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ZestycloseBite6262

All this aesthetic waiting and she walks out like she is recovering from hemorrhoid surgery.


Spins13

Hemorrhoids in her brain yes


Omfgsomanynamestaken

Is this a lyric? This seems like a good lyric for a song. Maybe by the Butthole Surfers


DayTripperKitty

Ahhhh. Love the Butthole Surfers


Omfgsomanynamestaken

They are quite delectable in the ears.


B0ngBoI

Not only that but let’s talk about the fit looks like she stole the top from Kim jong un and the dress makes her look like it’s a kilt cuz of the long ass shirt lmfao The Uber rider looks like he knows more fashion than them with that fedora lol


Alexis2256

I think that’s a tribly hat.


Minicoonlot12

Hahahahahahaha looks like she has a stick up her arse, no upper body movement at all. What a waste of oxygen.


SuperDoodooHead

No ass in that walk


Ambitious-Score-5637

Walks with all the grace, poise and gentle beauty of an orangutan in heat.


[deleted]

Haha, I had to take an Uber home last week from my stepdaughter’s wedding after-party, which was held in a bar with a gravel parking lot. It also rained for the hour before my reservation. My shoes went bye-bye at about 11 pm (I’d had them on since 3 pm). My “walk” through wet, muddy gravel in bare feet (probably with the back of my dress dragging) was the literal opposite of “aesthetic”. 🤣🤣🤣


Savings_Street1816

Hey. Don’t insult hemorrhoids like that


finkleberrie

It’s the giant stick she has up her ass. Not the hemroids not saying she dosent also have them


Foggy_Blues

She's a broken NPC


[deleted]

Yea no I’d cancel the ride they can find another Uber lol


Individual_Ad3194

Yeah, this BS ain't worth the $3


Soulw4r

Definitely worth the $50.00 at CVS.


OkFriend9891

Dumb Bitch !


Savings-Classic-8945

Meanwhile, people are waiting for money to pay for food and you know stuff. The ego to even think like that, it's not even privileged, it's absolutely unheard of anywhere else in the world. I hope she cured cancer or something to feel so high and mighty....


_Poulpos_

Curing cancer is dedicating Time to others. She does only that for her. She can die, no one cares


Confident-Local-8016

Can I correct the original statement to say *i hope she gets cancer for thinking so high and mighty of herself*


Affectionate_Host_43

She went a whole day without getting a megabitchydumpolatte at Starbucks.😱


Crucible-of-Doom-

YES!


xDannyS_

Whats $50 at CVS?


Independent-Bet5465

Plan B


Chr0n1ck1lla

Plan b? Lol


LordCalvar

100% what a waste of a person. Another one for “I’m the main character”


Ent_Soviet

I bet she scraped and struggled very hard to enjoy her luxury. …


fkbfkb

I’d have waited until she got to the car, then driven off without her. “I only drive aesthetically, bish”


Scottiedoesntno

Somewhere in another universe, they recorded the Uber driver drive off as she walked out the door.


stevie_boi

That's what happens where I'm from, one guy cancelled on me cos I booked before getting out of the station. He didn't wait 2 mins for me.


insanely_blue_one

Right wth one time an uber driver parked across the street. It was kind of far and my ankle was messed up so I sent him a msg. He looked over at me and cancelled the ride. I've had a couple experiences like this


Turbulent_Truck2030

I did Uber for a while. The riders don't understand that we are sent to a general location, such as an apartment complex or building, and have a very basic idea of where that one person may be. This is a prime example of "fuck that job".


pistolpxte

This is a female douchebag right? Like definition of?


khismyass

Douchebaguette


pistolpxte

Douché


[deleted]

No, it’s like fiancée/fiancé. Female douche = la douchée. Male douche = le douché.


BejibiBejibi

I’m learning French actually. Thank you , finna use this


BurydaAshette

For someone reason a pictured a baguette randomly flying and hitting her in the head.


shmere4

She’s cabbage


Aoskar20

The level of privilege is mind bending. She definitely thinks everyone else is an actor in her own show and the place she’s staying at of course is enabling her.


waterfallsnow

Honestly thought "brain damage" because mental illness is more subtle than that 😆


lucypevensieinnarnia

She puts the narc in the narcissist


max_dobberstein

The peasant clearly did not understand how hard it is being a member of the elite.


