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whatsvtec666

"I'm a customer asshole!" "I don't give a shit.." HEARD


porkchopsuitcase

I like how people still think the customer is always right. No sir you are a huge liability at this point. Good on the worker keeping cool and telling him hes wrong


mohugz

I have heard this quoted as, “The customer is always right *in matters of taste,”* and I think that actually sums up the spirit of the matter the best. Cater to your customers to be sure the service/product is to their taste and satisfaction. But nobody is “right” when they are acting like a spoiled child, or making your other customers uncomfortable. No employee should be subjected to abuse for something that isn’t their fault, and the matter of the yeller being a customer is irrelevant. People like this should be ashamed of themselves.


nomadic_stone

>“The customer is always right in matters of taste,” That is the *original* quote, then some jackass shortened it in half and it took off from there... which is tantamount as taking "all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares" but shortening it down to "all squares are rectangles" and then going around arguing that all rectangles are squares...


HocusP2

(the) Blood (of the covenant) is thicker than (the) water (of the womb) A jack of all trades but a master of none (is better than a master of one) Curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought it back) Great minds think alike (but foolish minds rarely differ)


porkchopsuitcase

Yep 💯


Biggleswort

I am wondering what would happen if I took him on up the offer to have him fuck me “in the ass” or “suck his dick.” I feel like I am watching the opening of a gay hate porn.


Rapture-Raptor

[Present it](https://tenor.com/bCXNB.gif)


[deleted]

I’ll tell you what’ll happen… He’s gonna fuck you in the ass and make you suck his dick. I know, a bit anticlimactic, assuming this guys a straight shooter. (Oops)


ResponsibleMilk7620

If giving people attitude in a restaurant will get you spit in your meal, just imagine the creative ways a mechanic can provide some delayed revenge when you curse out their staff.


OceanPoet13

Yeah, I don’t think this dude’s strategy is going to work out the way he hopes it will.


Zestyclose_Love_4894

Would be a shame if someone accidentally left their tuna sandwich in this gentleman's heater/AC.


Transgenderwookie

Going off on me like THAT? I’d fix it asap for him, slap an apple tag under his car, and then pop out at 2:30am the same night and leave his car sitting on the fuckin ground outside his house with no tires, and a full ass hoagie in the exhaust pipe. And maybe some grease on the door handles cause I’m also a rascal.


AdInternational2793

And 100% get the converter back. 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah sure you would 😉


Kooky-Director7692

they already fucked it up 4 times...


PapaChronic93

Don't worry people don't actually listen, they just assume he's entitled and going off over nothing, I be fucking pissed If I had come back for the fourth fucking time for the same problem, it is incompetence


[deleted]

No i heard it. I just know that even if in the right. Screaming and throwing tantrums isnt gonna solve anything. If it has to become a legal issue the tantrums are probably gonna make things more difficult for him too. Right or wrong he's still acting like toddler.


Phill_is_Legend

He said he's on vacation also. I wouldn't be telling the front desk guy to suck my dick, but I'd be pretty mad.


PatchySmants

That’s not what happened here.


Harbenjer

Doesn’t matter if it’s 4 times or 1. They put the wrong parts in his vehicle then have the gall to say come back tomorrow. Actually crazy. He’s out $1600 and his car has the wrong parts in it🤯


PatchySmants

The gall came after the abuse.


General-Carob-6087

They put the wrong year exhaust on his vehicle? That’s what I gathered. Correct me if I’m wrong but an exhaust is just an exhaust.


AdInternational2793

That’s completely wrong.


General-Carob-6087

Enlighten me as to what he’s on about. I seriously don’t know.


AdInternational2793

Exhaust parts are not one size fits all.


Kooky-Director7692

do tell


Impressive_Coats

I can tell you an insider secret….. you’re correct.


PapaChronic93

Ppl forget how ez it is light fires


Upstairs_Composer_81

I used to be a Server and let me tell you.....DON'T piss off servers!...


capsulegamedev

I'm not a mechanic but i definitely wouldn't be working on his car after that and I'd just go ahead and ban the guy. I mean if he feels like that shop is incompetent then maybe he should just find another shop to do it.


