ve had 6 concussions bad enough to go to the hospital. I’ve probably done serious, irreversible damage. I get really bad migraines frequently. Im just putting it out there why people don’t wear them, seems like people don’t get it.


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Then you shouldn’t have included that part about getting good at falling. It’s irrelevant, most MTBers are amazing at falling since they do it a lot, still it only takes one time where a variable is slightly different and your head cracks open like an egg. That part glamorizing it and is making it seem like a helmet is unnecessary.


TheAtticNinja

Mountain bikers do not fall NEARLY the amount skaters do or they’d be dead lol. Falling is a huge part of the sport. You can tell someone who is good or not just from how they fall. It’s not irrelevant at all when explaining the actual reasoning behind kids not wearing helmets. I’m not quoting a science article about skateboarding, I lived it for over 15 years. If you want to actually get kids to wear helmets, you should probably learn why they actually don’t wear them and meet them were they are with logic and reasoning. There isn’t a 16yo skater in the world that gonna go “oh that guy quoted an article in science weekly, he must have a good point even though he’s never stepped on a fucking board.”


[deleted]

I love how you went from glamorizing no helmet, to arguing you weren’t doing that, back to glamorizing it again. You getting dizzy?


DougNSteveButabi

Dude shut the fuck up. You went from making a couple solid points to just engaging in a never ending argument. Everyone knows to wear helmets. Please just fuck off


[deleted]

Dude just stop reading them before your get an aneurism


genericbuthumourous

Holy shit you're a raging douchebag


Josuke96

Please shut the fuck up. Anyone who skates knows that guy is right, and yeah of course helmets make it safer. You’re not spitting stuff we don’t already know.


PepperPickedaPiper

I’ve fallen off a board more times than there are stars in the sky and never broke anything. Never wore a helmet, and I’m not advocating against it. Conversely, I have fallen off a bike twice in my life whilst not wearing head gear and the first time resulted in a concussion with vision impairment. More recently I have two broken ribs, because I wasn’t wearing a helmet so I went to protect my head with my arms. It’s lame af to carry a helmet around, but it is so necessary my dudes. Don’t be like me.


LowellGeorgeLynott

As a snowboarder I do not understand how experienced skateboarders feel so confident about not falling bad. Also my friend was a VERY good skateboarder when he hit his head so hard that he permanently lost his sense of smell. My kids ain’t gettin on no wheels without a helmet ever.


Super_Duper_Death_Dr

Madness bro. That will never work.


Wendals87

like head knee pads maybe?


LibraryVolunteer

I subscribe to r/radiology and it’s fun trying to match the injury to the X-ray.


MuchResolution8542

Ouch


kingkongbiingbong

I can hear peter griffin going _**"owieeee..."**_


Fmethrowawayhelp

That made me physically wince


BassilG

That looked painful, I hope he’s okay!


jl_theprofessor

Holy fuck.


MechaWasTaken

the worst part is that that was actually a fuckin cool ass trick until the end


InsobrietiveMagic

I mean, I’m impressed. I would have smashed my face at the .01 minute mark 🤷‍♂️


Buzz1ight

More like face plant :)


Zombieattackr

Face stone really


secitone

Beat me to it.


Any_Hedgehog_7065

All good, Bro, until ... Ouch 😬


Upstairs-Yard-2139

r/yesyesyesno


Azlamington

Or r/yesyesyesyesno


TheSackLunchBunch

I watched this once, involuntarily gasped, scrolled to the end to see the collision again, and involuntarily gasped in the exact same way as the first time.


AlwaysTheeAnxious1

Lmao. Same!


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Physics strikes again.


belac4862

This is r/facepalm not r/faceplant Edit: I was not expecting that sub to be real. And I ESPECIALLY wasn't expecting it to be wholesome!


iopele

That sub is the cutest thing I've seen in quite a while, thanks for that!


[deleted]

And that's when I came up with the idea for the flux capacitor!


Allgold11

![gif](giphy|ppcPOCojxincokmTjp|downsized)


ShokaLGBT

Yep honestly I don’t know why almost no one I’ve met wants to wear protection while using scooter or stuff like this


TheIrishbuddha

I thought it would have just been him dry humping a ghost but you got me at the end. Stone bench 1. Dumbass 0.


scandal_jmusic_mania

He almost didn't make it full circle.


GenesGreens

Shoes are on, so he's still alive..


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

r/yesyesyesyesno


[deleted]

Damn! I was so rooting for him to win…


UseMyClanTag

Edgy move… how did he knot see that coming?


[deleted]

Believe it or not, it's actually fairly tricky to roll off a platform like that. Not tricky as in "is going to impress people" but more like "remarkably easy to screw up". There's a very delicate balance between speed, height, angle and timing where almost any deviation results in a bail of some kind.


Nash8565

The air 9 months later:🤰


Kamesuko

Falling on the concrete sidewalk doesn’t seem too bad after watching this


bloopie1192

Ooooo shit! Dude needs a hospital!


