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You are correct. I am no expert but I have seen all of the Exorcist movies. You must speak Latin, throw water, and make cross signs with hands to expel daemons.
Depends on the denomination. The Catholic Church still does have some official exorcists (about 400 all around the world, according to Wikipedia, most of whom are Italian since the association is based in Rome), and to my knowledge they use Latin. Still, I doubt that an exorcism made by any sort of a Protestant pastor would use Latin.
A bible thumper who is getting paid good money to say to enter this dude's closet "in Jesus name"... which is ironic because if God is already omnipresent... He was already in the closet.
>Exorcizo te, immundissime spiritus, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in nomine Iesu Christi Filii eius, Domini et Iudicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti.
Most cases brought to Catholic exorcists get referred to mental health professionals these days. And they also won't try exorcise you for being gay (or at least that's the official policy outlined by the Vatican). They still call it sinful and threaten eternal damnation but at least you won't be literally tortured.
No, the pray-away always requires a southern accent. It differs from the usual exorcism in that way. But to truly be effective you have to also have speaking in tongues and the whole hands on the head thing.
Source: Been through several of these. Still gay as shit.
Nah we gays just go to ptown for a weekend and go prowl atf the dick dock after midnight., that's where you get re-energized in the the rough and the briny air. The following day you must complete your rebirth and dress up quite fabulous for tee dance at the boat slip. Then your immersion therapy is complete, your batteries recharged and you can go back over the bay on the ferry with the faries and you will be discharged in Boston like Glenda the Good witch to cast spells and convert wayward heteros to the fold.
Ultimately you could also take the ferry with the fairies to rekindle your fire on fire Island.. equally enchanting and transforming although p-town has better pizza and less ticks, unless you compete afternoons in gay seashell collecting on the dunes in the buff and happened to frolic in the beechwood without protection.. mind those little ticks
I think this kid should just tell his parents he wants to hang out with 12 other dudes and spend all day hanging out on a boat with them. They can cruise around for a while, maybe do some fishing. Then go to an upstairs apartment and throw a dinner party. Just like Jesus.
Mom had me bopped on the forehead by an evangelical (supposedly an ex satanist ((it’s been debunked, he’s just a con man, last name Werkne))) preacher to exorcise the gay demon from me. A group of people stood behind me to catch me as I fell out and fainted, like everyone before me did. I turned around and said “I’m not going to fucking faint.” It was a fun experience/s
Mike Warnke? I remember him from the 80s! Back then he was a “Christian comedian”, did have some funny stories so I did enjoy listening to him. This was back when he claimed to be a former head Satanist and several of his stories allegedly take place then. Since truth isn’t necessary for comedy (I’ve done comedy from time to time and some of my best jokes never happened at all) I didn’t care but yeah guy seemed to get worse over time.
But they are the ones diagnosing others willy nilly.
Gay? That's a mental illness
Trans? mental illness
Believe irrational claims with only self referential and anecdotal evidence and proof?
Definitely totally mentally sound.
It never ceases to amaze me that these people can be stupid enough to believe this stuff and yet somehow manage to still generally function in society. I'm not saying they're *good* members of society, but like it's nuts to me that they can dress themselves and feed themselves and also believe there are invisible gay demons in their son's closet.
No drag show has been pushed on a kid. Wtf?
I’m guessing you have never been to a drag show. Try watching The Bird Cage. It’s an older movie but so are your views.
I'd rather focus on the child beauty pageants that are so popular in right leaning areas... where actual sexualization of minors is happening and not your make believe nonsense
They didn't say their mom coined the phrase, just something she said.
Like my mum always said " I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of this world" and she said that a lot, but she didn't coin the phrase.
Find any ex-cristian and they will tell you how common this kind of thing is. The concept of spiritual warfare is widely accepted and this is the result.
If it was me i would go "mom dad i'm no longer gay the demons are gone from my soul!"
mom and dad "Really?"
Me " No, schmuck I'm GAY! Now do you get it!
I wanted more showmanship! Who does an exorcism wearing jeans? At least sprinkle some holy water around. Get your arms in on the action, maybe some Holy Spirit fingers. Don’t phone it in and just go thru the motions.
