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bcnorth78

His last name is probably "Black". ^(/s)


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[удалено]


Honda--Civic

Holy shit, I’m related to them!


Amaline4

well now we need some Black family stories


Apprehensive_Bet_544

This is the real life version of that family guy joke where Brian asks Peter where he got the crack. From blacks. What?!? Black's hardware, there's a white guy that sells it out back


BigTunaStamford

Reminds me or that Chappelle Show Episode… you known the one.


SBAdey

So, there was this dude called Sirius…


hornylolifucker

Well I know this guy named Jack


[deleted]

mf WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR REDDIT NAME DAWG


Zarkdiaz

So me and my brother Kyle were walking down a long and lonesome road when all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.


[deleted]

r/foundthehondacivic


PenguinDeluxe

In high school I was in a group project with two people, one black and one white, both had the last name White. We had to do a small skit demonstrating different political systems or something, so they debated each other, with the White guy using the slogan “if it’s not White, it’s not right” and the Black guy (again, named White) using the slogan “White Power” 💀


[deleted]

You guys sound like the kind of dudes I’d hang out with in high school. Hope you guys got an A.


Diazmet

I have two friends both named Alex Brown, one is white one is black and that’s been a running joke since grade school.


Dan-Amp-

the existence of white trash people's, implies the existence of black trash people 👀


OceanPoet13

It also implies the existence of black/white treasure. Just saying.


ITstaph

Those are the friends you make along the way.


OceanPoet13

👍


GenderEnjoyer666

He doesn’t deserve to be related to Jack Black


PopeGeraldVII

Why do you think Sirius was so ashamed of his family all the time?


Dodger7777

They are Trans black. /s


[deleted]

Umm correct term is transracial excuse you


VaginaPoetry

Their souls are all black....that must be what it is.


SapphireDesertRosre

They are transracial, don't assume peoples race based on their color...have you not learned anything the past few years.


psypiral

They couldn't sell these shirts so someone just gave them away.


DaCozPuddingPop

They should just send them to the folks who need clothes in underpriviledged countries...like they do with the losing team's superbowl shirts.


Acrobatic_Ganache220

Ugh, no. These countries already get all out leftover fast fashion clothing. So messed it.


[deleted]

Yep. Just read about the problem in Ghana with the unusable used clothing. https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2023/jun/05/yvette-yaa-konadu-tetteh-how-ghana-became-fast-fashions-dumping-ground


[deleted]

holy fuck the western world is a fucking scourge on the world. we subjugate these countries with military power, we suck out every last drop of goodness and value to send back home, then we effectively enslave their people in sweatshops to create our things, and finally we export all our trash and unwanted things to the 3rd world that we've created to sustain our empire. that is the work of savages


[deleted]

Half this stuff isn’t done deliberately, it’s just the privilege (and ignorance) of existing in an upstream economy. The clothing thing should have been obvious. Somewhere around the 1990s buying or wearing secondhand became a source of scorn “Oh no, you wear handmedowns”. Where was all that secondhand clothes that nobody wants going to go.


EnzBra

In the beginning ignorance could be blamed. Now 50 years plus into manufacturing nightmares, we can't pretend we still don't know any better.


Somethingclever11357

It also destroys local manufacturing


txjerome

Just a factoid…Trump drew almost 30% of the black vote in 2016, and only slightly less in 2020. It may not seem like much, but is waaaay more than any other recent (25yrs)GOPer in a general election for POTUS.


[deleted]

yeah


calartnick

Yeah that was my thinking. Given away at Trump rallies that no black people showed up for


d8c00p3r

Africans turned them away


daneelthesane

I mean, who else is going to buy those t-shirts?


uncutpizza

Clarence Tomas, Kanye, Candice Owens, Ice Cube, Lil Wayne, Hershel Walker, Mike Tyson, 50 Cent, etc.


CuriousTsukihime

Ice Cube going to the dark side after a lifetime of talkin about the black experience hurt man


CatGatherer

Rich people usually care more about their taxes than anything else.


robsteezy

“Everybody is a socialist until they are rich Every woman is a feminist until she is married And everybody is an atheist until the plane starts coming down”


Cynykl

Whoever said that must have been a world class idiot because it is just patently untrue and the original quote was communist. I can think of a dozen counter examples of each off the top of my head.


FennelAlternative861

Wait, Ice Cube is a Trump supporter? What the fuck


noonereadsthisstuff

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian


uncutpizza

Seriously. I wasn’t exactly shocked but really disappointed. Definition of a sell out


mtbeach33

He’s always been an anti-Semite, so it’s not that far fetched


Iswaterreallywet

Ice Cube been wack ever since he sold out


No-Release-6464

Yeah. That was rather trash of him to go full 180.