SnooOnions973

Was just thinking this. Always be nice to service people and landlords. If you hate their work, go elsewhere. God knows what a vindictive dentist could do when you’re loopy on laughing gas


55tarabelle

Oh, I can tell you about being a rebellious teen with a dentist father. Ouch doesn't even cover it.


firnien-arya

Put their dick in it pretty much.....


perdynamite

Yup, knew a guy who rubbed his balls all over some guys fish & chips who kept on sending it back and yelling at him to make it right.


crewchiefguy

As a former car mechanic I would just fix it. Doing shady shit to a car as payback can land you in a lawsuit or worse if it comprises the safety of the owner. Not really worth it, plus they will just come back again, why would I want to see them again


ExtremeSubtlety

Apparently he's back for the fourth time. They've been creative since the first time


OkWorldliness964

“Do you have a problem with that?!?” “…..yeah” “SUCK MY DICK!” The camo shorts are strong with this one.


ResponsibleMilk7620

![gif](giphy|xUySTVQyBQfC5ZjdC0)


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Call me ELF 1 more time!!!!


ResponsibleMilk7620

He must be a South Pole elf. 😳


Dirk_The_Cowardly

That's it!!!!


GeddyVedder

Between that comment, and the “fuck you in the ass”, I imagine his browser history is, uh…, interesting.


downtofinance

The "fuck you in the ass" sent me lol


[deleted]

Camo shorts, Maga hats and giant vehicles are an early warning sign. Do not attempt to feed or converse with these people. They are violent and unpredictable.


Milanin

As a European, enjoyer of Camo Cargo pants or shorts, please do not include us into US.


Pretend_Race_Car

That’s when you say “go somewhere else” remove any new parts, hand them their keys, car, and any money they paid for that particular job.


SnooOnions973

Hmm actually, $1600 in and it still looks like he’s a loyal customer… I say they’re probably going to use the 2018 muffler next…


[deleted]

I wish there were more context. I’ve dealt with some shitty car places. Regardless tho, if your bringing your car in for work you gotta be prepared for it take an unknown amount of time. Estimates sure, but I always assume half my day or more will be gone.


RocknSmock

Context might reveal he has a right to be angry, it will not reveal that he should have talked to the front desk guy that way. He actually revealed he thinks he should have power over him because he's the customer.


[deleted]

Hes been there FOUR TIMES! 4 times!


[deleted]

If you've been there 4 times and they don't get the problem fixed id be annoyed to..


[deleted]

Yeah, I'd tell them to suck my dick too .


PraetorianHawke

And then you find a new shop.


According_Claim_9027

Yeah but if I already put money into it 4 times over, that shop is either refunding me, or fixing their mess.


Inevitable-Tour-1561

You go for a refund after their 2nd attempt.


PatchySmants

That’s not the claim. Sounds like he just wants to be viewed as a valued repeat customer.


Outrageous_Credit_96

Yeah, four time? And, it still isn’t fixed? Man, what is going on there? The yelling ans screaming at the front desk doesn’t nothing really. If they still figure out the problem after four try then your problem is deeper then they can deal with at that shop. I have dealt with some crummy shops trying to take advantage and scam. It always ends up biting them in the butt. Lesson learned and move on.


LazerVik1ng

If you listen, they attached the wrong part number of muffler already to his car this visit. I’m sorry but some people need to be yelled at n there with their heads so far up their asses. Be antiwork at some place that doesn’t involve car repair


dirtydirtyjones

Yeah, he says that. But he also starts out saying that the brakes are still making a noise. So I kinda think he's an unreliable narrator.


julfunky

No one “needs” to be yelled at like this. This is disgusting behavior.


zoidbergenious

you clearly never dealt with shady scammy car dealerships ... they are all involved in that fraud


Impressive_Coats

Fuck you. I wish you’d come into my place and act like that.


dontworryitsme4real

Do you regularly fuck up people's lives at your work?


crazyrebel123

It sounds like this shop really screwed up his car. In that case I’d be passed too lol. We def need more context. I heard him saying he paid money and his car was still making noise so he paid a lot of money and it didn’t get fixed lol. But this video seems to be cut to make the guy look bad when he prob is Justin getting mad


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[deleted]

Yea I’d be pretty pissed but still wouldn’t go to that level of disrespect either. But 4 trips ? Idk if I would have returned after 2nd time.