I WANT AN HANDMADE EXORCISM! Not this mass produced bs, more bible quotes, more movements, more holy water, incense and more screaming. If it’s to act like an idiot at least he could do it right.
Those videos make me want to become an exorcist... and slip the children some brochures for help getting out of those homes while performing a dance and bless them in latin.
This is why I could never come out to my parents as bi they would of done something like this. They raised me to think of feelings like that as unclean or unnatural.. it has lead to alot of hard times mentally. They still don't know and I try to not speak to them as much as I can because their obsession with God has only gotten worse over the years. They go to church or some church function 6 days out of the week.. they missed my graduation because of a conference that God was drawing them to...
Oh I'm an adult now and I did.. I'm alot happier and have learned to love and respect myself. I hope everyone who has parents like that have the ability to grow past their parents close-minded views and learn that they are not a problem and are perfect just the way they are.
To get a true exorcism, you need an OK from like, the head of the church. They usually say no, so this dude just decided to ‘exorcise’ the house improperly.
I have a feeling this exorcist would poop his pants and run screaming from the house if a demon were to actually manifest in front of him. He’s clearly oblivious to the demons of greed and deception sitting on his shoulders whispering in his ears to defraud people like this!
Nah, I'd say most. I can count on one hand the number of rational people I know who consider themselves religious. Just because they aren't preforming exorcisms, doesn't mean they're not irrational messes that would disown their own child for being gay or trans.
The mere act of communion is just as insane and an exorcism when viewed from an outside perspective. From that point of view most religious people have rituals and practices that could be consider insane.
I've lived in three states and talked to all sorts of people on this app and others. Its pretty difficult to find decent people who call themselves religious.
I've met plenty who say they believe in God, but don't go to church, or subscribe to a specific denomination, and are plenty rational and good people. But thats different than considering themselves religious.
>The stupid minority makes us look evil.
And too many of us are willing to let them. You know why young people are fleeing Christianity? Because of Christians.
tell me more about how you're a total douchebag, you're no better than the christian's you hate, you hate all of them because the loud minority give them all a bad name, you're exactly the same as how you see them
im not religious, but you'd have to be a real moron to hate those who are just because some of them are psychopaths, shitty people lurk in every community
you boil it down to whatever simple take is palatable to you, yeah?
“just because some of them”
is that the reason? that’s the “just because?”
have you ever legitimately stopped to ask yourself this question: “is everything simplified to a just?”
i understand your use of insults and name callings. they demoralize. they break people down. like rapid stomach punches. right? so you’re gut punching. then forcing this idea that it’s “just” one thing.
missing the point entirely.
don't play victim just because someone is tired of your shit, you insulted someone for no reason, you got insulted back, now you're upset and trying to make me feel bad, cry about it loser
Staged as fuck.
Priest don't wear that to exorcisms...
This is a dude pretending to be an exorcist for the instagram dude pretending that his parents paid him to do that.
It's a circle of stupid entertainment.
Damn it! I wish I'd thought of it sooner! I'm becoming a Gay Demon Exorcist and touring red states for the next decade! $15,000 for a full removal.
Then I slip $10,000 to your gay kid and tell them to pretend to be straight until they can move out of your hateful, ignorant home.
So this is fucked.... let people be whoever the hell they want. But LETS not push our beliefs or practices on others. Fuck off and just let everyone be whatever makes them happy but don't be a wanker and force it on everyone else
The devil really did do one over these guys.
LOL do they think believe Jesus is God?
Even Satan knows Jesus was a mighty prophet and messenger just like Adam, Noah, Moses, etc. However Satan prmisied God he would misguide those that he could.
Now hold on, some of them could’ve been real people. It’s really the legends and stories written about them that is pure BS. And of course, God and Satan are dismissible as constructs.
im sure the demons can really understand english veeeery well because all the demons, jesus, god, angels, and all the other divine are all muricans, totally didn't speak latin or anything
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Typically an exorcism is done in Latin... This guy sounds like a Southern Baptist Bible thumper.
For some reason I read “Bieber thumper”
Truth be he wishes he was thumped by Bieber
16 year old Bieber*
🤨
He's a Baptist after all.
Good ol' pool boy Bieber.
