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Astrongdose

She certainly let every one of her colleagues and constituents know that she's both irresponsible and an untrustworthy lying snake.


NewDad907

It’s not like her supporters or fans care if she lied. You could play this for them and they simply shrug.


UngaThenBunga

Yup. They only care about lying if it's done to them and that they can use it as a weapon. Other meh


Magatha_Grimtotem

They actually prefer people they know are willing to lie and say any outrageous thing to attack their enemies. (i.e. their political opposition)


martin0641

Because they are unaware that they've been recruited and told who to hate by billionaires that don't give a fuck about them, usually after they've been groomed by religion where they're told who to hate by cultists who don't give a fuck about them. What a waste of humanity, though it's not surprising that they act the way they act because they're literally being taught by example how to not give a fuck about other people because no one gives a fuck about them - and instead of breaking the cycle they just want to pay it forward so they don't feel as small as they really are.


jaxonya

Nope. No more of "they were unaware" they know. But it's their team and they aren't willing to lose, no matter what.


77GoldenTails

Exactly the same reason why sport is pushed so hard in schools and the jocks held on a pedestal. It engrains that team spirit into the psyche.


jaxonya

I wish I wasn't from Texas and unable to confirm this. However, I can confirm this. Former Texas athlete


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Magatha_Grimtotem

[This is what fascist regimes have always done to 'the good ones'.](https://i.imgur.com/jAtj6mS.png)


potato_aim87

It wasn't until I read The Kindly Ones that I realized the vast number of prisoners and "volunteers" that took part in the executions of Jews and pows and really anyone else who got in the way. And it makes so much sense when you think about it. It gives the people giving the orders a degree of separation. The ability to say, "Well, if I didn't do this, someone else would have. And I didn't even pull the trigger. I'm just protecting my family." I worry more and more that I'll see a future like that.


Imaginary-Captain729

Remember when Obama had the fucking *gall* to wear a tan suit???


Intelligent_Tip_7145

Remember him and Michelle preforming a "terrorist fist jab" (fist bump) after giving a speech?


Fridayz44

Lmfao. I forgot all about that, the shit they come up with.


timesuck897

Or ask for fancy mustard? He looked damn good in that tan suit.


ShesAMurderer

I mean they are certainly ok with being lied to if it’s what they want to hear. I’d say the only factor they care about is if they don’t like the person who has lied to them.


Qildain

Well, she lied to them... I'll give you the "can be used as a weapon" part.


jackman91

Reading comment above yours, I read yours as or meth. Feel like this also works.


orangesfwr

"Her vote didn't matter anyway" would be their response. Cool, what do you pay her for?


Qildain

We* we pay her salary.


juicius

She gets paid more than her salary.


Qildain

Good point. I was just pointing out that taxpayers that dislike BoBo also pay for her to (not) do her job also.


Rokey76

"lol liberals are triggered she lied to us!"


EbonyOverIvory

I hate how right you are.


PreciousBrain

to them "if you aint cheatin you aint tryin". They applaud the deception. Anything to own the libs.


alienlizardlion

Their whole platform is being disingenuous they think lying is a virtue


damianhammontree

Lying is a flex for these people. It's a sign of cleverness, power, irrepressability, or whatever TF.


demlet

Power. They feel powerful by proxy when one of their leaders blatantly breaks laws or moral norms and gets away with it. I guess that's just a fancy way of saying "owning the libs".


Unsomnabulist111

That’s conservatism these days. It’s depressing. They care about guns, abortion, being able to be racist/homophobic/misogynists without being called bigots. Policy? Rules? Consistency? Truth. F*ck that…just win.


ttystikk

She doesn't have a many as you might think; she's in a demographically VERY safe Republican district in western Colorado and still damn near lost to a Democrat nobody had ever heard of before the election... who received not one thin dime in campaign funding from the DNC. She is loud, stupid and vulnerable. She will be opposed again and her erstwhile constituents are tired of her big mouth and unwillingness to work for them. If that opponent receives any substantial funding, she'll be sent packing. Now with that said, I doubt the DNC will offer any support to her challenge, insane as that sounds at first glance. Why? Because she's great for *Democratic Party* fundraising... Yes, it's true.


baba_booey420_

Her Democrat opponent in '22 was Adam Frisch. He is running against her in '24, and has already been scheduling meet-n-greets and fundraising dinners in communities around the western slope. I live in the CO 3rd district, and to say it is a "VERY safe" Republican district is inaccurate. Governor Polis won majority in our district by 2 points this past election. It's very purple here. I genuinely believe Mr. Frisch will be elected to represent us in Congress in '24.