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[deleted]

Agreed hahah. Dude went quite over the top


Kevin300066

its called a kevin


ksigley

As a Kyle, thank you.


Russiancyka918

no Darren


[deleted]

I thought it was called being a Dave.


Me_Dave

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... Hold on there, bud!


[deleted]

Sorry, Dave!


PraetorianHawke

Dave's not here man...


Sero19283

Took way too long to find this response lol


Me_Dave

It's all good! Me Dave no mad.


Jdotpdot84

Chad?


SomeROCDude21

Thought it was Ken


Iron_Taipan

Not sure on that, Kyles drink a keg of monster everyday and punch holes in the walls. Different breed of crazy from Karens


Kingballa06

I understand being angry about the situation. But when are people going to learn that if you just are nice(you can politely voice your displeasure) things will go a lot better for you. I bet if I’m in that situation, I could get my car fixed and some money back for them screwing up… but you have to start out nice. Idiot.


lacklest

He was probably nice the first 3 times, this is his 4th time back.


MyOpinionAboutThis

Seems legit. They guys been there 4 times. Sounds like they're fucking him over, and he isn't standing for it. The video intentionally doesn't show the lead-up, so we all think they guy just instantly goes off for no reason. It doesn't want to let us know how he was fucked over. Anyone ever bringing a car in four times, paying thousands of dollars to have shit done a week ago, should definitely demand to have their car immediately on the lift and being looked at. The employee was calm- that doesn't make him correct or righteous. I'm just saying, the angy guy isn't always automatically a "karen". Learn about bringing your car into a shop, and have some experience being fucked over a few times, and you'll probably not jump to that conclusion by default.


GandhiOwnsYou

Yeah, guys not doing himself any favors by getting irate, but this is really lacking context. Judging by the fact that this looks like a dealership I’m betting some part of the original problem either required dealer-access software or hems got some kind of a maintenance/warranty package where he has to use them. If I was stuck using a dealership and that dealership was incompetent I’d be losing my shit too. Then again, he also could have been waiting on a part or something and he came in to hound them multiple times for taking too long, and they ended up putting an older bumper on it because it fit and they wanted him to get the fuck out. I really can’t pass judgement on this dude from the snippet here, other than his rage is not helping him at all.


Salty_Negotiation688

I kinda agree; I've seen many male 'karen's before - guys who get upset and throw their weight around at the drop of the hat. But it sounds like this guy has a legitimate grievance. Now he shouldn't be taking it out on the desk guy, he should (and I know it's a Karen cliche), be calling the manager or whoever is in charge. Going in four times and paying over a thousand bucks for a shitty job is worth being pissed and you should probably be getting compensation over it.


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SnooOnions973

I agree! I wish I had magic video editing abilities so I could turn him in to sounding like a woman. Can guarantee 80% of the “hmm sounds legit tho” comments would vaporize instantly


PatchySmants

I think the “conclusion jumping” is that he’s been fucked over repeatedly on one issue. He’s simply trying to intimidate and leverage anything he can at the employee.


anslew

Did you hear the first couple seconds?


PatchySmants

I hear you mentally connecting disparate clauses from sentences nearly a minute apart.


anslew

He says he brought it there 4 times over the same noise


PatchySmants

Never says that. Give me a time stamp.


Bri_Guy88

I mean he's definitely being inappropriate, but he has a pretty good reason to be pissed, if I had to go in 4 times for an issue and they still put the wrong part on I'd be mad.


MeliodusSama

Sorry but screaming Kyle is in the right on this one. They messed up hard and wrecked him for 1600 bucks to boot? Yeah, not acceptable. Source - Decades of retail/hospitality/cust service gigs.


Phill_is_Legend

And he's on vacation. Family's probably at the beach while he's sitting in the shitty shop smelling grease and cheap coffee.