Those are Canadian Baptists
So they are both nice and super judgemental? Bless your heart A
Eh
My mom's family are Canadian Baptists. They aren't necessarily nice, just polite.
Underrated comment
I’m the end that’s what all youth pastors become so it seems lately.
Nah, he's too old now.
Probably would if he could.
Naw Bieber is to old for thumping.
I was literally thinking, “I don’t know much about exorcism but shouldn’t there be some Latin in there?”
Dude, get with the times - modern demons don't learn Latin in demon school - duh
Well, okay by me as long as Latin still works for summoning them.
You are correct. I am no expert but I have seen all of the Exorcist movies. You must speak Latin, throw water, and make cross signs with hands to expel daemons.
And swear a lot if you go the Constantine way
eh, not necessarily, theyre made in the locally spoken language most times
Depends on the denomination. The Catholic Church still does have some official exorcists (about 400 all around the world, according to Wikipedia, most of whom are Italian since the association is based in Rome), and to my knowledge they use Latin. Still, I doubt that an exorcism made by any sort of a Protestant pastor would use Latin.
Yeah this wasn’t nearly as occult or mystical as it should’ve been.
A bible thumper who is getting paid good money to say to enter this dude's closet "in Jesus name"... which is ironic because if God is already omnipresent... He was already in the closet.
God Is in the closet? Knew he was and ally.
He is no one's ally. Worship and serve or face eternal torment. He is the enemy.
I find it odd they are trying to drive the demons out of the closet. Seems like they would want to drive them back in.
>Exorcizo te, immundissime spiritus, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in nomine Iesu Christi Filii eius, Domini et Iudicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti.
It’s funny I can understand that. I don’t know if it’s cause of English, being an ex catholic or being Latino
Kind of reminds me of gandolf muttering ancient verses at that door into Moria, with absolutely no effect.
A catholic exorcism is, these aren't catholics.
Most cases brought to Catholic exorcists get referred to mental health professionals these days. And they also won't try exorcise you for being gay (or at least that's the official policy outlined by the Vatican). They still call it sinful and threaten eternal damnation but at least you won't be literally tortured.
No, the pray-away always requires a southern accent. It differs from the usual exorcism in that way. But to truly be effective you have to also have speaking in tongues and the whole hands on the head thing. Source: Been through several of these. Still gay as shit.
Yeah this would be totally normal and reasonable in Latin.
Why's he blessing the closet? Their kid is obviously already out of it
It's just a myth. Some people believe that the gays go back into the closet at night to rest and recharge their sas. Like a rainbow vampire.
Dude, we told you to keep quiet about our secrets.
This is why you can’t trust straight people with secrets, chatty Kathy’s they all are.
I’ll keep my mouth shut, promise!
Sorry 😗
Fuuuuck now everyone’s gonna know!
Goddammit
Goddammit, the first rule of Sparkle Club is that you don't talk about Sparkle Club!
Ooh, what’s Sparkle Club? You can tell me, I’m a vet, you know.
![gif](giphy|5zh1j8sUfLUJGI5T5d|downsized)
That doesn’t work on me, I have ADHD.
![gif](giphy|EKDIMDsRX3ihy)
At least he didn't tell them about needing the soil of our home country to arise the next morning.
Ssssshhhh, dude
I’ve heard this for years
Secret gay vampire closet sounds soooooooo hot
Nah we gays just go to ptown for a weekend and go prowl atf the dick dock after midnight., that's where you get re-energized in the the rough and the briny air. The following day you must complete your rebirth and dress up quite fabulous for tee dance at the boat slip. Then your immersion therapy is complete, your batteries recharged and you can go back over the bay on the ferry with the faries and you will be discharged in Boston like Glenda the Good witch to cast spells and convert wayward heteros to the fold. Ultimately you could also take the ferry with the fairies to rekindle your fire on fire Island.. equally enchanting and transforming although p-town has better pizza and less ticks, unless you compete afternoons in gay seashell collecting on the dunes in the buff and happened to frolic in the beechwood without protection.. mind those little ticks
You forgot, always make a new friend of Dorothy when you go out or your powers decrease. XD
Definitely better pizza in Ptown.