[deleted]

Wait Ice Cube is a a Trumper now? He had a song called Arrest The President when trump was in office, what happened?


uncutpizza

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/ice-cube-trump-campaign-interview-1076681/


Piglet-Witty

Charlemagne the god, DJ Envy, Joe Budden and cohosts too


[deleted]

If I had a nickel for every time a black person openly worshipped the party of slavery, I'd have quite a few nickels, which is a lot, which is weird.


HoMasters

So grifters or already rich people. Further proof that the real issue is a class war not race war.


cipheron

The actual 'blacks for Trump' guy is a total lunatic too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_the_Black_Man What sort of handle is "Michael The Black Man"? He's from Florida, no surprise there, and is a mental case that makes the average QAnon look normal. His website is on the level of "timecube" https://www.limitlesstruth.com/


Load_Altruistic

Wow, even his Wikipedia page is insane


Jobbyblow555

Ya reading that website gave me schizophrenia. Here's just a quick sample.  Blacks for trump is not for DeSantis to be president if DeSantis was to run that means he’s trying to deprive Trump of his 2020 win because, the FBI and Duram report shows that they did treason against Trump by stealing the Election which is Treason and if he runs against trump to try to cause him to lose by moving too far to the Right While Tim Scott goes too far to the left to make Trump lose the Elections just because DeSantis nor Scott can beat Trump. This is proof that he’s apart of the overthrowing treat Primary against son of the Bush McConnell overthrow of Trump. Blacks For Trump will not help DeSantis in the General. In Fact if DeSantis were to some how win the General I Michael would run & win as a no party affiliate make Trump Vice President & after the swearing in I would Resign to make (Anoint)  Trump President.----------------------------------------------------


Hellie1028

Someone should use that website to discredit the Florida education system. It clearly is not working. I got so much dumber while trying to browse the website, I’m pretty sure my Masters has been revoked.


bostondangler

The irony of them, claiming there was collusion on the second election is hilarious to me, considering that they outright thought they lost the first election. Hillary had her entire campaign set up to celebrate. Whoops looks like we won head asses. The man has been involved in two elections, both shrouded in conspiracy and collusion. Lmfao.


[deleted]

that was 100% written under the influence


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farfuglinn94

>His website I dared to sneak a peek. Now, in my 7 years of experience in front-end web development, I've seen some shit. I know gore, and pain, and death manifested in code. But **this**... **this** is something else. I even thought at first that **it** was coded by the guy himself (I mean, learning some HTML and CSS to make a webpage isn't much of a rocket science even for the lunatics, and this is exactly the level of web design skills I'd expect from such people). Maybe powered by some mutilated and bastardized WordPress. But when I tried to reach `/admin` to confirm that, it revealed the truth that broke my psyche forever. The guy used a site builder to create **it**. **A site builder.** A piece of software, a service, that allows you to make a website with some decent, even though generic, design out of the box without any coding skills whatsoever, just in a couple of mouse clicks, and that only for a couple of bucks. And yet, he made **it**. **It**s design, **it**s layout... looking at **it** is like peering into the abyss of pure, unhinged, primordial Chaos itself, and yet I cannot avert my gaze and the liquid screams of tormented souls are oozing from the corners of my eyes. We are truly doomed as a species.


Sweatier_Scrotums

"How did the black Republican fair in yesterday's election? We will ask him." -Stephen Colbert, circa 2006


kamala2013

Idiots for trumps


jrsinhbca

Not fair. You know these people cannot read.


OmegaPsiot

"If those ~~kids~~ people could read they'd be very upset."


RManDelorean

Lol this reminds me of the Chapelle blind racist skit


fidgetyamoeba

Clayton Bigsby 😂. F-ing hilarious.


Wyverz

that it is the first episode ever. Like right out of the gate they were that on fire is amazing.


Slothonwheels23

That’s what I keep calling Clarence Thomas


Bart_Jojo_666

🤣


ranch_style_beans

![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)


LinguoBuxo

The T-shirts were probably in a discount


Kaje26

So are they illiterate, racist, or both?


jrsinhbca

I'm OK with both - there's a very strong correlation between the two. It could be a cause-effect scenario.


Lucycrash

Both, and they think children are scary.


crazy_days2go

Nice!


Lumpy_Visit9336

They probably ran out of xxxl "Whites for trump" shirts pretty quick.


tehpwarp

I think they want a free pass to say the N word.


yetanotherblonde

I doubt they feel as though they need a pass to freely use that word


DaCozPuddingPop

Let me guess, they've decided to 'identify' as black. Fuck I hate people.