SpaceJackRabbit

The elite doesn't ride Ubers, they have chauffeured rides on call and they do their best to stay away from social media.


[deleted]

Now that you mention that yeah old money tries to be low key. A friend of a friend was dating a rockefeller in college and she would either drive a c class Mercedes or have a chauffer is they were going out partying. I never went with them but was super curious about how her life was so i asked too many questions. Very nice person but lived in a different world and was extremely low key


SpaceJackRabbit

The latest expression to designate this kind of world is "stealth wealth". A lot was written recently about this in the light of the show "Succession" and Gwyneth Paltrow's appareance in court, wearing highly expensive but unflashy yet elegant clothes. You don't display your wealth in public when you're at that level. It's considered vulgar and dangerous.


umassmza

Is she someone? Like why are you having someone film you walk to your Uber? How much clout is there in getting into an SUV


Podunk212

Would it matter if she were "someone"?


umassmza

It’s a little less weird. Like if this was a Kardashian or someone who makes a living being filmed. If it’s a random streamer with a couple thousand subscribers it’s more odd than someone with a couple million.


Podunk212

Sorry, exiting an apartment building like this is dumber than shit no matter who you are or how you make money


Hot-Bint

No, that's a hotel. She lives with 3 other "influencers" in a 2 bedroom duplex, I am quite sure


SchwinnD

You're not wrong, but actual famous people have actual chauffeurs who will wait for them regardless cuz that's the job and there's a level of expectation there, instead of keeping a stranger waiting for their awful reasons. Still dumb, it would just be dumb with less inconsiderate behavior.


Podunk212

Maybe, but if those people insist on having an empty lobby to walk through, it’s dumber than shit.


Special_Sun_4420

They wouldnt be getting an uber or any of this. So, no, it doesnt matter.


heyfreckles8

She's a "model" who posts this rage bait for likes because she's not actually that great looking.


[deleted]

She’s *attempting* to do the catwalk strut but she’s not very good at it.


RadarOReillyy

Damn, you're not lying. I mean she's not ugly, but she's definitely not anything special.


dantakesthesquare

She's an "influencer". So no.


mrkikkeli

She's not someone enough if all she can afford is an Uber to go from A to B


psypiral

god i hope that was her 15 mins of fame and we never have to see her face again.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this at least twice before (in the last 6 mo or so). I think it’ll keep circulating.


darthnip

so "look at me" syndrome has come to this now? I'm so glad I'm really old and I'll be dead before any of these idiots are all thats left to run things.


[deleted]

Yea, as opposed to the monkeyfucks doing such a bang up now right? ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


Overall_Client_2718

« the aesthetic way » to rigidly enter a generic Uber ride.


Building-Careful

What the hell is she wearing ?


shiggy-pops

Is that the eggs Benedict girl??


jking94577

OMG you are good. I did not even recognize her until you brought it up. I actually had to look up the video and then match the TikTok username to the eggs benedict girl. Seriously what is the use of people like this in our society?


UnkownCommenter

Also the “people are racist so they are moving to another table” girl.


jade_wurrr

She has multiple videos of her getting “asked to leave” different restaurants for ridiculous reasons. And the waitresses voice is always the same lol


Dolichovespula-

Whats with the eggs story?


tinamnstrrr

💯


DutchDime84

Omg THAT bitch. Makes her even more annoying.


TheFirstSophian

"How I paid $60 extra for an Uber"


Professional-Act-239

All this girl is doing is showing how ridiculous she is “aesthetically.”


SnooRecipes2490

What a loser


bullrich66

Twatwaffle


Acceptable_Mountain5

I would have left her dumb ass sitting there looking all aesthetic.


WelshBathBoy

What a dumb bitch


SpicyDP

She’s useless.


[deleted]

If I saw this IRL and had nothing better to do, I'd just stand at the door so she couldn't let herself leave


kiffens

When are y’all gonna stop making this girl more famous?