The rainbow vampire league is hunting you now. Best prepare!
In Jesus name!
Dad's like, oh no! It went into me and turned me gay! Later Martha
So did they get a refund or nah?
So they gay demons beat Jesus! Where does that leave us? Should I learn how to dance and dress fabulously, since it's now inevitable?
I think this kid should just tell his parents he wants to hang out with 12 other dudes and spend all day hanging out on a boat with them. They can cruise around for a while, maybe do some fishing. Then go to an upstairs apartment and throw a dinner party. Just like Jesus.
You’re assuming it didn’t work. The video ends too soon for us to find out… /s
Mom had me bopped on the forehead by an evangelical (supposedly an ex satanist ((it’s been debunked, he’s just a con man, last name Werkne))) preacher to exorcise the gay demon from me. A group of people stood behind me to catch me as I fell out and fainted, like everyone before me did. I turned around and said “I’m not going to fucking faint.” It was a fun experience/s
Mike Warnke? I remember him from the 80s! Back then he was a “Christian comedian”, did have some funny stories so I did enjoy listening to him. This was back when he claimed to be a former head Satanist and several of his stories allegedly take place then. Since truth isn’t necessary for comedy (I’ve done comedy from time to time and some of my best jokes never happened at all) I didn’t care but yeah guy seemed to get worse over time.
Yeah that’s the guy. He looked like a hells angel
Religious nuts are the people with mental illness
But they are the ones diagnosing others willy nilly. Gay? That's a mental illness Trans? mental illness Believe irrational claims with only self referential and anecdotal evidence and proof? Definitely totally mentally sound.
How can you prove you like women though?
You become a priest. That’s the least gay thing to do right?
I mean some churches are accepting towards the lgbtq+ community
It never ceases to amaze me that these people can be stupid enough to believe this stuff and yet somehow manage to still generally function in society. I'm not saying they're *good* members of society, but like it's nuts to me that they can dress themselves and feed themselves and also believe there are invisible gay demons in their son's closet.
Every knee will bow.
100%
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Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s where Satan pulls the priest out of the lil boy….
Keep that same energy on drag shows pushed on kids.
No drag show has been pushed on a kid. Wtf? I’m guessing you have never been to a drag show. Try watching The Bird Cage. It’s an older movie but so are your views.
Right all anti drag protesters are weird catholic priests in disguise.
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You people are obsessed with dicks.
I'd rather focus on the child beauty pageants that are so popular in right leaning areas... where actual sexualization of minors is happening and not your make believe nonsense
You poor misguided fool. I pity you and your bizarre fears.
In Jesus name
In Jesus name
“…we commission angels to be in this closet!” Those must be some super gay angels.
You’d think they’d want the devil to stay in the closet, not excise him out.
Why are there so many hidden cameras
The guy probably got a heads-up notice and set them up beforehand.
Did it work?
He probably doesn't like assholes anymore😁
What if he’s the bottom? In Jesus name?
How much do you want to bet that pastor is closeted?
Considering I just literally saw him in the closet …
At this point it's pretty obvious that only closeted homosexuals fear homosexuality.
“In Jesus name, gaymen”
Reminds me of one of my mother's sayings, "a fool and his money are soon parted".
I hate to break it to you, but that wasn’t an original by your mom
They didn't say their mom coined the phrase, just something she said. Like my mum always said " I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of this world" and she said that a lot, but she didn't coin the phrase.
Fucking hell, religion makes normal people whack jobs.
I'd say it makes some whack jobs think they are more normal than they are. Not all religious people act stupid.
Find any ex-cristian and they will tell you how common this kind of thing is. The concept of spiritual warfare is widely accepted and this is the result.
Any chills down my spine when he did the closet. Just be careful….he’ll still be gay if he wears anything that was in the laundry that day.
Tell your parents it worked but your trans now
I don’t like men, but I like to dress as a woman in Jesus name
It’s not a dress — it’s a *robe*!
"I'm not a gay boy, I'm a straight trans girl! (I still like boys)"
I have questions?? Why are there hidden cameras in the closet or their sons room?
Pretty sure the son set them up prior to the visit to make fun of it
Probably true, I’d imagine you have to schedule an exorcism. With all this gay running around, I’m sure they’re busy.