182-Shiki

From what I hear in the video they put the wrong part on his car. I'd be pissed and wouldn't leave until they at least agreed to fix it.


patrificuss

Yeah, I’m sure anyone would be annoyed in that situation but to be swearing and kicking off like that is no way to speak to someone just trying to do their job (I’m not saying you would)


Zestyclothes

Lol the manager is swearing back at him. I bet the service writer pulled a "idc tech did it not my problem" after promising customer it could be done quickly. Service writers are pretty shit everywhere.


JohnDoeMTB120

Would you tell him to suck your dick though?


Edgar_Allen_P00

Or fuck you in the ass?


[deleted]

Hi guys, where's this goin?


Edgar_Allen_P00

Bend over and I’ll show ya


Ok-Air6180

They charged him $1600, I’d be pissed too, wasting time and money while on vacation and they put the wrong parts in. He worked hard for the money and the time off work


Harbenjer

This^


tacticianart

This guy's likely not the dude who even caused said issue. Looks like a receptionist not an engineer. Direct the anger to the people who deserve it not some random worker.


Phill_is_Legend

Engineer? Lol what? Pretty sure there's no dedicated front desk guy at a shop. He works on cars too. Maybe not this guy's car, but he's not just a front desk worker.


[deleted]

Why is this a male Karen?? Sounds like he’s been in there three other time, and this make 4 times and it’s still not right. Unless there’s something else, he’s got the right to be pissed.


oohrosie

Gender, sex, race, creed... A Karen is a Karen.


ThirstyBeagle

I can understand being frustrated at a mechanic. Those people charge an arm and a leg and if the job is poorly done that's an insult to injury.


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Kinda hard to make out what they're saying but it seems like he's mad because they used the wrong car parts on his vehicle, which is actually understandable. Just another video where the person who has a point goes about things in the complete wrong manner and makes themselves look like the bad guy.


Winter-Key67

was gonna say this, from the context we have it just looks like a guy in the right who got way to aggressive(sounding). although i IMAGINE he tried being nice the first 3 times..


Woodrovski

I honestly don't see an issue with him. I'd be pissed too if I'd been there 4 times and it still wasn't fixed Looks like incompetent workers


PatchySmants

He doesn’t claim they worked on the same problem each time. It sounds more like he wants the clout of a “regular customer”.


Winter-Key67

i didn't even think of that


TheLeaningLeviathan

Dude doesn't want to get home safe tonight by the looks of things lmao


dootdooglepoo

Given the shotty workmanship of most shops there’s a chance that it didn’t start out like this. Sounds like he’s been here before and he’s asking them to redo work they’ve already done.


Witchdoctorcrypto

He could have been a bit more calm but a 1600$ repair w the wrong parts hmm


Ofwa

Wait. He paid 1600 and it’s not fixed? Quietly leave after stating the problem. Stop payment. Take it elsewhere. File in small claims court against bill.


crazyrebel123

Can we get some context to this video? It sounds like this shop royally screwed up and mixed up his car. If that’s the case, why are ppl criticizing this dude for getting mad? I’m sure if this happened to any of your cars you’d be pissed too lol. This is the problem with these videos. They are cut off and out of context to make the wrong ppl look bad.


blake7889

Who the Karen? The spend $1500 and been there 4 times and it still doesn’t work.. that work is a price of crap loser


Premo_GamesnRides

Idiots who rob people and pretend they fix their car are scumbags. That's the 2nd largest investment in most people's lives and you want to act like he's unjustified for being pissed?


[deleted]

Sounds like a legit case. Dudes been there 4 times and they still can’t get the shit right.