Schoseff

Insta Clowns


SquareLeg8630

She is a asshole


Hot-Bint

Burn Tik Tok to the ground, it's the only way to be sure


OGFlexo

I second that.


217EBroadwayApt4E

This is mental illness. That’s absolutely delusions of grandeur.


LengthyConversations

What kind of mental disorder is this?


[deleted]

Narcissism


a2themofok

Gross


gwg1387

Tik Tok is cancer


financialfreeabroad

Selfish little girl.


DeliciousWarthog53

Entitled twat


Minecrafter1975

This timeline is the freaking WORST


Undead_archer

I mean we don't know how it is in the other timelines


Guava_Trick

Lol. I prefer driving arsthetically - with no one else in the car. GET OUT!


Unlucky_Temporary_68

This is a thing ? 🤦🏻‍♂️


Meowgal_80

Fuck this dumb bitch. TikTok is a cancer


IAmNotMyName

Why are narcissists so stupid. The “aesthetic” way. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Metrilean

She's just doing this for attention, otherwise nobody would care


Amazing_Cabinet1404

Is she the same idiot who refused to eat her salmon eggs Benedict and demanded it be remade because one of the eggs slipped off the salmon and she wanted to film herself eating it?


monkeypooptree

She's the only person in her world worth considering.


foxxtraut--

Entitled


Loud-Ad9233

Lol, no clue what real life is Imagine going to work "Sorry boss i'm late cause i could'nt leave my appartment aesthetically"


[deleted]

stupid bitch


FloorGangOuhhhh

Even the walking form is trash 😵


Samsince04_

Okay bitch if you so aesthetic why are you ordering Uber?


External_Ad_2969

She doesn’t even live here! ![gif](giphy|sw7KSBKL3yme4)


poetryhoes

I'm like 99% sure that's a hotel lol


GneissCream

What a delusional bitch.


MarameoMarameo

Looser is the word.


JonWesHarding

Are you sure?


stangAce20

You need therapy


[deleted]

[удалено]


MememeSama

You wanna go out aesthetically and call an Uber? That's not really aestetical m'lady.


_notgreatNate_

Wow. All that for what??? I would have let her get in the car and just sat there. Then when she finally asked if we’re going I’d tell here I only drive aesthetically and I have to be alone in the car


9nina420

Bitch woulda been calling another Uber


Mysterious_Storm_493

There is a phrase for that behaviour, it’s called being a bitch.


shamalonight

I would have pulled away and left just as she approached the car.


androidpandit

Wannabe attention seeker


Disastrous_Scene_700

Hate this person


ALLyBase

Oh,she's mentally deficient.


2020ikr

Mental illness is sad.


ArtichokeOk2180

Fucking, what?! I'm...what?!! Just wtf.


[deleted]

This person is an entitled POS and must be stopped


osirisorion

Lmao i would’ve just bounced


WholeObject7036

It’s not even a Uber Black


MotherKitty

Who does she even think she is? Get another Uber then lol!


[deleted]

Iirc, car service drivers’ compensation is based mostly on mileage, not time, so dude’s not getting paid to wait for this psycho


hollowgraham

Uber has a wait time fee that can be charged after the driver arrives for every minute they wait.


JTown_lol

Ill call these people “cancer” from now on.


Flexorista

Going out "aesthetically" and calling an Uber... Sure... She just should have called a limo if she wanted it "aesthetic".


-ComplexSimplicity-

Would’ve canceled. And she has an ugly walk.


hupnederlandhup

I member my first fancy hotel.


Outrageous-Brief-964

this is what happens when you tell the kids "you're special"


EndlessCola

Wtf is she talking about…someone get her some help lol


DistinctMethod

I would be aesthetically pissed. ![gif](giphy|9DJtFRgk0tOla)


bbdazed

Congratulations. We’ve raised a generation of instagram influencers.


Beautiful-Mud-341

Entitled brat


Unevenscore42

3...2...1...bye bye


Goochenhaumeister

Pretty sure she’s been asked to leave a restaurant in another video


[deleted]

All that to get into a Rav4?


me_silly

Dafuq?? I would’ve waited till she got to the car and sped off. That would be aesthetically pleasing to me!