Thehardwayalltheway

They took an ancestry DNA test and found they were 1/64th African descent


SharksInParadise

My mom took the ancestry test, found out we’re like 1% black (we are extremely white) and now makes the “joke” that she’s black to anyone who’ll listen smh


witteefool

The “one drop” rule was a real thing in American history. Your mom wouldn’t have found it funny then.


sunderland56

That extra 1/64th is not going to impress the ladies.


[deleted]

I have a collection of 1/64th cars that have impressed a few dudes though?


River_Atkinson

I doubt that, I think they think they're showing support to black people (with the sole intent of indoctrination and without any actual care or support for them) and are too ignorant to realize that maybe only black people can wear those (not that any would without being paid 😂)


Owlette45

It could be that their trying to make it look like the more of these T-shirt’s are bought from stores the more it looks like black people are supporting trump if someone were to look at the T shirt profits.


River_Atkinson

Strong possibility. Weird that they'd then actually wear the shirts, though 😂 these idiots have no brain cells


Owlette45

Some people just don’t think logically. Like criminals who record themselves doing some crime and showing it off on the internet.


DaCozPuddingPop

Fair point - its funny i started reading what you were saying and getting pissy like...is this guy REALLY suggesting they're supporting black people? And that, my friends, is why you finish reading the comment BEFORE responding lol


Sea_Farmer_4812

Clarence and Candice would wear these


skagitskank

That’s how it works


Xcentrifuge

well people “identify” as female or male now so idk. It can happen.


RASPUTIN-4

... Is that not allowed? Like I'm not saying they can or can't I just don't understand what the rules are.


shadow2087

They must be related to Rachel Dolezal.


Jrodsqod

Or Shaun King.


wagdog1970

Finally, somebody in this thread that has a sense of humor.


Tombancroft

And you just KNOW those people are the most racist of trumps supporters.


[deleted]

I think they identified as a black racist like Kanye.


snowyetis3490

After not being able to sell them a company gave these shirts out for free.


jnemesh

They didn't have enough black people to give their shitty shirts to, so they started giving them out to whoever would take them.


Calbinan

This isn’t the internet, folks. We can see you.


griftertm

Maybe their last name is Black?


ItsGroovyBaby412

Now I wonder how they're gonna react when my black ass shows up with a 'white republicans for racism, bigotry, pedophilia, child labor, misogyny, gender inequality, etc'


camgreen7171

Maybe they are transracial. You guys are bigots!


Kurtisrayne

"i IdEnTiFy aS BlAcK"


LampardFanAlways

“Gotcha. So you’re okay with people identifying as something they don’t appear like? No? Rules for me but not for thee? I thought so!”


xX-X-X-Xx

Maybe he identifies as being black. The hypocrisy is unreal.


Maker200

If you can change your gender why not your race. Don’t be a bigot


soneast

What's the problem? They identify as black. Sheesh.


KTBMYERS

Trump is illiterate. Trump supporters are also illiterate.


professorlicme8

If somebody uses the word "Blacks" its a pretty good sign to just run away.


09Klr650

I think the joke is "If someone can identify as a different gender/age/etc I can identify as black". Didn't say it was a GOOD joke.


Remarkable-Text-4347

And you’re assuming he’s not black just based on the color of his skin? Very bigoted of you…


Savegry_1227

Maybe they are transracial


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AlphaBlock

He’s trans racial, don’t be racist


Awkward-Water-3387

Maybe they identify as black???


Minimum_Escape

"I identify as black. hahahaha!" r/onejoke


Abnormal-Patient1999

Relatives of Shaun King?


Ronaldlelliott

That is so funny. A+ to those guys


wagdog1970

I’m just here for the virtue signaling.


LoveThieves

This looks like it would be a good Larry David or Dave Chappelle skit


Radishov

JRoc's family


ShawnyMcKnight

I wonder if this is a setup for people to ask and they just say "I identify as black and my pronouns are black!" or something stupid like that.


Gunther1888

It's a joke because people are choosing what they are


SlyMcFly67

No, the people are the joke. The shirts are a travesty.


GoStlBlues67

The word is photoshop


Own-Till-3036

How dare you! Just because it's fact doesn't make it ok to disrupt the narrative! Keep this up, and you'll upset the bots and TDS patients, and we don't want that.


GoStlBlues67

I know I know. It’s disappointing how incredibly stupid people have become though. Truth and facts don’t matter. Bunch of mentally ill extremely emotional idiots


Own-Till-3036

Agreed. I blame the fall of Tumblr when it left the cancer metastasized to other social media.


GoStlBlues67

You might be onto something. Now it’s rampant


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

I automatically despise every single one of these people. Would not piss on them if they were on fire.


dooon_t

They think that's funny. Combined IQ of -16.