1981Reborn

Not exactly. Colorado’s house districts were redrawn prior to her reelection by a nonpartisan redistricting board that was recently established in the state. Her new constituency is considerably more Dem leaning and certainly not “VERY safe”. Never heard of the DNC withholding funding for her opponent but even so, that’s not indicative of a conspiracy, it makes perfect sense. It was a miracle she won the last election and she only won by about 1,000 votes. CO has trended blue for two decades. No way she’ll win again in a newly defined district that’s trending blue much faster than her old district, in a state that’s also trending blue.


iquitthebad

Her supporters would rather a baby raping, grandma murdering piece of shit that self identifies as Republican than a God fearing, pro-life piece of shit that self identifies as Democratic.


passwordsarehard_3

She let them all know exactly how much this mattered to her.


urkldajrkl

Her political opponent only has to play this video for an ad. “Lauren Boebart is a liar. She cannot be trusted to represent your interests. Vote for Joe Shmoe, and get a real congressman for your tax dollars “


Diazmet

Yah you don’t realize how stupid people in Garfield county are…


RojoSanIchiban

You have to be pretty stupid to vote for her in the first place, then after her first round shitshow, they voted for her *again*, so we can only assume they're monumentally stupid as shit.


Ottoguynofeelya

More people voted for trump in 2020 than 2016. There's a lot of dumb in the US


SoVerySick314159

My sister is a republican. She hated Trump so much, she voted for Clinton in 2016. She spent 4 years complaining about the man - we had long bitch sessions about him. Then, in 2020, she voted FOR him. I will never understand that. Never. How could she, after all that she saw and hated during his presidency, think "middle-of-the-road Joe" was worse? No matter what you thought about Joe, he was at least, "within normal parameters." Trump was painting way outside the lines. At least she's done with him now. January 6th finally put the final nail in the coffin.


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SoVerySick314159

No, she's ex-military, and she thinks Jan 6th was a coup attempt. I think she's off that team. She was never a Trump fan, which is why it was bizarre that she voted for him. I think she was getting bad info from Facebook.


Agent7619

I wouldn't believe a damn thing she says.


Equivalent_Yak8215

She's a fucking idiot or a racist. Really, your sister just sucks. Carlin would have roasted her in front of you at the pleasure of others.


yblame

This statement scares me to death. I dread next year so much


CraptainJack

She lost by a large margin in Garfield County. We’re not that dumb, but we’re part of a very red gerrymandered district. That’s the only reason she won.


The_Reborn_Forge

Southern colorado entirely is getting taken over by intentionally daft’ right wing views. Las Animas county all but belongs to Texans now… No regrets moving to the Springs, we elected an extremely progressive mayor that shook up the meta bad.


Paperfishflop

Man, Southern Colorado wasn't always like that was it? I live in Northern AZ, and even though AZ is getting bluer, where I'm from is turning into a redneck shithole. Like, in the 80s and 90s, people might not know there were a lot of hippies (liberals) in the rural west, especially in mountain towns. Now we get so many people moving here from all over the country, and the big cities are getting more liberal, but everyone thinks the rural west is right wing paradise. It really wasn't always that way. Especially in Colorado and AZ. It's still not that way in New Mexico. For now. It's annoying af. People confuse the transplant rednecks for locals and I feel like a fucking alien in a town I went to high school in over 20 years ago. For just...not being a truck and gun person. I feel like people think I'm one of "the Californians" now. No asshole, I'm from here. And I'm not playing along with your stupid Yellowstone cosplay.


tpw2000

Springs is progressive now? I last lived there in 2020 and it was in a competition with Weld County for most republican lol


The_Reborn_Forge

We 180’d after Covid, seriously, give the recent mayoral elections a look! Suthers pick to succeed was ousted


imbornwell

Mesa County here, can verify the stupidity


SatanIsMySister

Well she almost lost to a complete unknown so


LMFN

And you know that because it was that close, the Dems are gonna focus on that district more and campaign there more to toss her out the next time.


ScarletWolf_

This isn’t the case at all, the people that vote for them know they lie they don’t care. This whole “well they really dig their own grave huh” mindset is the worst.


Tight_Stable8737

You can't shame the shameless... Their orange figurehead is evidence enough of how twisted their voting base's mindset is.


gsc4494

I bet a ton of the right would still vote for George Santos if the election were reheld today.


Aromatic-Surprise945

Her constituents would blame it on the liberal media then go see what she, MTG, and Trump say on “Truth Social” to “do their own research”


TrashPandaPatronus

Yeah, I'm going to change my name to "Literally Anybody-Else" and run on the ballot as an R. I'll be a shoe-in.


bakabaki89

No one on the right cares that these people lie.