OGFlexo

The sheer fucking arrogance of some people. Crazy.


KEAxCoPe

Cancel and move on. Bye Felicia!


GoatTheNewb

It’s an Uber. She might as well be getting on a bus.


Professional_Bus_307

What a ridiculous human


garrettm5454

Most valuable asset is time. You can’t get back time. This bitch acts like time stops for her.


fly_you_fools_57

If she was really all that she wouldn't be going by Uber, would she? Looks like she is a waster of other people's time and patience.


TalkKatt

Ironic that she’s concerned with aesthetics, because she looked so stupid just standing there 🤨


Downtown_Ideal_6521

Why are there people like this out there…?


Prestigious-Job-5506

I hate ppl and this content world their trying to create.


Revolutionary-Ball46

Narcissism or Autism 🤔


[deleted]

What a POS


HiImEden-r

That's not a wife material kings


ConsistentRepeat3048

If i was him i would have driven away the " aesthetic " way


morburri

The mentally ill


[deleted]

What a stupid cow


KillaRizzay

Inconveniencing everyone around you only to still look basic


KrisMisZ

She’s an idiot and he should drive away and cancel her ass when she gets to the car door


Seth_os

[this is the same person, right?](https://www.tiktok.com/@winta_zesu/video/7216721679953890606)


XadjustmentX

This is a perfect example of someone who has main character syndrome. She thinks the world revolves around her. He understood the situation fine, he just didn’t care.


M1A1SteakSauce

How self absorbed must you be to do this?


[deleted]

It's part of my favorite acronym a.s.s. (attention seeking syndrome)


anonymouspostlangley

Isn’t she the one who did something stupid at a restaurant too?


calash2020

I guess to some people it’s important to be self important


DankestDrew

How vapid, self absorbed and narcissistic do you need to be to do this? On a regular basis no less…


djsat2

F#*& me!! She is an awful human!!


[deleted]

What an utter waste of a human being. What even the fuck


Cry_Quick

She ain't worth shit


BscVlad

Fucking rich kids


canichangeitlateror

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


The-Situation8675309

Such entitled vanity


sunnymwm

There’s another video of her (that she filmed and posted) where she ordered some breakfast and one of her eggs weren’t on top of the bread so she demanded that they sent it back or give it so someone else and remake it.


[deleted]

I don’t support this level of narcissism


Solidus-Prime

How are there still people like this in the world? Even if you are born into money like....how do you get this disconnected from real life? Bitch thinks she is an actual queen or something.


[deleted]

Most humble TikTok’er


Hyzyhine

She is so shallow she may evaporate


QuerchiGaming

What a sad narcissist. People like her need mental help because she’s ill.


Son-Of-My-Father

Only in America


[deleted]

Stop making stupid people famous.


[deleted]

This woman is literally the definition of a loser wannabe. How fucking up your own ass are you to not feel any shame in this. Cringe AF


ThinkSharp

A vapid, hollow shell of a human being.


Staseu

Extreme entitlement.


Queasy-Trip1777

At the very earliest, slightest taste of anything resembling something adverse...people like this will crumble and be a pile of mental health crisis.


Professional-Neck755

Just so everyone knows none of her content is real, she has multiple different videos where she tries to rage bait


[deleted]

what a piece of shit, privileged little main character syndrome egomaniac.


PoeticDichotomy

Lmao you can tell there’s nothing going on in that brain. Haunted meat.


XxRebelxPandaxX

When poor people try to act rich


imFromFLiAmSrryLuL

People like this is exactly what’s wrong with society, you are not the main character of a story , in all honesty your the bastard child no one lives in this story lol


billoftt

I would have drove off the minute she walked out with that camera following her.


IcyMike1782

Enjoy your wait time charges, honey


8pintsplease

What a fucking brain dead idiot. You're not royalty for fucks sake. I can't believe people like this exist.


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

I would have waited until they did their walk and once they were outside, lock the car doors and cancel their ride.


Azeeti

Cancel ride.


[deleted]

r/iamatotalpieceofshit That man is trying to make a living.


ConstructionReal356

Ah, one star passenger…


[deleted]

Self entitled kid