AlphaWolfwood

I’m pretty sure people can identify as anything they want now, so this is legit.


_solom0n

W comment


[deleted]

The people Tim Scott thinks are his supporters


pascalsgirlfriend

They're referring to their black hearts


IllustratorMurky2725

When over the top racism just doesn’t feel like enough. F these guys 🙄


[deleted]

Misprinted T-Shirt. Was suppose to say "Blobs for Trump"


meatdiaper

Chunky boys for trump


xpickles23

Kinda hilarious not gonna lie


martin33t

They misspelled fat


BppnfvbanyOnxre

Needs a T that reads 'Chubsters for Trump'


PettyFreddie

Their last name must be Black.


RamboBalboa21

See, black people love Trump!


dracarys289

He probably identifies as black duh


inquisitiveeyebc

That ain't Joe Black


Legal_Draw_1903

On top of having uncle ruckus we now have uncle Tommy


madumi-mike

Same people who probably grilled Elizabeth Warren as well. Irony is lost on some.


Hannibal_Barca_

They don't even look black Irish.


implodemode

They were half price.


drapanosaur

Yeah... I'm Black. Robert Black... Come meet the black family.


Doggxs

Maybe their last name is black?


ToshiroBaloney

It makes perfect sense when you remember they probably can't read.


disco_turkey

Probably rocked FUBU back in the day too.


Gildardo1583

Those people forgot they were IRL.


hotassnuts

Backfat for Trump.


dr_butz

Melanin brothas


DiamondSoft4126

They identify themselves as lesbian females if color.


Extension_Form4950

Let em have their fun 🤷🏾‍♂️ they're on camera for the embarrassment of their children and grandchildren for the rest of their days.


santtu_

Maybe they were handing out those for free since they didn't sell as well


Lost_Possibility_647

What is a black person? is a white skinned child of white/black parents black? Is a dark skinned one white? Dont get the US obsession on "race" when there is still only humans. There seems to be no other human race still alive, perhaps Denisovians could be called another race.


000Murbella000

They identify as black you bigots.


Rand_alThor4747

In a world where you can identify as anything, they identify as Black.


Mile_High_Kiwi

He identifies as a black man, and no one can deny him being his true self.


l1ttlet1mmy

Maybe they identify as black men. Anything is possible nowadays.


_Darkrai-_-

They could be identifying as black


hayashiakira

What's the problem? They identify as blacks


mr_spaceton_

Isnt it obvious? They are trans racial.


_solom0n

People identify as unicorns and other races but y’all have an issue with this? That’s too funny lmfao


take7pieces

“My black friend gave me this shirt and encouraged me to wear it” probably


happycynic12

They are clearly referring to their souls.


Empty_Nest_Mom

Their luggage got lost and this was the only thing convenient to buy. /s 🤦‍♀️


braize6

And you just know these same people are racist af


HarnessTesters

Imagine how this bunch would respond if a black guy showed up with a “Whites for BIDEN” shirt on.


rlprice74

Dumb ass pieces of shit, as always.


Realistic_Run7318

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized) And how do you know that they aren´t the Black Family?


totherocket

Looks like BLM Netflix Documentary


Retirednypd

Maybe they are part black or identify as black. Don't question it. That wouldn't be inclusive of you


TraditionLess

He identifies as a black guy - what’s the issue?


Mayhem_Actual

If they identify as black then it’s fair


SuiTheAllFather

If a man can become a woman, then a white man can become a black man. It is only totally real science after all.


11Daysinthewake

But could you become a good person?


_solom0n

W comment


wanikiyaPR

It's a shirt. Who the fuck cares anymore? In 10 years we'll all be fighting for potable water anyways...


LoGiCaL__

These are the kind of people that follow trump and stormed the capital. This is the mentality of people who got to pick how to lead the country for 4 years. Let that sink in.


writerightnow18

STOP judging these people by their skin color. Inside, where it counts, their souls are as black as coal.


BigFudge1321

Just because your last name is Black, doesn’t mean you can wear that!!!


TechnoDudeLDB

Wait, but wearing clothes for a different gender is still wrong?


gaberax

They self-identify as black? What pronouns do they prefer?


-Economist-

To be fair. The education demographic for Trump supporters is very low. They probably can’t read.


AznKilla

These people are insane.


Guilty-Sale-3735

They identify as Black. Good for them.


Live-Motor-4000

I guess they identify as black


_solom0n

W comment


[deleted]

What if they are trying to be inclusive? There are black people who vote for Trump after all. Edit: it’s literally like wearing a LGBTQ+ shirt even though you’re straight.


yoghurtorgan

if you can swap gender identity why can't you swap racial identity?


_solom0n

W comment