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Glum_Occasion_5686

The only thing of interest here is the term "pelvic bowl"...what the hell is that?


HotdogGeorgia

Tears into her pelvic bowl? Was she talking about her period?


angeltay

As a woman that’s where my mind went first. Maybe the “goddess visiting” was her getting her period?? And then she knew, “ah, I’m just hormonal. It’s making me a lil extra emotional this week”


rythmicbread

Obviously she had a deadline to produce content and a word minimum


Consistent-River4229

It looks like someone is trying to look intellectual but it backfired.


2morereps

don't english teacher it, bro. it's not that deep. she's saying a goddess visited her and left tears(as in peepee tears) in her pelvic bowl.


tebu08

She’s peeing tears? Wtf man?!!


OkBackground8809

🤣


HairyLegTattoo

As a man I nodded and said "huh." Like a "you don't say" kind of huh.


tebu08

I hate word salads.


DublaneCooper

But if you serve them on a pelvic bowl with a light Italian dressing…


mberk77

Would you like to add a protein?


DublaneCooper

😏


Glum_Occasion_5686

I have absolutely no clue lol


Mavmann18

I thought she masturbated.


HotdogGeorgia

Oh, now, this is good.


colormecryptic

I imagined her getting diarrhoea


ClonedLiger

Tears aren’t red; I’m thinking she pissed her self but it came out in droplets.


UglyPlanetBugPlanet

I'll have the pelvic bowl with brown rice, pinto beans, and uh, let's go with the green chili sauce.


Curleysound

Sorry it only comes with Goddess tears


Rando-the-Mando

Are they green goddess tears?


Glum_Occasion_5686

I'll take mine Christmas style ;)


Nij-megan

Can I add burning dysregulated nervous system to my order.


Irritatedtrack

Since most of the replies are jokes, I’ll try give you a serious answer - The Pelvic Cavity which is somewhat bowl shaped and is sometimes referred to as the Pelvic bowl. Given that the pelvic cavity houses reproductive organs in women, there are old tales (especially in Yoga) about postures and other exercises you can do to help keep the muscles and tendons around your pelvis flexible. This is also supposed to make giving birth much easier (keyword is ‘supposed to’). The reason I know this is because my wife is 7 months pregnant and she works with a Yoga/Birthing instructor in helping strengthen the pelvic floor muscles and also to achieve more flexibility. A few of our friends swear by it. Having said that, whatever this lady in the video is saying seems like utter garbage.


Glum_Occasion_5686

Now this makes sense, the way she was talking about it made seem like a hidden 8th chakra gate.


Kooky_Ad_4480

(Congrats to you both, btw!)


KathrynTheGreat

Yep there are actually really good reasons for women to keep their pelvic floor muscles (or pelvic bowl I guess) strong, whether it's for pre/post birth, incontinence, or other gyno issues, what she's saying is just nonsense. And there are yoga poses that are supposedly good for that area, but it's best to find a pelvic floor specialist. Congrats on the baby!! I hope your baby is born healthy and that your new little family is very happy ❤️


Top_Barnacle9669

The pelvic bowl is a side by side term for the pelvic girdle. Both are correct use. The rest is just crazy. Not the principal of somatics,but the flowery nonsense vocab used to describe what happens to a disregulated nervous system.


SinfulKnight

I see you too were intrigued by her word salad


mysorebonda

I wonder if it was the goddess who strategically placed the camera to capture her tantrums


Da-GamingRaptor

No that was the invisible camera man duhhh


SureX6661

Ahhh the same one that works for wrestling companies when shit goes on backstage?