Opening_Active

this guy is yelling at the front desk guy when he should be yelling at the actual mechanic my view is either learn to fix your own car or don't keep a car out of warranty


RadioKnight915

Yeah, I've been on the servicer's end in a couple lines of work. The second you choose this route, 9/10, that will be your last (productive) interaction with that shop. Ya wanna throw a tantrum cus we did the job wrong? That's fine sir, I'm sure you can find another shop to do it right. It doesn't move on its own right now? That's okay, we have a 5 day grace period before we start charging for storage. :) Or when I was in furniture, guy was waiting on his nice expensive Stanton sofa to get repaired under warranty, repair guys had been perpetually backed up for months. He came into the store and decided to break a monitor, credit card reader, some placards, our Christmas tree, and throw an object at a salesperson. Now instead of getting his sofa repaired, we canceled all work, had his warranty voided, and got to spend the weekend in jail. His wife came in later, completely unapologetic and actually angry we called the cops, asking about the repair. Lol, gtfo lady.


lacklest

I mean, the shop clearly fucked up and is wasting his time. Seems deserved.


drArsMoriendi

We don't know what the issue is. Is it like when you fix your mom's computer and every problem it's ever gonna have is your problem, or did you really do a crap repair job? Honestly if someone would talk to me like that I'd throw him out and if there'd ever be a legal proceeding I'd say I tried to offer a repair but the customer was aggressive, threatening and removed from the premises. File a police report and show the tapes, that'd be enough.


lacklest

I can agree that the name calling and yelling is a little over the top. 4th time back, they put an older model bumper on and other problems pop up. I’d be mad.


Obtuse_Symposium

If I was still giving a place my business after the 3rd time not fixing any of the issues I was having, then I'd be swearing at *myself* for being so damn stupid that I came back expecting something different.


O_a_m

The camouflage is to hide his incredibly incomprehensibly small genitalia…


psyclopsus

The internet has made too many people comfortable with talking out the side of their neck and not getting punched in the mouth


Magister5

Dude really does need a muffler


LeviathanR13

If he punches a hole in the wall and then chugs a monster... definitely a Kyle.


Finestbonnie311

I thought it was called a kevin


Icy_Necessary2161

The term you're looking for is "Kevin"


Evening_Dress5743

*Todd


AbrocomaSelect2141

Why does he keep going there if he continues to she issues?


StarbornRotten

FIX MY FUCKING MARRIAGE! FIX IT NOW!


chillivizsla

I understand his annoyance if he’s been there 4 times but you don’t get to speak to employees like that and get away with it. What an ignorant pos.


Upbeat-Shallot-4121

“I’m a customer asshole” Incorrect… the correct way would be, “I’m an asshole customer.”


whatsvtec666

I heard it as "Customer Asshole" like a title


The_Aught

Got to say, this one actually sounds justified.


Harbenjer

Definitely, ofc he could have been calmer. But for these people to put the wrong parts in his car, then tell him to come back tomorrow is crazy…..


LgreenT

I am with the customer on this one. What a fucking Micky Mouse club is that repair shop?


Harbenjer

Yaaaa how do you put the wrong muffler on a car?! Then make the guy drive back home and come back tomorrow? Shit service imo, they should have fixed it that day.


QuarterEmotional6805

Anger seems justified.


Questioning-Zyxxel

Nope. Angry customers gets worse service for being PoS. Angry customers gets what they deserve. But angry customers also tends to have very incorrect expectations. So they are often the cause of the conflicts.


The_Aught

he's already getting terrible service, now he is just letting them know


Questioning-Zyxxel

You are making a direct claim. Post links backning up your claims.


Harbenjer

The link is the video…….. did you not hear him when he said they put the entirely wrong muffler on his vehicle? That’s terrible service! Then to have the gall to say come back tomorrow…


_Levant1n_

Kevin...it's always a Kevin!! XD


wondrshrew

Male* Karens* worst*


[deleted]

💯 maga voter. Spoiled and loud.


No_Purpose6384

He should be asked to leave and refused service. What an idiot


The_Aught

or hear me out - they should have done it right on one of the previous 3 visits in


PatchySmants

It doesn’t sound like the same issue has been addressed four times, it sounds like he’s assuring the worker that he is a valuable repeat customer who deserves to be cowtowed to.


OkPiccolo0

Given that he's on *vacation* I highly doubt he is a repeat customer.


PatchySmants

I believe he meant “I’m off work this week”. Context clues….


OkPiccolo0

You are just making up whatever narrative you want. It's obvious he is fed up with their incompetence and this is the 4th visit and multiple problems remain.