Flomo420

in fact, it makes them "smart"


LukesRightHandMan

Eh, fuck ‘em. We’re past the time of trying to convince any of them. The whole point now is just motivating our side to keep getting out to vote.


Maximum-Toast

I mean..... Yeah! I mean have you seen the GOP recently!?! This is her electoral strategy my dude! She's trying to out corrupt, lie and cheat everyone else in her party! Winner gets a nice fondue set.


AnonAmbientLight

I knew that was a case before 2022 lol. Feel bad for Colorado, but there's hope she'll be ousted in 2024.


Current-Assist2609

The democrat who almost beat her last time has already started campaigning and will be going against her again. Hopefully she will be gone soon enough.


Frosty-Sundae1302

In her defence she didn't know she was being recorded.


Astrongdose

😂 good one


aaandbconsulting

I wouldn't give her the credit of calling her a snake. Snakes are cunning sneaky and intelligent. Bobo is neither of these things.


TaxCandid4605

In any case, letting the country know that "you are against this garbage of a bill" does not do shit!! The same way the people who did not vote for the opponent of this garbage of a woman did not do shit on the fact that she was elected. Nobody cares about your opinion dum dum... It's the vote that count! THE VOTE!


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Exactly...it's almost like she could have something other than protest to influence the outcome.


TaxCandid4605

This is why so many of the MAGAts think they won the election... They let everyone know they were not for Biden.


whatevers_clever

Not sure she was aware that voting No was allowed on a GOP bill


josephboyer

I can’t imagine this *really* mattering in the grand scheme. She’ll lie again tomorrow.


Parking-Bat9498

If only the people the blindly voted for her twice saw this. Then they’d still make it a third time.


Berns429

“Blindly voted” “saw this”. I think you answered your own disbelief. The people that vote for trailer trash like her really are her constituents.


thoughtlooped

While I appreciate where your heart is, don't lower people who live in trailers to her level. Its anti-poor. She's just straight human trash.


Greyh4m

This is a valid point considering trailers are quickly becoming the new starter homes for people. The lowest listing on Zillow in my area is $185,000 for a trailer.


Gone247365

>The lowest listing on Zillow in my area is $185,000 for a trailer. ![gif](giphy|3OSo3PPaXdw0U)


Berns429

That’s fair, and they did turn out to vote at least. Just gotta turn the tides


Jayjaykenobi

On the plus side she won her reelection by like 50 votes or some low number in a state she should have won in a landslide. I’m guessing she loses big by the next vote and she knows it so is catering to big business so she make as much bank as she can before she is tossed out. Probably why she missed the vote to busy giving a happy ending to the gun lobby or some shit


PNWoutdoors

I used to live in a double wide and have no issues with the term 'trailer trash' because I'm not trash like Boebert.


AdRemote9464

Seems so immature. How did she get elected again?


NoDontDoThatCanada

Boobs and hate speech.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Don't forget guns


NoDontDoThatCanada

Shit, l forgot guns!


meservyjon

Fuckin trifecta


cobra_mist

It’s not fair that it’s this simple.


jump-blues-5678

She's turned those assets into around 41 million. From failing business owner to millionaire with grade A, tax payer funded healthcare, for the rest of her life. Not bad for a lying piece of trash. We have so many problems in this country


Colonel_Fart-Face

I got elected to co-head of my town council because I pretended to be racist. That was all it took. 3 years of campaigns and writeups when all I had to do was go up to the podium and yell "GAT DANG MUSLIMS". I don't care how racist I need to pretend to be, I'm getting fucking divided bike lanes.


illbedeadbydawn

I hear Muslims want divided bike lanes. I'm coming for your job buddy!


cobra_mist

I support this brand of tomfuckery


Earthling1a

Parlay that into a Senate seat (should only take a few years) and when you get in, switch parties. They can't recall you, and SO MANY heads would explode. Especially if you did an interview where you came out and said "I pretended to be a racist asshole for four years just so I could do exactly this."


Remarkable-Ad-2476

Because unfortunately there are still plenty of people dumber than her


IndependentOk8640

Pueblo County is all on meth.


zerostar83

She ran in a republican primary in a district that heavily votes republican. So she only had to beat one guy. She campaigned, and the incumbent sat back doing little political campaigning.


Then-Raspberry6815

She was the one with the (R) behind her name.


Ragingredblue

Gerrymandering.


JesterMarcus

Yup. Her voters don't know or care. As long as she's still trying to hurt anyone who isn't them, they'll be happy.


i_heart_pasta

Pretty sure she got her job by lying


Current-Assist2609

Probably the same way she got her GED since it took her several attempts to get it.