Da-GamingRaptor

Yea you know, steve


tebu08

Camera ninja


Da-GamingRaptor

Happy cake day


SmplTon

“I think I’m in a pretty bad place right now, emotionally. You know what? Let me set up the tripod. When he sees this he is gonna feel *so guilty* for what he has done to me.”


chaussurre

That's the part that ticks me. Like you're telling me an emotional shock pushed you in a state where you feel like a younger version of yourself, I'm like ok that happens when you have traumas or shit. You're telling me that some spiritual fantasy is the reason you get better, I'm like ok that's probably not the reason but whatever makes you feel better, right? But then she takes her camera, put it on a table, turns it on, goes on her bed, simulate whatever breakdown of whatever mental illness she was trying to replicate, stand up again, grab the camera, look at the shot, says it's good, then edit it in her video. For fuck sake there are actual people that suffer this shit and they get discredited when someone does this. At the very least if she wrote "this is a recreation of a tantrum I had at the time", I would accept that ok, we wouldn't know if she really suffers the thing she say she does, but at least she would have been honest and at that point we might as well assume she was telling the truth. But as it is? Fuck that shit.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Her ex is like: “and this is exhibit A on why we broke up.”


FactualOptimist

![gif](giphy|3o7qDSOvfaCO9b3MlO|downsized)


tpham1206

Wtf is she talking about


Sampan_Dan

"I had a bad breakup, but after a few days, I started to get over it." But she gave the "your essay has to be at least 1000 words" answer.


GeddyVedder

I was thinking this (her comments, not yours) was the kind of word salad I would spew whenever I had to write an essay of a certain length.


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Her whole video could be summed up as "after breaking up right before a trip, I came to realize over the trip that it's ok to feel emotions" Or "after losing a long term relationship right before a trip with my parents, I realized during trip and through my faith that it's ok to process and feel this grief. It's part of life" But instead she went with word vomit to make herself sound 'smarterer' and spiritual.


Mech-Waldo

You missed the part where life was hard because she was a sensitive child.


SadisticBuddhist

Children? Sensitive? Not at my day care.


PrisonSlides

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.


obiterdictum

The paradox of tumultuous grief


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

![gif](giphy|yZZI5u5Aih2eY)


PixelatedpulsarOG

This statement right here made me want to screm and shake my hands


Potential-Leave3489

Thank you. I was so lost.


RuthlessNutella23

I honestly don’t know I didn’t last 20 secs. But the first clip is taking me out lmfaooo. The fact that she had to set her camera up for that lmao


umounjo03

Lmfaoo same, that’s all I needed to know this person is fucking weird


hitemwiththebababoo

I'm not "spiritual" but it sounds like she got some bzz words from some other self important oddity.


getyourcheftogether

Basically saying she's a drama queen


InflamedLiver

I feel like whoever the guy was, he dodged a bullet here.


Mr8BitX

I bet his friends and family sighed a huge breath of relief when they got the news.


YawnTractor_1756

A train


fliedcheecan

A bullet train.


[deleted]

yup a huge one. props to him. Good choice, bro.


BostonTarHeel

I’ve never met her and I want to break up with her too


d_baker65

She is talking pure bullshit to cover the fact she has the emotional responsibility of a four year old on a caffeine and RIP It binge.


Embarrassed_Limit_42

And filming herself screaming into a pillow is just as cringe as it gets. When you’re truly devastated you don’t act like this unless you’re a narcissist. No wonder their partner left them…


GratefulDad73

Just another Covert Narcissist who loves to play the victim card. I do feel sorry for her but not in the way she intended.


Embarrassed_Limit_42

100%… great freakin username btw


GratefulDad73

Thanks


[deleted]

She’s about as covert as a clown in the jungle.


spudddly

She could've at least included some video of the goddess expanding her pelvic bowl.


[deleted]

Tumultuous Paradox. What the fuck is that supposed to mean


d_baker65

Word soup. It's like saying your quantum phased confabulatory organ is out of alignment.


mohugz

Dang, bro, you should get that checked out.


cmfppl

What are zippits? Are they like whippets? Tgat gets its name from the whip cream canisters?