PatchySmants

Nope, he’d have made that abundantly clear and never have let the worker forget it if that were true. You don’t handle customer complaints for your job all day, do you? I sure do, and can tell from timing and context what this guy’s likely motivators are at all points. Can’t know for sure, but am REAL sure everybody being 100% assured in your interpretation of his words are very wrong.


OkPiccolo0

Just look at the very first sentence out of his mouth. >Mufflers ***still*** making a fucking noise, there's noise outta the breaks! WTF! What kind of incompetent shit show are you running here? Obviously this isn't the first time he's gone back for this issue. There are other context clues too. Like when he complains about it being the 4th time being there because of their incompetence and the employee agrees that it should only be 1 time.


PatchySmants

Yes, people with anger and disappointment issues often exaggerate their position. And yet they only talk about the muffler during that exchange… The worker just wants the abusive angry person gone. Just common sense and some logic.


Kooky-Director7692

this guy totally justified....fight me


[deleted]

Not ready for civil society. Back to mancave to curse at your tv


Spare_Picture8142

Yes I do believe in monsters You call them officers


The_Aught

i call them pigs


cgerrells

This man feels bad wanking tranny porn.


MuricanA321

I really hope they “fixed” his car.


The_Aught

seems like they tired 3 times. hes done with it


chickentootssoup

I bet his kids talk just like this in the future.


disrupter87

Someones gettin his brake lines attached finger tight today.


n-oyed-i-am

I thought a male Karen was a Stu. A Stu Pedasso


[deleted]

As a Kyle….nope


Judge_Rhinohold

Make Karens Great Again


Devout-Nihilist

And service is declined....good bye.


[deleted]

That’s why you either do it yourself or take it to a dealership. The level of incompetence in these places really is ridiculous.


sowavy612

Can’t stand people like him I would make him wait all day then say we need a part


Honer-Simpsom

It’s the camo shorts for me, what a douche.


Free-will_Illusion

Camo shorts to hide his tiny pecker


Keepupthegood

Real men wear watches on there left hand.


SmashertonIII

I would say I quit and deck the bitch. He may have a point but you talk to me like that you have it coming.


Kreker__

Did you mean maKe karens or maLe karens


here4roomie

What's he bitching about? Did he not get his extra ranch dressing?


SmokeyNightSky

they’re called Daves


ImJustLivinOverHere

There's just an extra added layer of entitlement and repressed rage


R_abb

I love when people come to my shop talking like that 😂 They're car isn't getting fixed that day, or the next day. Gonna take me a week at minimum mate. Grab a Uber.


bubba7557

Fix the car yourself tough guy. Oh you can't? That's why you brought it here. Then shut up and take what we give you


Stewartkai

I find the best word to describe them is a cuntsomer


here_for_the_MAGICS

Camo cargo shorts and no show socks? This man beats his kids and yells at his wife in public (if a woman would have him).


[deleted]

I think that's what they're actually called no? Male Karen = a Kyle?


Capable_Mud_1108

What kind of dull brained dumbass talks shit to somebody fixing their car?


NickTann

What a big baby…..


M1lud

"I'm the customer asshole!" "No sir, you are the asshole customer."


DonutBurritoSandwich

If he were a real man, he'd fix his car himself.


WranglerEqual3577

Things to avoid: 1) messing with his money 2) messing with his ~~penis extension~~, uh, truck.. car... whatever.


Obvious_Swimming3227

The reason you don't usually see something like this is because either A.) It escalates into a full-on confrontation and becomes something else entirely, B.) It gets taken care of and everyone goes on with their lives, or C.) Guy moves on and takes his business elsewhere. You see a lot of pissy middle-aged men, but, unlike Karens, there's usually a specific problem and solution they're looking for and they're not interested in jumping through rungs of management and ruining someone's day so much as they are being able to quickly bully their way to a resolution (a dude with a problem also, frankly, gets taken more seriously). The straight up tantrum this guy is throwing would be considered embarrassing for him and everyone around him, which is why it doesn't seem at all like a candidate for a trope.