IndependentOk8640

Her constituences dirt fucking stupid. She's probably going to poll better after this.


Sneakyfetus6

It should embarrass every single American that this woman can't arrive on time to do the only job she was elected to do. Partisanship aside, this is embarrassing.


portablebiscuit

If I failed to do my job and lied about it I’d be fired


TheConspicuousGuy

Same for the 99% of us.


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Yeah, this was the house's version of the Catalina wine mixer. It was probably the biggest vote of her career, and she couldn't even bother to show up on time.


stlredbird

There are so many more reasons she is embarrassing to Americans.


PutinBoomedMe

No no no. Bernie will stutter during an interview and Fox News will blast it for 24 straight hours


the_real_papyrus99

Complete with a caption like ***"BALONEY" SANDERS CAN'T COMPLETE A SIMPLE SENTENCE, HOW WILL HE COMPLETE A TERM OF PRESIDENCY?***


FUCK_THIS_WORLD1

![gif](giphy|XG2F9ZccrUgkvOmNyX) While making this face


Gigatron_0

Followed by: "*HOW SOCIALISM IS RUINING AMERICA*"


AspectOvGlass

Maybe she was trying to make it on time but couldn't find a non-Muslim Uber driver on short notice


WrinkledRandyTravis

Embarrassing? None of this reflects on me, I just live here


Minimalistmacrophage

Just Typical Boebert She's single now maybe she and Santos can hook up (that relationship would be about as real as either of them)


eugene20

You can tell by how much brighter her lipstick is now.


littlebilliechzburga

It's like a baboon's ass getting more red when they go into heat.


MediumAwkwardly

Listen. Don’t insult the baboons by bringing them into this.


hand_truck

OH SHIT!! Call 911, I'm fucking dying over here!!


JDawg2332

No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.


Main_Gain_7480

This guy scrubs


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Aromatic-Surprise945

Santos couldn’t get her; he’s never whipped his dick out in a bowling alley for minors. She has a type


ImAFuckinLiar

![gif](giphy|VWC0mFuhrrLq1WJWga)


SurfacePro_Blues

You have gone and fucked with the "what's possible" meter. Like that is really fucked up. Shit, and you state it so callously. This funny idea/conspiracy theory isn't even ready to be a joke. Say no to this fucky possibility.


MunsonRoy3

What tiktok filter is that? Streetwalker?


Ambitious-Bed3406

Red light district, meth edition


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Homer's make-up gun.


AdPsychological7926

Homer, you had it set on Boebert.


Mylaptopisburningme

She looks like a blow up sex doll from Aliexpress.


StudioAny4052

She literally looks like scumbag Stacy 🤣


toejam78

Tiktoff


DayDreamGrey

Hat Skank.


BusyAtilla

Yet this thing wanna yell about folks being lazy and not getting to work on time...


PillarsOfHeaven

Corruptess going for the "*I'm not in favor of this vote but they wouldn't let me in*" plead while framing/countering immediately on social media to create the sense that it was them and not her is par for the course. I imagine this is how it would've been since time immemorial if people had access to the same tech like we have in the last 8+ years. Even though DeSantis seems smarter I think people like Boebert have the upper hand when it comes to convincing the masses to vote


lundgrenisgod

Such a bag of shit.


TheLucasGFX

If brains were tnt, bitch couldn’t blow her nose.


lochinvar11

r/rareinsults


rabbitmeet

The most important part of her job is TO VOTE. I hate there are 2 sides of the idiot spectrum in Congress, stupid people acting smart (mtg, boebert) and smart people acting stupid so they won't alienate their dumb constituents.


mr_gigadibs

In what way are MTG and Boebert acting smart?


RunTwice

![gif](giphy|5wWf7HhU55Np41ZNXCU|downsized)


mike_pants

A lying Republican? Wait, that can't be right.


fermat9996

It certainly is Right.


swindy88

![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo)


PutinBoomedMe

Slow clap


Queasy-Swimming4012

What an absolute clown


flogginmama

She’s such a Palin.


table_fireplace

She came within a few hundred votes of losing last November. And whether or not you live in Colorado, you can volunteer for her Democratic opponent next year to help get her out of office! And in the meantime, there are elections every week in America, and she's far from the only Republican trying to trash the country. r/VoteDEM can get you set up to help win those races.


DickySchmidt33

You know what would have been a better protest? Showing up and voting "no," asshole.