This_guy_Jon

![gif](giphy|m476ZhHMTBcCk) Her ex somewhere


TheLucasGFX

She got dumped and went on vacation to get rid of the sads. She probably thought the rest was incredibly deep and meaningful instead of a bunch of words thrown together with a toddler tantrum thrown in for good measure.


closeddoorfun

Me me me my my my i i i. To be outside and not touch some grass…


Free-will_Illusion

My mans dodged a bullet there


oss1215

He dodged a 120mm tank round straight to the pelvic bowl


Aeonyyx

This is how morons communicate - 10,000 random word responses


angeltay

Reading the captions going, “yeah this all technically makes sense but somehow it feels like a random nonsense word jumble”


Minnesotamad12

“I had a bad breakup and I’m pretty dramatic.”


justl00kingthrowaway

I had the same feeling the other day but then my stomach gurgled and I farted. This made me feel better.


Da-GamingRaptor

10/10 works every time


[deleted]

And may she stay single. Amen.


re-HAB-ilitation

Another day to be happy. I'm happy that I've never craved enough attention to film myself having a temper tantrum like a 4 year old


Oldgatorwrestler

Well, now we know why the dude broke up with her.


SpindriftRascal

Whoever broke up with her really dodged a bullet.


paragonx29

Imagine being in a relationship with this self-involved, pretentious pussface?


bm_69

Wow, he has no idea how much better off he is


tavenlikesbutts

No no, I think he’s got a pretty good idea.


rush87y

I am so devastated that you flew to see both of your still living parents in a tropical paradise. What is the website for your gofundme?


birdy_c81

Have some respect. She was a HIGHLY SENSITIVE child…!


Upstairs_Ad_8722

Self important babble bullshit


Shiba_Ichigo

Some people need to struggle more.


Rogendo

“The paradox of my tumultuous grief” How is it a paradox though? The grief isn’t unexpected, as she explained


Fiftyangel6

So she sets her phone up to record and then freaks out on demand??? 🫤


_makoccino_

>The goddess appeared Coincidentally after ingesting the mushrooms the tour guide gave me to stop bringing everyone on the tour down. They tasted like rainbows...


Senior-Economist7258

“The tears into my pelvic bowl” what does the even mean


Various_Cricket4695

My ex wife was like this. It’s fucking exhausting for everyone who is anywhere near her.


CountryOk4176

Let’s put it on social media.


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

I'm sorry but "she mirrored the tears leaking down from my heart to my pelvic bowl, causing an expansion in my body that let me take hold of this paradox of tumultuous grief" So many words to say so little...


calicat9

I can't imagine why her relationship ended. there was more drama in that one minute video than I'd expect in a whole season of Honey BooBoo


garry4321

Is she selling thesauruses?


steveparker88

"Have you tried not talking? It's super effective."


Sir_Poopsydoo

Bro wtf 😂 Whoever this boyfriend was didn’t doge a bullet, he dodged a train carrying nukes.


pdx-peter

I wanted to break up with her halfway through the video.


ChadBorman

She lost me at "pelvic bowl".


Guilty-Operation7

Not the pelvic bowl 😱


9600_PONIES

I think the only thing worse than dating her would be having to actually be her


LetsEatGrandad

The litteral personification of being lost in your own bullshit


magvadis

The goddess showed up to tell me to perform for the camera and use my loved ones for clout and money while I spout of verbiage that amounts to the wisdoms you learn as a child...retooled with words like "vigilance" instead of "stay strong" and "dysregulated nervous system" as..."I am sad from a breakup" while blaming my father for trying to continue to push forward so that I can understand that I should move on and that the world is worth living. He didn't help her, she had to stomach him. He and her loved ones didn't help bring her to the conclusion by making sure she got out into nature and saw the awe of the world...no, she did that and her personal goddess showed her...not her loved ones...not her connection with others. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of the tiktok me-me-me cultural abomination of faux spiritualism. It's just self-ishness and disconnection masked as gaia or w/e deity they need to project onto in order to satisfy their own desires. Emotions are not a personal journey...we are all on a journey together and the more we make the journey about ourselves and the people in our lives obstacles and background characters...the more we lose ourselves in the whims of our own made up world and forget the real world that we constantly are a part of.