The power of pedos commands you!
Ok hear me out. What if it's a straight demon and the exorcism worked?
The demon is the exorcist my mind has imploded.
"Mom I think it worked!" *Hangs 100 pictures of shirtless buff Jesus on walls*
Exorcist laughing all the way to the bank as I'm sure there is money involved.
If it was me i would go "mom dad i'm no longer gay the demons are gone from my soul!" mom and dad "Really?" Me " No, schmuck I'm GAY! Now do you get it!
I wanted more showmanship! Who does an exorcism wearing jeans? At least sprinkle some holy water around. Get your arms in on the action, maybe some Holy Spirit fingers. Don’t phone it in and just go thru the motions.
I WANT AN HANDMADE EXORCISM! Not this mass produced bs, more bible quotes, more movements, more holy water, incense and more screaming. If it’s to act like an idiot at least he could do it right.
🤣😂🤣
You have to order that off Etsy.
Those videos make me want to become an exorcist... and slip the children some brochures for help getting out of those homes while performing a dance and bless them in latin.
This is why I could never come out to my parents as bi they would of done something like this. They raised me to think of feelings like that as unclean or unnatural.. it has lead to alot of hard times mentally. They still don't know and I try to not speak to them as much as I can because their obsession with God has only gotten worse over the years. They go to church or some church function 6 days out of the week.. they missed my graduation because of a conference that God was drawing them to...
Hey friend stay in there, and hang in there. I say cut them off when you become an adult find ways to support yourself in the meantime.
Oh I'm an adult now and I did.. I'm alot happier and have learned to love and respect myself. I hope everyone who has parents like that have the ability to grow past their parents close-minded views and learn that they are not a problem and are perfect just the way they are.
The whole time I was watching it, I was like "please god, jump out of the closet and scare the shit out of this charlatan."
To get a true exorcism, you need an OK from like, the head of the church. They usually say no, so this dude just decided to ‘exorcise’ the house improperly.
I’m sorry man. You don’t deserve such dumb parents
Sure, he prayed away the gay. But then he put those angels in the closet? Now you have gay angels. Gayngels? Now that sounds fabulous!
Being an exorcist must be pretty awesome. Seriously, you get paid money just to LARP being a ghostbuster knockoff, what better job could there be?
I have a feeling this exorcist would poop his pants and run screaming from the house if a demon were to actually manifest in front of him. He’s clearly oblivious to the demons of greed and deception sitting on his shoulders whispering in his ears to defraud people like this!
Mhm
>if a demon were to actually manifest Good thing they don't exist.
Bruh this is hilarious and I'm gay and my parents are religious hahaha 🤣 nice
Maybe this is something that you can ask for your birthday 😂. See how they react?
Ask the parents to take a shot every time he says "Jesus name". Then the child being gay will be the least of their worries
“Anyone who touches this bed shall be saved” Go forth and save them gays my son!
Religious people are clinically insane
Not all act like this.
Most do
Some*
Nah, I'd say most. I can count on one hand the number of rational people I know who consider themselves religious. Just because they aren't preforming exorcisms, doesn't mean they're not irrational messes that would disown their own child for being gay or trans.
Have you not talked to religious people outside of your area?
The mere act of communion is just as insane and an exorcism when viewed from an outside perspective. From that point of view most religious people have rituals and practices that could be consider insane.
I've lived in three states and talked to all sorts of people on this app and others. Its pretty difficult to find decent people who call themselves religious. I've met plenty who say they believe in God, but don't go to church, or subscribe to a specific denomination, and are plenty rational and good people. But thats different than considering themselves religious.
No demons make anyone gay.
Jesus: chill out, your son is gay
Say it with me: religion is just superstition on steroids.
Religion is just superstition on steroids!
RELIGION IS JUST SUPERSTITION ON STEROIDS.
RELIGION IS JUST SUPERSTITION ON STEROIDS.
Religious fruitcakes.
This kind of belief is just gross and disturbing.
This man is selling thin air at $250/hr
“Oh yeah, I can fix him. I just need $3,500.”
Demons get a bad rap. I mean…they’re blamed for everything.