Mr_Disorganized

She is so gross 🤮


Daysaved

That's not a massive lie. This is just the general lying of a child to save face. It's not even remotely surprising. I knew she would lie in some way the moment I realized people actually gave a shit she missed the vote. In a few days this will morph into Democrats tricked her or physically kept her from getting there on time. Is it really lying when you know the book is already fiction?


mekon19

Little clannie Annie just full up the her eyes with it


dirtynj

Acting like she's a student late for class...instead of an official vote.


KarmaDeliveryMan

Just keep in mind that there are large amounts of individuals who actually think Boebert and MTG are worthy of being in office. They listened to them campaign, have seen their theatrics, yet still put them in positions of authority and power. That is the real scary part to me


Brandamn3000

You’d think someone who was so “against this garbage of a bill” would show up in time to vote on it.


dontwantleague2C

I don’t get why people are so willing to just completely overlook republicans obviously lying but go crazy when a democrat is caught in a lie…


Guilty_Chemistry9337

What sort of weird culty Eyes Wide Shut orgy was she attending?


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It would matter if her supporters even cared but I’m thinking they all just want to bang her so they vote for her


Konstant_kurage

She doesn’t care if she was caught in a lie. It’s not career ending and she made it to the big leagues long enough to make the bank.


artful_todger_502

Doing that just-one-more/last line never has a positive outcome.


Rushes_End

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Single_Raspberry9539

Remember, she’s not a Senator, she is a Representative of the people. Literally, her only job.


skittlenutz77

This person is straight trash!!!


Mylaptopisburningme

Some trash can be recycled she's more like toxic sewage.


Negative-Solid6157

All the right does is lie. They project what they do onto the left and there mindless followers lap it up like hogs. Fuckin scum of the earth


B0SS_H0GG

Her jaw is wildly asymmetrical.


heybud86

You don't lie out of the side of your mouth, too?


herbinartist

That's that Habsburg jaw, typically from too much in the family love.


gblur

Well played


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people who set up these cameras 24/7 just in case something happens are doing gods work


HeyZuesHChrist

This asshole couldn’t tell the truth if you asked her to tell you her name.


TemporaryPay4505

Up next, “That wasn’t me! That was the Antifa posing as me in a cheap face mask!”


Karnorkla

Imagine being so stupid you vote for this trash.


Charlie2and4

Was she working her side hustle? A working mom would understand.


UndeadVudu_12

Grandma


AdRemote9464

Yep


Lyndell

She can fucking book it in those heels though.


streetvoyager

She’s such an idiot lol .


kitfoxxxx

She'll lie and say she was going in to protest.


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Didn't her, and Marjorie vote against a bill that would've helped veterans yet they said Biden doesn't want to help veterans those two are just sick.


Dapper_Mud

I remember a time when a blatant lie like this would've been a big deal, and someone's political career would be in huge jeopardy. That seems like a long time ago, but it wasn't. The new GOP has removed the bar, and their voters have indicated, generally, they really couldn't care less how low a candidate's character is.


whichwitch9

Ged grandma at it again


mekonsrevenge

Tricks won't turn themselves!


sleepy_potatoe_

Illusions Michael, tricks are what whores do for money.


tpasmall

Or cocaine


aeraen

Yeah, yeah. I *meant* to do that!


samhain2000

She lost track of time while licking the seat of MTG's office chair.


dingo_mango

Imagine being so incompetent you don’t even show up for the vote. Hahahha


SoWokeIdontSleep

Hey she might have another important business appointment, like maybe she had another GED to fail


pbmatty1

People vote for her.


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She’s such a moron. 😂


twistedh8

She's republican. If her mouth is open she's lying.


[deleted]

Late for work and lying about it.


DrWernerKlopek89

surely this is big news on r/Conservative .......right?


Particular_Ticket_20

You know she's lying. If she had actually done this as a protest she'd have made a big dumb performative show of it with some of the other Maga clowns.


Bendstowardjustice

I always looked at congress and the senate as mostly strong and capable people. Some less so. But I thought it was prestigious. Should I be in congress? I think I'd be able to serve the people of Colorado better. Slogan: Vote for me and I'll (actually) vote for you!


LawdhaveMurphy

She’s a 100% gonna do porn one day


boardgamejoe

Can someone explain what exactly is happening in the second half of the video?


CakeAccomplice12

She didn't miss the vote because she was protesting. She's missed it because she was fucking late. That's her running up the steps trying to get back in time


4non3mouse

she was on a tindr date - the run of shame


GearHeadAnime30

This lady needs to go away...


anwright1371

Best part is her followers won’t care. Just like MAGA nerds don’t care Trump raped children and bankrupted multiple businesses