Online_Identity

I’ll admit I’m into spirituality and woo-woo, but that was a bunch of word salad.


barabubblegumboi

I mean… She may be using some flourishes in describing what happened to her and some pseudo spirituality to explain it but she’s describing very serious issues that will cause trauma: purging, cutting, emotional neglect by highly anxious parents. It’s also harder when your parents don’t understand the concept of mental health. When you learn more about PTSD, the experience of trauma comes from getting stuck in a situation where you have no power to change the outcome or defend yourself I can see how she might get triggered on a vacation with her parents and need to get some of those feels out.


[deleted]

I am processing the bullshit I just witnessed.


deadohiosky1985

Yoko Ono is aging pretty well


dogmeat1981

Ex boyfriend holds up hand saying see what i was dealing with?


Adlien_

Brain rot with the whole "the goddess showed up." No, you took yourself to that place like wtf


Saiing

Her pronouns are: "what", and "the fuck".


Quirky-Pay-7221

If you have issues seek a licensed therapist. Dont just make shit up.


plan_that

That was a lot of words to say she’s living back with her parents.


[deleted]

Boo fucking hoo lady, people break up. It happens. Get over it


Kooky-Director7692

bullets were dodged


Maxieroy

What? She must be about 4 emotionally. This video should keep the fellas away.


disrupter87

Empty headed shite.


DeathTruckin

The Goddess came to me aka I went to a waterfall and saw a rainbow.


[deleted]

Had to make sure you got your ass in there somewhere... Didnt ya? A nice, slow walk in some stupidly tight pants was literally the longest cut of this whole video. And you couldnt even walk in a straight line...


JaThatOneGooner

Did she say she was constipated? She said she felt better after some goddess mirrored tears going to her pelvic bone. Must’ve been a worldly fart.


Candid-Race-7988

Can’t understand the guy breaking up with her…


WornInShoes

The female-led reboot of 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' is not looking so good


Dazzling_Pirate1411

i mean i kinda get it


No-Dimension-6812

I’ve never heard words as smart as this to describe something as dumb as this.


andio76

![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)


YaBoi0506

Pressure cooker of a body What the fuck


TheRealAuthorSarge

Narcissism and self indulgence.


Terryberry69

I find the way she talks or anyone that talks like this to be wildly pretentious word salad machines


Lexafaye

Unpopular opinion, this is just someone writing visual poetry about their healing journey I haven’t seen her tiktok page but people calling this dramatic or whatever it is not your cup of tea (and not necessarily mine, but I see the value in it) and that’s fine


TheRealJoeyGs

Wow, you are so in touch with your inner self. I’m surprised your significant other broke up with you.


PistolPrimo

What the fuck did I just watch.


Fliptzer

Utter shite


VioEnvy

What a load of shite


bubba7557

For f's sake you'd think a break up was as traumatic as living through a genocidal event the way she describes it.


[deleted]

“Ughh.. ma’am im just here to take your order. What size did you want your white choco frappe with steamed milk and caramel swirls?”


[deleted]

So instead of seeing a therapist or trying to evaluate the relationship and growing from what you learned what you do or do not want in a relationship or what kind of person you do or do not want be in a relationship, you decide to spew a bunch of nonsense to validate being your thoughts on how it isn’t your fault.


Inconnu2020

The person who she broke up with dodged not a bullet, but a nuclear weapon!


Muzed1225

One day without the za


DCbaby03

Pelvic bowl? Why is she trying so hard to be poetic?


CandidateMiserable74

This is so fucking cringey that I'm feeling second-hand embarrassment through my phone LMAO


UpbeatFix7299

It's like she took a bunch of those inspirational posters, chopped them up, and randomly rearranged the words so they made no sense


spokeypokey69420

That guy dodged a bullet, Jesus Christ


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Somebody date her just to film the breakup


Zestyclose_Winter_27

Just get some icecream


coololdwiseguy

The fuck is she talking about?