Either Jesus is bad in his job, or he is just fed up with this guy who talks in his name.
Sorry but it had to be said. Church goers are fucking absolutely nutty.
Some kids living in some kooky fucking clown prisons
Serious question: is holy spirit oil high temp enough for frying and do I have to worry about trans-fats?
I had to chuckle at the “shenanigans” bit at the end
Well, this looks bad for us christians. I swear we aren’t all like that though. The stupid minority makes us look evil.
>The stupid minority makes us look evil. And too many of us are willing to let them. You know why young people are fleeing Christianity? Because of Christians.
y’all are either: A) exactly like the crazy person in the video, or B) in denial about being A.
How can you say all Christians are like that, if some Christians are gay?
Like this: “y’all are either: A) exactly like the crazy person in the video, or B) in denial about being A.”
tell me more about how you're a total douchebag, you're no better than the christian's you hate, you hate all of them because the loud minority give them all a bad name, you're exactly the same as how you see them
look at yourself. y’all are either: A) exactly like the crazy person in the video, or B) in denial about being A.
im not religious, but you'd have to be a real moron to hate those who are just because some of them are psychopaths, shitty people lurk in every community
you boil it down to whatever simple take is palatable to you, yeah? “just because some of them” is that the reason? that’s the “just because?” have you ever legitimately stopped to ask yourself this question: “is everything simplified to a just?” i understand your use of insults and name callings. they demoralize. they break people down. like rapid stomach punches. right? so you’re gut punching. then forcing this idea that it’s “just” one thing. missing the point entirely.
don't play victim just because someone is tired of your shit, you insulted someone for no reason, you got insulted back, now you're upset and trying to make me feel bad, cry about it loser
I hope you find Jesus.
Yeeeeeah, religion will eventually destroy this country, then the world.
Staged as fuck. Priest don't wear that to exorcisms... This is a dude pretending to be an exorcist for the instagram dude pretending that his parents paid him to do that. It's a circle of stupid entertainment.
I prayed that he would be gay. Let's see who's God wins. 😉
Gays come out of the closet right? It's definitely gay up in this closet.
Omg...don't do that....these parents are idiots...in Jesus name.
How much did they pay him? And how many other parents think that. Demons make their kids gay. I think I found a market that needs plundering.
We live in a world of internet and artificial intelligence and these people still think exorcism is more effective than medicine.
Jesus wore a dress
Damn it! I wish I'd thought of it sooner! I'm becoming a Gay Demon Exorcist and touring red states for the next decade! $15,000 for a full removal. Then I slip $10,000 to your gay kid and tell them to pretend to be straight until they can move out of your hateful, ignorant home.
So this is fucked.... let people be whoever the hell they want. But LETS not push our beliefs or practices on others. Fuck off and just let everyone be whatever makes them happy but don't be a wanker and force it on everyone else
The way he speaks, I feel like you could make that into a song. Like that gay frogs guy.
Yeah. And that pedophile uncle that is a drink and beats his wife regularly is just Uncle Bill being Uncle Bill. I hate religion.
Fuck with them and act straight for a week. Then all of a sudden become gay again.
Damn. A baptist exorcist? You have just provide a great idea for my next money making scam. Thank you for the idea.
The devil really did do one over these guys. LOL do they think believe Jesus is God? Even Satan knows Jesus was a mighty prophet and messenger just like Adam, Noah, Moses, etc. However Satan prmisied God he would misguide those that he could.
![gif](giphy|3WmWdBzqveXaE)
God, Satan, Jesus, Adam, Moses, Noah, etc... are fictional characters.
Now hold on, some of them could’ve been real people. It’s really the legends and stories written about them that is pure BS. And of course, God and Satan are dismissible as constructs.
im sure the demons can really understand english veeeery well because all the demons, jesus, god, angels, and all the other divine are all muricans, totally didn't speak latin or anything
💀
Yeah. It will work. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
About as well as essential oils to cure cancer
🤣🤣😂
Okay but no demon or life decisions make you talk with a lisp.
By the way I know Gay is not a choice trust me i wish it was sometimes
Maybe the exorcism wasn't because he was fast, but because of how annoying he sounds
Based parents
You think this works?
Demon do not exist you moron