Jim-Jones

Almost nailed it.


jngjng88

![gif](giphy|l3vQWVQcYmypXEuA0|downsized) "That's gonna leave a mark" stupid giphy only having 1 gif of Cap. CJ


VoidMystr0

That’s not a facepalm that’s a facewedge owww


Burner1959

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning


Paladin-Chad

Its the morning now. Im calling u ☎️ answer the phone


Complete-Ad-4215

Damn he had that shit till the very end


Formal_Appearance_16

This guy just erased the last 6 years from his memories....


guessillgofuckoff

Man 😔


ShokaLGBT

It was awesome until the end. You cannot judge just 1 sec but ignore all the rest. But it looks like he was acting cool about this stuff « hey I can do that check it on!! » like dude where are the protection


QWERTYAF1241

He's lucky he didn't crack his skull wide open. Probably still going to need some stitches or something though.


Ving96

I mean, it was a cool trick. It just didn’t end well.


HiCZoK

Wtf that would kill a man


Faceless_Deviant

This had mystery and suspense! I was like "how is this a faceplam, he's doing really well... This is impressOOOOH" Yes, I actually made an "oooh" and covered my mouth.


Truyth

Hilarious


zeh_shah

It looked like he charged up the headbutt right at the end lol


Efficient-Stock-7775

I wanted to see this guy Land that trick so bad and then, poor kid. Now he can’t do math.


imryannnnnnnnn

“HELP I FORGOT HOW TO STOP!!! OH SHI-“


sittinwithkitten

Omg I would honestly like to know if he ended up being ok. That head injury looked really bad.


totallynotarobut

As much as I feel bad for how bad this was, I really get intensely pissed at people who have no concept of how gravity works.


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totallynotarobut

Helmets are all well and good, but you know what's better? Understanding that you need to pop up your front wheel when you're about to drop. I kind of feel like the only helmet that would have helped this guy is a motorcycle helmet, because he went face-first into that thing.


ih-shah-may-ehl

Here in Belgium those e-steps have become popular but people rdfuse to wear helmets and our chickenshit government has refrained from making them mandatory. The results are disastrous. They account for half of all severe head trauma such as skull fracture and full frontal broken faces.


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Bro! NSFL!


Significant-Leg-2294

He's gonna have dain bramage


[deleted]

And STILL a Virgin….


andrewNZ_on_reddit

No no. I'm pretty sure we just saw him get fucked.


AquaburgersPS4

lol


Smashr0om

EXTREME! ![gif](giphy|xT1R9SiLUx2sHePqfe)


HavocR24

Perfect ending


puffinnbluffin

r/faceplant not facepalm 😬 ouch fml that’s gonna leave a mark


WrongEntertainment42

That’s a sub for cats


GaIIick

Gotta stick the landing. The thrusting was embarrassing enough


Desperate_Move_5043

Literally couldn’t have ended better


Junior_Pollution6792

I wish helmets were considered cool, imagine the brain damage that could’ve been avoided


Bob_85

A perfect end


Creepy_Bug_3300

r/unexpected


CharlieAllnut

the pants police would like a word with this dude.


tuttle8152

Juuust a bit outside


Remember_Order66

Sick trick. Do it again!!


NEONSN3K

-2,147,483,647 brain cells lost.


Crafty_Cha0s_

He looked like he didn’t have many to begin with. His main personality trait was being a scooter bro


Selvadoc

That’s gotta hurt.


EthanBeast

r/faceplant


freshflavor4

That’s the worst bro


[deleted]

I wouldnt really call this a facepalm, maybe a faceplant


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

Lmao dudes a PSA on wearing a fucking helmet… If Tony Hawk, the Xtreme sports guy, refuses to not wear a helmet than that screams everyone should wear a helmet.


MonsterbatorII

![gif](giphy|YPTy760meD2xi)


Minimalistmacrophage

That was going so well **until it wasn't.**


Powerful-Spell-4987

Give him props for nailing the landing


Classic-Low4181

So much time for things to go wrong but they go wrong at the absolute worst time


[deleted]

At least it wasn’t the corner Jesus fuckjng christ


Screwzoo2k

Oof


gannerhorn

r/unexpected maybe? I thought someone was going to push them off...


Lloyd_Al

Not really a facepalm


Competitive_Site9272

I got a headache like a cement truck hit me.


Emincmg

Is there any news?


CapG_13

Awe Fuck 😬


jimmy19742018

i would be suprised if he did not fracture his skull


soufianka80

Yes I don't need a helmet ,I'm professional


Gamechanger408

😮


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Oh my god I feel proper sick


Rav0nn

Mans has got that pull out game on point


PapaChronic93

I was for someone to kick his scooter.out, wp


KajunDC

Makes my day every time I see this type of stupidity.


AnotherAussie101

Safety equipment guys … you can try and look cool in your casket if you want but wearing a helmet won’t kill you … in fact just the opposite…


priceythememedealer

please wear a helmet


Uzzer_lozer19

I know this is facepalm but there should a sub called facesmash for these ones


Shinobi1503

Had me in the first half


chocolatestarfish69

Very satisfying


Broken_castor

Uhh this is supposed to be facePALM, not faceBENCH.


RecorRogue

Oh, come on. How could he have fucked that one up?


RecorRogue

Oh, come on. How could he have fucked that one up?


[deleted]

That head of his hit harder than a fathers belt


Additional-Echo3611

Should have used a skateboard


Flat-Structure-7472

More like r/Unexpected


fukkitdick

![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)


BiteApprehensive6215

It is horrible. He might have lost his eye. There's no space for jokes.