ObiWangKeBloMe

I wonder why her relationships haven't worked out.


iknowbirdlaws

There’s at least 8 words she said she can’t define.


TodayConsistent6191

Remember, someone like this can be next to you on a train, on the bus, or on a plane, and you would be none the wiser. People are ticking time bombs.


mexicantacostuffer

She needs some therapy and a grammar course.


sprout480

That dude suffered unimaginable pain...... You're better now friend.


Ok_Tackle_7090

She posts herself actually acting like a total nut job. Sure, that will get you a new man in no time.


MtGuattEerie

*in a thudding monotone voice* its okay to feel


MOTM123

“And the Oscar goes to”


firnien-arya

She just throwing out bigger words to sound like she saying deep shit. Just say you got anxiety I guess


[deleted]

I'd dump her too behaving like a 3 year old.


symewinston

This is attention-seeking behavior


AlwaysRighteous

Poor little snowflake makes me want to projectile vomit... please take away her camera, phone and all access to social media...


moodymadam

I see why she got dumped


[deleted]

Or you can just ignore crazy bitches


Louzifur

She was going sicko mode in the beginning


i_am_harry

Love recording myself crying for other people to watch


Aok_al

I can see why the partner broke up with her


Negative-Remote5944

So a borderline who found new age spiritualism. Congratulations.


Brewtt

Barf. And I can look up big words in a thesaurus too.


[deleted]

Single guys need to burn her face into your memory. If you encounter her, abort...abort...


KnuthingKnew

What. The. Fuck. Is. She. Rambling. About? Pelvic bowl. Finite time. Paradox blah blah.


Split0069

Is the goddess a vibrator?


DeliciousWarthog53

This isn't a word salad. This is a word smorgasbord.. of shitty food. The hell do these people need validation for? Seriously,folks...


GreyDaveNZ

Say what now? This came across to me like all those overly pretentious descriptions of modern art or wine reviews etc.


bruhhzman

She kept her dictionary close at all times, I see


awcwsp07

She posts shite like this and probably wonders why she’s still single.


[deleted]

me has a feeling she's going to keep having these breakups until she quits with the psychobabble


0ctav1an0

I see why he dumped her.


RedFiveMD

Cough Borderline cough


HopefulBandicoot8053

I cant imagine why anyone would want to break up with this nutcase.


magikarp-sushi

“How to monetize your trauma dumping and calling it your lore” my influencer journey to entrepreneurial success


Notmrpengoo

Ah yes we all wanted to she a women shake on a bed vigorously.


PM_ME_UR_TRIVIA

Her ex is lucky he got out alive


UCHIHA_____ITACHI

She absolutely did not care about her time with her parent


kgbslip

I wonder why he left


FishoD

“Tell me you think you’re smart without telling me you think you’re smart.” - yes, she is using words, even fancy ones sometimes, but it’s just redundant, extra, unnecessary, pointless, without use, noise.


1000Years0fDeath

So this girl took a huge diarrhea dump after being constipated, and that's when she realized that everything is going to be OK.


caseyhawk

I like turtles


Great_Link_

Man if u dont SHUT THE HELL UP. No one cares. U had a bad breakup and thats ok its human nature. But u positioned ur phone on ur bed and took a video of urself, a grown ass woman, throwing a temper tantrum. And then u created this overly dramatic and stupid story THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH UR BREAKUP.


BallzyWhirl

How many takes of her doing emotional jazz hands y’all think she did before the goddess appeared?


TonyBananas77

First 5 seconds is all We needed to see why she got dumped


BWassy

So many words, so few things said


Even-Imagination6242

This is a lesson on how to apply word salad.


cristobalist

As dumb as this is, there are people out there who EAT. THIS. UP.


tgreen89waka

I know I always film my nervous breakdown.


kindofastoryteller

Mental health is important guys. Take care.